Caption Competition Mk III

[Buster Hyman]

The Air Force take Covid seriously

[Chu Chu]

Studies show that every human on Mars will require three support staff.

[NutLoose]

"Geez, they're electrifying everything these days"

[NutLoose]

He said he was going to ride it to the skies, but what's with the spurs?

[MPN11]

The Pilot's watch was carried by a separate crewman.

[NutLoose]

"He may be a so called Dragon driver, but give me Daenerys Targaryen over him any day."

[NutLoose]

"Dhere goes de man wid his ho's.. "
"It's hose!"
"Dhat too"

[Wensleydale]

Trials of a new "Anti-Woman" suit for the Red Arrows.

[Kiltrash]

After the Pilots Curry night out with the lads, additional heath and safety measures were required

[Kiltrash]

Cyclists in London Clean Air zone still need help with respiratory issues

[Kiltrash]

This is how the UK SHOULD have handled Covid cases

[cynicalint]

Ascend Charlie delivers the CST to Confusiuos

[cynicalint]

Go home and change! And don't you dare come to the Flight line dressed like that again!

[NutLoose]

'Ere love, if you want to give him a proper blowjob, we 'ave an air start trolly over 'ere

[NutLoose]

If he has to eject, let's hope it's over an enemy custard factory, otherwise they will see him coming for miles

[NutLoose]

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[Buster Hyman]

He came in peace, and said he’s had enough & going home.

[Buster Hyman]

Tom Cruise heads back to the Mothership!

[Buster Hyman]

“U2?”
”Yes, but don’t ask, don’t tell remember!”

[Buster Hyman]

No, this way Skipper! …God, he gets easily distracted by shiny things

[NutLoose]

He says he's looking for his yellow submarine.

[NutLoose]

I can see the advantage of sending these robots into active hot zones, but what about the person carrying the battery pack?

[fdr]

The urine receptacle design continued to weight heavily on the support staff

[Dan Gerous]

The next one hear singing "Walk Like An Egyptian", is on a charge

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[Walter28]

Walkies, and be a clean boy.

[NutLoose]

Early skipping trials were not going as planned.

[Kiltrash]

The Prime Suspect in the unsolved case of who killed Professor Plum was determined not not leave any DNA at the crime scene..

[Kiltrash]

As Darth walked onto the set of the latest blockbuster...

[Kiltrash]

The selection committee welcomed Walker28 to the next series of tests...
Sorry Walter... Eyesight not as good as it used to be

[Kiltrash]

Liney with hand on hips...Cor look at the ass on that...
Female Technician....well that's what happens when you shove the airtube into the wrong orifice
​​

[Ascend Charlie]

"When they said they were going to ramp up the U2 flights, I thought they meant something else..."

[NutLoose]

Well he looks okay fits the brief, but I just cannot see him in The Village People, where are we going to put him, between the builder and the red indian?

[NutLoose]

Just let’s hope he doesn’t run into that lady in waiting asking where he comes from, otherwise we will have to……

[treadigraph]

Come out here again looking like that sonny, it's not U2 on yer headset you'll be hearing, it'll be UB40...

[Wensleydale]

The RAF rolls out its new "Diversity" uniform, which demonstrates that you can't check the gender/racial origins of the wearer.

[treadigraph]

Gosh... that's what I call a PILOT!

Nah, he's come to empty out the OHWDS - on-board human waste disposal system...

[Big Pistons Forever]

Think bubble over pilots head

I don’t understand, I put this picture up on Tinder and……nothing

[Kiltrash]

Hank really does take his job seriously...All he has to do is ..
Feed the onboard dog..
Or
Drive the Chevy V8 along the runway

[Kiltrash]

James May gets ready for his flight...well I'm told it is James but with that gold visor who knows

[Kiltrash]

At Duxford Kiltrash gets ready for his 70th birthday Cockpit tour present from his wife....none of this Tiger Moth flight crap.

[Kiltrash]

I think painting " Human Angel " on the side of the canopy is taking it a bit too far.

[622]

The U2 sky God now regretted rejecting the advances of the female groundcrew as she tightened her grip on the hose.

[treadigraph]

After last night's Curry Evening, Hoskins makes a damn fine leaf blower!

[622]

....and stop calling me 'the Minion'!

[Buster Hyman]

Daft Punk on tour.

[Buster Hyman]

He identifies as latex apparently

[sealo0]

War department ‘war gaming’ Vlad’s escape route!

[NutLoose]

Ahhh that, yes, that is Senator Marjorie Taylor Green in the suit testing out her extra thick high quality cotton underwear for fart protection, so she can use a pair as a mask to protect herself against Covid.


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[Kiltrash]

This? It's the Battery pack for the Electric Aircraft...oh him? He's the electrician for the wire up... You can't be too carefull with 500Ah up your jacksie

[Kiltrash]

Him? He's the Automatic Pilot...called George
Me? I'm the inflight hostie, to blow him up in case of deflation

[Kiltrash]

The Stigs Aviation cousin get ready to test at Dunsfold

[NutLoose]

Ohhh him, he’s going to cook Pierre’s sausages, they have a fierce reputation for spitting as they cook.

[NutLoose]

Ohhh Look, it must be Dorothy, she’s following with the Yellow Pr*cks load.

[NutLoose]

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[treadigraph]

[Barbara Woodhouse] SIT! [/Barbara Woodhouse]

[Self loading bear]

When the Pope sees this walk bridge he will refuse the air stairs.

or

As pilots are of same age as airframe the air stairs have been replaced.

[Big Pistons Forever]

Now that the age limit for airline pilots has been raised to 99 years old, it was felt that some might benefit from a secure cocoon.

[Big Pistons Forever]

Well the suit would have been more form fitting if he hadn’t had a third helping of the Chernobyl chilli

[Kiltrash]

Spielberg has to keep a tight rain on ET...to stop him flying away on his bicycle...( Undercarriage )

[Buster Hyman]

"She said no to his advances. That's why he's wearing his Rejection suit."

[NutLoose]

It’s Joe Biden, he’s running again after NASA designed a life support suit for him.

[Kiltrash]

Captain Powers, your wife says she has some important news for you when you get back, have fun darling

[NutLoose]

It’s Trump, he’s running again after NASA designed a life support suit for him.

Whats with the box she’s carrying?

Ahhh that’ll be his hair con*

Ahhh that’ll be his fake tan dispenser*

* other options available.

[Kiltrash]

(squeaky high-pitched voice) ..... who's the comedian that switched the oxygen for helium

[Kiltrash]

Now remember Mav you'll be flying so fast if anything happens and you have to eject make sure you ask someone where you are so you can report your location

[NutLoose]

She is his guide, what with the tinted visor and his sunglasses on he can’t see squat.

[NutLoose]

Yup, the same goes for even Chuck Yeager, behind every man there is a woman controlling him.

[NutLoose]

He’s complaining that WE can’t see his watch.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Aircraftwoman: "I don't have to keep up, he has to slow down. If the hose breaks you think I'll be the one with the problem?"

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Trials of the new remotely controlled aircraft were promising, but were hampered by a severe lack of range.

[Dan Gerous]

Somebody tell Jackson you don't need a special suit to do the moonwalk

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[Wensleydale]

"Is he crew for a U2"?

"Yep - He's close to The Edge".

[Kiltrash]

I thought Close to the edge was a Yes Song??
however back to your normal programme,

If anyone asks LA Centre for a speed check their toast

[Kiltrash]

When your up there the aircraft passing you is the BRITISH Concord .. none of this Euro crap ...

[Kiltrash]

Upon dissembarking the Pilot, realising his assistant was of the female prersuation, suggested she did not view the footage as he flew over Studland... That's for the boys he said..

[Kiltrash]

...and to think the Brits used the Spitfire PR9... How things have changed

[Kiltrash]

Or..and finally. ..better look as I flew over Croydon I think Treadigaph was in the Pub with a female that was not his wife..😄😂

[ShyTorque]

U2?

No, it’s just him!

[Confusious]

Last orders chaps and chapesses, results at about this time tomorrow.

[Kiltrash]

Obviously photo shopped...I mean have they ever seen the sun In Gloucestershire

[Self loading bear]

Somebody tell Jackson you don't need a special suit to do the moonwalk


If that is really Michael Jackson, he surely needs a life support suit.

[Kiltrash]

Doctor Who desides the Cybermen are not as fearfull as the BBC portray...

[treadigraph]

I thought Close to the edge was a Yes Song??

It is... :ok:

Or..and finally. ..better look as I flew over Croydon I think Treadigaph was in the Pub with a female that was not his wife..😄😂

She isn't! :}

Meanwhile...

He's still in shock... his camera viewfinder accidentally focused on a kilted Scotsman with very shiny shoes...

[Wensleydale]

I thought Close to the edge was a Yes Song??

In a Roundabout sort of way...

[MPN11]

Ground Control sees Major Tom get airborne for his last mission ... cue music, please.

[Wensleydale]

Jenny heads off to become a member of the 15 mile high club.

[Kiltrash]

Treadigaph, there's nothing worn under my kilt laddie..
however...
With a nod to Capt Brown...
This is the ONLY type the greatest British Pilot never got to fly

[Kiltrash]

Owing to a miss calculation power usage he found when he finally got to be alone with Alice he could not summon up enough energy to ..... ( Close down..)Zzzzz
or
No seriously I have to engage Power Saving mode...I bet you say that to all the girls

[Kiltrash]

When Stanley Ipkiss puts on the mask he gets to pull all the girls..

[NutLoose]

He pulls all the Birds…… Custard.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

So how does it work?
Simple really, The suit is actually transparent. When the yellow gets to the helmet, she opens the valve, and drains it out.

[fdr]

Squeezing the hose was a reliable throttle to the procession

[Buster Hyman]

You wanna see how quick he moves when we fart in his tube!

[Dan Gerous]

Best BJ EVER!

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[ve3id]

Best BJ EVER!

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This sure beats the S & M party we had at the Yank's officers club!

[Kiltrash]

NORAD ask for a practice flight to track Santa. Sure we can squeeze in a elf for the joy flight

[Kiltrash]

About the only known publicity picture NOT to feature David Beckham / Meghan Markle ....other self effacing celebs are available

[Kiltrash]

..and finally before I watch Senegal play tonight...😊
Neil Armstrong prepares to fly a slow aircraft for training for his upcoming Lunar flight

[NutLoose]

That’s why they call him “Chuck” Yeager, she’s there to suck the vomit from his helmet.

[Kiltrash]

In Florida Hank prepares to ride the Vomit Comet.... remembering what happened the last time.

[Kiltrash]

Marty, Where we're going we dont need no stinking roads .

[Kiltrash]

...and finally, yes definitely Finally...
Looks like we might need double cycle clips.

[Confusious]

Thanks all for lots of great captions again. Was tough to get it down to these three, but here are the results of the Colonel Custard photo:

Third place:
Jenny heads off to become a member of the 15 mile high club.

Second place:
The next one hear singing "Walk Like An Egyptian", is on a charge


Sorry Buster, but Nutty takes it with this one:
'Ere love, if you want to give him a proper blowjob, we 'ave an air start trolly over 'ere

Take it away Nutty!

[NutLoose]

Thanks, surprised as some brilliant entrants, ok try this one.


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[Confusious]

Do you not think we should be building bridges right now Sergei?

[Confusious]

Here we have the proposed designs for the new ration coupons, this one's my favourite.

[Confusious]

This is the exact spot where our pilots spotted an enemy pilot dressed in bright yellow.

Its true comrade I've seen the photo!

[Ascend Charlie]

"If you sign here, it will release me from the army, and I can take the role of Uncle Fester in the next series of "Wednesday."

[Confusious]

Can't beat a good old game of Risk at Christmas. Pass me the dice it's my go next.

[Wensleydale]

"No Sergei. Number 3 is yellow!"

[Wensleydale]

Another A7 and he gets double deductions!

[sealo0]

Now these map references are they side bottom answer or bottom side answer? ​​​​​​.

[MPN11]

“ and our Agents have identified a Christmas Tree here, in this pine forest …”

[MPN11]

“… and our Great President’s dacha is … here …I think … “

[Confusious]

We need more rubles to keep going. Let's ban all fireworks here, here and here to make a start.

[Confusious]

Don't let that that 'orrible lot from PPRuNe get a whiff of this plan. They know too much already, our top agents are watching them closely.

[Self loading bear]

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Think bubble:

Why does this head set have a microphone when I don’t have a say in anything?

[Self loading bear]

Russia is spying on Western defense fabrication.

Here they are going through Airfix latest Spitfire 1:24 Assembly instructions.

[Big Pistons Forever]

See I told you number 24 had Chow Mein, not rice !

[Big Pistons Forever]

Think bubble for Guy in back

"Here we go again with the crazy frontal attacks on dug in Ukrainian troops".

[Big Pistons Forever]

This is where my new dacha is going.

[treadigraph]

6th floor window. Push Putin. He falls. Dead. EASY

Ok I'll do it, but are you sure I won't get blamed?

Nah, the world will think it was an accident...

[cynicalint]

Be careful when you visit the front line Sergi, Grigov lost most of his hair here, and I lost all of mine here.

[cynicalint]

Graduated hair-transplants given as perks on promotion.

[Chu Chu]

Wow! Only three hours and we're almost finished.

Yeah -- when you re-plan the victory parade every week, eventually you get pretty fast.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

We've just tested our new precision guided munition, and we're fairly confident it landed somewhere about here.

[Kiltrash]

...and we line up as a flat back four and hit them on the break...Well it worked in Stalingrad

[Kiltrash]

Damn a six, go straight to jail, do not pass go, do not collect £200...ah well 3 square meals a day over Christmas then...

[Kiltrash]

Great game this 2D Jenga...Issue it all to the troops, teaches them to keep their heads down..

[Kiltrash]

Great news, Chinese Grand Prix been cancelled again. Now the President wants us to offer Sochi for the replacement race...2 weeks in April when he is on his holidays there again..

[Kiltrash]

Proof why the Special Operation is a complete farce, planned by committee by 3 old farts who all have a terminal illness....fear of heights.

[treadigraph]

Now, 23 across - "found in the bottom of bird cages" four letters ending in IT... anyone?

[Kiltrash]

Hal 9000 voice... Dr Floydski, you appear stress
ed, shall we play a game??
Doctor Floyd ... oh that would be nice something simple please...
Hal... how about Global Thermal Nuclear war you can be Mother Russia and I shall be the combined forces of NATO...
Dr F...Can we play against a small insignificant country like, oh I don't know, Ukraine?? thank you..

[Kiltrash]

Meanwhile the PPRuNe moderators pour over Treadigraphs last effort but can find no way to ban it on grounds of indecency

[Kiltrash]

In the Kremlin the Russian equivalent of Johnson, Van-Tam and Hancock pour over the latest covid-19 data looking to turn a bad situation into a catastrophe to deflect the thoughts of the citizens from the " Special Operation "

[Buster Hyman]

Yes, I see this is a list of Generals, and yes, I see that you have circled who should go to the front next but, I’m wondering why I don’t send you two?

[Buster Hyman]

No you idiot! I said bring me Penicillin! I’ve been poisoned!!!

[fdr]

Nyet! Venti Latte is not possible. You can have a cup or mud though, we seem to have a lot of earthworks around churches these days....

[Wensleydale]

As the Kremlin searches for new sources of funding.....

"No Sergei. Liverpool Leicester will not be a no-score draw!"

[Wensleydale]

No - you use Tangent and not Cosine to calculate the height of a church steeple..

[MPN11]

“There? I thought it was ours?”

”It was.”

[Self loading bear]

Be careful when you visit the front line Sergi, Grigov lost most of his hair here, and I lost all of mine here.

In same line:
Perhaps we should ask the Dutch to search for our lost battles, In 2014 they recovered more than we hoped for

[cynicalint]

Look Ivan, when i said "Watch my Arse" I did not mean for you to taker it so literally!

[Kiltrash]

As the results start to pour in for next year's Presidential Election, Putin's team congratulate themselves on another great victory...

[Kiltrash]

The Generals find absolute proof that Ukraine attacked their own critical infrastructure with captured Russian munitions in an attempt to garner additional help and sympathy from the West.

[Kiltrash]

The Generals plan to allow Crimea to unlawfully invade Russia so that World sympathy will mean the Soviet Eurovision entry will win in 2023...

[Kiltrash]

As the Kremlin searches f
or new sources of funding.....

"No Sergei. Liverpool Leicester will not be a no-score draw!"


Showing my age now...

No no the ball is definitely just there in this picture...

[Confusious]

At the weekly General's 'territories we've captured' meeting Sergei was quick to realise that the other end of his pencil didn't have an eraser on it.

[Confusious]

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[Kiltrash]

Look how much sympathy Netflix have garnered for the Sussex's....Think they can do the same for our President?

[fdr]

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"Fantastic!, so this is the land that has been captured for the first 100,000 KIA's of ours! What is the scale?"

"Twelve inches to one foot General Shoigu!"

'Excellent.... "

[treadigraph]

Right, while Treadigraph's in Penzance and distracted, we'll invade Croydon. We must be able to win there.

But Comrade, Croydon is a cultural, fiscal and intellectual desert.

Oh... does it have a Cathedral?

No.

Ok, how about invading Luton then?

[Wensleydale]

But drawing a moustache on the photograph of the President is a capital offence!

[treadigraph]

Right, so it's agreed, our three escape tunnels will be code named Tom, Dick and Harry.

[Buster Hyman]

Nyet! As you can see, it’s impossible to do! You need a second chop stick!

[Buster Hyman]

A Weevil? An Ant?
I don’t care, just kill it and get back to work!

[Dan Gerous]

I'm an invader get me out of here.

[MPN11]

"No, you must delete some. This list of Christmas Cards is too long ... and expensive."

[Confusious]

"Laa Laa, why is Po sulking?"

[Confusious]

Vlad has ordered us to capture this hair transplant clinic this week.

[Buster Hyman]

Baldrick explains his cunning plan to Blackadder…

[Kiltrash]

Right so we cut the A303 here, the A30 here and the M5 here....and with the help of our comrades In the RMT here then Treadigaph will be stranded in his holiday Butlins..

[Kiltrash]

Well I got the idea from the last days of WW2 when Herr Hitler in the Furherbunker was taking personal control of the fictional regiments and Panzers..

[Kiltrash]

Look, the President has sent us a box of white powdered sweets...have a funny taste though of Almonds..

[fdr]

"Just because you known where Minsk is on the map, doesn't mean that you can take out the Ukrainian Army with that pencil like the Baba Yaga could".

[Kiltrash]

Just Stop Oil protesters plan where to strike next in their ongoing fight with the West's over reliance on the Black Gold...
Yuri, why dont we just turn off the tap in Hut 3??

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Team "Red Arse" gets in a quick practice session before Friday night's All Kremlin Pictionary final.

[MPN11]

As Traffic is here …

”If we slot the Speedbird in front of the United, and give the Lufthansa a delaying dog-leg, we can get the Aeroflot in there on schedule!”
”You have missed one critical aspect, Comrade ATCO … this is London Heathrow.”
”Damn, damn, I forgot that!”

[NutLoose]

I will call it Thursday if you all agree, subject to me remembering lol.

[treadigraph]

Nutloose is calling it Thursday Comrade. We need to Putin a sure fire caption winner inside 48 hours or we are sunk!

[Dan Gerous]

The red area is Santa's workshop and the green areas are Xmas tree farms. We can make it look like the Ukrainians did it.

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[MPN11]

Nutloose is calling it Thursday Comrade. We need to Putin a sure fire caption winner inside 48 hours or we are sunk!
Damn … just as you sank my Moskva”

[Kiltrash]

No it's not a tactical retreat, it's shortening the supply lines

[Ascend Charlie]

"OK, now three-across, a word starting with S-H and ending in I-T and is found in the bottom of bird cages?"
"Try SHELLGRIT, comrade..."

[cavuman1]

3 men + 1 observer + IKEA instructions = Disaster!

- Ed

[Buster Hyman]

“Ping Vassilli, PING! Not a pen!”

[fitliker]

These fine artists pencils come in forty eight colours and make a very nice finish , much better than those old waxy crayons the marines use for drawing .But the old crayons did taste better than the field rations . These artist pencils allow fine detail to differentiate between toilets and washing machine assets for the next offensive shopping expeditions plans and work scope projections .

[fitliker]

6Ps ; Proper Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance

[Ascend Charlie]

6Ps ; Proper Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance

That's seven, Fitliker....off to the gulag with you.

[Kiltrash]

Now the President's going to show the Kirsch bridge has re opened by driving a Mercedes across it....Do you think the Ukrainian can strike twice in the same place??
Think he would notice the large white X on the roof ??

[Buster Hyman]

"Now...we are here, and the President will be sitting...oh, could you move your papers please..."

[NutLoose]

These fine artists pencils come in forty eight colours and make a very nice finish , much better than those old waxy crayons the marines use for drawing .But the old crayons did taste better than the field rations . These artist pencils allow fine detail to differentiate between toilets and washing machine assets for the next offensive shopping expeditions plans and work scope projections .

So you are saying Cornish Jack is a Russian? :E

[Buster Hyman]

"I saw Bob Ross do this....there...Pine trees!"

[Ascend Charlie]

"and this escape route will take us straight to Bali, we can hide amongst the thousands of Russians there!"
"But comrade, they just passed a law banning sex outside marriage!"
"Even though my wedding ring is on right hand, not left, I think me and my girlfriend will be OK. You two, though, might be in some trouble, darlings..."

[Kiltrash]

...and so we can invade the Maldives, here look at this relief map...

[Kiltrash]

Gentleman at the back...While we're waiting for a decision anyone for Coffee or Tea?

[Kiltrash]

Well no i don't think much of this latest Netflix Blockbuster.

[Confusious]

I do enjoy a game of hangman, but if you don't mind me saying Comrade that one does look a lot like our Vlad.

[Kiltrash]

After Agents May, Johnston, & Truss we have to rely on Agent Sunak to stop support for Ukraine??
Could be worse it could be Agent Starmer ...

[Kiltrash]

According to this map. Crimea have taken over our oil fields, and need to import coal from Cumbria...

[Kiltrash]

...and finally as I'm bored with this picture...
Our best bowler could not even hit the Spaniel with a egg on his walkabout in Luton...
Don't worry Comrade told you we should have recruited agent Warne to bowl the Egg of the Century

[Ascend Charlie]

"This is the list of people who entered the last capcomp, see here that Kiltrash is the most prolific. Despatch an umbrella to him."

[Confusious]

Ivan an the back has just had word in that NutLoose could be suffering from an aged related memory condition. Results cancelled until further notice.

[NutLoose]

Ok scores on the doors,

Caviuman1 with

3 men + 1 observer + IKEA instructions = Disaster!

Confusious with

Here we have the proposed designs for the new ration coupons, this one's my favourite.

kiltrash with

Damn a six, go straight to jail, do not pass go, do not collect £200...ah well 3 square meals a day over Christmas then...

but the winner is FDR with

Fantastic!, so this is the land that has been captured for the first 100,000 KIA's of ours! What is the scale?"

"Twelve inches to one foot General Shoigu!"

'Excellent...

I will send the CST by drone.



My efforts would have been

So I propose our new defence line will be placed here..

But that’s Siberia!

and
Ok Ivan, we intend to drop you into England to carry out subversive activities.
To build you’re cover we will marry you to a typical English woman, we have selected a London Laundrette manager called Dot Cotton and your codename will be Jim Banning.

or
Sergei, who is this Dot Cotton Ivan keeps talking about?

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not think the one in the middle looks like him?

[Confusious]

Ok Ivan, we intend to drop you into England to carry out subversive activities.
To build you’re cover we will marry you to a typical English woman to build your cover, we have selected a London Laundrette manager called Dot Cotton and your codename will be Jim Banning
:):):)

[fitliker]

Perfect facial symmetry for a Picasso Portrait.

[Kiltrash]

Time has not dealt Harry and Meghan well, after that documentary
ps
Congrats FDR

[fdr]

"can't keep my eyes off of you.... can't keep my eyes offa you... ", "...the best of high visibility.... "


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[treadigraph]

Keeping an eye on things can be canard...

[treadigraph]

Shere Kahn liked to keep a Gripen things...

[Confusious]

Caution - Two pupils on board.

[MPN11]

Mr. Speaker in Parliament was heard to say, "Order, Order, the Eyes have it."

[Confusious]

When Hoskins was asked to help improve 'eye in the sky'.

[Wensleydale]

New paint scheme for the Red Arrows: "On the Lash".

[NutLoose]

The eye of the tiger naannnaaaannaaannaaaahhhhh

[NutLoose]

They're a formation aid, we call them the eyes of the tiger or in deference to the film that used the song, the Rocky Balbo A manoeuvre.

[NutLoose]

It's that "when someone shoves a boroscope up your jetpipe look"

[Ascend Charlie]

"I need to cross some tees, I've already dotted my eyes..."

[Buster Hyman]

"I'll thump him if he calls me Big Nose again!!!"

[Buster Hyman]

So Hoskins...what part of 'low observability' don't you get?

[NutLoose]

They're linked, can you guess the airforce? it's the eyetie's

[Kiltrash]

Stereoscopic range finding in a Single Seater??

[Kiltrash]

Banksey was last seen leaving the Airbase
or
Skip, knew it was a mistake inviting Banksey to be the after dinner speaker

[Kiltrash]

Must be for the female pilots...look at all that mascara

[Kiltrash]

Look down shoot down....who needs AWACS...

[Kiltrash]

Crew chief...WTF ..Hoskins what have you done.??
Hoskins...But sir you sent me to stores for some Tartan Paint...They didn't have any in stock but suggested a painting by numbers kit would do...

[Kiltrash]

After a particularly drunken weekend on detachment at Conningsby the GAF could not look their Aircraft in the eye ever again

[Kiltrash]

Apologies to all the children waiting for Santa, but the reindeer pulling the sleigh flew too close to the Aircraft. However the Venison roast came out a treat...

[Kiltrash]

The RAF are only to pleased to assist the Farmers watching out for Sheep rustlers in the Mach Loop...gave the spotters a hell of a fright.

[Confusious]

There's more to this than meets the eye.

Oh dear, that's cornea than the last one!

[Buster Hyman]

Don't shoot until you see the yellow of his eyes!

[NutLoose]

It's our latest night fighter designed to intercept bears, we're calling it the Red Eye.

[NutLoose]

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[NutLoose]

And there was the target, staring at me right in front of my eyes.

[NutLoose]

Raf trial new bird scarers.

[Confusious]

Here comes Captain Birdseye again.

[Kiltrash]

What the Edgley Optica might have become with suffice R&D funds

[Kiltrash]

Capital Radios latest Eye in the Sky traffic Spotter ..

[Kiltrash]

Specsavers descide their gonna need a bigger shop.

[Kiltrash]

Little was known of what Percy Shaw went onto do after he patented the Cats Eye...however his son was in the RAF as a paint shop technician ...

[Kiltrash]

Ah Captain Cunningham your aircraft is prepared for flight

[Kiltrash]

After baking in the sun at Akrotiri, the crew found a perfect surface to cook some eggs...

[Confusious]

"OK fellas, it's not a joke it's either a Tomcat or a Hawk."

[Dan Gerous]

And like the Kestrel, when it sees its prey it dives straight down.

[Wensleydale]

The air-show paint scheme proved to be a real spectacle.

[Confusious]

Powered by Esso Jet-A1 - 'Put a tiger in your tank'.

[Confusious]

With this clever invention you'll never forget to stow the reversers.

[Confusious]

With Rubles so scarce, Putin makes a desperate last effort to scare the enemy.

[Big Pistons Forever]

Giving the ultimate evil eye

[Big Pistons Forever]

The real Raptor

[Big Pistons Forever]

In that last 1 v 1 he was so close in I could see the yellow of his eyes !

[Kiltrash]

The pack of Dobermans realised too late it was not a little defenceless kitty they chased up a tree.

[Kiltrash]

Bit low on the fly over Woburn Safari park Hoskins?

[Kiltrash]

Several World Cup 22 Players that missed penalties should take heed when the coach said they should give the keeper the Eye...

[Chu Chu]

Training target for WC-130.

[Chu Chu]

Hoping to be offered an FAA transfer, Hoskins practiced his response.

[cavuman1]

After batting its eyelashes over-enthusiastically, the aircraft lawn-darted into the ground.

- Ed

[SLXOwft]

No, Danuška, they are not for czeching out the other Tiger squadrons male/female* members.

(*delete according to self-declared preference)

[Dan Gerous]

The "See You Jimmy" version of the Gripen being offered to a prospective Scottish Air Force.

[Kiltrash]

...and at half time...Cummin on France 😊...but I digress

Mrs Higginbotham later complained to the Base Commander that his pilots were looking at her 16 year old daughter getting in the shower...
Must get the blinds fixed was his response..