Caption Competition Mk III

[Wensleydale]

When I applied for Rotary, I didn't expect a lawnmower!

[Wensleydale]

We use it for the final "Coup de Grass".

[Wensleydale]

"FLYmo NAVY".

[Wensleydale]

The US Navy's Hot Tub Unit goes into action.

[fitliker]

Slow down for speed bumps?

We don’t need no stinking speed bumps to get air time

Moped riders will ride anything including fat girls , your mom and this ! Whatever it is

[NutLoose]

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[NutLoose]

We need to get it up to 88 then the inflatable jacussi should be warm enough.

[Kiltrash]

After his unqualified success with the Sherman on the Normand beaches, Straussler felt he was on a roll
Cr Wikillpedia.

[Kiltrash]

In the jeep...Donna about you but it scares the sh1t out of me

[Kiltrash]

Airbus later decided the flight computer needed to be re worked when TOGA was pushed

[Confusious]

Express delivery of live herrings in a pond for the Navy Seals.

[Confusious]

"QUICK, FLARE!"

"No, it's a bazooka"

"Sh!t too late"

[Confusious]

"Fifty bucks on red please."

[Chu Chu]

My wife says that after I spend the day on an air cushion, I can cook my own damn dinner.

[NutLoose]

Jesus, and I thought the Puma was ropey.

[Chu Chu]

Where’d you get that noisy thing, Hoskins? I said the AT weapon should be fired from cover.

[Kiltrash]

As Felix plummets towards the earth the support crew move the paddling pool into position to break his fall neck.

[Kiltrash]

Think we need a smaller snipers 'scope..

[Kiltrash]

In Scotland the Autumnal Midges make the crew wish they had brought scarfs...

[Confusious]

"When I signed up my dad told me to always carry a rubber."

[MPN11]

“Umm … aren’t we supposed to retract the landing gear as part of the post take-off check?”

[Dan Gerous]

Do you think these sun glasses make me look like Chuck Norris?

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[Dan Gerous]

Talk to me Goose.
F ***Off Mav. If it wasn't for you I'd still be on Tomcats.

[Hydromet]

"What idiot put the exhaust pipe facing forwards?"

[Ascend Charlie]

"I think the signwriter got it wrong, it should be U/S ARMY, this thing is farked!"

[Chu Chu]

The driver didn’t win any popularity contests, but he did have two big fans.

[Buster Hyman]

Gee-Zuzz! Go easy on the Red Bull Hank!

[Kiltrash]

While on Pre Invasion maneuvers in Dorset the US Army later desides this was one invention more dangerous to us that it is to them...

[Wensleydale]

Might be worse: could have been an Astra Diesel Estate.

[Kiltrash]

Kiltrash first drive of the day.....quick Hank move the hole 69 foot to the left...

[Kiltrash]

....and if it does not work properly, attach a barrage balloon and we have a new Royal Observation Corps position...

[Kiltrash]

Lockheed Martin's testbed for what was to become the YF35.... Well the Brits had the Bedstead...

[sealo0]

Marty Mcfly was not too pleased with the first prototype of the hoverboard

[Buster Hyman]

The Army kindly asked Dyson to not send anymore prototypes in for evaluation.

[cavuman1]

We landed in a cow pasture last week. Made enough ground beef to feed a battalion....

- Ed

[Kiltrash]

Early contenders for the 1944 Darwin award.

[cynicalint]

Who put the kangaroo petrol in?

[fitliker]

The Ultimate Hairdresser’s vehicle, can blow dry an entire section at Anfield on a rainy Saturday better than an Audi TT .

[NutLoose]

Careful, we have no seat belts, if you brake hard it won’t just be the sh*t that hits the fan.

[NutLoose]

The Ultimate Hairdresser’s vehicle, can blow dry an entire section at Anfield on a rainy Saturday better than an Audi TT .

Thats you off my fecking Christmas Card list, I own a TTS :mad: :=;)

[NutLoose]

Look Nav, you can tell how important the US Army considers you, they only gave me an anti roll protection.

[NutLoose]

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[NutLoose]

Wtf are we testing the new Army snowblower in summer?

[Chu Chu]

Stunned by news that the Red Army is equipped with flying turrets, the Americans begin a crash development program.

[fdr]

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A few beers, a couple of hot tubs, and history was made...

[Kiltrash]

Early trials of air drops to forward troops show initial promise however 5 seconds later the 30 tonne Sherman did cause the CO to write to 2 families that their sons died in active combat and they should be proud of them. Their remains will be slipped under the door if not in..

[Kiltrash]

Ukriane were please to see the US Supply armoured fighting vehicles, however Amazon appear to have shipped the Airjeep not the Abrams...

[Kiltrash]

Captain Kat did wonder " What does this handle do "??...later regretted letting his curiosity get the better of him

[Kiltrash]

4077 th MASH motto..." We bring the Hospital to you "

[Buster Hyman]

Hurry! They need freshly sliced vegetables on the front line!

[Chu Chu]

Nice try at showing sensitivity to our acrophobes, but it doesn't really provide the full airborne experience. Maybe if we turned it upside down and put it the bottom of a silo. . .

[NutLoose]

When they said we were getting a three wheeler I rather hoped it would be a Robin Reliant.

[Confusious]

Well, well Hoskins, having a flying pond full of frogs doesn't fulfill the amphibious brief!

[Kiltrash]

Sarge... im showing a negative airspeed and this Angle of Attack can't be right....
Well, Control Alt Del. Usually cures it.. or just rely on MCAS...

[Kiltrash]

Not a Caption
Mrs Treadigaph obviously has better things to do than get her man's dinner..., ready for him on the table...when he gets back from the picket line...

[treadigraph]

OK, a quick round up of the results... Runners up:

"FLYmo NAVY".

The Ultimate Hairdresser’s vehicle, can blow dry an entire section at Anfield on a rainy Saturday better than an Audi TT .

But the winner is:
We landed in a cow pasture last week. Made enough ground beef to feed a battalion....

Well done Ed, CST is hovering across the Pond as I type.

(Apparently this machine, or one of its various model siblings developed by Piasecki, is at the Brandywine Helicopter Museum in Pennsylvania which I visited unexpectedly a few years ago - not always on display, I certainly don't recall seeing it, though we were in a something of a rush...)

[cavuman1]

Many Thanks, Sir Treadders! How 'bout this one:

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- Ed

[Confusious]

"Looks easy boss, bet my sixteen year old son could fly that."

"It is, my eleven year old daughter designed, built and test flew it."

[Hydromet]

"It's really safe, sir, just avoid that big cobweb over there."

[Buster Hyman]

Okay. That’s the parade ground sorted. What else needs mowing?

[Buster Hyman]

I can see my house from up here.

[Buster Hyman]

All the lads admired Franks big chopper…

[Buster Hyman]

Uber Eats! I have an order here for 4 Frankfurts and a large Donut…

[Ascend Charlie]

"It works fine, Lootenant Aldrin, but let me tell you a secret - the moon ain't got no atmosphere..."

[Confusious]

"Just looks like a load of palony to me!"

[cynicalint]

Are you sure this 'seatbelt' is really worthwhile?

[Buster Hyman]

It was all going well until someone started playing “The Timewarp” and Frank took a jump to the left….

[ShyTorque]

“Step down and let someone else have a go…….Oops!”

[ShyTorque]

“You’s might be Army but US are Air Force and we ain’t flying that!”

[fitliker]

Not so new Multi purpose vehicle can be used to avoid a field of mines , or decapitate a field of mime artists in medieval Fakirs costumes .

[fitliker]

These new Hairdressers vehicles are just crowd pleasers and becoming all the rage , even more popular than the MX5 or XR2s in pale pastels.

[Chu Chu]

Not very practical, but perhaps it's a segue.

[Ascend Charlie]

Only the man 4th from the left was smart enough to wear a hard hat.

[fdr]

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Defence cuts bleed

[Kiltrash]

After the accident last year to the referees the NFL look for additional protection for the Superbowl

[Kiltrash]

Stay away from that field of mince cows

[Kiltrash]

Where we're going Marty....

[Kiltrash]

Mods later moved this thread to Rotorheads

[Kiltrash]

...and the 4 Spice Girls got additional pleasuring

[treadigraph]

I think a head injury is gonna be the least of his problems if he crashes...

[NutLoose]

Isn't it upside down?

[Buster Hyman]

The new finale' with the Lumberjack song was an instant hit!

[treadigraph]

Up up and away on my beautiful, my beautiful... thingy...

[Confusious]

The remodelled Kamikaze Drone is more in keeping with its name.

[Kiltrash]

The NTSB stated a major cause of the accident was that all nine of the ground crew holding the steadying ropes were on the same side of the machine...

[Kiltrash]

At Cardington the early trials did show promise for Airlander...the years were not kind however to the design..

[Kiltrash]

The 4 pontoons are they in case of a Water Landing? ..
No they are the auxiliary batteries..for my mobile phone...whatever that is

[Kiltrash]

In the gym the cross trainer makes a break for freedom when Fatty Arbuckle signed up for membership

[NutLoose]

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[NutLoose]

Emergency MASH transport you say.. more liked sliced i'd say.

[NutLoose]

Very good, but I am at a loss as to what we would use a powered Pogo stick for..

[NutLoose]

I have heard the secondary effect of flying that is the sh*t hits the fan.

[NutLoose]

It's a chopper alright, that's the third pilot this week.

[Kiltrash]

I spy with my little eye something beginning with A..
Abattoir??...no
Airfield??....no
Albatross???.no ...now your being silly...
ok we give up..what is it??
Airjeep ..

[Kiltrash]

Knew it was a mistake giving the Pilot Red Bull...
Ps having JD and Red Bull while doing dinner 😊

[Kiltrash]

Donno about the Russians but this scares the sh1t out of me...thank god it's on our side...
30 seconds later it goes out of control...
RUN...

[Kiltrash]

Owing to weight restrictions only jump jockeys need apply

[Kiltrash]

At Studland there was a queue to use this machine....
( If your not in the UK or know what I mean ...Google is your friend .)

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[NutLoose]

And when we open the four cylinder tanks, the rotor will disperse the Chemtrail agents.

[Buster Hyman]

I just want to say that Mig alley is no place for choppers! This is all that’s left of my Huey!

[cavuman1]

Excellent captions thus far, PPRuNers! I'll call tomorrow so that we can start February with a new contest. Keep 'em coming, and keep your balance while I hover over your contributions! :D

- Ed

[cynicalint]

It's the new issue to flight commanders so they can fly off the handle safely!

[Chu Chu]

It's amazing the lengths some folks go just to stay off the rotorheads forum on PPRuNe.

[Ascend Charlie]

The 9 judges of the CapComp watch as Kiltrash tries to slash up the opposition.

[treadigraph]

No, no and thrice no Simkins. That isn't what I envisaged at all. Have you seen the film Mary Poppins?

[Kiltrash]

Torque about a daft design ...Mr Sikorsky

[Kiltrash]

M proudly shows Ian Flemming his latest design....
M? That's a daft name init?...
Well would put your real name to something as dangerous as this?

[Kiltrash]

Non military chap third from left...Yes General I can let you have 50 a month $400 bucks each if you place a order today, and just for you I'll have the lads at the factory build you a swimming pool in your house, it will be our little secret...

[treadigraph]

Why do you say it's unmanned when Hoskins is patently aboard?

Because Hoskins had an unfortunate accident with it yesterday...

[NutLoose]

This should be fun, he's going to attempt an autorotation landing

[NutLoose]

US Army mechanise nine pin bowling

[NutLoose]

Now fitted with the Acme round the waist vibrating fat reducer.

[Confusious]

"Must be crop circle season, Frank's off again."

[Chu Chu]

Officer in middle: Thanks for the demo, but I’m afraid this doesn’t meet the Army’s requirements. Maybe you could interest VFA-101.

[MPN11]

“yes, interesting … where does the WSO sit?”

[cavuman1]

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I might have gone for: "Hold my beer while I balance this contraption on the chimney of the house in the background.", but then I'm not nearly as funny as the rest of you. Each entrant wins a whirlygig but the contrarotational Coffman Starter Trophy goes to Buster Hyman with: "Uber Eats. I have an order here for four frankfurts and a large donut." The prize is on its way, Sir; watch your step!

- Ed

[Buster Hyman]

Aww, cheers Ed! :ok: I'm getting hungry just thinking of it.

So many recent wins...some of you will understand but we might need to explain wins to Nutty...:}

Anyway, while I clear some space for another trophy, I might declare open house! If you have one ready to go or you've not had a win in a long time...(you're included Nutty)... then have at it! Alternatively, I will post a pic tonight AESST if nothing's up. :ok:

[NutLoose]

I thought, where is Buster? as I have four large suppositories to shove up him and a ring cushion so he can sit down afterwards, would have been better caption.. ;)

[Buster Hyman]

Okay, let's have a crack at ol' mate Prince Markle!


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[Wensleydale]

Flat Tyre? Use the Spare!

[treadigraph]

Thought they were going to give me an Apache not some other crummy old Indian...

[sealo0]

Gosh this is hard work I’m not sure I like this.

[sealo0]

Bugger this for a game of soldier s

[Kiltrash]

When they said it was hair transportable

[Kiltrash]

Having finally drained the Suez Canal after the Evergiven accident this was all they found

[Kiltrash]

Megan did say to bring back something large and throbbing for between her legs..

[Kiltrash]

The Talibanies could strap a pair of Bazookas to this. Let's see what Pvt Nutty can do with it

[treadigraph]

It's not the only old bike in my life...


(Is accommodation at the Tower comfortable?)

[622]

"whats up with it?"
"I dunn'o, it just keeps making a whining noise!"
"....and the Motor bike?"

[MPN11]

"Where the hell is ones chauffeur?"

[Ascend Charlie]

"I've got such wonderful tales to tell my father when I get home. Perhaps I will also tell Prince Charles!"

[Dan Gerous]

Cripes I think I made a mistake buying this, there's no room for the baggage.

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[NutLoose]

Are you going to tell the fu*ckwit bump starting it on sand will never happen?...

[NutLoose]

Hey up, here comes Tonto..

[NutLoose]

My grandad was right, never trust anything built by slitty eyed people.

[NutLoose]

Well it's red, it vibrates a lot and you straddle it, Megan will love it..

[Confusious]

"No, I'm not bloody bitter and twisted that William got to fly helicopters....RIGHT!

[NutLoose]

I know he is our Boss and all, but guys, seriously, this is like watching a rerun of The Last of the Summer Wine...

[NutLoose]

Please, can someone despatch that rider.

[NutLoose]

He is aware he is supposed to sit on it as it moves along?

[treadigraph]

I can't ride it, it's only got two wheels...

[treadigraph]

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[treadigraph]

It won't start - I think it's Bustered...

[treadigraph]

I say! The Royal Seat Cushion has suffered a puncture and one's derriere is ever so slightly numb...

[Dan Gerous]

Well that was fun. Time to go from the Apache to the SAS and I'll get a Harley.

[sealo0]

How’s the planning going for the great escape going, Harry?

[NutLoose]

Hey up, here comes Benny

[NutLoose]

He told me he was writing a book and was looking for something to fill chapter 2

[cynicalint]

Just to prove it, the remains of the Taleban I shot are still in the saddle!

[treadigraph]

Filming starts for the new Military Action Thriller "Top Grump Megaprick" starring Ginger Wails as Tom Cruise...

[NutLoose]

'ave you told him the nearest petrol station is Bengazi?

[NutLoose]

'e muttered summat about 'e 'ad an RAC platinum card and 'e was miffed that they wouldn't come out to 'is bike...

[NutLoose]

'Apparently she got 'er title, she got 'er Netflix dosh and then told 'im on yer bike..

[Kiltrash]

Who stole my stabilising wheels...

[Kiltrash]

This e bike is great for the planet. Greta Meghan will be pleased ....but the power cord was a bit short

[Kiltrash]

Are you Struggling your Highness? Asked the corporal....well let go of the brake lever...
( Yes I know its the clutlch ...)

[Kiltrash]

On Military Maneuvers in Crosby beach, Harry finds old habits die hard..

[Kiltrash]

Not quite blending in are we Sir

[Kiltrash]

Archie will be looking forward to what I brought him from my travels....SA80..it has 20 ' notches ' on it. He can take it to school and show his mates.
( Only in America )

[Kiltrash]

Wait and see what happens when I get this up to 88 MPH....
Gonna drop it off a cliff are we Sir??

[Kiltrash]

I got this for the wife.....hope she don't mind living in a Bedouin Harem...

[NutLoose]

I got kicked out of the USA for not revealing my drugs use, but never mind, moving 'ere the country is a wash wiff drugs, though the wife ain't keen on 'aving to dress like this and carry a gun..

[NutLoose]

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[NutLoose]

The Sun:

Shock Horror

Rich, affluent and privileged white male caught stealing an underprivileged olive skinned mans only means of transport, thus robbing him and his destitute family of their only source of making a living.

[NutLoose]

It's my brothers, I am only the pillion

[sealo0]

My liege I bring you your trusty steed, only I used it for 5 minutes and it’s knackered

[treadigraph]

Bugger! Shouldn't have moved to California, those who count disapprove of the ICE...

[treadigraph]

That I'm reduced to this - delivering pizza to Uncle Andy...

[SLXOwft]

FML, first the Wildcat now the bearings on this b@st@£d's tail wheel.

[Kiltrash]

Bleedin 'ell, Join the Army they said ....didn't say Man Utd shirts were to be seen everywhere....

[Kiltrash]

Dads removed me from the family membership of the Royal Automobile Club..

[Wensleydale]

After much debate, Virgin Media went for a different ginger to front their advertising campaign........

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[Chu Chu]

I bet this never happened to T.E. Lawrence.

[NutLoose]

Hey Harry, perhaps if you fitted a headlight to it, you might be able to see the total f*ck up in your life on the road ahead..

[NutLoose]

I say chaps, if we capture some more of these perhaps we could try out having a polo match, that will keep you chaps busy getting them repaired while I pop off and write my memoirs..

[NutLoose]

I’m going to donate it to the Woking Pizza Restaurant then they will be able to do home deliveries, it will save my Uncle Andy having to travel in to pick up his orders.

[Kiltrash]

Yes I know Bagram is a bloody big Airfield but perhaps it would be simpler to move dispersal closer to the crew room..

[Kiltrash]

Could have been worst, could have been a Lambretta...

[Kiltrash]

When I get this fired up I can claim driver supplement hours...to stretch my Military pay to bare minimums..

[Kiltrash]

Well tinkering with old bikes did help dad finally get what he wanted...see if I can follow..

( To save you looking up
KC3 74
Camilla 75
Harry 38
Meghan 41 )

Better make space in the tower

[Wensleydale]

Grandad left the horse and carriage to the wrong person.....

[Kiltrash]

Having failed it's MOT the owner takes it out to the desert...and shoots it

[sealo0]

Life’s a beach

[sealo0]

You know I have new respect for these tyres, look what they have to put up with!

[Wensleydale]

My family offered me a French driver so that I could ride pillion......

[Confusious]

"I ordered it metallic green so I'm taking it straight back and I'm telling my daddy!"

[Confusious]

"They've only just removed the stabilisers off my bicycle, so what chance did I have of staying upright on this thing?"

[fdr]

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Speed kills! Ride a HONDA and live

(It's not that you will live longer, it's that the boredom will make it seem longer...)

[NutLoose]

Just watch out on the underpass, I hear the traffic is wicked.

[treadigraph]

No, I said I was out of breath, not I want to ride the Wall of Death...

[Kiltrash]

...and if the Bull charges just get on the scooter and ride it to safety....assuming it starts...

[Kiltrash]

Like wearing a Nazi outfit to a party this did seem a good idea at the time.

[Chu Chu]

They said there was no room on the bike for a spare, but I could be a kickstand if I wanted.

[Kiltrash]

While taking a landscape photo for his portfolio, Tim later complained some tw@t strides across the field...
Who said ' don't you know who I am??'

[Kiltrash]

It was only after Prince H jumped on the Honda in Liverpool did he discover some thieving Scroat had nicked the Royal saddle...
I'm sure there are some honest law abiding people in Merseyside ...some..

[NutLoose]

You're welcome to the Coronation they said... were sending transport they said... it's this week they said... F"$&$)**^! Families...

[NutLoose]

Hey Harry, is that your bike?
Naa, she's back in California

[cynicalint]

Why did you tell the gullible fool that was the way to bumpstart a motorbike?

[ShyTorque]

As the old saying goes: “Absence makes the fart go Honda”

[Wensleydale]

As the old saying goes: “Absence makes the fart go Honda”

Surely its "Absinthe". (I've also heard an "Abscess" variant).

[Kiltrash]

In Chateau Meghan the kids all play in the sandbox...Oh Harry ...ooohhh Hhaarryy ...oooohhh Hhhaaarrryyy she said when the lights were out.. .... Damm sand gets everywhere said a sore Prince....before he was seen by the Urologists in A&E

[Kiltrash]

In the King's Coronation, Harry sneeks in having NOT been invited to the procession down the Mall...celebrating all the best of England... Well KC3 is not my King said Kiltrash...

[Kiltrash]

At St Andrews the CCTV finally revealed what caused the tyre marks in Hell's Bunker ...

[Kiltrash]

....and you REALLY want to give this Wally real live bullets asked the QM...

[Kiltrash]

Later investigation showed there was actually nothing wrong with the Motorbike....yes but that would not have made a comic situation said the Captain.. as he collected his MBE...

[MPN11]

Hr was consoled by also be awarded an OYB ... "On yer bike"

[ShyTorque]

Surely its "Absinthe". (I've also heard an "Abscess" variant).

Oi, it’s MY caption! :rolleyes:


:p

[Dan Gerous]

Help me Honda,
Help help me Honda,
Help me Honda
Help help me Honda
Help me Honda yeh,
Get away from the wife.


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[Ascend Charlie]

He had some good times with the old town bike.

[Ascend Charlie]

"Damn, just banged my ankle on that Getty sign."

[cavuman1]

First gear, it's alright (Honda, Honda, go faster, faster)
Second gear, I lean right (Little Honda, Honda, go faster, faster)
Third gear, hang on tight (Honda, Honda, go faster, faster)
Faster, it's alright. (Beach Boys 1964)

But first, one must start it!

- Ed

[Confusious]

"This is not the Royal Enfield that one ordered."

[Wensleydale]

Oi, it’s MY caption! :rolleyes:


:p
But the other variations of the joke are funnier!

[NutLoose]

But the other variations of the joke are funnier!


now, now, leave Buster out of it, no need to get personal… :}

[NutLoose]

if I pretend I’ve broken down round the back of this pub, who knows I might even get a shag…

[treadigraph]

"Honda rise early in da morning..."

Excuse me Sire, Rolf Harris is even more of a no no than the Nazis...

[Kiltrash]

All I asked for was a Royal Enfield but the dealer said as I was no longer a Working royal all he had was a non working Honda...

[Kiltrash]

Harry later discovered that it was simply out of fuel ..Fuel he said, my third batman deals with boring things like that....ps what's fuel??

[Kiltrash]

Being low on fuel Harry discovered all the money in his wallet had his Brothers face on it which he would not handle, do he had to push it home...

[Kiltrash]

Trailer for the latest Netflix block Buster is revealed ....where the hero in true Bond style knocks the attacking baddie off the Motorbike and rides off on it to the waiting arms of his pregnant wife ..hits a snag when it's realised the hero does not have a bike licence....
That's alright said the producer we'll just green screen in Tom...

[Wensleydale]

Well Moses had a motorbike in the desert.. as the Bible says "the roar of Moses' Triumph was hear all around Judea".

[Buster Hyman]

Well, end of the week & time to move it on. I think Harry has more to worry about than our captions! Also, I probably could've ended this one much earlier because...

Runner up with the second entry was...
Thought they were going to give me an Apache not some other crummy old Indian...

And the winner, with the first entry was...
Flat Tyre? Use the Spare!
:D
Fine margins here, both gave me a Markle Chuckle!

[Wensleydale]

Thanks Buster. Here we go again:

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[sealo0]

Burp!

[622]

Wasn't what I was expecting when I Googled 'Big Bird with a chopper in her mouth' ! :E


(Apologies ....tone lowered already)

[treadigraph]

Bond aficionados claim special effects for the villain's lair in the latest film are decidedly sub-standard...

[622]

I do hate it when online delivery companies use bigger shipping boxes than are actually needed!

[Walter28]

As it says on the stairs.

[andytug]

"Yeah, it's much easier backing it in, then you can fly it out forwards when you get there....."

[andytug]

"Mrs Robinson, are you trying to seduce me?"

[Confusious]

"Ohh look there's that 'well camp' dispatcher again!"

[treadigraph]

When I grow up I'm gonna be a Chinook!

[Confusious]

This is one big bird who refuses to have any choppers enter from the rear.

[Chu Chu]

Okay, I’m smaller. But no need to turn your nose up.

[Chu Chu]

Johnny was so excited with his latest Airfix that he hired a helicopter to shoot it.

[Confusious]

"Ahem, excuse me I thought I had a Phrog in my throat."

[Buster Hyman]

Yeah! You all laughed when you arrived in Oz because we used the fly spray BUT WHO'S LAUGHING NOW EH!!!!!

[Buster Hyman]

...and you thought the Spiders were big in Oz! Check out the annoying flying insects!

[sealo0]

OK big mouth what’s your next trick?

[Kiltrash]

Dentist finds a very large Molar to deal with

[Kiltrash]

Skip, weather radar shows the sky is clear....the met report said heavy rain 1 mile ahead of us...cant both be right..

[Kiltrash]

The new Air Force one comes complete with Marine one....saves all this messing about with stairs and salutes at Andrews.

[Kiltrash]

Having delivered the final B747, the company in Seattle need to rein in their product line

[Confusious]

All that fuss about Venus Aerospace and it's just a fly trap.

[Kiltrash]

Having landed in Australia the I'm a Celebrity contestants get set to be dropped immediately into camp...

[treadigraph]

Chief Brody: We're gonna need a bigger airplane!

[Kiltrash]

30m wide cargo deck and 35 m rotor sweep...what could possibly go wrong said Hoskins. ..from his hospital bed

[Kiltrash]

Put the engine into the red, I'm gonna tow that big bad boy if is its the last thing I do...

[Kiltrash]

Don't laugh at me, my 10 brothers all called Huey are behind me

[Kiltrash]

This proves that everything has already been tried in the movies..
The latest Bond blockbuster has a Nuclear Sub (or two ) being swallowed whole by a Supertanker