Caption Competition Mk III

[SLXOwft]

"We both self-identify as male, so we have the right to stand with our hands in our pockets, doing nothing, and talking sh1t."

[SLXOwft]

I liked it better when we valkyries wore armo(u)r and rode horses, we didn't have to wait for some idiot who'd forgotten to sign for the aircraft and file a flight plan.

[NutLoose]

Are you wearing body armour under your shirt?
No, i'm just naturally flat chested.

[NutLoose]

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[622]

Voices in office on other side of the pan:

"Look at them there....moaning as usual"
"How can you tell they are moaning?"
"Their mouths are moving!"

[Buster Hyman]

So, how are you planning on fast tracking into the cockpit?
I've been practising on my Swallow.
Pffft! Sweet Geezuzz Mary Jane!!!
My Black Swallow (https://www.japantrendshop.com/kyosho-3ch-black-swallow-zero-rc-helicopter-p-2639.html) silly!
That's worse!!!

[NutLoose]

Of course you can't fart, you never keep your mouth shut long enough to build up sufficent back pressure, it's a female thing...

[Kiltrash]

Don't you think it was a slight mistake targeting the Baby Food factory? ? . Where's your compassion for the civilians Ms Putin??

[MPN11]

"If this thing had wheels, we wouldn't make skid marks on the dispersal."

"True, but what about the skid marks in my flight suit?"

[Kiltrash]

Think HR miss filed my training certificates, I'm actually a fully certified Drag Queen...

[Kiltrash]

Finally revealed, what the 'Loose Women ' do when ITV have day time horse racing...

[Kiltrash]

The four horse (wo)men of the Apocalypse star in a war epic...wait for Ford Coppola to call ...ACTION...

[cavuman1]

Pilots' Abbreviated Checklist: Spectacles, Chesticles, Wallet, and Watch.

- Ed

[cynicalint]

We'd never get away with boots this scruffy at Officer Training, matt and non-reflective!

[Ascend Charlie]

"Why do you say this helicopter is racist?"
"Because it goes Wop Wop Wop"

[SASless]

Last Call for entries....judging approaches.

[Ascend Charlie]

"You like my perfume? It's called "Come to Me""
(sniffs)..."Doesn't smell like come to me..."

[Kiltrash]

Sigh,...I could have been Mavericks love interest in TG2...but i'm just too tall...

[Kiltrash]

Can you play Rock Paper Scissors with 4 of us? To descide who wins the Cap Comp??

[Kiltrash]

...and finally...Doom and Gloom sweeps over the Territorial Army ( Ibrox ) Division at loosing on Penalties 😊

[Chu Chu]

Why on earth did you post that you wanted a date with a swashplate?

Damn autocorrect!

[Kiltrash]

Well i found a old lamp burried in the Sands, gave it a Polish and poof, there I was with 3 wishes...
Let me guess your third was for a big Chopper..

[SASless]

Upon very careful consideration....the continuing award of the CapCom Trophy shall be issued thusly......

Third Place....Buster with his reference to a Black Bird.

Second Place....Crab and his assistance with a lost key.

The Winner....ShyTorque with his very timely and socially sensitive post "All One of you definitely left the Toilet Seat up!".

PM sent.

[ShyTorque]

My apologies but personal circumstances right now mean I’m unable to take up the torch. Please reallocate!

S.

[SASless]

Second place was Crab....thus it should revert to him!

PM Sent!

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Here you go

[Kiltrash]

Obvious Photoshopped. ..Theres no pub called the George and Dragon on Bluff Cove

[Kiltrash]

Well Skip according to this Sonar thingy that's either a Russian Sub, or Nessi. ..we've hooked

[Kiltrash]

Chinook v low fly by?? ...my ass. ..hold my beer

[NutLoose]

We Seaking here, we Seaking there, we Seaking everywhere...

[NutLoose]

Once we get it up on the step we should be close to flying speed

[NutLoose]

You sure that's snake island?

[Buster Hyman]

Prop wash. Check!

[andytug]

"Apparently it's a new technique for confusing the listening sonar on Russian subs, sir......"

[andytug]

Well he did say his previous experience was in a water bombing plane.....

[SASless]

I say Bloggs…..”SwimEx…refers to he SBS Lads….not Aircrew!

[NutLoose]

I'm sure the budget could stretch to a longer sonar cable

[NutLoose]

Hey Skip, did you see that fisherman in his little dingy.... Oooh errr obviously not..

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Just for info it is on Lake Morris next to RCAF Shearwater in Nova Scotia - Waterbirds Course 2004:ok:

[Kiltrash]

...and in the latest Blockbuster Alien Invasion the US Presidential Marine One just manages to take off as the Hoover Dam was vapourised ....by Trump...damm...

[Kiltrash]

Mrs Treadigraph calls to her husband to get off his computer and come and see an interesting aircraft. ..in real life...

[Kiltrash]

Now throw that back, ...and that, ...oh and that one as well..Wonder if the Staish would notice it was Cod not Haddock for his dinner ??

[MPN11]

Oh ... not AGAIN, Hoskins?

[Tengah Type]

Hoskins this is still a Seaking! Wait until we get the Cormorant before you go diving for fish!

[treadigraph]

Sorry, did you say Seaking or sinking?

[fitliker]

Curious to know what they are using for bait as well as what they are fishing for ?

Are they loaded for bear ? Big difference between deer slugs and bear slugs . If your fishing in a spot claimed by a grizzly or polar bear you had better have the bear slugs ready .

[treadigraph]

The new Penzance - St Mary's passenger service gets off the... er... well, it's quicker than The Scillonian.

[Kiltrash]

Glug..Glug. .Glug. .Glug. ..
roughly translated as
Swimmer to Winchman ...when I shake the wire lift up ..

[Kiltrash]

Due to global warming, Spring comes early this year in Canada

[Kiltrash]

Wish the skip would just get over water skiing

[cynicalint]

Attempting to fly at window height...

[Hydromet]

"Skip, we're in Canada. There's no point in trolling for crocodile here."

[treadigraph]

Do you always fly this low?

Oh yes, I get vertigo...

[treadigraph]

Go higher? Son, we are the Navy not the gosh-darned Air Force...

[treadigraph]

We've just rescued The Village People from their yacht, they it seems they're scared of flying...

[Buster Hyman]

How big was that water bucket again?

[NutLoose]

Well I flew down here yesterday no problem,……

was the tide out?

[NutLoose]

Better report tailwheel shimmying when we get home.

[Kiltrash]

OK pull up now and we'll catch the Kardashiasians (sp) sunbathing in the nuddy. ..
Argh wasn't expecting Caitlyn there, what a eyeful. .

[Self loading bear]

Crew chief:
One of those Prince from over the pond is flying with us again.

They have a tendency to drag themselves down.

Better make sure you have taped-off all sensors and ports.

[Self loading bear]

Curious to know what they are using for bait as well as what they are fishing for ?

Are they loaded for bear ? Big difference between deer slugs and bear slugs . If your fishing in a spot claimed by a grizzly or polar bear you had better have the bear slugs ready .

I never saw a deer fishing.
and watch out I load my own slugs as well!

SLB

[SASless]

Let's see the Brylcream Boys top this for low flying!

[Wensleydale]

Is that Andrew dipping his tail again?

[Wensleydale]

Stop shouting "Splash One"!

[Big Pistons Forever]

Just for info it is on Lake Morris next to RCAF Shearwater in Nova Scotia - Waterbirds Course 2004:ok:

You can see all the yellow tape applied to the outside to cut down on the leaks :cool:

[Big Pistons Forever]

I heard about nuggets missing the deck but this is ridiculous !

[Kiltrash]

...and for the record it was 6 mess pianos, 5 sets off dress kit, 4 dozen SA81 rifles, 3 pairs of stockings, Sargents for the use off, 2 golf bags with full sets of clubs, and 1 (one) mobile phone for Ms Vardeys assistant that was lost overboard. .

[Kiltrash]

My the toilet flush is powerfull

[Kiltrash]

Well due to staff cutbacks we had to adapt operations so the person being rescued did not need the help.of a swimmer to get on board ...

[Kiltrash]

Well done skip!! That was one 'ell of a save there, almost lost the machine, think they'll give you a medal??

Hell (i) no we are seaking* them as artificial reefs
* damm autofill ... was meant to be sinking ...

[fdr]

The SOP reduced the risk of being shot down but did increase the chance of being torpedoed...

[Chu Chu]

The sea level suppression trials yielded disappointing results.

[cynicalint]

Crew mis-understood the order to commence dipping...

[Kiltrash]

When Sully was in the Air Force....knew the training would be useful later in civi life...

[SATCOS WHIPPING BOY]

Talkdown, brought to you with full-fibre from EE.

[SATCOS WHIPPING BOY]

Anyone seen a Jaguar round here? Colt lost one.

[Chu Chu]

Ordering Hoskins to join up with the Chinook may have been a mistake.

[treadigraph]

Thank you for your efforts Mr Heath Robinson, but I'm afraid Mr Cockerell has been judged the winner of our design competition for a hover craft ...

[Big Pistons Forever]

UMMM, skipper the guys were pulling your leg when they said the helicopter had a fish finder...

[Big Pistons Forever]

Check Pilot to aircraft Captain

My butt just got wet, you FAIL !

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Time to judge I reckon -

Winner - Kiltrash for not only the highest number of entries but this one tickled me ...and for the record it was 6 mess pianos, 5 sets off dress kit, 4 dozen SA81 rifles, 3 pairs of stockings, Sargents for the use off, 2 golf bags with full sets of clubs, and 1 (one) mobile phone for Ms Vardeys assistant that was lost overboard. . combining current topics of Atlantic Conveyor sinking with more kit on board than it could possibly carry (#Falklands 40) and the Wagatha Christie libel fiasco :ok:

Second place Tredigraph for The new Penzance - St Mary's passenger service gets off the... er... well, it's quicker than The Scillonian.

Third fdr for The SOP reduced the risk of being shot down but did increase the chance of being torpedoed...

[Dan Gerous]

Hoskins, the Torpedoes are air launched!

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[Dan Gerous]

It's painted on. You don't have to water the maple leaf.

[Dan Gerous]

My Grandfather said this is how they did it in his day.
Which unit was he with?
He was on MTB's in WWII

[[email protected]]

One minute too late Dan, sorry...

[Kiltrash]

Many thanks Crab, will try posting a pic now on my phone as I'm currently on the golf course but may have to wait till back on line...wait one Please

[Kiltrash]

Hi shot a 5 over. But the good news was I took the side bet 😁
ok all let's try this one,
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[treadigraph]

I've been kept waiting while Kiltrash finishes a game of golf with Goldfinger? Eliminate them both, Mr Bond, with extreme prejudice. But capture Oddjob and bring him here, I may have a task for him...

[SASless]

Ma'am was not pleased with Kiltrash winning yet another Capcom....and would be sending an Agent to handle the matter.

[Buster Hyman]

Bond, I hope you’re a better driver than Phillip!

[Buster Hyman]

Solomons Ma’am? At once,,,

[Buster Hyman]

****! Which one did Q say was the exploding Corgi?

[Buster Hyman]

First time with the Queen Bond?
Yes, If you don’t count Graham Norton!

[[email protected]]

Well Bond, you managed to deal with SPECTRE (Special Executive for Counter-intelligence, Terrorism, Revenge, and Extortion) - your next task is to eliminate the CLOWNS (Cronies, Liars, Opportunists, Wasters and Numpties Society) - we think they are holed up in Downing St.....

[MPN11]

“Don’t look back, Ma’am, but I think there's a bomb on the floor just behind you … RUN!”

[treadigraph]

One is slightly puzzled Mr Bond... one always thought you looked rather like Sean Connery...

[cynicalint]

Bond, if this is a stunt to get a cap Com picture, one will have you in the tower before you can say "Shaken, not Stirred"!

[cynicalint]

Policeman tasked to push the long-handled poop-scoop behind the lackey for when he hears he has to jump out of a perfectly serviceable aircraft.

[fokker1000]

Large bunch of old sad gits here.. I'm sure you really think you're amusing.

Maybe in The Mess 20 years ago... Maybe. probably not.

[Ascend Charlie]

"Bond, who is this sad old git on my left? Looks like a Mess steward from 20 years ago. Three rows of buttons, indeed!"

[cynicalint]

And when we get back Bond, I want you to hunt down that Fokker who forgot my Dubonnet and lemonade!

[622]

Yes Maam, quite clear ....If Andrew even thinks leaving the Palace I am to take him down.....

[MPN11]

"... and remember, Mr Bond, this is a Meeting we're going to, not a Party. Now, where's my Dubonnet?"

[622]

After a huge mistake at MI6 involving a typo ....Bond was forced to apologise to the Queen after destroying the Sceptre and taking out several Beefeaters in the process!

[treadigraph]

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[treadigraph]

Mr Bond, I realise Hoskins has been a huge drain on RAF assets, but one does find his exploits amusing. Are you quite sure he needs to be eliminated...?

[treadigraph]

Hungry? My middle son always recommends the Pizza Express at Woking if one is feeling peckish.

[Wensleydale]

Actually, I asked for Brooke Bond, but I suppose that this chimp will do.

[622]

Back at MI6 HQ:

Bond "Well Q, I have inspected the Palace top to bottom and apart from a few fake dog poo microphones which I picked up and have in my jacket here for you to take a look at, the place is clean"

Q "Fake dog poo ??? ...why, they havent used that kind of thing for over 50 years!"

Bond "Ahhhhh ....know any good dry cleaners?"

[Big Pistons Forever]

Sean was the only true Bond, I will just pretend to ignore this poseur beside me

[fdr]

....the new Miss Moneypenny was surprisingly well respected...

[j4leaphill]

"idiots,its envelopes i want thats why i asked for basildon bond,not this paperweight"!!!

[Big Pistons Forever]

My goal is to outlive the embarrassment that is Britain's Prime Minister, your goal is to make that happen....

[Kiltrash]

Last orders please judgement time this evening UK

[622]

In another BBC mix up......the interview with the Queen on her time as head of state has had to be cancelled...

..In other News....Jennie Bond has has entered the secret volcano and is hot on the trail of Spectre!

[Dan Gerous]

To hell with this opening parliament lark. Bond, close it, permanently.

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You can call me 'M' Mr Bond,............... 'H.M.'

[SASless]

Bond appealed to the top of his Chain of Command and failed to be saved from a LowerBotomy that Gold Finger had attempted but now PC Regulations required for field agents in the Secret Service. James would soon be known as Jamie.

[MPN11]

HMQ thinks ... "I wish I could get shorter staff, they make one look so small."

[NutLoose]

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[MPN11]

Bond thinks … “Don’t look at her bum. Eyes front, and watch out for Corgies and sh1t.”

[NutLoose]

Ok I’ve got the black cap for the Judge, let’s go and drop it off before he passes sentence on Johnston for that damned party while I had to sit in Westminster all on my bloody own.

[NutLoose]

Is that bulge your PPK or are you just happy to see me 007

[NutLoose]

The bag? It’s for the black balls 007..
But we haven’t got any ma’am
We will have when you bring me Harry’s 007.

[NutLoose]

That reminds me, I could kill for a Pink Gin right about now..

[NutLoose]

Ohhh I see you’re having a guided school visit ma’am?
No, that’s just Andrews guests.

[NutLoose]

Epstein is his name, and make it look like suicide Bond.

[NutLoose]

Bloody Maxwell’s, you think they would have learnt a lesson after I had you shove the other one orf the back of his Yacht 007.

[MPN11]

“007, do I need this level of protection for Chelsea Flower Show?”

“Some of those Roses have sharp thorns, Ma’am. Can’t take chances at your age.”

[treadigraph]

There is a Meghanolamaniac on the planet, Mr Bond. Elimination please. And then deal with Putin. Then the little fat one in North Korea. Go to it....

[Kiltrash]

Ah come with James and give my husband some driving lessons please....silly old fool never passed a test
or

JB... I'm here to train you to jump out a helicopter. .
TQ....At that height? Lower Please
JB... ( Barry White voice) ..I'm here to train you to jump out a helicopter
or

Come with me a Bond, I'm off to visit Andrew and give him the good news I'm removing the DOY honour but I'm giving him a whole country instead, as Duke of Stanley. After all he's still a hero down there.... .and he can live there...

Ok no more please, am off to have a consider to find a worthy successor

[Kiltrash]

..and the winner is MPN with topical...and yes I agree Roses are a dangerous vicious beast..

“007, do I need this level of protection for Chelsea Flower Show?”

“Some of those Roses have sharp thorns, Ma’am. Can’t take chances at your age.”

With a worthy runner up of fdr with

...the new Miss Moneypenny was surprisingly well respected...

[treadigraph]

Too late entry: Mr Bond, I can ennoble you with the title "Duchess of Sussex" should you wish to identify as female. On the other hand, "Duke of York" could be up for grabs... if you get my drift...

[MPN11]

Well, thank you, Kiltrash!

Evaluate these little flowers, then ,,, I'm sure some replies will be rude.


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[treadigraph]

New four-ship display team on the display circuit "The China Dolls"...

[treadigraph]

Hey, my friend on my right, we call her Maverick as she look like Tom Cruise!

[622]

Embarrassment all round as Ting Tong was forced to admit it was 'her' who left the toilet seat up...

(OK, I have started in the gutter...so things can only get better...:suspect: )

[Kiltrash]

New range of ' Aviator ' sunglasses, only $2.
Genuine

[Kiltrash]

The spotters at the fence got a real surprise at the latest diversion ...

[Kiltrash]

Second right. ..
Where's my mobile??

[Kiltrash]

Thr Teletubbies go back to their poorly paid day job when the series is cancelled

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Ok, which one of you funny buggers put superglue on my sunglasses?....

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[Dan Gerous]

"5 dolla, fly you long time".

[Ascend Charlie]

The Lady Pilots' Union is complaining. The 2 on the left show how men "do it", and the 2 on the right are holding the bottles that the men can use in flight. The girls have to take the whole suit off to have a wee, and it gets a bit cold in winter sitting naked on the loo. They want the zipper extended all the way through to the middle of their back.

[Buster Hyman]

Flying Tigers...Meowww...

[Buster Hyman]

China's new Belt & Whip Initiative...Meowww...

[Kiltrash]

Bejing Cineworld encourage the Ushers to get in the groove as TG2 is released

[Kiltrash]

As the SDR cuts start to take effect the NHS set up a recruitment drive, ( pretty ones only need apply) in a effort to get men to go for their Postrate exam.
( yes I know I spelt the procedure wrongly ...but to men it was a important difference )

[Kiltrash]

My, the Judges of China Got Talent are a far more lovely sight than Simon and co.. said Ant and Dec

[622]

Did you see the Cap com a couple of weeks ago...four girls stood on the pan .....
...Well, they won't get us like that!

[622]

Hey Girls, I just heard...
We are getting a western exchange pilot ...they say he can stay as long as he wants!
...I think his name was Hoskins!

[Hydromet]

There used to be five of us, but while Wan Kee was flying upside down, she had a crack up.

[Chu Chu]

Putin’s begging for help in Ukraine, but we won’t be sending any of our boys to die there.

[SASless]

Photographic proof of which Display Pilot is One Wing Low.

[cavuman1]

Brew Angers

- Ed

[treadigraph]

Where is there a beach we can play volleyball on?

[Kiltrash]

In Gullivers Travels we see the real size of the local inhabitants. .. ( look on the shoulder between #2&3
or is it someone far away painting the registration number standing on a car as he has had his ladder stolen ??

[Kiltrash]

Are the aircraft behind, pleased to see us, or do they have their refuelling probes out??

[Kiltrash]

You want us to fly THROUGH the London Bridge arch..
( one for the cousins that bought the wrong bridge..)

[NutLoose]

Ahhh, you must be Wun Hung Lo

[NutLoose]

Can anyone smell prawn crackers?

[NutLoose]

There are camel toes and there are camel toes, but you take it to a whole new level.

[NutLoose]

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[NutLoose]

Tell me about it, they might have reduced your team to Seven, but we got chopped to Four because of the party.

[cynicalint]

The two on the left are trying to hide a proliferation of kilt rash.

[cynicalint]

I'm smiling now, but when the photographers gone, I will get you for snapping off the left arm of my Ray Bans!

[Chu Chu]

If you inspect an aircraft without a proper lift, you may miss a bit of tail.

[Ascend Charlie]

"The problem with farting in a one-piece suit, it only has one way out - the neck. So, tighten up your belt and keep it down there!"

[treadigraph]

Four little maids from flight school are we
Pert as a pilot well can be
Filled to the brim with "look at me"
Four little maids from school

(Excerpt from the MiGkado...)

[622]

Right girls ...we have been selected as part of the security team.....apparantly someone has been seen not wearing a pass and we must find them!

[treadigraph]

Does my bomb look big in this?

[Kiltrash]

Do you think we will got the £650 payment from the Government to cover heating and eating?? Have you SEEN the state of the MQ's at this Base? There's not even a descent hairdressers, only does one style...

[NutLoose]

Who's the little fella sitting on your shoulder?

[cavuman1]

Wait 'til fearless leader Xi Jinping sit on whoopee cushion I put in simulator!

- Ed

[MPN11]

Not an entitled entry but …

#3 “Andrew so weeny and sweaty”

I’ll call in the morning!

[Kiltrash]

I'll call in the morning?? THAT'S what they all say... ( sigh )

[Kiltrash]

#2 do you know there's a Sharks Fin sticking out your head??.
No but if you hum the first few bars i'll follow along
( also a reference to a popular soup in China Britain )

[Dan Gerous]

We all get jackets like Maverick's, really piss off China.

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[622]

With reference to another topic ...

At last a group of Reds you wouldn't mind spending an evening in the bar with!

(Note: I have never met the Red Arrows .....but I'm sure they are perfect gents! :suspect: )

[MPN11]

OK, enough ogling of girls in flight suits.

I was tickled by:

Embarrassment all round as Ting Tong was forced to admit it was 'her' who left the toilet seat up...

"5 dolla, fly you long time".

But the Cultural Appropriation award has to go to ...

Four little maids from flight school are we
Pert as a pilot well can be
Filled to the brim with "look at me"
Four little maids from school

(Excerpt from the MiGkado...)

Nice one, Tredders ... take it away!! :ok:

[treadigraph]

Thank you MPN11! I'm on a day out again, so may I declare Open House - I'm sure somebody has a suitable pic just asking for a bit of irreverent humour....

[Kiltrash]

Caption waiting for picture...
" Wonder if Treadigraph is home yet "??

[Dan Gerous]

I'll step in with this one.

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[Self loading bear]

Boeing also affected by paint issues.

[treadigraph]

Cheers Dan! :ok:

[Self loading bear]

Indian Air Force steps in to relieve shortage on Fanny packs.

[Kiltrash]

Bit noisey here...init..
or
Who built a Airport right next to my house in Myrtle Avenue? Where's my MP.

[Kiltrash]

Damm David Gower on the test tour again??

[Kiltrash]

The Red Arrows practice for the Jubilee Flypast of Buck House ..."Smoke OFF Chemtrail ON.." .

[Ascend Charlie]

"Ravi should be falling out of the wheel well any second now..."

[Hydromet]

Bummer, another mist landing and go-around.

[SASless]

Photographic proof there is always the 25% who do not get the word!


Or....the latest airborne testing of stealth technology proved successful in UK weather conditions with future tests schedule for full airframe testing.

[fitliker]

Gently moisten , get her good and wet . Check for leaks before going hard into the monsoonal rains . SOP for the rainy season
Nothing worse than water squirting at you mid flight through an opening in the front .

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Civil use of Indian military airfields is hampered by lack of suitable facilities. "Thank you for flying with us today. After disembarking, the terminal is 2 kilometers down the taxiway that way".

[Buster Hyman]

I'll bet you 100 Rupees he puts it on his Khyber Pass!

[Buster Hyman]

Nice idea Paneet, but next time we'll stick to the roof of Trains.

[fdr]

Maverick, older yet no wiser found he could still vape even as a trash hauler.

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[Buster Hyman]

*Current Comp pic...

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[Kiltrash]

Quick, form a circle, the Indians are comming

[Kiltrash]

Even on detachment Hoskins was always the one out of step

[Kiltrash]

Pilot was surprised to find Short Field Landing was not needed in the Kyber Pass due to a lack of mountains...
That's cause we are in Lincolnshire.
Damm Nav again ...

[Kiltrash]

Think using de-ice before take off in the sub continent was not needed

[Wensleydale]

Another Deliveroo curry heads out to James Corden.

[SASless]

Three FJ Drivers and two Trash Haulers.

[Kiltrash]

At Liverpool Airport the fans were dismayed to find their ' cancelled ' flight to Paris flight actually took off...ah well better start walking then

[Chu Chu]

Cloud seeding experiment yields unexpected results.

[fdr]

Top Gears race was closer than many expected...

[Kiltrash]

You know a picture paints a Thousand words? Well this one don't. ..

[NutLoose]

It's just not cricket.

[NutLoose]

Now that's what you call a mist approach,,,

[Kiltrash]

Excited crowds line the runway to see Ravi Hoskins latest attempt to land a C-17 on INS Viraat

[Big Pistons Forever]

Planes sweat too, who knew ?

[Big Pistons Forever]

Well the demo pilot said "treat it like a rental !"

[Chu Chu]

Very clever, Hoskins. But that wasn’t what I meant by HALO mission.

[Kiltrash]

Close up, close up, you call that ' Formation Flying ? ' ...and get in step you 'orrible lot...
Said the Head of Human Resources with a special affinity to All Inclusive training..

[cynicalint]

Should have used lynx- keeps you dry and attracts the gullible!

[Dan Gerous]

Judging tonight.

[622]

That man shouting at us is very confused...

...I think he's saying come back - run a away.....

[NutLoose]

That will be the Vic's vapor rub deicing coating at work.

[NutLoose]

Typical, you wait an age for a paperboy and four turn up at once.

[Kiltrash]

The head of the Indian Air Force FINALLY realised that a multitude of colours was a good idea for camouflage. No matter where they looked the VSO was stumped

[Kiltrash]

No no the rest of us are " walk up " you'll never get through McDonalds Drive Through with THAT...
( other fast food restaurants are available..)

[Kiltrash]

...and finally before i head out to the local pub for a pint at 1952 price at 6d ... hope they have change of a shilling...
The Captain was ever so glad the First Officer was Pilot Flying...especially as she was in the bunk seat with the Loadie...

[Dan Gerous]

Time to call this one and the winner is Chu Chu with[

]Very clever, Hoskins. But that wasn’t what I meant by HALO mission.

[Chu Chu]

Thank you very much, Dan Gerous.

Let's see how this one flies:

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[Hydromet]

As the Pope said, "You and your mate and your barbecue, get out."

[treadigraph]

Producers Bill and Ben and the Tin Flower Pot Dictator on the set of their new movie "Little Weird"...

[treadigraph]

K-Pop sensations Prink Froid at work on a video for their new album "The DPRK Side of the Loon"...

[NutLoose]

I look like Tom Clues? who the fluck is Tom Clues..

[NutLoose]

Go on pull it, I dare you…

[NutLoose]

Dear Wecruits, welcome to the North Korwean army, I just have a few words of Welcome….

Young man, there's no need to feel down
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy
Young man, there's a place you can go
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
It's fun to stay at the YMCA

[NutLoose]

I have just got off the phwone with my fweind Vladimir, which one of you fluckers sold him dodgy tyres for his twucks?

[NutLoose]

You know me, I no point fingure at anywon, I use mortar fire to point out twaitors.

[Ascend Charlie]

"Opa Gangnam style!"

[treadigraph]

Who said "the jacket fitted the cow better"? Come on... I'm waiting...

[treadigraph]

My new persona? Think Kenneth Mars in "Young Frankenstein"...

[treadigraph]

My staff's new hats make them look like Inspector Clouseau... I want brims like dustbin lids. I want peaks like ski jumps. Now!

[Kiltrash]

General Bendover, now medical students watch this..

[Kiltrash]

Right, who eat my little trained Robin ..

[Kiltrash]

The men in black arrive outside the Aliens hangout...no 10 Downing Street to deal with the threat to World Peace..

[622]

So thats where Elvis went!

[622]

I no eat all the pies ....he did!

[622]

The final two in North Koreas 'Apprentice' are finally separated when Won Hung Lo hears those immortal words 'You Fired' ....and is immediatley shot!

[Buster Hyman]

"You can be my Wing man any day...not you, you!"

[Buster Hyman]

Aim there I said...No Uncle, I wasn't talking to you...

[treadigraph]

"The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round..."

"Er, Glorious Leader, it's North Korean bus, the wheels come off..."

[treadigraph]

Taking his lead from ABBA, Kim Jong-il no longer appears in person, letting his Afatter do the talking...

[622]

Arnies let himself go a bit.....'I'll be back!"

[NutLoose]

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