Caption Competition Mk III

[Ninthace]

Now all we need is to talk the driver into getting the train up to 88 mph and we will be home in a flash.

[cattletruck]

This is what being routed looks like.

[Kiltrash]

Owing to HGV Driver shortages, the station kiosk did not receive it's order for Frogs Legs and Snails.

Quick Pierre, Folkstone and the cross channel train ferry, back home in time for breakfast...

[Kiltrash]

At Pinewood studios the extras all scramble for the last train from Watford. A visiting producer see the possibility for a Sci-Fi, Historical, Nautical, RomCom Blockbuster....

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[NutLoose]

I’ve heard the delay is a rosser up the other end doing a stop and search looking for knives.

[cavuman1]

(Man in foreground with back toward camera) "Hey, you silly minkeys! Eef you squeeze ze bulb on ze top of mon chapeau, eet makes ze funny 'Onk Onk' sound."

That was the last cacophony heard as the train entered le garre and ran over the hapless re-enactors head....

- Ed

[Kiltrash]

Well appears the French don't have any problems with keeping tbe tracks clear of litter...Well having a armed litter patrol of EVERY station helps. ..We will engage the Army said the PM at the Conservative Party Conference.

[Kiltrash]

Pierre was embarrassed to discover later his visually impaired wife had used his hat as a loo brush...

[Chu Chu]

. . and when they were on the mezzanine, they were neither up nor down.

[NutLoose]

I just wish the Brits would put up some real men to fight us, that last 10,000 put up by the grand old Duke of York were just boys..

[Ninthace]

I just wish the Brits would put up some real men to fight us, that last 10,000 put up by the grand old Duke of York were just boys..
And they fought like girls…….. too soon?

[NutLoose]

Hey Pierre, it looks like ve are at zer front line.

[NutLoose]

Don't worry Rodney, Boyzee says if we nip down Peckham underground station we can pick up a hundred old French soldiers cheap, now my old mate says these sell for a fortune down at the local model soldier fair, so we can make a killing.

[Kiltrash]

Well this is one line the Germans won't dare cross, ...eh Andre ..

[Kiltrash]

Dunno about you but in this day and age wandering round the Underground carrying a imitation Musket, does not sound a bright idea, you know how trigger happy the Gendarme's are in the Arc de Triomphe. . ...but each to their own...

( or Croydon and the Met even )

[treadigraph]

OK, So we change to ze Circle Line at Embankment and we 'ave to 'ave a pint at ze nearest pub to every station. Zat is ze challenge. Now, 'oo 'as ze whip?

[fitliker]

Horrible confusion and pandemonium was about to begin , by the innocent actions of the tube flashers waving their genitalia around . Not sure whether the genitalia’s being waved in their general direction are signals to the usual prelude to battle . Making them unsure whether to drop their rifles before the fighting starts or after they are defeated ? Who has the Regimental White flag ?

Qui a le drapery blanc regimentaire ?

[Kiltrash]

Having failed ( miserably ) to set a new World Record for the fasted time round the London Marathon for 20+ French Troops dressed in 1812 year, the men all trudge off to the nearest watering hole for a pint of...Dublins Best...

[Kiltrash]

Having arrived in Paris for the London Marathon the men all look round for the designated navigator

[Kiltrash]

If Carlsberg sponsored the London Marathon, they would have to lay on additional toilets...

[Chu Chu]

Before the discovery of this photograph, historians believed the the Marne taxis represented the first-ever deployment of troops by public transportation.

[Kiltrash]

Yes, yes, yes, gasp, he's off, moan, for one , aaargh, of his , ooh big boy, stupid reenactment , ah don't stop, war games, AAARRRGGGHHH

Oh look Scotts home early ....

[NutLoose]

Stuck on the circle line, welcome to the French Revolution 2021..

[NutLoose]

I’ve spoken to the station master, he says there is a no smoking or raising white flags policy on station property.

[NutLoose]

Jeez I feel like we have been here ages, let’s hope we can get a train to the maginot Line soon.

[Dan Gerous]

Wat ees theese ex stinkshun rebellion about?

[Wensleydale]

I'll have a judge tomorrow.

[Chu Chu]

When it came to training, the Grande Armée was far ahead of its time.

[Kiltrash]

Right lads, Facebook is back, so stand down from Suicide Watch. ..

[NutLoose]

I see Pierre down ze platform has hot washed heez breeches again and ze ave shrunk.

[NutLoose]

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[NutLoose]

Oui, I couldn't find zer 'at, so I am wearing ze 'at box.

[Buster Hyman]

Well, it's the most efficient form of retreat we could find.

[Ascend Charlie]

"We can't take the selfie until Facebook comes back on line."

[Dan Gerous]

I bet faceache is back on line before we get a train on this line!

[NutLoose]

Before the train arrives ve better do an eequipment check, muskets, oui, bayonets, oui, drummers, oui, surrender flags, oui... we are good to go..

[NutLoose]

Remember, do not shoot until we see the whites of their eyes.... Non, that cannot be right...imposssible..
Ahhh I remember now..
Remember, do not shoot when they see the whites of our flags...

[NutLoose]

So kind of 'er Majesty to invite us to her troooping of zer colours, I 'ave read 'er telegram so many times, it makes me so proud, she says no one can beat ze retreat like a French army unit...

[Kiltrash]

When ze English asked for trainee Drain Engineers, I'm sure ze said Train Engineers

[Kiltrash]

Ze weather app says it's stopped raining so ve can go up and our uniforms vont get vet. ..

[Kiltrash]

....and finally in local news tonigh, a argument ensued at Waterloo tonight when the ticket inspector doubted the passengers were entitled to a Forces Discount...

[treadigraph]

When ze English asked for trainee Drain Engineers, I'm sure ze said Train Engineers

Not a caption: isn't the Waterloo and City line known as The Drain?

[Kiltrash]

I think your right, but only during Office Hours

[NutLoose]

Zer train is delayed, lack of TGV drivers…TVG, HGV what does it matter, either way, we go nowhere.

[NutLoose]

Der Train is delayed, Ve hear the Irish wing of Insulate Britain blockaded the Tunnel, they’re scraping them off the walls now

[NutLoose]

I here Macron has switch of the electric supply at Calais, and ve are surrounded at Dover, so ve are considering surrendering

[Wensleydale]

Bravo Mesdames et Messieurs. C'est Magnifique mais c'est n'est pas La Gare!!"

Le vainqueur est Chu Chu (good name for a train inspired competition0 avec.

Typical. Order us to form a square on the Circle line.

La Trophee arrive bientot.

[Chu Chu]

Merci beaucoup, Wensleydale! Je ne sais what to say.

I saw this one the other day, and thought it had CapCom written all over it. We'll soon see if I was right . . .

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[Hydromet]

Ironically, the pilot was trying to get a closer look at the topless sunbather when it happened.

[cynicalint]

The breast landing the pilot ever made!

[Ascend Charlie]

You shoulda seen the one that got away!

[treadigraph]

What happened?

Dunno, but bound to have been the French...

[622]

PPRuNe ladies dissapointed after hearing a picture of a large pink chopper was the latest cap com! :E

[Ascend Charlie]

Lachie (the owner of the business) ostentatiously displays his wealth by tossing in a Huey to be the world's biggest yabbie trap.

[Buster Hyman]

I bet he felt like a right tit!

[Buster Hyman]

Look, I don't want to cast aspersions on your fine lake out there, but it went in Red....

[Kiltrash]

As the female contestants in Im a Celebrity approached the drop zone the pilot got a bit ahem distracted...

[Kiltrash]

At least we know the Air Bags all worked

[Kiltrash]

While searching for Lord Lucan, the divers were most surprised by what the cat dragged in...

[Kiltrash]

The Fisherman's Friend later boasted about what he caught on a trip to Australia.

[Kiltrash]

Toss it back, Looking for a Chinook that was lost a few Cap Comps ago...

[cattletruck]

The new multi-billion dollar Australian / US allegiance for submarine building gets off at a flying start. Small details like locating the submarine build yard by the lake didn't matter, just as long as it was painted pink and crewed by trannies was all the Australian government wanted.

[treadigraph]

I'm not sure what is wrong with it but I gather the spooks used it for covid operations...

[treadigraph]

I'm not sure that "flare to land, squat to pee" is an altogether appropriate comment, Hoskins.

[treadigraph]

Aw, there's yer problem, fellers. Pilot left his watch AND his wallet on the stabilizer while he was having a swim...

[NutLoose]

Forget the fabled Wiltshire Puma, I have a feeling we now have a Panther on the loose.

[NutLoose]

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[NutLoose]

Hmmm, that seems a bit of a design flaw there Hoskins, the flotation device should be under it, not above it.

[fitliker]

Since the new paint , it identifies as a River Dauphin . This is the third time this week we have dragged it out the River .

[fitliker]

As Inspector Clouseau would say “ Happiness is a chopper going Home “

[Kiltrash]

The aircraft being sunk as a artificial reef starts according to plan..

[Kiltrash]

Move along Nothing to see here....no PLEASE move along said the embarrassed Pilot.

[Kiltrash]

Well I read somewhere about a WW2 Submarine being painted pink, so I thought what's good for the Navy..

[cavuman1]

"Huey is dewy" said Louie.

- Ed

[Kiltrash]

In the morning the Pilot was surprised to find the Yabba River had a flash flood Overnight. Still won't stop the flight plans so not to upset the tourists.

[NutLoose]

Jones here will back me up Sir, you said dip my little pinkie in first to check the temperature before diving in.

[Kiltrash]

In Australia Lord Brocket's cousin's insurance scam is brought to the surface.

[Kiltrash]

I seem to have caught something the Doctor says may be hereditary

[NutLoose]

I think it's snagged on that Californian oil pipeline, give it a good tug, that should free it..

[NutLoose]

I think it fell off the Ever Given.

[NutLoose]

You were supposed to just blow the bloody doors off.

[NutLoose]

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[NutLoose]

If it has deployed its floatation devices and is gas turbine powered, does that make it Flotsam or Jetsam?

[NutLoose]

If Foster did water skiing it would be the worst water skiing in the World.

[Ninthace]

Never ditch a white helicopter into a lake that has previously had a red helicopter ditched into it..

[ORAC]

The Board old Inquiry recommended that Transitioning in flight should be more carefully defined as an aeronautical, and not medical, procedure…..

[Wensleydale]

"Parker. Did you pass your helicopter exams?"

"No, M'lady".

[treadigraph]

I surrender. I can't possibly beat the last two! :ok:

[Longhitter]

Providing the Women's Auxiliary Balloon Corps with helicopters proved to be anything but uneventful.

[Buster Hyman]

The Fire Brigade had to take over the recovery as the Army, full of Vietnam veterans, kept pushing back into the water. Old habits die hard.

[Kiltrash]

Owner...." Well I don't find anything funny with this.."

[Kiltrash]

Ethans latest stunt does not go quite according to plan.

[Kiltrash]

Hoskins finds out the hard way that Red Bull gives you wiings is only a marketing ploy

[Kiltrash]

Fosters is not impressed with the latest all gender advert.

[NutLoose]

Throw it back, that’s a tiddler, I’m after a fully grown Chinook Salmon.

[Wensleydale]

A clue to the identity of the next James Bond?

[Buster Hyman]

Gotta hand it to ya Bert. That's one helluva way to do a Gender reveal!

[Kiltrash]

Well think that proves it, your not man enough to lift a 4x4
Huey, Better call in your big brother Wokka,

[Kiltrash]

Bruce in the paint shop miss read the design, it asked for a Black Kiwi...
​​​​​​He later said when taking on the job he did have his fingers crossed behind his back.. when agreeing to the price of $50

[Kiltrash]

...and finally, in local news tonight, While looking for the ex owner of Newcastle United the local lakes were drained, and all they found was the get away chopper, the Police are still looking for the £300m he was taking to pay onto the bank, for the shareholders..

[NutLoose]

Ok shove it back, we’re in the wrong forum, we need to pull it back out in rotorheads..

[Buster Hyman]

Well...at least we now know what the USS Connecticut hit!

[Big Pistons Forever]

What caused the crash ?

The helicopter died of embarrassment….

[Big Pistons Forever]

When I said I wanted to be “in the pink” that’s not what I meant !

[Kiltrash]

Sorry Sir, searched everywhere but I still can't find " Cap Comp " written anywhere on it....but I did find Busters stash of Porn... ..

[Kiltrash]

I didn't know Katie Price has a Helicopter Licence....
She doesn't. ..

[Chu Chu]

I'll call this one tonight. But don't ask me

I still can't find " Cap Comp " written anywhere on it.

why I want to call it that.

[treadigraph]

I'll call this one tonight. But don't ask me



why I want to call it that.
It's our new diversity policing, it's now a camp cop...

[Kiltrash]

Well...at least we now know what the USS Connecticut hit!


helluva speed to leap like a salmon and knock the Huey 10 miles inland..

[Chu Chu]

First of all -- phew! Despite a distinct drift at the beginning, this didn't go down too deep into the . . . gutter. I thought about adding a note about paying due respect to a worthy cause, but was afraid it would read like a challenge.

With that said, the runner up, for almost making me spill my coffee is Ninthace, with "Never ditch a white helicopter into a lake that has previously had a red helicopter ditched into it.." Maybe I've spent too much time wearing slightly pink socks.

But the all 'round best entry was ORAC's "The Board old Inquiry recommended that Transitioning in flight should be more carefully defined as an aeronautical, and not medical, procedure….."

Take it away ORAC! I'll box up the trophy for shipping to . . ., well to . . . . On second thought, maybe I'll just wait to see if he shows up to get it..

[ORAC]

No suitable photos I’m afraid - I’ll defer to Ninthace if wants the honour?

[Ninthace]

No suitable photos I’m afraid - I’ll defer to Ninthace if wants the honour?
Honoured I'm sure ma'am

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[andytug]

"Bit late on the round out there, Hoskins...."

[treadigraph]

How Usain Bolt developed his speed...

[Ascend Charlie]

Cessna mates with Toyota to make a Coyota, with Road Runner departing to the left. Beep beep.

[treadigraph]

It was at this moment that Hoskins said "Oh, truck!", or at least that's what it sounded like...

[treadigraph]

I thought you were flying IFR....

I was - I Follow Roads...

[treadigraph]

Senor Mendez took on rather more than he bargained for in his latest cash for crash scam...

[SimonPaddo]

Cessna’s first flying car less than successful

[Chu Chu]

Hoskins was slightly unclear on the concept of a jeep carrier.

[Chu Chu]

But you only told me to avoid clouds with cows in them.

[fitliker]

Tom Cruise is rumoured to do all his own flying stunts in his latest flick .

[NutLoose]

Ahhhhhh….That explains why I could hear Radio Dixie on the ILS

[Buster Hyman]

Oh Christ! He's done it again. That's gotta be the fourth time.....

[NutLoose]

Paddy that’s not what a meant when I said you prop the front up and I’ll change the tyre

[Buster Hyman]

Quick! Jump in the Lake!
Wait...there's a Chopper in it!

[Buster Hyman]

I told you the Runway was contaminated!

[Chu Chu]

When I said to keep the cowl aligned with the centerline, I meant the cowl on the aircraft. Do I have to explain everything?

[Big Pistons Forever]

Them darn cattle rustling varmints are not getting away again !

[fitliker]

The candidates for the next James Bond were a little surprised by the selection committee using more realistic selection criteria

[fitliker]

Good job I was not wearing any underwear under my Kilt or I might have soiled them really badly

[treadigraph]

James and The Hamster take against Jeremy...

[treadigraph]

Next time you feel moved to complain about traffic on the M25, just remember...

[NutLoose]

If Tesla did aircraft autopilot, it would be the worlds worst autopilot.

[Kiltrash]

When I said Follow Me, I meant not quite so close...
Sorry sir I thought the mist was descending again...

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[Kiltrash]

The US military decommission equipment before leaving Kabul...2 at once, well done Hoskins...
Sorry sir, that wasn't deliberate...

[NutLoose]

If Verstappen got his pilots licence, he’d still find Hamilton

[Kiltrash]

Someone pinched the wheel chocks at Liverpool Airport. ... again.

[Kiltrash]

Gonna need more that a simple sketch and description to explain this to the insurance company. ..

[Kiltrash]

Insulate Britain try and block Biggin Hill, so the rich and famous are inconvenienced...

[NutLoose]

He cut me up

[Kiltrash]

Jaguar on M55 finds the road blocked ..Back to the drawing board ....

[Kiltrash]

ATC Caravan at the end of the runway takes a direct hit....does not interrupt Gliding Flights

[Kiltrash]

When 2 films collide....ConAir and Die Hard

[NutLoose]

I wonder what the Hamsters excuse will be for this crash, I bet he blames Captn Slow in his aircraft.

[cavuman1]

As Hoskin's attempt at a short field landing goes awry, he and his instructor exit with deliberate speed, stage right.

- Ed

[cavuman1]

It's not the rollout that kills you, it's the sudden stop....

- Ed

[treadigraph]

Brendan O'Brien's first attempts at a truck-top landing didn't quite go to plan...

[treadigraph]

Insurance?

Only third party, fire and theft but I do have windscreen replacement as standard.

[treadigraph]

Sire, it seems our air system has collided with our ground system resulting in a systemic failure.

[Kiltrash]

Oh no ...not again.... Don't worry last time is was a C-130....

[Kiltrash]

.Airport security are accused of just implementing a stupid Airfield Exclusion zone ... I mean what are the chances of a plane crash? ..eh Hoskins...Hoskins....Oh ****....wait for meeee

[Ascend Charlie]

Uber's trials of autonomous cars delivering passengers to unmanned aircraft...sorry, Air Systems, still had a few bugs.

[Kiltrash]

I don't care who was at fault, we're both Truckers....well that's what I thought he said

[Kiltrash]

Ground transport vehicle meets Air mobility device...
You mean a Crash...

[Kiltrash]

Could be worse places to stall.....like on a train level crossing

[Buster Hyman]

Oh thank God! It wasn't the Honey cart!

[622]

“Hey Bob, that was a lucky escape, but be careful it looks like you’ve got some fuel down the back of your trousers”

,
”…That’s not fuel”

[Dan Gerous]

"Any landing you can walk away from..."
"That's for the folk on the plane, RUN YOU IDIOT."

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[treadigraph]

Chevvy... when you've got a plane to catch...

[Chu Chu]

Why on earth did you assign Hoskins to drive?
You said to send a truck with an empty head.
Bed. Empty bed.

[ve3id]

Another reason drug dealers should not sample the merchandise!

[treadigraph]

Now Hoskins, which of the Reno Air Race rules did you forget?

Er, lemmesee... fly low, check, fly fast, check, turn left, bugger!

[Chu Chu]

$50 says you can't roll it.

[Kiltrash]

In Hawaii the USS Connecticut CO, XO and OOD get their new job....same happens ....

[Wensleydale]

Well, the truck did have a badge with "KIA" on the bonnet!

[cavuman1]

Having run out of altitude and ideas simultaneously, Hoskins attempts the seldom-seen and under-appreciated ground level Lomcovák.

- Ed

[NutLoose]

Ryanairs new fly drive was not deemed a success

[NutLoose]

Your Ubers arrived.

[NutLoose]

And that’s why you shouldn’t mix a cross ply with a radial.

[Chu Chu]

Quick-thinking truck driver stops runaway after hand propping error.

[Ascend Charlie]

Tom Cruise decides that this is the last Mission: Ridiculous movie he will do stunts in, and heads for Elon Musk's place.

[fitliker]

”We never had these problems when we used donkeys to ship our product “ was the last thing heard from Juan as he went off the edge

[Kiltrash]

Quick leg it before the Police show up...
No wait I own it, have the documents and have Drivers Licence, Tax, MOT and Insurance...

( cr Ian Wright when he was the Star in the Reasonably Priced Car...)

[Chu Chu]

I said I couldn't wait to land stateside, not on a stakeside.

[Ninthace]

Judging tonight if I can. Last orders please ladies and gents. Ain't you got no 'omes to go to?

[Kiltrash]

10 seconds before. ....What's a truck doing up in these clouds
1 second before......Boy that mist lifted quick.

[Kiltrash]

Breaking action....poor

[Kiltrash]

Off camera Chinook released the truck....no one expected that....
or
Off camera Chinook released the Cessna. ..another one not expected....
Or
Action man and Ken gets all mixed up in Andy's Toy Box on the way to the new house....

[MPN11]

“damn … I think I’m in the wrong film set!”

[Ninthace]

And the nominations are:

Nutloose If Verstappen got his pilots licence, he'd still find Hamilton
Dan Gerous "Any landing you can walk away from..." "That's for the folk on the plane, RUN YOU IDIOT."
Treadigraph Chevvy... when you've got a plane to catch...

Cue: Frantic wrestling with envelope.

And the winner is: Dan Gerous
The CST will be with you as soon as I can get it out of the engine block and buff out the scratches. Thank god it wasn't a Hilux or we would have needed a new trophy.

[Dan Gerous]

Thanks Ninthace, totally unexpected.

Have a go at this one, I'll judge on Friday PM if I remember.


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[MPN11]

"A bit late on the bail-out, Hoskins."

[622]

During the walkround, Hoskins noted the upper VHF aerial was missing and snagged the aircraft.

[MPN11]

"... and after an unplanned night-stop in Liverpool ..."

[treadigraph]

Thought I saw someone on a surfboard for a moment there but it was just an Ilyushin...

(Yeah, I know what it is really!)

[Ascend Charlie]

Skywalker finds out a bit late that the metal-eating sandflies of Jerkoffistan have made it difficult to return to Tattooine.

[MPN11]

Luke waited for the postman to deliver the latest package of "Build your own aircraft ... in 23,786 monthly instalments, for only $12.99 per month."

[622]

"What's he doing up there?"

"Don't worry, he does that every time he hears the Titanic theme tune"

[treadigraph]

Ok... which rotten sod put superglue up here...

Or

Trigger's Extinction Rebellion protest was a dismal failure for several reasons....

[Chu Chu]

No wonder it crashed -- I can barely stand up in the tailwind.

[Kiltrash]

....and that's why you should not use coarse sand paper to strip the paint


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[Kiltrash]

Well the metal detector did give a intermittent reading...waste of time digging it up.

[Kiltrash]

Why?? 'cause it's there

[Kiltrash]

In 2525 due to global warming the Barents desert finally gives up its lost aircraft.
or
In 2525 USS Connecticuts adversely is discovered

[Kiltrash]

Wing walking? Na only for wimps...

[Chu Chu]

Pierre spots a bit of tail.

[622]

"Well no.2, that was some Hail storm.....

Nip outside and see if we picked up any damage before the return trip"

[NutLoose]

The Pikey's went that way....ohh wait, that's probably not PC..... The Gypo's went that way...
.

[NutLoose]

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[NutLoose]

You think you've got problem's, look the box of bloody Milk Tray has frozen to my hand..

[622]

Coming to a cinema near you soon ...

'Flight of the pheonix II ....Lets see them do it with this heap'

[Ninthace]

It'll buff out, In fact, it looks someone has already started.

[Ninthace]

Ah well, there's your problem see - square windows!

[Kiltrash]

Aah, aah, aah tissue.. gonna need a stronger mask

[Kiltrash]

After 10 years and $18m spent on the investigation as to why the aircraft crashed, The AAIB reported the plane attempted take off without engines...lessons would be learnt..

[Buster Hyman]

"No wait...ah, now I can see. The Barn doors were closed"

[Buster Hyman]

Seriously though, you Navy chaps should stick to boats!

[Buster Hyman]

No you idiot! Priscilla was a Bus!

[Kiltrash]

After 75 Days the sole survivor of the crash in the high Andes claimed his fellow passengers had all died in the accident and their bones were picked over by the Vultures.
He said he remained sane by speaking each day with his friend ' Wilson '

[Kiltrash]

Captain why are you so calm and collected?...
Well i have always known I would not die a lonely death....
..

[Dan Gerous]

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[Ninthace]

Silver Surfer .......................... the early years.

[MPN11]

Banksy started painting, and then decided to try somewhere warmer.

[NutLoose]

No, this is the North Pole, the South Pole? it's that way and that way and that way, in fact just head any direction away from here...

[NutLoose]

I'm charging my solar powered pilots watch, I never go anywhere without it...

[Wensleydale]

That flight clearance is taking quite a while to arrive....

[NutLoose]

Finally, a Covid free zone...

[NutLoose]

It's just like Snowdonia in the winter, except there are no sheep to shag, the only thing i've seen in that colour was a polar bear and she definitely wasn't up for it Boyo..

[SimonPaddo]

Er, aren’t we meant to have wings to do wing walking?

[MPN11]

“I can fly higher than an eagle
For you are the wind beneath my wings … “
Oh, bugger … CUT!

[NutLoose]

Sorry i've got a sore throat, i'm just a little Husky.

[NutLoose]

Miles from nowhere, that's what you get when you put Nav in Navy

[Kiltrash]

I spy with my little eye, something beginning with "S"
SOS??

[Kiltrash]

I know Chinooks usually drop Humvee's in warm desert climates, what went wrong THIS time?, Hoskins ..

[Kiltrash]

The Urban Runners get in some practice when they come across Pelican 17 16 in Namibia, before returning to Hounslow...( might not be Namibia but never let facts get in the way of a good caption without looking up WiI )

[Kiltrash]

Buffalo Air look over their latest aquisation before flying it back to Yellowknife airport ...only a little TLC claimed the chief mechanic

[fitliker]

Gonna need two full rolls of duct tape , two rolls of speed tape , some plywood sheets and two new rubber bands for the ferry flight

[Kiltrash]

Where's the Ice Cold Beers? ?? Oh Fook wrong film
...again

[Kiltrash]

Better hide it with scaffolding, black Tarps and gaffer tape before that Russian spy satellite comes over...

[Kiltrash]

What's the chances of running onto a Hilux, ....in the Dakar Rally.....

[Kiltrash]

In Canary Wharf the Coffee Shops look for all oportunities to open as the Workers return to their offices, Well the Coffee Machine goes there and the " Toasties " machine there and voila, we're ready to re open. ...
Open it and they will come, claimed the PM....

[Kiltrash]

At JFK A consequence of re routing the flight paths over The World's Fair site the same day the Tennis Tournament started proved to be a disaster due to Ball Strikes....

[Wensleydale]

"What's the drift, Nav?"

"About 12 feet deep!".

[treadigraph]

"F**k!"

"Language, Timothy!"

"Sorry... Fjandinn!"

[Ascend Charlie]

MacGyver climbed a bit higher to look for the 3 rubber bands, a paper cup and some chewing gum that he needed to finish the job.

[cynicalint]

Where to start? I know! let's build a tripod!

[Kiltrash]

....and that's how you do a ' Spot Landing ' ....

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

I say, Rolls?
Yes Royce.
Just hold that pose for a moment, would you? I've just had rather a grand idea!

[Buster Hyman]

"...Bit more....Bit more....wait, that's it! Don't move. Now, what's good on Netflix on Wednesdays?"

[treadigraph]

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[treadigraph]

Reg, I'm not saying you couldn't fly your wing suit through there, just that I have feeling you might get a bit of headache if you try...

[MPN11]

I know you're mad at me, but did you really have to do this???
Not a Caption ... Welcome aboard, appruser!

[Kiltrash]

Mask Hoskins ....MASK... it's still tbe rules when on a plane..

[Kiltrash]

Hoskins, get down from there, you might injure yourself, and there's no International Rescue to save you..
I cant sir..
Why?...
There's Snakes on the Plane

[Kiltrash]

...and if I cover these 2 holes in the roof, The Saharan Wind blowing through play the opening notes to ' Flower of Scotland '

[treadigraph]

Rick Rojatt - the early years...

[treadigraph]

Get down, quick - Michael O'Leary's heading this way and we don't want to be givin' him any ideas now...

[treadigraph]

Hello? Is that Mikey McBryan? I gotta another Dak for you to rebuild...

[Wensleydale]

I think its a DC one and a half...