Caption Competition Mk III

[Chu Chu]

I knew it was a mistake asking Gertrude and Kev to push it out of the hangar.

[cavuman1]

"That's the last time I try to fly through a tornado!"

- Ed

[Kiltrash]

Got the idea from the Indianapolis cars, off set so they automatically bear left....
Well I went to Kwik Fit and they sorted mine
( Other tyre companies are available )

[Kiltrash]

Well Bae designed it we only make it to spec
Later they discovered the draughtsman was Mr Mcgoo...

[Kiltrash]

Major Gant suddenly remembered to think in Russian

[ShyTorque]

“I just knew we should have used TWO wing bolts…..”

[Dan Gerous]

And for the mud movers, the wing also acts as a wire cutter.

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[Dan Gerous]

I think Dassault should reconsider calling it the Guillotine.

[Buster Hyman]

Australias version of the V-22, the Ozpray

[Kiltrash]

In Australia the problem of getting the Supersized Surfboard to the beach is finally solved

[ShyTorque]

Sack the rigger!

[Wensleydale]

That was one hell of a birdstrike.

[Kiltrash]

Upon seeing this picture Busby Berkerley had a great idea for his touring stage show, The dancing girls were not so sure..

( Or Michael Flately )

[Kiltrash]

Problem solved when due to congestion at Heathrow, the size of the aircraft stand is reduced

[Self loading bear]

Early Boeing attempt to flip the wings for the 777X

[MPN11]

It was never going to work, as the rotor blades would hit the rudder assembly.

[NutLoose]

Slew Slew The Barney Magroo..

[Kiltrash]

" Pirates of the Caribbean Mobile Plank Service . We come to you distance and time no problem "

[ORAC]

Lead realised that his wingman had taken his instruction to execute a horizontal scissors a bit too far.

[ORAC]

A freeze frame a moment before the catastrophic vertical fin failure of the latest DARPA gyrocopter prototype revealed a fundamental design problem…..

[Chu Chu]

The latest in anti-AAA technology. Works on the same principle as dazzle camouflage.

[Chu Chu]

Friar Bill kept forgetting his shaving device when he visited neighboring monasteries, so he developed one that could quickly be sent after him. Of course, he had to wait several centuries for the jet engine to be invented, and make a few compromises on size and configuration. (Or maybe there's a simpler explanation?)

[MPN11]

Not a Caption … I’ll have a pint of whatever Chu Chu was drinking. 👍

[Self loading bear]

Clever decoy to disguise a complete rationalization of Nazca lines on the ground.

[Wensleydale]

" its a b*gger to fly, but great for crosswind landings"!

[Kiltrash]

Well no actually, I got the idea from the premise if you give enough Monkeys, enough Typewriters eventually one of them will produce the Complete Works of Shakespeare

[NutLoose]

It flies great but it screwed up every nav in the RAF as they were used to navigating by the little red and green wingtip light to show they were on course.

[NutLoose]

Note to the design team, a fore and aft folding wing to allow compact hangar storage would be fine if the bloody retaining system was fit for purpose.

[NutLoose]

Well we did tell you the designer you hired was a bit of a crank.

[cavuman1]

The pilot's politics were decidedly right-wing.

- Ed

[Chu Chu]

The original requirement was for a rotary/fixed wing, but only the "/" survived the budget process. Seemed appropriate somehow.

[Hydromet]

Excellent captions coming in, please keep 'em coming.
Judging about 24 hours hence, so you can have a fresh photo for the weekend.

[ShyTorque]

“Did I notice what on the walk round?”

[Kiltrash]

Having discovered what has become of their invention, Wilbur and Orville turn in their graves as the Aircraft flies over.

[Chu Chu]

The wing categorically denied all allegations of bias.

[NutLoose]

Well it flies better since we removed the engines off the wings.

[Kiltrash]

When the aircraft was modified for Carrier Ops, slight redesign was needed for hanger space

[Kiltrash]

Well yes we did fly this over Scotland in 1990, and it's still being discussed on Spotter / Mil Forums

[Kiltrash]

Leigh-Mallories big wing comes to fruition

[fitliker]

Some girls like the scissor winging , not all but some

[NutLoose]

Is this what is meant by pass the port?

[NutLoose]

Leigh-Mallories big wing comes to fruition

You haven't got a leg to stand on if you think that will win... :p

[NutLoose]

John Snow test flies his swingometer.

[ORAC]

It suddenly occurred to Hoskins that pressing the “Parking”:button whilst in flight to see what it did was, perhaps, not the brightest moment in his career….

[treadigraph]

You put your right wing in, you put your left wing out, you put the stick to neutral then you shake it all about...

[622]

You know the fast jet pilots are not going to like this....we are asking them to fly rotary wing!

[Kiltrash]

I know it was something called " Area rule " but i'll be dammed if I can remember what it was applied too

[Kiltrash]

Nutty's classroom doodle from when he was 45 is brought to life

[Kiltrash]

Thunderbird 17 prepares to mate with Thunderbird 17a and provide a Ariel platform to help land the stricken Fireflash airliner on its maiden flight
( now I'm reduced digging up long forgotten episodes of International Rescue )

[fitliker]

Anything could happen in the next 30 minutes

As if they could not make right hand circuits more difficult than they need to be ,

High risk complaints about all the straight in approaches at smaller airfield where they expect circuits and patterns to be flown in absolute compliance with published procedures . It would be a brave soul that would attempt a high G break midfield in that pre bent kite .

[Self loading bear]

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The NASA AD, for a slanted wing pilot was frowned upon by the early Wokes.

[NutLoose]

Bollox, the bottom half of my X Wing has fallen off..

[Hydromet]

Many excellent entries, making it hard to pick a winner.

In third place, a tie, Treaders with Edwards, this is NASA 805, there seems to a problem with the yaw string... and Orac with It suddenly occurred to Hoskins that pressing the “Parking”:button whilst in flight to see what it did was, perhaps, not the brightest moment in his career….
In second place, Buster, with One tree! There was just one tree in this desert & you hit it! Good luck finding another one to straighten your wing! Buster also gets an elephant stamp for bringing Hoskins into the game early, with his #8040,
But there can only be one winner, and that is....
drum roll...
Chu Chu, with If we make the aircraft into an X, maybe the navigator will be able to put it on the map.

If we can find where to send it to, the CST will be sent on an indirect course to you. Please paint an X on the footpath outside your house.

[Chu Chu]

Thank you very much, Hydromet.

There were a lot of great entries on that one. My personal favorite was ORAC's, because it reminded of the time my wife tried opening the console on a rental car with the parking brake button. (It released as soon as I tapped the brake; I never would have figured it out if she hadn't 'fessed up.)

Along the same lines (or not . . .), I'll give this photo a shot:
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[treadigraph]

If Ikea made aeroplanes....

or

No, it says 'ere that we should have installed part F before part D, well that's bleedin' obvious innit?

[ORAC]

Customs were slow to realise that the tip-off about cigarettes being smuggled behind a hidden panel was a hoax…..

[NutLoose]

This reminds me of Ethel, all fur coat and no knickers

[fitliker]

They were looking for a carton of Camels , in the wrong place

Looks like it was eaten by Moths and Tigers

[NutLoose]

Ohh hang on, it says here it's in for an oil change...

[fitliker]

Rosie asks “ Why did they send me here ? There aren’t many rivets on this kite “

[cavuman1]

The assembly of an early-model steam locomotive was going swimmingly....

- Ed

[NutLoose]

Stop bouncing it around girls, the nose skid is riding up the inside of my thiiiggghhh...oooohhh.... on second thoughts, carry on...

[NutLoose]

So Buster, how does it feel now you have come out as a Trans.

[NutLoose]

Ok, once you girls have those batteries installed and Mildred has removed the petrol tank, we will move onto fitting the electric motor and propeller.

[NutLoose]

So, did you smoke him a kipper?

[Ninthace]

More dope than you can sniff, all those nice young 20 minuters and all the knicker elastic you could possibly want. What's not to like eh?

[Kiltrash]

Two ladies on the right....
Right ladies your final test, change the Baffle Board in situ and you qualify as Gynecologist

[Kiltrash]

Think you will find the wing on the previous cap comp

[Kiltrash]

Honey, I shrunk the propeller

[Kiltrash]

The mechanic at the front waits for the Pilot so she can insert the Cathater before the long flight

[Kiltrash]

The Seamstress at Dagenham are seconded to the War effort. As usual being a Ford some parts go missing

[Kiltrash]

Be extra carefull with the revamp ladies, our Senior Pilot, Danny 42c, is due up tonight

[MPN11]

The Walmington-on-Sea Ladies Sewing Circle do their bit for the War effort. Miss Fox pushed herself to the front.

[MPN11]

"I think it's an Avro 504, Doris, but until Mr. Walker acquires the rest of the bits we can't be sure."

[MPN11]

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[MPN11]

Emptying the in-flight toilet was not a popular task, but someone had to do it.

[MPN11]

Delivery of the Blue Circle radar had been delayed yet again.

[MPN11]

"Keep your knees together, Elsie ... there may be Pilots around."

[Self loading bear]

Fitters having a fit
Feathers all fed up

[Ascend Charlie]

"The pilot said something was missing in the engine...the whole bluddy engine is missing!"

[treadigraph]

What is it that gives you wings?

[treadigraph]

I hear Edna is working on 69...

Ooh yes, tongues are wagging...

[NutLoose]

Ok that’s the weight reduction sorted, tell Tubby it’s ready for his back seat trip.

[treadigraph]

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[MPN11]

Lady on left .,, “That’s a wheel, innit? What now?”

[MPN11]

The Tena Mk. 1 awaited the essential components …

[Dan Gerous]

This is one strip show they won't forget in a hurry girls.

[Dan Gerous]

You've got the instructions Mabel, what does it say?
It just says to phone the BAe technical hot line on 0345 1000000, calls cost £100,000 per minute.

[Dan Gerous]

You know, this fabric would make a lovely dress, don't you think?

[Dan Gerous]

The knee bone's connected to the thigh bone, the thigh bone's connected to the hip bone... girls, I don't think this is Nursing School.

[Kiltrash]

Having been forced down in Vladdiv Vilni Linning Mansc, Dammit, Kyiv the Russian Land Army set to work re engineering Hoskins Aircraft.

[Kiltrash]

Knew it was a mistake landing in Liverpool Croydon

[Kiltrash]

Right e ho (wo)men, its Friday afternoon, so i'm off for a bit of a jolly to the rugger, be back Tuesday, ish, if Jerry attacks in the meantime don't call me i'm turning off my carrier pigeon

[Kiltrash]

Dick Dastardly decides with 4 fillies to impress he had better get in some extra practice with Penelope,
Cries out as he leave the base, " Don't work too hard save some energy for me "

[cavuman1]

"At last! They've found it!", cried Gertrude as she pointed to the G-spot roundel on the fuselage of the WW I stealth aircraft. It was then that Captain Rickenbacker threw his hat into the ring.

- Ed

[Hydromet]

The women on the assembly line realised that if they occasionally pilfered a part, they'd eventually be able to build a complete aircraft off site.

[NutLoose]

Mavis, that strange housing just behind the pilot isn't as we thought for R2-D2, it is apparently where we sit the rear gunner.

[NutLoose]

I’ve just had a note from the boss, he says that when he instructed us to get the old bag off his kite, he was referring to Doris, not the fabric.

[NutLoose]

Doris, you have to take turns with Pearl sowing on the fabric, it’s knit one, Pearl one.


​​​​​​…

[NutLoose]

It’s looking mighty powerful girls, and once we fit the 60hp engine we should easily beat the Jaguar in the ground attack trials.

[ShyTorque]

“Push, Ethel……breathe……Oh look, congratulations, it’s a boy!”

[Ascend Charlie]

"I've heard of the Red Baron, but who's this Red Bull who is gonna give us wings?"

[Hydromet]

They say we can have an engine or a gun, but not both. No one's invented the synchronisation gear yet.

[treadigraph]

It's the same every time he goes up tiddly up up ... dismantle the whole darned aeroplane and clean wee wee off every dashed component. That bloody Captain Slackbladder!

[NutLoose]

When you said the RFC were recruiting strippers, I thought of a G String tucked with white fivers and a pole to dance around :(

[NutLoose]

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[ORAC]

Ground crew were left distinctly unimpressed when Airfix were awarded the latest aircraft production contract instead of Afro, Bristol, Sopwith or Vickers.

[Buster Hyman]

George Lucas gets inspired for Jawas.

[Buster Hyman]

No more curries for you Doris! You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

[Buster Hyman]

Say, where's Emily gone?
Oh, she was missing a spanner, so she's popped across the racetrack to the Epsom Tool shop...shouldn't be long...

[NutLoose]

Ermmm Spitfire, hmmm to blasé, Hurricane, Typhoon, Tempest, so predictable, Sopwith Seagull, damn, already taken, how about RE 8? That will keep the Hun guessing.

[Kiltrash]

Cpl Klinger, and friends, continue to look for ways out the man's Army
or
Well I wasn't expecting. No seriously I'm not expecting, the coveralls are just a bit, ample.

[Kiltrash]

The team search everywhere for the Coffman Starter,

[Kiltrash]

Lawrence of Arabia later regretted not diverting round the Sandstorm

[Kiltrash]

Whatdoyoumean Gerry has aquired 200 cal bullets and I'm the first target
or
Normally the towed target in unmanned

[Kiltrash]

As part of our commitment to you, our highly trained and skilled workforce, we, The RFC , promise to provide you with suitable protective work wear, to ensure Captain Flasheart gets no idea of any ' Hanky Panky '. Of course the Bromide in his tea might also help...

[Dan Gerous]

Damn, I broke a fingernail!
or
Damn, I dropped a stitch!

[NutLoose]

I hear it’s not the first time you have tinkered with this pilots parts Doris.

[Hydromet]

We just need four screws and we'll be able to finish the job.

[Kiltrash]

Something about them needing the motor for the snowblower to clear the runway at West London Aerodrome

[Kiltrash]

Like to see Daz, Omo, AND Surf get these stains out
( other detergents are available )

[Kiltrash]

Valentines day tomorrow, Doris, any plans??

[Kiltrash]

Right, that's reduced the weight to below MTOW. Anyone see any problems with the adjustments we made?

[Buster Hyman]

Carruthers! What are those Women doing?
Maintenance. It's okay Sir, they're all licensed DAME's...

[Chu Chu]

It looks like things are slowing down, so I'll judge this 12 hours from now, EST.

[Wensleydale]

Do you think that Jay Blades will turn it into a coffee table for the NAAFI if we drop it round to the recycling centre?

[cynicalint]

The pilot says he left his ego behind in the aircraft, but as hard as we try, we still cannot find it!

[NutLoose]

Well RFC policy is not to give our brave lads parachutes, so no silk for knickers, so girls, strip off the Irish linen, it will have to do.

[Chu Chu]

With the streets suddenly empty for some inexplicable reason, it's time to pick a winner.

In third place is MPN11,with:
Lady on left .,, “That’s a wheel, innit? What now?”

In second place, ORAC, with:
Customs were slow to realise that the tip-off about cigarettes being smuggled behind a hidden panel was a hoax…..

And the winner is . . . Mr. Hymen, with:
Carruthers! What are those Women doing?
Maintenance. It's okay Sir, they're all licensed DAME's...

I'll send the CapCom trophy along as soon as it grows some wings.

Oh, and almost overlooked, but not quite, the special jeweler's loupe award goes to Kiltrash, for:
Honey, I shrunk the propeller

[Buster Hyman]

Oh, very kind Sir! (As an aside, did anyone get my Emily reference?...asking for a friend) :O

Okay, I think I'll give my usual 'go to's' a rest...have at it Chaps & Chapettes!


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[Kiltrash]

Donno who it is we're meeting, they all look alike to me
or
Thank Mao They have not sent the Duke of Edinburgh, we might get along like friends now

[Kiltrash]

President Xi brings the sign language expert to try and interperate what the PM is telling him

[Wensleydale]

Chairman Xi steps out of the worlds largest lift.

[treadigraph]

Is this the first time you've stayed at a Premier Inn?

[NutLoose]

Yes I did Buster, the suffragette that stepped out in front of the Kings horse.

[Buster Hyman]

Yes I did Buster, the suffragette that stepped out in front of the Kings horse.
Extra point when judging. :ok:

[MPN11]

"Which side does Sir dress?"

"Left, of course! Someone go and shoot this idiot"

[Kiltrash]

May i present the British Prime Minister, and yes that is a begging bowl he is holding

[Kiltrash]

Chairman, may I present Agent Covid, 19 and his successor Covid 23

[Kiltrash]

May I present the missing piece of the jigsaw, for you to complete
(top Middle??)

[NutLoose]

Stay focused No 2, we have serious work ahead of us.

[Chu Chu]

I beg your excuse, Mr. Chairman. I didn't see you there.

[ShyTorque]

The next contestant for the Elvis Plesley lookalike competition is.....

[Chu Chu]

The Chairman's new ¥900M uniform blends seamlessly into any known background. You can only see it if you are stupid or incompetent.

[NutLoose]

That's it, scratch a little higher and get right into the crack.

[NutLoose]

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[NutLoose]

And these are the glorious Taiwanese tailors that made our new camo suits Glorious Leader.

[NutLoose]

And as you see Putin has transferred troops from the East to the West, so now is our time to slip into his country and shaft him from the rear.

[NutLoose]

Try our roasted Bat droppings and Rats tails Leader, they are delicious and will ward off all illnesses.

[Kiltrash]

Yes I did Buster, the suffragette that stepped out in front of the Kings horse.

That seems a strange Caption no 2 can you please explain it to me?

[Kiltrash]

At Chila's got Talent the next contestant was a ventriloquist
" Gottel le Geer..."
My he's good said Simon ...

[Kiltrash]

Guy third left obviously the NORK Spy

[Kiltrash]

Steers the Chairman away from the light switch in case he gets the Fire Alarm Panel instead.. Oops too far that's the Air Conditioning controls

( sorry thought it was a picture of ex President Trump )

[NutLoose]

That seems a strange Caption no 2 can you please explain it to me?

Try reading 8630...All will be revealed in a 3 star fashion ;)

[MPN11]

Ah, a face you want to hit with a shovel … someone already beat me to it, though.

[Kiltrash]

Try reading 8630...All will be revealed in a 3 star fashion ;)

Not a caption

that also seems a strange caption. Obviously something FAR to highbrow for little ' ol me 😊

[Kiltrash]

The new Chinese Submarine is shown to the press. On seeing this picture the British Def Sec is amazed at the amount of space on their Boats... well they are midgets

[Kiltrash]

On the ' Leveling up Tour ' the British PM finally makes it to London, ....Chinatown

[Kiltrash]

Chairman Xi is startled to find that the Host of This is your life is no longer Eammon Andrews

[Kiltrash]

Flunky..Well arranged marriages are all the rage in the West, so don't show any disappointment

[SLXOwft]

A rare partial image of 'Dominic Cummings' before the MSS & PLA sent him to replace the original, in a succcesful operation to infiltrate and undermine the UK government.

[SLXOwft]

A PLA general demonstrates how to operate the 'eagle eyes' of a new bigger than life-size Action Man, one of which is to be placed in every office in China - to remind the people "Xi's watching you!".

[fitliker]

Pooh Bear and Piglet off to play sticks with some long March sticks

[fitliker]

These uniforms are shrink to fit , you just need to stand in front of the instant sunshine for a perfect fit .

[treadigraph]

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[treadigraph]

They've got everything except No27, there is a shortage of bat at the moment...

[Dan Gerous]

Guy in middle.
"Yo Bitches, what's up"!

[treadigraph]

Guy left foreground is thinking: "Oh my god, they just stepped in that...should I tell them?"

[ShyTorque]

"Sir, there's a tailor here wearing his latest proposal for our new camouflage clothing"

"Well tell him I can't see him!"

"Very good, sir - shall I give him the contract?"

Boom, tish......

[MPN11]

“And there on that screen you can see the Russian skater being disqualified … oh, sh1t …”

[MPN11]

“… and this camouflage also works in snow, if it snows, and if there’s a lot of snow you get buried in it, so it always works, and in the Summer… “

Xi: “Kill him , NOW.”

[Wensleydale]

"As Head of the Focus Group, you're not very good"!!!

[Chu Chu]

You call this digital camouflage? My fingers are just as conspicuous as ever.

[Kiltrash]

May I introduce the British Foreign Minister, straight from her wonderfull visit to Moscow....
Xi...laughing. ..stop it your killing me ...

[NutLoose]

Honey, I shrunk my arms

[Chu Chu]

Ah, finally a uniform. I've always been four better than Commander Bond.

[NutLoose]

I wish these two jokers would hurry up, I’m bursting for a piss.

[NutLoose]

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[NutLoose]

Im sorry, but I don’t care who you all are, we require a tie in this establishment.

[Kiltrash]

There, I present Ms Peng ShuaI to prove your Deputy did not have her ' Bumped Off '

[Kiltrash]

Good news about Covid, the West have relaxed Invasion restrictions

[Chu Chu]

Ahead of Glasgow, China clads itself in green.

[MPN11]

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[MPN11]

“The Decorators contacted Mrs Johnson for suggestions .. what do you think?”

[cynicalint]

Poor bloke, singing and dancing like that; he does not realise that it is HIS firing party.

[cavuman1]

His "Do the joik! Watch me woik!" antics got Sum Ting Wong sent directly to "dance" camp.

- Ed

[MPN11]

Xi: I have this little voice in my head saying 'Go and die, you irritating grovelling flunkey'. In fact, I might just arrange that, as this Olympic crap isn't going brilliantly.

[Chu Chu]

Stop calling me "they"! If you hadn't noticed, Mandarin is already gender-neutral.

[MPN11]

“Why she wear the Fox Hat? Does Truss not know where she is?”

[Kiltrash]

At the fairground the House of Mirrors did cause some mirth by distorting the reflection.

[Kiltrash]

May I present the Green Partys candidate for the forthcoming General Election. The results are in the carefully guarded box behind you
Oh and in a first 115% Of the registered populace have voted ...

[MPN11]

“… and, this is the British Trade Representative, formerly known as Prince.

[treadigraph]

Blast! I SHOULD have gone to Specsavers...

[treadigraph]

China's first Stealth General fools the camera's autofocus...

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

No 2, that is what happens if you continue to wear the old "analogue" camoflage

[Kiltrash]

The 12 good men and true in Prince Andrews case re enter the court room and are ready to deliver their verdict.
Lawyer whispers to DoY.. it don't look good mate.

[Wensleydale]

"This is our latest satellite image from Britain. The chap in the garden is a top man in the RAF..."

[OMAAbound]

Oh, very kind Sir! (As an aside, did anyone get my Emily reference?...asking for a friend) :O

Okay, I think I'll give my usual 'go to's' a rest...have at it Chaps & Chapettes!


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It's still unknown who supplied Kamila Valieva with the drugs at the Winter Olympics!

OMAA

[Kiltrash]

May I introduce Mr Dominic Cummins whose continued drip feed of information is destabilising the British Government. So we can reduce our armed forces
or
Look it's a WORK meeting when I say it is

[NutLoose]

Ahh, good morning Air Marshal Turner, when your invitation says dress code informal, it generally means that one should be wearing some.

[MPN11]

“… and this space programme man who dumped spent rocket on dark side of Moon. Good way to reduce landfill, eh?”

[Kiltrash]

...and the meeting turned distinctly frosty when Nutty met Buster...
( hmm could be a great idea for a movie )

[treadigraph]

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One day, all this will be yours...

It already is you dimwitted b*****d...

[Kiltrash]

May I introduce the British intermediary who can arrange a Honour and Citizenship all for approximately £10-£12m in a brown unmarked envelope, It's a " charity donation " to the Family you understand

[treadigraph]

Happy feet! I've got those hap-hap-happy feet...

[Kiltrash]

Yes, I've got you a slot on the UK's best loved soap as a vicious inscrutable despot, hope your not being typecast

[Buster Hyman]

Okay folks. I think we've had just about enough of the Tin Pot Emperor!

In Third place, with the "Bat outta Hell" award, we have Treads:
They've got everything except No27, there is a shortage of bat at the moment...

In Second place with the "Great Wall" award, (it goes on & on & on...) is Nutty (Would've been third but got an extra point) with:
Stay focused No 2, we have serious work ahead of us.

But our winner of the CST, brought to you by the "Wuhan Culinary Standards Association" is Dan with;
Guy in middle. "Yo Bitches, what's up"!

(That made me chuckle...internal, inappropriate accent n all!) :}

[Kiltrash]

Damm to late with my afternoon offering, so will keep it for another day.
( bet you'll can't wait )

well done Dan

[NutLoose]

Congrats from me to Dan a deserved winner :)

[Dan Gerous]

Thanks for that Bro.

Had this in my cap com folder for a while, so have a go at this one.

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[NutLoose]

If Honda built pilots they would be the best automatons in the world.

[NutLoose]

Errrr, I think the suits are empty and they have retired to the bar.

[NutLoose]

Sit down in all this crap, are you serious?

[MPN11]

Hoskins lurked in the background, as #5, hoping nobody would recognise him in the flight gear.

[NutLoose]

Ok, gents it’s like musical chairs, 4 seats, 5 pilots….. on your marks, get set…..

[NutLoose]

What you mean there’s no pee tube, I am bursting…

[treadigraph]

We need to social distance in these suits - are you kidding?

[treadigraph]

We heard you needed to check on certain troop movements Mr President... we're ready...

[Chu Chu]

No, No, No. I said today's mission was Jerusalem, not Jerusalema.

[NutLoose]

No!, It’s gold tops that indicate the quality inside, you have it upside down to milk the point .




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[cynicalint]

Evidence that the B52s have been hard pressed and cut back recently.

[Kiltrash]

Gold = Star ship command
so no one wants the Red shirts

[Kiltrash]

Mav, YOU can be my wingman

[Kiltrash]

Like the Navy Admirals, , after cutbacks we have too many pilots
or
Fed up with pilots using MB to get out of trouble, The Airforce rules " The Captain Goes Down with His/Her ship...Suddenly there are retirements,

[Kiltrash]

Dont take your eyes off The Weeping Angles

[Kiltrash]

Are you sure this is Farnboro? Look over there it clearly says, Welcome to Blackbush

[Kiltrash]

SR71's are joined on the ramp by a True 6th Gen Stealth fighter....

[NutLoose]

Ok, sod the scramble, which T**t forgot the ladders…

[NutLoose]

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[Kiltrash]

Paint the Aircraft black but the Pilots wear Hi Viz. ?

[NutLoose]

We come in peace, it’s the follow up that will blow the sh*t out of you.

[Buster Hyman]

SQUIRREL!!!!

[Buster Hyman]

Fire it back up Frank. There’s no intelligent life here…

[Buster Hyman]

“Goals in life? Hmmm. Well, when I’m done with these, I’m looking forward to flying 737’s to Milwaukee.”

[Chu Chu]

With its contract up for renewal, Lockheed sends a team of suits to Washington.

[NutLoose]

Fire it back up Frank. There’s no intelligent life here…

we’ll leave Australia behind and try the U.K….

[Buster Hyman]

we’ll leave Australia behind and try the U.K….
Are you sure? The sign says Gatwick.

[Ascend Charlie]

Lego launches its new model line

[NutLoose]

NASA launch the new baste in a bag flying suit.

[Kiltrash]

Jonny ' no mates ' asks why always me ?

[Kiltrash]

As the Sun goes down, and in the morning we will remember them

[Kiltrash]

CIA rush the SR71 back into service to overfly Ukraine

[Kiltrash]

Typical, you wait Decades for one and two show up together

[ORAC]

Despite a full search of the base, no trace of an intruder in disguise was found by the police before the photoshoot took place…

[MPN11]

EasyJet consider purchasing high-speed passenger jets.

[NutLoose]

All that glitters is not gold.

[NutLoose]

It was going to be because the lady loves Black Magic, but we had to change to All Gold to be seen to be PC.

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[Kiltrash]

The mear winshield washers get a bit above their station
or
After the extended 36 hour flight the Honey Cart operatives take no risks

[Kiltrash]

If that's the size of the darts hate to think of the size of the board