Caption Competition Mk III

[622]

Wills: Stop doing that Kate ....you know he has an unusual reflex problem!

[Dan Gerous]

"Good evening London".

[sealo0]

Louis thinks : corrr that was a good one. ….. boys will be boys

[Buster Hyman]

I saw Uncle Andrew doing this…

[NutLoose]

Go on Grandad, give Uncle Andrew a damned good fisting..

[NutLoose]

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[NutLoose]

I too will break free from my chains when I become the spare heir..

[NutLoose]

Dakka... Dakka... Dakka.......

[NutLoose]

Loads 'a money....

[NutLoose]

I'm riding daddies chopper..

[622]

No darling, don't worry ...no one will notice Louis is not here and we are using the Spitting Image puppet!

[Kiltrash]

Last orders please, was always gonna be a quickky. On my way back from Liverpool. So depending on the traffic, on the M6🙁, be home tonight ..

[treadigraph]

KPoW: Where's yer Armies?

PL: Up me sleevies!

[Kiltrash]

Several crackers that will get the writer sent to the tower, ...first runner up was 622 with

Wills: Stop doing that Kate ....you know he has an unusual reflex problem!

However the winner and next precipitant of the CapCom trophy is Nutty with

Louis playing out his role as Caesar was just about to give Kiltrash two thumbs down ending his gladiatorial picture posting career.

Take it away si

K

[NutLoose]

Ok try this one..


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[cavuman1]

This is the last time she'll complain about doing the laundry!

- Ed

[artee]

Bugger! I think I forgot my garter belt.

[Big Pistons Forever]

Sorry dear but I am going to dump you…

[Big Pistons Forever]

Micheal O’Leary’s great grandfather was his inspiration……

[jolihokistix]

With seven layers of redundancy, the first 'para-chute' was tested out by paying volunteers.

[Kiltrash]

Well it all started when she complained I never took her anywhere.

[Kiltrash]

Early design for a Sat Nav to give directions

[Kiltrash]

1(F) find a novel way to take the cook along with them to the front.

[Kiltrash]

" Bums away "

[Wensleydale]

When women very nearly made it to the cockpit...

[ShyTorque]

Do you mind? I’m trying to use the outside toilet!

[jolihokistix]

When side-saddle was the proper way to ride.

[622]

Stop moaning Doris, there is simply no room in here for you after I put my golf clubs in!

[sealo0]

B A over booked again!

[sealo0]

Arr that nice mr nutty let me have his seat

[jolihokistix]

“Now that camera and tripod are very valuable!”

[treadigraph]

Are you sure this'll cure my hiccups?

[sealo0]

Hold on tight it won’t hurt

[treadigraph]

Like Plenty O'Toole, Tiny Broadwick was named for her father's equipment...




(quite a girl! - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiny_Broadwick)

[sealo0]

Well I suppose Martin Barker had to start somewhere

[Hydromet]

Hmmm, more than 100 yards of silk. That should make a lot of pairs of knickers.

[sealo0]

It’s a bit early to start trials for HRH parachute jump!

[sealo0]

Are you sure you can’t find a Taxi to get me home

[Kiltrash]

Glenn later recounted this was how he picked up his girlfriend

[Kiltrash]

Now if you attache the hose to the plane below and behind we will have invented the flying beer delivery service

[Kiltrash]

It's a experimental so please can you sign this waiver Miss

[Kiltrash]

At Old Warden the collection display the first known example of a back seat driver

[sealo0]

Greta you really need to find another way to get to school

[622]

Proof that even early pilots would use all their charm to chat up a pretty lady ...hoping to get a glimpse of knee!

[Kiltrash]

Tiny later hoped to be given a contract in Paris, with Cirqui du Soleil at the Moulin...however the audience had to supply their own binoculars...

[Kiltrash]

No matter what he tried, Glenn was unable to shake her loose ..

[Kiltrash]

The AAIB later reported there was a problem with Loose Nuts

[Kiltrash]

The outside toilet was not appreciated

[treadigraph]

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[Dan Gerous]

Parachutes were too expensive, so I just got her paralytic.:E


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[Kiltrash]

With this we can cover more ground with fewer people, ....said the Post Office

[Kiltrash]

Monty Python gets a new opening credit.

[Kiltrash]

Barnum and Baileys wing walking...the early years

[Kiltrash]

The British PM complained the crotch straps were too tight.. but he enjoyed it however

[Kiltrash]

With this attachment if the Landing Gear fails to deploy, Fred and Wilma have to run very fast...

[Kiltrash]

Now she appreciated just why her mother said that real ladies always keep their ankles crossed

[Kiltrash]

Please explain why the term, going commando, is appropriate

[treadigraph]

Tis true dat you're sitting al fresco, but dem Ryan Air people aren't giving you a parachute now are they...

[Kiltrash]

If the parachute fails to open..
You don't need to worry about your make up
Or
You can't get a refund said Del
Or
I don't think a riding helmet is gonna help much

[Wensleydale]

Following the retirement of the C130, the Falcons experiment with a new aircraft.

[fitliker]

Drop yer flaps or it’s going to be a hard landing

[fitliker]

Over target , bomb bays open , release the bowels

[fitliker]

You might have to burn your undergarments after this ride

[Kiltrash]

The Red Arrows showed they were truly inclusive when Blue5 was seen to be selected purely on sewing ability, and not on sex, creed or colour.

[Wensleydale]

SOE: The Early Years.

[Kiltrash]

At the Mach Loop the spotters got more than they expected and made the climb worth while....

[Kiltrash]

Madam Fifi La Bonk is flown into occupied France ready to blend in with the locals ....and corrupt General Von Klinkerhoffman

[jolihokistix]

Not bad as naughty postcards go, but it might need a little more sauce.

[Kiltrash]

Sue realises she ...
​​​​​Won a recent round of PPRuNE Cap Comp and wishes she had not been otherwise engaged

[Kiltrash]

French Aviators early attempt to win the Daily Mail prize for the first cross Channel flight attracted the Asylum Seekers attention even then..

[treadigraph]

Ah, your latest whacky invention Heath Robinson, what does it achieve exactly?

No idea old sport, waiting for a brain wave to strike...

[Chu Chu]

Nice try, Hoskins. But I said we were looking for Sue Vêtements.

[Buster Hyman]

Betty always hated the Swing Shift…

[Kiltrash]

Having been paired with Glenn " Hoskins " Curtis, Betty was taking no risks...

[Kiltrash]

The Parks keeper later reported her to the council for using the under 11's swing.

[Kiltrash]

Ryanair deadhead a spare Flight Attendant. However there was no free seat in the cabin.

[treadigraph]

Hoskins... wouldn't it be simpler to paint a picture of your girlfriend on the side of the fuselage?

And thus a tradition was born...

[622]

Hoskins was forced to admit he might have been a bit low when flying over the playground!

[treadigraph]

Hoskin's proud boast of being able to pick up a lady's handkerchief with his wingtip went slightly awry at the Heston Garden Party...

[SLXOwft]

I'm going to sue whoever sized these vêtements.

[SLXOwft]

Tiny began to wonder if she'd got the dress and 'chute the right way round.

[SLXOwft]

Laughingly Tiny reported he had said to her, 'one day even men will be brave enough to jump from airplanes'.

[Chu Chu]

Tiny refused to jump out of a serviceable aircraft, so a creative solution was required.

[Chu Chu]

Okay, I did tell you to go out to the line and dry your bloomers. But I didn't mean the flight line.

[Kiltrash]

What Pr Louis was really looking at from the flypast balcony

[Kiltrash]

No one knew Tiny was Tom Cruise Great Grandma..

[Kiltrash]

Later it was discovered that Tiny had got confused about her weight ...Kilo or pounds...

[jolihokistix]

The true story of the invention of the Charleston comes from the flapping movement of the arms and legs while parachuting.

[NutLoose]

Ok, scores on the doors for the weekend, winner is

Fitliker with

Drop yer flaps or it’s going to be a hard landing

Equal runners up are

Buster with

Betty always hated the Swing Shift…

and 622 with

Stop moaning Doris, there is simply no room in here for you after I put my golf clubs in!


My entry would have been,

Ok Doris we are about to do our final run along the crowd line, uncross your legs and let them hear the blue note.

[fitliker]

Can we have an open House ?

[NutLoose]

If that is your wish, it is your choice as the winner :)

[Kiltrash]

...ore one of the loosers? My personal preference would be 622 With a golf club twist ⛳

[NutLoose]

Well someone do something,either free house or 662

[fitliker]

So be it , Free House it be .
I liked that one as well . It supports the old school type humour .
Archibald says to his wife , put your coat on I am going out . Where we going she asks . I am going down the pub with my pals , and I didn’t want you to get cold when I turn the heat off in the hoose while I am gone oot .

[622]

Free house it is ....preferably to someone new!

[NutLoose]

Meanwhile back at the bat cave……

[Kiltrash]

Ok all let's get the hilarity moving. If deemed acceptable, light hearted comments only please

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[Hydromet]

"Going down!"

[treadigraph]

Oh it's perfectly safe... just like falling out of a sixth floor window really...

[Hydromet]

Yevgeny, when I said "How about we find a low dive," this wasn't what I meant!

[treadigraph]

Do you ever get a sinking feeling that all is not going well...

[sealo0]

Can Putin & Co go any deeper, will see.

[sealo0]

Hoskinski , I said submissive not submersible

[andytug]

Well, it is said that Putin likes not to just defeat his opponents, but crush them.....

[jolihokistix]

Putin and Medvedev on the way to reviewing the Black Sea fleet.

[SLXOwft]

Off they go singing the Volga scroats' song

[Chu Chu]

Putin's bubble keeps getting smaller.

[Chu Chu]

Funny -- "Ride of the Valkyries" seemed like appropriate background music when we chose it.

[fdr]

An ingenious way to remove Putin from the face of the planet.

[jolihokistix]

"Get. your. arm. off. me. People can still see us!"

[sealo0]

Look , Look what we found when we blow the Dam, a monster from the deep!

[Chu Chu]

Sphere of influence.

[treadigraph]

It's alright, they've gone - you can come out now!

[fitliker]

Strange vessel to start a fart competition , could be fatal . If someone drops the borscht fueled silent butt deadly fart and accidentally follows through . Almost certain death in a confined space .

[sealo0]

OK Medvedev, is this your idea of a quick get away?

[fitliker]

No escape from that fart competition, in a cockpit fart competition the donning of the oxygen mask is considered cowardly capitulation .
If your other crew member asks you if you smell smoke you can bet he has unleashed the winner in a fart competition, a preemptive emptying of gaseous effluence exasperated by the confined space . Note to other crew : if both pilots are wearing oxygen masks it was a draw .

[Chu Chu]

Now we will dive to the Titanic, which struck an iceberg and went down with scores of oligarchs onboard.

Why did I never think of that?

[SLXOwft]

Having received the all clear from Lukashenko, Putin and his lapdog surprise commentators by surfacing opposite the nudist beach having left their secret underwater base in Strogino.

[Kiltrash]

Got off to a great start everyone, I was concerned it might have been deamed a bit of bad taste....thanks all...
K

[NutLoose]

I wish you would let some one new post as agreed, that’s the second time lately you have gasumped it, it’s pointless running a comp if you keep jumping in.

i will sit this one out.

[Buster Hyman]

Is it safe to surface?
Yes Comrade. A peace deal has been brokered with the Wagner group!
Not that idiot! Are Nutty & Kilty still going at it?

[sealo0]

OK who pulled the plug!

[Sue Vêtements]

And the winner is (cue the Danger Zone song) .......

Sue Vetements with



The good news is the CAPCOM trophy is on the way, the bad news is it is on the plane carrying the dog shyte


Sorry I've not been following the thread and I just saw that I'd won. Glad you weren't all still waiting for me

[Kiltrash]

Putin and Medvedev on the way to reviewing the Black Sea fleet.

Wins Jolli the first prize. This time round....

Sorry Nutty but if NO ONE else felt they were willing to take up the cudgel....
Goodbye
K

Ps pm sent to Jolli.

[jolihokistix]

Ah, great, thanks for that. I'd be happy if Sue would like to take this one.
In the meantime I'll have a quick rummage around in case of a no-show. ;)

Starting countdown...
20
19

[NutLoose]

Sue admitted she does not tend to watch this thread Jolli.

[SLXOwft]

Jolli, Sue replied to my PM shortly after midnight UK time last night, prior to the above post, so I assume she/he will not be back on net until late evening. Have you sent a PM?

[jolihokistix]

Yes, I have sent her a PM, thanks. :ok:

7

[jolihokistix]

Zero!

Try this for size.


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[SLXOwft]

Police finally reveal Boris's PPE seized at 'essential work event'.

[treadigraph]

Should have gone to Specsavers...

[NutLoose]

Early Vikings suffered from the lack of NHS dentists.

[Ascend Charlie]

Donald Trump's new hairspray

[Ascend Charlie]

Must be English with teeth like that...

[MPN11]

It's actually a Ram air turbine.

[Sue Vêtements]

Oh Pish! I missed it ... AGAIN!!!!

[Sue Vêtements]

In the background, Henry VIII looked on with a growing sense of arousal. Sure she looked a little bit ... odd, but when you get to number seven, you not only find that your standards start to slip, but also begin to realise that your options are becoming somewhat limited

[Sue Vêtements]

Michael hated going out in public wearing those silly glasses. Everybody seemed to stare at him!

[Sue Vêtements]

Johnathan felt a vague sense of unease about his upcoming MRI appointment

[Sue Vêtements]

The latest recruit was probably going to be useless, but at least this one was silver!

[jolihokistix]

Get your bids in ladies and gentlemen ffolkes, last orders in five hours.

[Chu Chu]

Why does my new helmet have horns on it?

Your wife might be able to explain . . .

[jolihokistix]

Had some good laughs with those.
I was thinking along the lines of Putin having just had an iron mask lovingly run up by the best Moscovite artisans for his favorite chef.
Ram air was good, and I had a fascinating read-up on cuckolds. And just what is it with the general unavailability of decent British dentistry???

But Henry VIII finding that ‘thing’ in any way sexy just has to take the cake.
Sue, hope you’re awake to see this. The buck is yours! Well, it was always yours anyway.
Your submission made me think of:
Air Supply
Making love out of nothing at all.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ybi5Iez9meA

[jolihokistix]

In the meantime, please feel free to add any more to the above. :ok:

[NutLoose]

And this is our new PPE, it protects against Covid and eating birthday cake.

[NutLoose]

Early female helmets were soon discarded when it was realise the Vikings could hang onto the horns and ride you like the bitch you were...

[NutLoose]

As can be seen although the helmet was a success, the problem of severance at the neck was never solved.

[NutLoose]

Prince Harry readies his helmet to clamp his brother in the Iron mask and usurp the throne as his not so double.

[Sue Vêtements]

Thanks - I paid attention this time! Even got up early to check

Hope this one's not been done before



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[sealo0]

“Anyone got some jumper leads”

[jolihokistix]

“I’ll have this one fixed in a jiffy!”

[sealo0]

Thank goodness No2 not a problem!

[sealo0]

Training jumps are never much fun! ​​​​​​

[sealo0]

Sorry guys I’m going to have to go around again we missed the DZ, err sorry skip we’re a bit busy right now

[NutLoose]

I can see the problem, you have some sh*t on one of the prop blades, try cranking it to see if it will throw it off.

[sealo0]

Hoskins you’re always hanging around!

[Chu Chu]

I knew I should have spent more time on “engine failure” in the pre-jump briefing.

[sealo0]

OK Hoskins I know you’re a nervous jumper but we’ve only got 10 minutes fuel left.

[cavuman1]

While members of the Aggravated Buggery Club huddle on the port wing of the Super G-18, their fearless captain tries to pull start #1 engine.

- Ed

[sealo0]

Hey skip it is righty tightly isn’t it

[NutLoose]

Get off! you son of a Beech..

[NutLoose]

Hey Skipper, I think we just flew through a flock of skydivers..

[NutLoose]

With the budget cuts, the Red Arrows were forced to operate one aircraft only.

[sealo0]

‘Red Letter Days’ don’t show this in the Brochure

[Buster Hyman]

“Hang on a minute lads…I’ve got a great idea….umm”

[Buster Hyman]

“We’ll be okay, just hang on. Unfortunately, Frank is screwed…”

[SLXOwft]

Throttle set, contaaaaaaaaahct!

[Buster Hyman]

“he says the instruments are right…its not spinning!”

[Buster Hyman]

Guy at the back of the queue: “Do we have a fuel leak? I see a liquid coming from under the wing!”

[Buster Hyman]

“I swear to God Bert, if you have another curry before our next flight, you’re walking!”

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

First time I've ever exited the aircraft and gone forward!

[jolihokistix]

OK! I’m down here! What do I do now?”

[SLXOwft]

OK team before moving forward REMEMBER THAT ALL PROPELLERS MUST BE TREATED AS BEING ‘LIVE’ AT ALL TIMES!

[NutLoose]

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[NutLoose]

Don't worry... I have it on good authority from the Captain that the good engine is providing us with more than enough power to safely carry us to the crash site.

[NutLoose]

Remember the old saying...any port in a storm is good, so stick to this side..

[sealo0]

Saving Private Hoskins!

[NutLoose]

I say chaps, the hostess is asking if any of you would like a coffee?

[Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!]

ok, now pass me the seven sixteenths

[treadigraph]

Life's a Beech and then you dive...

[SLXOwft]

Removing 'parasites' or how to reduce drag maintaining level flight at Vzrc1

[treadigraph]

Are you enjoying the flight Mr O'Leary?

[Dan Gerous]

Hand over the static vent and dive....


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[Hydromet]

Fresh from their rail tour of India, the Red Devils demonstrate new techniques that they learned while away.

[Chu Chu]

Bad idea: Hand propping in flight.

Really bad idea: Asking city government/council workers to do it.

[Sue Vêtements]

I'd better mark it now because I'll not be able to tomorrow

Honourable mentions

sealoO "Anyone got some jumper leads"

Nutloose "Don't worry... I have it on good authority from the Captain that the good engine is providing us with more than enough power to safely carry us to the crash site"

treadigraph "Are you enjoying the flight Mr O'Leary?"

Hydromet "Fresh from their rail tour of India, the Red Devils demonstrate new techniques that they learned while away."


But the winner is:


Nutloose "With the budget cute, the Red Arrows were forced to operate one aircraft only"

[artee]

It's Nutty - Hanging off the end of a prop

[NutLoose]

Thank you Sue.. :)

Open house for 24 hours, low win counts preferred.

If no poster then, I will shove one up.

[artee]

Thank you Sue.. :)

Open house for 24 hours, low win counts preferred.

If no poster then, I will shove one up.
As the Bishop said to the actress. Wanna try this - fairly topical. Our friend Mr. Prigozhin.

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[Wensleydale]

Why do you send this? Wagner only flies in attack helicopters!

[Buster Hyman]

"Bozhe Moi! Where did you find one still in Moscow?"

[Wensleydale]

"Anyone here got an umbrella?"

[sealo0]

They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!

[treadigraph]

Who'da thought it? I'm uglier than a 125...

[treadigraph]

How splendid! Apparently I'm going skydiving...

[Buster Hyman]

That's never going to carry all the Gold!

[andytug]

"No, I definitely do not wish to sit anywhere near a window....."

[Ascend Charlie]

(Similar) "OK, I'll fly in that, the windows cannot be opened!"

[Chu Chu]

When I said “decapitation strike” I didn’t mean it quite that literally.

[treadigraph]

Next? Oh I'll be manager of Manchester United - I do talk a very good game and of course they're all a bunch of Wagners...

[SLXOwft]

Hotdogging in a 125 - who'd have thought it?

[SLXOwft]

Prigozhin was concerned he might become a victim of defenestrationpressurization.

[Wensleydale]

...and then the pilot called "Novi-Chocks Away".

[treadigraph]

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[treadigraph]

I have a cunning plan...

[treadigraph]

I'm Supercallousfragilegoedexblue-eyedboyPrigozhin
My place as Putin's poodle I've now thrown right in the bin...

[Big Pistons Forever]

Heh heh, Putin is a day late and an airplane short……Again !

[artee]

Scores on the board, so someone can get a better picture up for the weekend.

3. Wensleydale -
"...and then the pilot called "Novi-Chocks Away".
2. Also Wensleydale-
"Anyone here got an umbrella?"
1. sealo0
"They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!"

Yevgeny will be dropping the CST around to you on his way to Salisbury.

[sealo0]

Wow thanks artee, with only one entry as well.

This may need to be made a bit bigger!!
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OK Take it away

Mike

[treadigraph]

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[sealo0]

Thanks, Tready

[treadigraph]

The Ling Tesco Chariot de Supermarché... an unguided missile in an aisle near you...

[treadigraph]

We've asked Sir Edmund Hillary to do the test flying...

[SLXOwft]

Trump joins the plutocratic space race in a desperate attempt to evade justice.

[NutLoose]

Ryan Air take delivery of their first passenger carrying spinner concept for their engines, meaning a pair of extra passengers can be carried.

[NutLoose]

Fly it? how do I get it to the bloody runway, it taxies like a damned shopping trolley.

[NutLoose]

No, the first picture was better, this thing needs to be made smaller :p

[NutLoose]

Suck.. squeeze.. bang... blow, that is what will happen if you open the canopy before it has totally shut down...

[treadigraph]

Regarding your comment after flying the Mk I that "entry to the machine is difficult; it should be made impossible" - well, with the Mk II we've acceded to your wishes...

[treadigraph]

If Kenwood made flying machines...

[treadigraph]

Hmmm... now I see why the Paris Air Show is called "Salon du Bourget".

[Chu Chu]

What if . . . missiles came with their own portable silos?

[fitliker]

We need a bigger plane said the Captain hunting that Jaws monster

[fitliker]

When two corporations merge , Ann Summers and some company that sank all its development money into vertical take off fighter jets
They called it the Splooger jet , leaves a very pleasant strawberry fragrance in the contrails . Also available in Faberge Brut fragrance and Hai Karate for those seeking action and adventure

[NutLoose]

Haven’t you learnt anything in the last 100 years? Even Carefree tampons come with wings these days.

[NutLoose]

Think of the weight saving without the wings….. Yes, I can see your point, but where do you now put the fuel…. Ahhh!

[Buster Hyman]

"...and it's reusable? Remarkable!"

[NutLoose]

And my next manoeuvre as I try to get airborne will be the barrel roll.

[NutLoose]

The prototype of Thunderbird Three was not known for its looks, so was normally kept hidden under the swimming pool.

[NutLoose]

Sub Lt Smithers RN, rued the day they got rid of the wooden barrel with the hole in it and replaced it with this contraption.

[jolihokistix]

“It’s horizontally challenged,” explained the new Director of Inclusivity, “but in a good way, of course!” they hastened to add.

[NutLoose]

Da comrade, the sanctions have started to bite with electronics, but ve learn to adapt and recycle, so to lift off you need to select spin cycle und extra hot vash.

[Wensleydale]

The drill for Spin Recovery: also used to remove laundry.

[Buster Hyman]

"And remember, we all take turns looking out the window at the Titanic okay?"

(Too soon?):ooh:

[Dan Gerous]

SpaceX's original concept for a manned re-usable booster.

https://cimg7.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune.org-vbulletin/400x600/67572_big_0239adc7f3cf62c191aa89a5123e9a1380fe9ffd.jpg

[Dan Gerous]

Are those tyres rubber?

[treadigraph]

When it tent pegs, it'll make a nice memorial flower tub...

[Ascend Charlie]

Having run out of F-104s to use as lawn darts, the Luftwaffe tries something new.

[Chu Chu]

Where's Hoskins?

I don't know. He disappeared just after it took off.

Figures -- he'll chase anything with a skirt!

[NutLoose]

Does my arse look big in this? Call 0800 1234432

[Buster Hyman]

The jet wash was bad enough, but this tumble dryer is ridiculous!

[sealo0]

Slowing down a bit, will call this Sunday 9 ish BST

[sealo0]

OK, so the winner is

“It’s horizontally challenged,” explained the new Director of Inclusivity, “but in a good way, of course!” they hastened to add.

over to you,

Jolihokistix

[jolihokistix]

Crikey! Mixed emotions prevail. Happy to have hit one for six, but this is now a heavy baby to nurse.

While I search frantically for a suitable shot, please enjoy Sunday morning and feel free to add any extra thoughts re current.

[artee]

Crikey! Mixed emotions prevail. Happy to have hit one for six, but this is now a heavy baby to nurse.

While I search frantically for a suitable shot, please enjoy Sunday morning and feel free to add any extra thoughts re previous.
Bezos' Blue Origin did the phallus, we've done it complete with foreskin.

https://cimg8.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune.org-vbulletin/982x726/blue_origin_2f237261570670c43b1c23f57b0e1eaf7745f5aa.jpeg

[jolihokistix]

Arousing photo! :D

So, keep this one clean. And apologies for lack of aviation content.


https://cimg1.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune.org-vbulletin/1193x1280/img_1935_9ebd6b4e0ce77e8f04381f30a39a360d3c823180.jpeg

[treadigraph]

Putin ****** by Prigozhin. Or is it the other way round...?

[sealo0]

Ok, where’s the ladder?

[sealo0]

Vlad, this concrete is very cold!

[artee]

Are you sure you got the Reptile edition of the Kama Sutra?