Caption Competition Mk III

[Kiltrash]

Meanwhile in Melbourne additional supplies are rushed to the Park..

[Kiltrash]

When the First Fleet arrived in Botany Bay it was discovered that all the other supplies were, due to a administration error, left behind in Plymouth.

[Kiltrash]

You expect me to move this lot...all on my own? Said the Donkey

[cavuman1]

Carrying the sack of potatoes reminded Corporal Jaromir Vejvoda of his girlfriend. Just then a tune came into his head. It was Roll out the Barrel.

- Ed

[NutLoose]

They are to blunt the Russian advance, we are to drop off a barrel of Vodka at each strategic point on the outskirts of town.

[Chu Chu]

We’re going to need bigger St. Bernards.

[Wensleydale]

So as the supplies for the next Red Arrows' detachment to Cyprus begin to arrive, its time to judge. Leave the best 'til last as they say, and the winner is:


We’re going to need bigger St. Bernards.

Love the absurdity of it!

Take it away.

[Confusious]

Love the absurdity of it!

Take it away.
And me, when I saw it my first thoughts were stop the competition right there. Absolutely first class!

[Confusious]

Yes sir, they're all full of Christmas cracker jokes, what a barrel of laughs eh?

[Chu Chu]

Thank you Wensleydale (and Confusious)! I'm glad I was able to touch your funny bones -- and that my modest inspiration may have been late, but it wasn't not too late.

Let's see what folks can do with this one:



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[Ascend Charlie]

"It-a say, this-a way up!"

[cynicalint]

I hit it three times, here, here and here!

[cynicalint]

I'm trying to bale out due to these three hits, but I am stuck to the fuselage by air flow. Perhaps now is the time to pray to the Fuhrer!

[Buster Hyman]

I swear one minute, Tom Cruise was holding my hand and the next...well...

[Buster Hyman]

It's true! I drove a Fiat during the War.

[Buster Hyman]

"Can you see the Arrows Luigi?"
"Mamma Mia! I can't even see the Indians Alfonso!"

[NutLoose]

No, we need it to fly in this direction....

[treadigraph]

I was dogfighting with a Cherokee...

It was probably an Archer...

[treadigraph]

I a-thought Bob "Friar" Tuck was a-grounded with a cold...

[NutLoose]

And through the square window children...

[NutLoose]

Can't we just drop numbered balls into a container like every other national lottery?

[NutLoose]

AS you can see our Falcons ( Falco ) are no longer Fighting Falcons, so are no use to Ukraine

[treadigraph]

Has anyone seen that b:mad:d Leapy Lee?

[treadigraph]

Has anyone seen that bhttps://www.pprune.org/images/smilies/censored.gifd Bernie the Bolt?

[treadigraph]

Drunk? I was intoxophilicated...

[Wensleydale]

No wonder they've got arrows: 1395 was before the battle of Agincourt!

[NutLoose]

Sh*t, we have to bury Robin here.

[NutLoose]

Bloody longbow Apache got us..

[NutLoose]

That's it, three strikes and i'm out...

[NutLoose]

Is this Italian for earth here?

[cavuman1]

The sign he-a say "Itsa O.K. to a-throw darts while a-sitting on the toilet-a."

- Ed

[ShyTorque]

Well, it was Strongbow cider in those barrels in the last caption photo.

[Kiltrash]

If we cut it here and here we can get it crated and find some foolish museum to feature it

[Kiltrash]

Well I certainly didn't expect a 1:1 Airfix kit for that price .

[Kiltrash]

The initial Carrier trials did not go well ...

[fitliker]

Adding the full size espresso machine for crew in front might just have tipped it out of the CG range

[fitliker]

Letting the Barista attempt the landing was probably not the best idea Guido had that day .

[fitliker]

Nothing spoils the beautiful scent of fresh coffee , like the smell of fear . Sometimes they can both brown liquids !

[Buster Hyman]

My-a Wife-a, she-a no believe-a me when I say I'm-a gonna build an Aeroplane out of Spaghetti! You should-a seen-a her face-a when I flew Pasta.....

[Buster Hyman]

Of course it's a Bi-Plane! We're very progressive in the Italian Air Force!

[Chu Chu]

I'll hoist the white flag on this one tonight, around midnight Orford Ness time.

[treadigraph]

Which chianti did that?

[Kiltrash]

Captain Brown look forward to adding another ' notch ' in his Logbook

[Kiltrash]

Amazing what the tide brings in...

[Kiltrash]

'1395' ?? Yes thats when I designed my flyingmachine said Master Da Vinci...
Yes I know he wasn't born till the 1400's but never let facts get in the way of a caption..

[Big Pistons Forever]

Well given how that landing went I would say his brain was about here

[Chu Chu]

I'm going to give this one to Buster, for:

"Can you see the Arrows Luigi?"
"Mamma Mia! I can't even see the Indians Alfonso!"

I'll deliver the trophy as soon as Tony finishes fixing the Punto.

[Buster Hyman]

Ahh, very kind ChuChu! :ok: Adapted that from an old Starsky & Hutch episode.... :ooh: I was watching re-runs of course...

Have at it Chaps & Chapettes!


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[Kiltrash]

Take very good care of this Ms ...and take it to Buster for safe keeping ..

[Kiltrash]

At least the male Pilots haven't been on strike...yet

[Kiltrash]

Oh thank you, can I use the Royal Cypher on my service ?

[Wensleydale]

From Hostie to Postie in one easy step.

[treadigraph]

Ooh thank you - a MAN-sized handkerchief!

[treadigraph]

I hardly like to bother you, but... that little propellor... I know there's one on the other side too, but... do you really think they are big enough?

[MPN11]

"Here's my laundry, Miss. Try to get it back to me tomorrow morning."

[treadigraph]

Don't worry, Lilly already drew Detroit out of the bag...

[Dan Gerous]

Mr Fosdyke, I heard the ground crew say that there was a RAT on the plane!

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[Chu Chu]

Edmonton? Wear the fox hat. (Apologies to BPF).

[NutLoose]

Here love, slip this over your head, you're scaring the punters

[cynicalint]

Take this Hoskins, the on-board flushing system is inop again.
Yes Ma'am!

[Kiltrash]

Ah Mr Lindbergh....did you notice any changes due to Solar Radiation

[Kiltrash]

Sorry insufficient postage paid so return to sender.

[Kiltrash]

Yes these are all for a Mr E. Prestly of Gracelands

[Kiltrash]

...and if you run out of bullets just throw some of my wife's Rock Cakes at the Hun

[Kiltrash]

Early version of Deliveroo in the Outback...

[Kiltrash]

In Croydon, Ms Johnson received the package of sex aids to deliver to Mr B Hyman in Darwin. ... However the batteries were denied carriage.and had to follow by sea

[cavuman1]

"Love your scarf!", said Hannibal Lecter, Sr.

- Ed

[Chu Chu]

With Vimy Ridge over, there wasn't much to write home about. Nor were there many left to do it.

[Kiltrash]

With regret I have to tell you your take off clearance has been delayed till 18.00. however here are some drugs to help the time pass

[Kiltrash]

On your way past Flin Flon, (where I was born ) please drop off these congrats telegrams...ps I'm not THAT old

[Kiltrash]

Don't you think sitting on six cushions after your last sexual experience with Nutty won't be a bit draughty

[Kiltrash]

When we find out who stole your upper Port wng they will be in serious trouble

[Kiltrash]

If we're in Canada why have you a Bowler hat ..??
well m'dear MI5 get everywhere ..

[Kiltrash]

In the Australian Open the camera man was most surprised with what Andy wrote on the lens after defeating Kokinalkis

[Ascend Charlie]

"Here's your engine cowl back, m'dear!"

[MPN11]

RyanAir … the early days, with minimal baggage allowance.

[ShyTorque]

Gladys, don’t forget the Mail sack!

Er… have you been sniffing round my locker again? That’s actually yesterday’s bloomers…

[Dan Gerous]

What's this?
Oh I stopped of at the shops on the way back and got some nice material to make a pair of curtains.

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[Chu Chu]

It's hoped that after the war ends, aircraft with larger payloads will become available.

[cynicalint]

This is not a mail pilot, it's a female pilot!

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Would you mind giving this to the pilot, there's a good lass.

[Kiltrash]

Here's the Basinette ...have a peacefull flight

[Kiltrash]

While your walking on the wing in the display, hang out the washing please...should be nicely dry

[622]

Well that was a bumpy flight ...and i didnt think I had eaten that much!

[Kiltrash]

Only one letter for you today....it's your call up papers for the Submarine Service..we feel it's better all round Ms Hoskins

[Kiltrash]

...and if you get lost,. Just drop down and follow the train. ...If you can keep up with it.

[Ascend Charlie]

"Here's the mail that the Jaguar pilot forgot to take 2 hours ago - you will probably catch him in about 20 minutes."

[Wensleydale]

...and don't let your black and white cat out of the bag.

[MPN11]

Someone described her as an Amazon, which gave her a brilliant idea ...

[Kiltrash]

What's in the bag??
I hear BPF has a thing about shaved Beaver.....well it is a bit lonely out in the wilderness

[treadigraph]

It's OK Miss Stinson, Croydon and Luton don't have airports yet...

[NutLoose]

Here's your bag of Ferrets, if you slip them down your trouser legs they will keep you warm.

[NutLoose]

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[NutLoose]

Buster forgot his underpants, can you drop them off?

[NutLoose]

Here's your sandwiches, Elk and Beaver butties, I heard you like a bit of Beaver.

[NutLoose]

Here are the Calgary tax returns, I would suggest you drop them somewhere they will never be found.

[NutLoose]

Here is your survival kit in case you go down in the wilderness, you will need to sign for it, Pistol one, bullet one.

[Kiltrash]

Remember if you do go down in the wilderness that both Polar Bears and the landscape are white....just watch for any yellow snow

[treadigraph]

Mr Bowler-Hat: "...and when you have delivered these Miss Stinson, I have an aerial that needs servicing..."

Miss Stinson: "Ooh, you are awful! But I like you!"

[NutLoose]

Remember if you do go down in the wilderness that both Polar Bears and the landscape are white....just watch for any yellow snow



Polar Bears are actually black to absorb what there is of the sun's heat, their fur is actually hollow and clear / transparent
and acts as an insulator, but it refracts the light to give the appearance of white fur..

Here endeth the lesson ;)

[fdr]

Polar Bears are actually black to absorb what there is of the sun's heat, their fur is actually hollow and clear / transparent
and acts as an insulator, but it refracts the light to give the appearance of white fur..

Here endeth the lesson ;)

Coaler bears?

[MPN11]

“Oh, and here’s the in-flight meal for your First Class passenger.”

[cavuman1]

"And here's your bag of traffic citations from the constabulary. You really must learn to taxi your aeroplane with greater skill and concentration!", said the gentleman. He walked away muttering "Damnable women pilots!"

- Ed

[Chu Chu]

Is that all I'm carrying? My boyfriend's male bag is bigger.

[Ascend Charlie]

Bowler hat: "Here's your lifetime supply of rations."
Flossie: "?? Pretty small bag..."
Bowler hat: " ........ummm......."

[Kiltrash]

McDonalds later desides it was just too much trouble to allow any mode of transport to use the Drive Through when the Manager had to have the very first ' Carry to Vehicle service....

[Kiltrash]

The very first FedEx delivery flight across the Pacific...Here's your package Ms. I think it's a Wilson Basketball....strange thing but a parcel is a parcel.

[ShyTorque]

“And when you get there, so that future expectations of standards don’t get too high, make sure you chuck it out over a neighbour’s hedge!”

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Ah Miss Stinson....I certainly didn't expect that! Bumpy trip down, was it? Lucky for you your flying helmet kept your hair out of the way!

[sealo0]

Man in Bowler hat: Miss Stinson that’s a big smile enjoy the trip?

Miss Stinson: No I think I’ve just found out why it called a Joyride, I’m just trying to get this stick thingy in the right place but it's a bit wobbly.

Man in Bowler hat: There all like that!

[MPN11]

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"I don't why you look so cheerful, Miss Stinson. There's a War on, you know."

[Buster Hyman]

Well, I think Miss Stinson deserves a jolly good rest what!

In Third place, with the Bleeding Obvious award...
This is not a mail pilot, it's a female pilot!

Second place with the Nod nod, wink wink award...
Mr Fosdyke, I heard the ground crew say that there was a RAT on the plane!

But our winner with the Me too award for sensitivity in trying times is...
"Here's my laundry, Miss. Try to get it back to me tomorrow morning."

(It was my line of thought too MPN!) :ok:

[MPN11]

Oh my goodness, and other polite expletives! Thank you, Sir!

Have at this one, then ... The Hoskins Nightmare ...


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[Kiltrash]

Having returned from IKEA in Milton Keynes ( where I actually was today 🙁 ) Kiltrash struggles with the enclosed visual instructions...
or..
and just how many screws and parts were you left with..

[Kiltrash]

Boeing's first attempt at MCAS was not a success

[Kiltrash]

Treadigaph rushes to Old Warden when the hanger doors swing open to reveal the latest reconstruction...of a Australian home build aircraft...

[Wensleydale]

Emergency measures are invoked as RAF pilot training rates come under scrutiny.

[NutLoose]

Of course it looks odd, it’s British.

[NutLoose]

When I said I want you to build me a long legged aircraft, I meant range wise.

[Confusious]

"Oi, you can't call her a BIplane, not these days!"

[NutLoose]

A Scout built by Cubs.

[NutLoose]

And by clever design we have incorporated into it your coffin with built in hand holes for the pallbearers.

[Wensleydale]

The Utterly Buttery girls stand on the bottom wing!

[Confusious]

"Damn thing is stuck in reverse!"

[Wensleydale]

The Longhorn and the Shorthorn are closely followed by the Tallhorn.

[Ascend Charlie]

Having completed three ground-loops on the skinny little wheels, Kiltrash went back to writing captions.

[Kiltrash]

Now just need to synchronise the six sideways firing cannons,,..and Jerry won't have a clue what hit them....if my teeth fillings can handle the vibrations

[Kiltrash]

Simkins obtained the Red Barons successful Focker plans and adapted so not to appear like just a copy.

[Hydromet]

If it looks good, it'll fly good.

[Kiltrash]

I heard that one day a infinite number of monkeys with a infinite number of clean sheets of paper one of them will design the perfect plane....and this is not one of these days...

[Dan Gerous]

Miss Stinson's next aircraft, the flying washing machine


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[Dan Gerous]

Those surplus Typhoon boarding ladders will come in handy.

[Chu Chu]

You said to build it with a crows nest.

Cockpit, Hoskins, cockpit.

[Chu Chu]

And if it comes to a dogfight, I’ll be just that much higher than Fritz.

[cavuman1]

"Now that I've landed upright, how in the Hell do I get outta this thing?" said a fuming Hoskins.

- Ed

[treadigraph]

Going up-tiddly-up-up on the bloody ladder was enough for me!

[treadigraph]

"Being late on the round out in this contraption will be interesting" mused Hoskins....

[NutLoose]

Wait, I’ve just found out we were using the wrong IKEA instructions.

[Hydromet]

The pilot was credited with an altitude record, but the aircraft was still on the ground.

[treadigraph]

Tell me Mr Harris, why do you call it the Flying Coffin?

[treadigraph]

"Entry to the cockpit difficult; it should be made impossible."

[sealo0]

Plane crazy on so many levels.

[sealo0]

Prototype for the Fukawi Indian Tribe (Where the fcuk are we tribe)

[sealo0]

Think we over did the steroids

[Buster Hyman]

"...Ginger"
"Yes Bertie"
"Where's the Mail?"

[Buster Hyman]

Harry Highpants had his first foray into aircraft design.

[treadigraph]

Simkins, I didn't ask you to build me a flying loft, I asked you for something that flies aloft....

[Kiltrash]

With this I get too peer down the cleavage of the scanty clad female wing walkers...

[Kiltrash]

The easy bit was removing the parts, one bit at a time, however the different models did give a slight problem...

[Kiltrash]

With a Pusher engine and synchronous gear this will give any Focker that gets on your tail a real surprise..

[Kiltrash]

The Lower wing?? Yes it's a cunning design that on this muddy field it don't sink into the mire too far...

[Kiltrash]

Stop being so cynical you lot...with a production run of one thousand five hundred and thirty six ( at least ) this should be considered a successful British Fighter plane..

[Kiltrash]

Built in Lifeboat in case of a Water Landing Mr Sullenburger? Damm good thinking outside the box..

[Kiltrash]

Jacobs- Rees- Mog goes for a spin in his latest Government mode of transport..

[Wensleydale]

Jacobs- Rees- Mog goes for a spin in his latest Government mode of transport..

...or indeed a modern RAF fighter had ASLEF been the pilots' union.

[622]

Chief designer Hoskins was gutted to miss the maiden flight as he had an appointment at Specsavers.....

[622]

After boarding the only First class passenger ...the cattle class were led to the 'lower deck' and told to hold on tight!

[treadigraph]

'Arry, the builders would like their scaffolding back...

[NutLoose]

They say the sun lounger has been delayed sir, you'll have to fly without it.

[ShyTorque]

The Mk1 seaplane wasn’t a great success but the Mk2 had floats.

[Buster Hyman]

It was 3 days before someone remembered to get the ladder for him!

[Chu Chu]

After repeated nose overs, the skids were extended to form a 360 degree arc.

[sealo0]

Dateline December 16th 1903 Kitty Hawk,

Orville Wright reading news of the British attempt at the first powered flight said to Wilbur I don’t think we will have any problems with them!

Wilbur: we’ll try again tomorrow.

[NutLoose]

I know, we'll call it the Jenga Mk1

[Confusious]

Designed specifically for French 'pistes', yes it's a giant sleigh.

[622]

Right, thats fixed the 'excessive wheel noise when landing' gripe!

[cynicalint]

I built it with bits from that broken shed behind me...

[cynicalint]

Before I try to fly it, are you sure you haven't built it upside down?

[132bod]

How the hell did no-one notice the assembly drawing got turned upside down half-way through the build?

[cynicalint]

Lateral CofG is fine, but every time I get airborne the aircraft inverts itself

[Kiltrash]

...and if you run out of bombs to drop on the Germans, there's a supply of Mrs Kiltrash's Rock Cakes...and very nice cakes they are indeed.

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[treadigraph]

I'm going to ask Tremayne Gascoyne what it is; it can't be an aeroplane even though it does have a propellor...

[Dan Gerous]

BAe don't design washing machines, but if they did...

[Confusious]

And here we have someone who is backward in coming forward.

[treadigraph]

Even Heath Robinson was nonplussed...

[Wensleydale]

Tommy Sopwith accidentally invents the jet ski.

[Kiltrash]

Write it up... Altimeter giving wrong reading ...

[Kiltrash]

Well I used to design sailing boats...that's why there's a Jib out in front

[Kiltrash]

Photography proof shows why the Captain always sits on the left... obvious init.. that's where the steps are...

[Chu Chu]

So was the Dutchman impressed?

Hard to say. He just kept staring at the space between the wings.

[Ascend Charlie]

"Brakes - not fitted,
Undercarriage - stolen from a pram,
Mixture - not adjustable,
Fuel - paraffin oil, full tank,
Flaps - not fitted,
Pressures.......pressures....
Ahhh poop, I forgot to start the engine."

[treadigraph]

I hear you shot down von Richthofen?

Well not exactly... he was laughing so hard that he crashed!

[Kiltrash]

Ah Mr Boeing ....solved the engine ground clearance then

[Kiltrash]

...and that's why the designer should always make the first flight ....

[Kiltrash]

The Daily Mail £10000 prize for a successful first flight between London and Paris looks like it is safe for another year .....

[Kiltrash]

So it can't carry passengers, it can't carry freight, it can't carry weapons, it can't carry a radio....so what's the point Mr designer??
Well it does supply a comic feel good factor ..

[fdr]

Miss Stinson's next aircraft, the flying washing machine


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:...and this years model does include the kitchen sink..."

[Kiltrash]

President Zelenskky survey the Ariel Fighting Machine ...freshly delivered from RAF Hendon...
However due to error in translation he wanted Hanger 4 not Hanger 1...you know No 4 the one with the Harrier, Tornado, Phantom, Buccaneer. However he drew the line with the Jaguar..

[NutLoose]

We named it the Wren after the chaps that are coming to fit the downstairs Kitchen.

[NutLoose]

How else do you expect me to fly it with Stilts on?

[NutLoose]

Don't worry Flying Officer Bader, we will replace your temporary wooden legs with metal ones just as soon as they are finished.

[sealo0]

And we call this one “Daddy long legs”

[Kiltrash]

In Aviation there is nothing new...all we have to fit is the downstairs toilet

[Kiltrash]

Ailerons?? Is that what we had left over in the shed ?...bring them over, donno what they do but I'm sure we can find somewhere for them

[treadigraph]

In Aviation there is nothing new...all we have to fit is the downstairs toilet

Is it the Wetherspoon Mk1 or Mk2?

[Kiltrash]

So we reduce the undercarriage legs, trim the prop and add another 7 engines...these solved at a stroke the Pilots veritgo.

[Confusious]

"I think she needs more dope"

"Sorry, it's only a one seater"

[Wensleydale]

PULL!!!

[Buster Hyman]

"Got stuck on the wing again...what if we just make it an ejection 'seat', & leave the cockpit ejections to the F111?"

[andytug]

"We fitted all the parts, sir, just not necessarily in the right order...."


(with apologies to Eric Morecambe :) )

[NutLoose]

Why are you sitting on the Roof?, this isn't a bloody Indian bus you know.

[NutLoose]

Ground floor: perfumery
Stationery and leather goods
Wigs and haberdashery
Kitchenware and food
Going up

First floor: telephones
Gents' ready-made suits
Shirts, socks, ties, hats
Underwear and shoes
Going up

[Confusious]

Welcome to 'Pegasus' who was developed from a rocking horse.

[sealo0]

Good morning travelers today we are loading by seat number: seat A1, please. At the gate please show your boarding pass and Pilots License.

[sealo0]

Start of the new Wing Walking company did not go well.

[kar42]

I know its a Scout but why did we let the Wolf Cubs build it?

[NutLoose]

I can't see a bloody thing out front, how the hell do you expect me to fly this thing..

Don't worry Sir, it'll never get airborne.

[NutLoose]

Well it was supposed to be more compact ,but who knew, wood grows..

[NutLoose]

Phew that's better, the smell of piss on the wheels was most off putting.

[Confusious]

"Oh, it's stealth alright, we got the idea from a Trojan Horse"

[NutLoose]

You are going to have to come up with something better, no one can see my watch from up here.

[fitliker]

The Scout , got its name from the one and a half man tent in the survival kit

[Kiltrash]

Opening day at Southsea Fairground and the latest White Knuckle Ride gets ready for a proving flight.

[Kiltrash]

Nope, still can't get a mobile phone signal. ..have to get higher..

[Kiltrash]

At Dover the early Radar trials struggle to identify the attacking aircraft height....

[Kiltrash]

At Farnborough the AAIB reconstruction still did not give any clues as to how the accident happened..

[Confusious]

"First flight of the day checks complete, but why do I need a fire axe?"

[Kiltrash]

Perhaps Great West Aerodrome did have the Airbridge set too high.

[Confusious]

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[Kiltrash]

Owing to continuing engine problems at Valley, the training squadrons are only too greatfull for any available aircraft...

[Self loading bear]

The AD Scout was considerably ahead of its time and designed with a lot of foresight.

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[ShyTorque]

After the last effort, Bloggs decided he’d design one where he could sit further from the scene of the impending accident.

[Confusious]

"Get me a swinger to sort me out from the rear."

[cavuman1]

"Ve add one more wing und ze plane vill be perfect!", exclaimed Baron von Richthofen.

- Ed

[Chu Chu]

In hindsight, we should have specified a range of 50 miles out of ground effect, not 50 miles at 30 feet or higher.

[Buster Hyman]

All the people down there look like Ants!

[MPN11]

Decision time before the weekend. What do I like?

Nutloose … A Scout built by Cubs.
Nutloose …. And by clever design we have incorporated into it your coffin with built in hand holes for the pallbearers.
Wensleydale … The Longhorn and the Shorthorn are closely followed by the Tallhorn.
cavuman1 …Now that I've landed upright, how in the Hell do I get outta this thing?" said a fuming Hoskins.

Runner-Up
Hydromet … If it looks good, it'll fly good.

But the CST has to go to the predictable but funny ...

treadigraph …Being late on the round out in this contraption will be interesting" mused Hoskins....

Take it away Tredders ... and burn this bit of evidence of British Aviation history!!

[treadigraph]

Cheers MPN11!

Happened across this one, let's see what it inspires over the weekend; will judge after I've enjoyed my dinner on Sunday night.

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[Kiltrash]

With a dinner plate this big we can feed the entire corps

[Kiltrash]

What's that behind us?? The crash crew and ambulance of course

[Kiltrash]

One way to get through the enemy minefield. But the supporting trucks may still have a problem

[Buster Hyman]

Whoa! Take it easy. That's a School zone speed hump!

[NutLoose]

Look when you get to fly it you can wear the cool shades, okay?

[Kiltrash]

Where we're going Marty we don't need no road

[Buster Hyman]

Hank! Should we warn the guys behind that I'm about to puke into the fan?

[Buster Hyman]

HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU? Let me set the brakes before you fire the Bazooka!

[Buster Hyman]

I love the smell of Napalm in the...oh, sod it!

[Buster Hyman]

Are we the only soldiers with Wings now?

[Kiltrash]

Mr Flymo over Engineers the leaf blower

[Kiltrash]

Ah Mr Farley did say it was a lot less bovver in a hovver

[Kiltrash]

That's cool dude...yes I got a spare Pegasus engine and thought what could I do with it..

[Kiltrash]

Mrs Hoskins did ask, could we pop over later and blow dry her smalls...on the line..

[cynicalint]

Having realised an exploding tank hull was responsible for most airborne turrets, the Russians did away with the hull

[Chu Chu]

I told you they’d chase anything with a skirt. Head for that bog over there.

[Kiltrash]

As we're both Captains can we both claim the PIC supplement??...

[Kiltrash]

Mogwi is glad they sent a couple of two seaters to the Falklands ...

[Kiltrash]

I spy with my little eye something beginning with A..
Ant...
Your goI spy with my little eye something beginning with P
Pothole .
damm this games to childish for us..
Are we nearly there yet??

[Kiltrash]

In Normandy the Bocage were not a problem for the advancing troops...

[Kiltrash]

Well this is something Zelenskky did not as for...wonder why not 😊