Caption Competition Mk III

[Buster Hyman]

“So, even as you’re watching your Beef being delivered by air, this baby has already started cooking it!!!”

[Ascend Charlie]

"No, there isn't an "Undo" button, and we are sorry that it burnt your hair off, sir..."

[Hydromet]

"Half a million dollars, and yet I get a better photo on my iPhone. Good to see defence procurement hasn't changed."

[jolihokistix]

"No, sorry sir, they only come in camo or navy blue."

[Buster Hyman]

Yes Sir, we’re very close to a working version of Wall-E…

[jolihokistix]

"Yes, indeed, haha, you may well ask what gender pronoun the thing prefers. Your committee has actually been working hard on that for some months now, sir, and nearly half of them like 'ze'."

[Kiltrash]

Slim waist, big boobs and eyes. See AI can even take over in the Model Catwalk. No job is safe.

[Kiltrash]

Yes Minister, may I introduce you to something our farmers knocked up from downed Russian hardware....only trouble it it want a bit haywire and fired it's missle at a dam....we may want to keep that quiet..

[Kiltrash]

May I introduce you to your surgeon for your vasectomy.....you'll be glad to know it has cold hands.

[treadigraph]

Why thank you sir! Just what we need! Errr... what is it?

[Buster Hyman]

...and it's rated to hold a Battalions worth of fatigues. In good weather, the washing will be dry in no time & the lads can crack on with the job!

[Buster Hyman]

"It sees into your soul, reads minds, and has X-ray vision. Right now, it's telling me that Sgt. Baldy there has a big stick that he wants to hit me with!"

[treadigraph]

It's basically a high tec crystal ball. Would you like to know your future, Sir?

[fdr]

“ I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.”

[622]

Well Corporal, did the top secret Brain scrubber work?
...Difficult to tell with this test subject Sir....

[NutLoose]

It automatically detects if Wiggy's quotas are being met and shoots those that are surplus to that figure, I have to warn you Gentlemen, as you have no women present you'd better start running...


..

[NutLoose]

Well Gentlemen, it brought on this beard growth, so we will see if it can restore your hair.

[NutLoose]

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[NutLoose]

So if you jump the red light, it fires an armoured piercing round that I guarantee will stop your car.

[treadigraph]

Oh it's very sophisticated electronics Sir - but, yes, gaffer tape is essential for its deployment...

[treadigraph]

Would you mind putting your hat on Sir, the reflections are disrupting the optics...

[Kiltrash]

No we can't use it in all weather's....it gets rusty, anyone got some WD40??

[Kiltrash]

Well we designed it for the bomb squad...but it went into survival mode ...for Danger Pay..

[Kiltrash]

It can be used to answer questions in Parliament....says a lot but does **** all

[Kiltrash]

Almost ready for deployment Sir, just need to add a few more Health and Safety instructions...

[Kiltrash]

Yes, it does have a few Nut(s)loose, but Buster here has a huge torque wrench behind his back..

[Kiltrash]

Yes, the England team are trialing it as a bowler to face the Aussies in the Ashes, you should just see it's Googlie(s)

[sealo0]

Yes, the England team are trialing it as a bowler to face the Aussies in the Ashes, you should just see it's Goodlie(s)
we called it moali

[Kiltrash]

Donno what's wrong with it sir all it keeps saying is " I'll be back "

[Kiltrash]

Bob Morton (https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0001208/?ref_=ttqu_qu): What are your Prime Directives?
RoboCop (https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0000693/?ref_=ttqu_qu): Serve the public trust, protect the innocent, uphold the law.

Well we can soon sort that, said the Minister

[NutLoose]

It's designed to seek out bullsh*tters Sir..

Why is it pointing at me then Cpl?

[NutLoose]

It's the latest in our field deployable kit, you stand in front of the lens, if carries out a facial recognition of you, then prints out and delivers in real time your hotel reservation and voucher.

[Buster Hyman]

"No Sir, I wasn't in Harry Potter..."

[sealo0]

I’m sure that the final customer will approve!
OK who it for?
Prince Harry!

[Buster Hyman]

I’m sure that the final customer will approve!
OK who it for?
Prince Harry!
How do you know he wants one?
Oh that’s easy Sir, we were listening to his voicemail…

[NutLoose]

It's all about Force Projection Sir, with this puppy we will be able to project digital images of troops onto the battlespace, admittedly we are having some teething problems, one being the screen, but we should get there.

[NutLoose]

That looks like a massive laser you installed there, but are you sure it will cook a NAAFI meat and potato pie?

[NutLoose]

Didn't the walking deathrays in War of the Worlds only have three legs?
Rome wasn't built in a day Sir.

[Kiltrash]

Laughingly...No Mr Bond I expect you to die.

[sealo0]

How do you know he wants one?
Oh that’s easy Sir, we were listening to his voicemail…
Nope it was a personal request from Megan, she wanted the big one!

[Kiltrash]

We have this to replace the Prime Minister....for the ceremonial first pitch at the Dodgers Vs Yankees...

[Kiltrash]

Having been beaten into third place at the BAFTA awards, the directors of Hollyoaks look to threshen up the cast with some less...wooden

[Kiltrash]

With regret Minister, the soldier of the future has a slight flaw..
Range anxiety...
Or
The extension lead does limits it's scope of operation...

[Dan Gerous]

Well I can't be one as I've got a beard and the WO has the BAME angle covered, so one of you two Sirs is going to have to identify as a woman to meet diversity requirments.

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[fitliker]

This new neighbourhood watch scheme might be little OTT .

[fitliker]

It can spot the ASBO on bikes at twenty miles and can cover an entire housing scheme with just one operator and one weapons specialist.
Although the laser designation is powerful enough to knock ‘em off the bikes . Only causes temporary blinding they should be back to normal by next Easter .

[fitliker]

We painted it Beige as the wife had some paint left over from painting the ceiling beige .

[Kiltrash]

Look if we can't find the instructions manual we'll never be able to turn her on...

[Kiltrash]

General Davros carefully explained that once the ' stairs ' issue is sorted this will be the armoured weapon system to ensure their complete domination over the Timelords.....and their little screwdriver.

[Kiltrash]

All very interesting, but could you please hurry up explaining how you managed to squander £495m on a light tower. At my age I need regular toilet brea....oh sh!t...really.. oh sh!t..

[NutLoose]

Don’t worry, we have come in cabbage kit so no one will know we are here.

[Ascend Charlie]

It was only a very short test at low power of the Dynamic Dysentery Device, but the darkish fellow at the back is already feeling damp around the rear end...

[Chu Chu]

Remind me, was it three long, three short, three long, or . . .

[Big Pistons Forever]

Sadly hair loss is an unavoidable hazard for anybody who stands within 3 metres of this device……

[Buster Hyman]

I can assure you that it isn’t winking at you Sir. It’s just a different lens…

[jolihokistix]

It's deadly, and amazingly accurate, down to the sub-atomic level, but here's the thing, sir, it is programmed not to discriminate between... erm... it says here... shapes, colours, religions, height, weight, race or nationality, friend or foe, human or animal, sex or age. Whaddya reckon?

[Kiltrash]

When Haaland scored the 93rd minute in the Champions League final and finally took of his shirt in celebration...this is what we found.

[Kiltrash]

Early design of the new Apple virtual reality headset is almost ready to be unveiled to a expectant press .

[Kiltrash]

The Americans found this walking out the smog in NYC.....made it the nation's President..

[treadigraph]

...not only that, it's also earmarked to represent Britain at Paris 2024 in all track events, plus the long and high jump - it can't do the triple jump as it hasn't figured out how to skip yet...

[622]

So, let me get this straight, its easy to use, two men can carry it if required to any point of the battle area, takes only ten minutes to set up and requires just 30 minutes instruction ....

.....but we have to have the building in the background set up with the batteries inside and an extension cable which takes REME a week to position!....

[622]

We have spent three weeks translating the messages it has been sending / receiving since it arrived from another galaxy..

and ...

..well Sir, It was asked it had found intelligent life ........ and it just laughed back!

[treadigraph]

It's based and improves upon Mayor Khan's ULEZ expansion camera system. If anybody tries to invade with vehicles older than a year, it charges them £1000...

[NutLoose]

It looks really high tech..

but what does it do?

Nothing, but that’s not the point, it looks high tech, the yanks have seen it and have committed to a large order.

[NutLoose]

As you can see I have pre-loaded it with 4 red bowling balls, it should guarantee you a strike every time in the up and coming mess night competition.

[golfbananajam]

Your turn on the hand pump to get it to 40' sir

[NutLoose]

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[Ascend Charlie]

"so you say that this Huawei fence post REALLY isn't designed to send info back to China?"

[cavuman1]

"... and, it can suck a golf ball through five feet of garden hose!"

- Ed

[Kiltrash]

...and just why did it get a honours from the Prime Minister???
Knew what it detected it was best keep its mouth shut..

[Kiltrash]

Ah Doctor thank goodness your here ..it keeps saying ' Upgrade ..Upgrade " but the boffins at UNIT. are flummoxed...

[Kiltrash]

Amazing what you can make out of Lego* ....
* Other painful children's educational toys are available

[Kiltrash]

Ah Prince Philip, perhaps we should cut out the " dlitty eyes " reference from the 6 o'clock news...

[NutLoose]

Yes warrant officer, this will keep the bastards off your grass.


​​​​​​…

[SLXOwft]

Judging c. 0800 Z tomorrow.

[Kiltrash]

So to ensure there are sufficient Strawberries for Wimbledon with the shortage of cheap foreign labour that Brexit has provided we are pleased to reveal Robopicker.... See Minister, the Military come to the rescue of the Government ...again..

[Kiltrash]

BAe were asked to re-engineer the ' cats eye ' ...and this was their solution...

[jolihokistix]

We’ve named it the Aye Aye sir!

[Big Pistons Forever]

Could someone please google the instruction manual……

[treadigraph]

Bloody Evri - the rest of it was left outside someone's front door in Wantage...

[Kiltrash]

Yes it goes up to 40' so we can look over the Berlin Wall and see what the East Germans are up to....
The Berlin wall came down in 1989...
Yes it's a long time from a OR to delivery ...

​​​​

[jolihokistix]

Cleverly disguised, it can look over a garden wall and record naked officers.

[Kiltrash]

Yes it's not only IR its Xray as well ...and a nice lingerie set you have on Sir.

[Kiltrash]

...and finally...
It's been designed to safely recover the Golf balls from the base driving range....now that Cpl Kiltrash has been sent here..

[Chu Chu]

It can distinguish you from BoJo at 30,000 yards in the wilderness.

[Kiltrash]

What do you call it??
Triggers Broom... Its had 9 legs and 7 heads

[NutLoose]

So £35 million and you coudn't get it to sit level?

[jolihokistix]

Sir, would you ike to see it erect?

[Kiltrash]

...and if we all gather round in a couple of hours, it will project the Champions League Final ..
Not for me said Sir Alex...

[Kiltrash]

My Robbie the robot has let himself go over the past years.

[Kiltrash]

...and finally..FINALLY...
Yes yes I think the results are comming off the vidiprinter ..soon...from SLXO...
SLXO? I don't seem to recognise that IACO code ..

[NutLoose]

And this should allow us to gaze into the female* quarters from the comfort of your own room, I intend to set up a subscription service..

* other sexes available.

[NutLoose]

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[NutLoose]

While I applaud you for finding a use for redundant Jaguar laser designators, couldn’t we simply use a tape measure?

[MPN11]

"And this device also does shaving and haircuts, to make everyone look Military, young and fit. Happy with that, RSM?"

[Dan Gerous]

Yeh it's a nice piece of kit Sir, but by the time we remove all the safety pins and slacken the lock rings, the enemy has buggered off.

[Self loading bear]

Excuse me Sir, why does it remind you of a Top Gear Challenge?

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[NutLoose]

This is the R1D1 version, we envisage the next generation being about the size of a small dustbin..

[SLXOwft]

Apologies for the 24 hr delay, my plans were changed for me :\

Two members of the Regiment in the photo and not a single Rock joke - I'm impressed!

Temporary Commander CAPCOM's commendation for valuable services to morale:
Kiltrash, 'Ah Mr Wigston, I presume.....what are you doing here, you were sacked a couple of days ago...Johnny, please show him the door.'

Large number of potential winners but the mental drawing pin selected:
622, 'We have spent three weeks translating the messages it has been sending / receiving since it arrived from another galaxy..

and ...

..well Sir, It was asked it had found intelligent life ........ and it just laughed back!'


The CST will be delivered by WO RAF and members of 34 Sqn RAF Regt, as soon as the UOR for an medium sized AT arcraft has been met.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Well...yes...of course we could have just used a Go-Pro...but I mean....just look at this thing!

[Kiltrash]

Caption waiting for picture...The last conservative MP to stand down please turn off the lights.

[sealo0]

Caption waiting for picture...The last conservative MP to stand down please turn off the lights.


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[Buster Hyman]

"Waiter! This Sturgeon's a bit fishy!"

[Kiltrash]

Damm you Buster ....just about was I ...

[622]

Many thanks ....well, I expect this will bring a few comments...

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[sealo0]

Bojo during happier times!

[sealo0]

Never mind boris come back to my place we’re having a party

[treadigraph]

Oi, Boris, have you seen this?

That's minute Ken!

No, it's mine and it's actually an eft...

[Kiltrash]

I congratulate you Boris, being elected the Mayor of London,
Sorry there's no money in City Hall,
Or
Can I have a Peerage??

[Kiltrash]

I just had all the bike racks removed ..with your BMI you won't need them.

[Kiltrash]

Can I write the forward for your autobiography??

[Kiltrash]

Welcome to the Masons, we're great at chiseling a block of granite

[cavuman1]

As the sign says - here's how you get an infection.

- Ed

[Ascend Charlie]

"You keep doing that, Boris, you will get tennis elbow and go blind!"

[jolihokistix]

ED, you say? Inability to get an election is not the end of the world.

[Buster Hyman]

Oh hell! I always forget when I'm at Madam Tussauds!

[Buster Hyman]

"Aaaand in the Right corner....Stone Cold Boris Johnston!!!"

[Kiltrash]

BZZZTTT..ha ha works every time, the shock handshake .

[Kiltrash]

Come and stay with me, ..
We can have cosy fireside chats over a glass of Glenspey....
or
My wife wants another baby but after my ' operation' I can't supply

[Kiltrash]

I have a nice Motorhome, I got it from that nice Ms Sturgeon, you can stay in, so the press can't find you.

[Kiltrash]

Same here, funny init, your phone book has all the rich and powerful but when your out of office no one calls

[Kiltrash]

Boris finally realises that the Thames Estuary Airport was never built.

[Buster Hyman]

After the Zipline incident, Boris was highly protective of his Giblets!

[jolihokistix]

Slave to the rhythm.
At the party afterwards, Ken playfully invited Boris to grab his crotch like Michael Jackson.

[Dan Gerous]

Well done, you've won. What now?

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[sealo0]

Damn you Ken! You lost that means I have to run London but but I wanted to rule the world!

[Kiltrash]

Boris protects his big red knob from outside interference.....

Added ..Kim wishes he had one .

[Kiltrash]

Cummon Boris, as PM with the highest security clearance, what's the story with ****** Airlines.
Quick off to PPRuNe Towers, he mentioned THAT Airline.

[Big Pistons Forever]

See my plan is to give Putin the “look” and watch him give up the war !

[Big Pistons Forever]

Now now, no need to pout, 10% of the British electorate still want you as PM !

[SLXOwft]

Hands, Face and empty space.

[Kiltrash]

Boris, we only have your word that your hands were superglued together by Just Stop Oil... Now get your hand in your pocket, it's your round.

[Kiltrash]

Having been arrested in the House of Commons, Boris descided it was best to hide the handcuffs

[Kiltrash]

Congratulations Boris, now remember your election pledge to help the poor in London, Hammersmith, Kensington, Chelsea and Mayfair ...and don't forget Croydon.

[Kiltrash]

Does anyone know where Ken's left hand is? Answers please on a WhatsApp to Barbie..

[Kiltrash]

Remember happer times? Before your third divorce, Partygate and the Covid inquiry?

[Kiltrash]

With a father like yours, you don't need enemies ..

[MPN11]

"Don't. Touch. Me."

[Kiltrash]

The long suspected but never proven Cylon model #13 was finally revealed

[Kiltrash]

Funeral Parlours start to measure for verticle coffins due to the influx off stiffs during the Pandemic...

[treadigraph]

BJ: I hear you're a newter...

KL: That was a vicious lie, I'm still an entire...

[MPN11]

“No, Ken, you can’t have a peerage. You’re on the wrong team.”

[622]

Slowing down ...so will call in 24 hours, or there abouts!

[fitliker]

Never mind the cut , feel the quality .
Good job the tailor left lots of room in the back as it might be difficult to put on with all those daggers in ones back

[fitliker]

Only 42 daggers in your back , I had the entire country wanting to stick it to me .

[fitliker]

Word to the wise my old mucker , if a man with a sword is asking you to bow .
You are not about to be knighted . You are about to get a new haircut minus your noggin .

[NutLoose]

Mmmm Nice quality material, Is it a Marks and Spencers?

[NutLoose]

Fancy a quick five fingered shuffle? it will increase your fertility Boris.

https://news.sky.com/story/male-masturbation-could-increase-chances-of-having-offspring-study-suggests-12897870

[Kiltrash]

Yes, then I ejected from Boris Force 1 and my back has never been the same again..

[jolihokistix]

Ken is unable to take a subtle hint.

[622]

OK, lets put Boris out of his misery ...

Runner up is MPN11 with: No, Ken, you can't have a peerage. You're on the wrong team.

...but this weeks winner is:

Big Pistons Forever with : Now now, no need to pout, 10% of the British electorate still want you as PM !

Well done ...and over to you!

[Big Pistons Forever]

Thanks, I will try to get something up tonight, my time zone

[Buster Hyman]

Thanks, I will try to get something up tonight, my time zone
"That's what Nutty said..."

[Big Pistons Forever]

:ouch: Guess I left myself wide open on that one :ugh:

[Big Pistons Forever]

Flight got canceled so I have time to post a picture. Have fun with this one, and Buster and Nutty, do try to be funny :p


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[Kiltrash]

When BPF saw the Pilot he had been paired with, descided it was safer to get out and walk

[Kiltrash]

Having left flight school, Mav was pleased to find the ice cream van was still there

[Kiltrash]

Specsavers descided a new long distance prescription was due.

[Dan Gerous]

The need to breed.

[Ascend Charlie]

"Was I getting IN or getting OUT....??"

[Kiltrash]

Our hero in TG3 gets all misty eyed..

[SLXOwft]

Thinks...'Better than viagra, I know I'll get one up!'

[Chu Chu]

Zelensky does

[Buster Hyman]

Zelensky: “Don’t say anything, but I think the Aussies accidentally sent us Supers!”

[jolihokistix]

Maverick tries again for a strike.

[Kiltrash]

Thinks, ...Hope they remembered my booster seat this time..

[Kiltrash]

After Kelly and Jenifer, wonder who the producers will get this time

[Kiltrash]

Fat chance of speeding in London, have you seen the state of the roads...

[Ascend Charlie]

"I wonder if the female pilot flying it next, will complain that I left the lid up?"

[Kiltrash]

Schofield feels the need to get away from it all ..

[622]

As the years take their toll .....Maverick seriously considers the Hong Kong rubber dog s*it posting...

[cavuman1]

Seeing that Mav has suffered "deer in the headlights" paralysis in the middle of the active runway, Cougar jams on the brakes of his Hornet and ejects!

- Ed

[NutLoose]

Ohh ****, it's that one, the broken down, over this hill, decrepit pile of Australia's worst, falling apart at the seams and fit for nothing.... Hmmm.... I wonder why they named it Buster?

[NutLoose]

Wait, this shot will never do, you can't see my watch

[NutLoose]

Bollox, the bags fallen off my Colostomy tube again..

[NutLoose]

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[NutLoose]

for a piss......

[Kiltrash]

Damm wildfire smoke, and there's me one kill from being a Ace.

[Kiltrash]

For a Weed ..hey man....said Dillan

[Kiltrash]

For a Cheeeese sandwich...have you seen flying rations...

[Kiltrash]

For a sequel

[Kiltrash]

For a sure fire winning caption

[Kiltrash]

For a religious person who don't mind the gender of the happy couple

[Kiltrash]

For a sponsor for the Sunglasses

[Kiltrash]

For a senior command that DO know their Elbow from their ar$e

[MPN11]

... for an offer from an Airline

[treadigraph]

For a... excuse me!

[Kiltrash]

Is a anagram of ELHENEDETEF....that's my alternate call sign

[Dan Gerous]

Ohh FFS, not another Twin Tub.

[Dan Gerous]

Heh Heh, I've just shat in Roosters helmet.

[NutLoose]

Where the heck is Goose…. Ohh damn I forgot, I killed him in the first film.

[Buster Hyman]

Geez! I’ve been waiting here for two hours! I hope this briefing is….wait, what’s that coming towards m……

[Kiltrash]

This is, of course, my Social Media profile picture. Helps me pull....

[Kiltrash]

Look Mav, you reached mandatory retirement age 6 years ago .. now act your age.
Look age is just a number, see Biden is still fit, active and has all his marbles.

[Kiltrash]

Today's mission is to spread Iceman's ashes over Miramar....any volunteers??

[Kiltrash]

Too close for missles switching to a evil stair

[NutLoose]

I was told that I was to accept a transient posting to the F-18 or leave the Navy, but Christ I just don't get it, this G string and stockings don't half ride up ones..

[NutLoose]

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[NutLoose]

to beat the crap out of the forecaster that told me we would have bright blue skies and no cloud

[FrankPilot]

for even higher shoe lifts!

[NutLoose]

to get my piles seen too.

[PAXboy]

to ignore all, and any, films with a certain male star ...

[Buster Hyman]

Need the feel! ...Damn my dyslexia!!!

[SLXOwft]

... for the honey wagon.

[SLXOwft]

... for an -F, then there'll be someone with an idea what's going on.

[NutLoose]

to go for a download.

[Wensleydale]

..or should that be "Nerd"?

[treadigraph]

Top Bun Marble Cake - feel the knead to make dough...

[treadigraph]

After "Tailhook" it became "feel the knee"...

[NutLoose]

to see who was in the barrel

[Kiltrash]

. to smack Buster in the mouth .. said Nutty out loud...
or vice a versa

[Kiltrash]

Being partnered with Captain ' Need ' was not the best choice

[MPN11]

... need that Zelensky guy to call and offer me a contact.

[NutLoose]

To drop and give her 50

[Sue Vêtements]

He was unaware that the middle letter had fallen off the front of his helmet

[SLXOwft]

Mave and Rick: Feel the need to self identify as non-binary.

[Big Pistons Forever]

Judging tomorrow

[Kiltrash]

...to take part in the Trooping the Color flypast... Well I am a honoury Brit and want a gong to add to my collection .

[Kiltrash]

...to see the crew chief and enquire why my plane was NOT ready to go with the rest of my squadron. And hit him/her/ them with my helmet..

[Kiltrash]

...to get a longer crew ladder fitted.. .

[Buster Hyman]

"SHOW ME THE DUNNY!!!...it was a long flight..."

[ShyTorque]

Hurry up and take the godammed picture, this stepladder is wobbly!

[Chu Chu]

A needy pilot. Is the Pope Catholic?

[Kiltrash]

.. to time warp back to 2023 and see what the fuss was all about.... Said Captain Apollo

[Kiltrash]

...to find why the Navy had to do things differently...I mean splayed undercarriage?? How camp is that

[Big Pistons Forever]

And the winner is (cue the Danger Zone song) .......

Sue Vetements with

He was unaware that the middle letter had fallen off the front of his helmet

The good news is the CAPCOM trophy is on the way, the bad news is it is on the plane carrying the dog shyte

[Kiltrash]

One day the AirForce won't need Pilots...and today is not that day.

[Kiltrash]

Overlap...congrats Sue...
K

[MPN11]

Ah, if only I had seen the film[s]. Need to get out more!.

[SLXOwft]

I'm feeling the need for a photo to caption.:\

[Kiltrash]

Ah Maverick, just what were you doing?
Well we were in a negative Inverted 4G dive with a Mig 28 ( that looks suspiciously like a F5, but that's not important right now).
And then what??
I was Communicating with a middle finger...
No you weren't, you were Mooning at the pilot, Kim has released the photographs of your arse rising over Uranus...

[fdr]

"Feel the knead", why fighter pilots make good Pizza cooks in their follow on careers.

[jolihokistix]

Congatulations on the winner!
C'mon Sue, where are you?

[MPN11]

Congatulations on the winner!
C'mon Sue, where are you?Changing into clean Vetements?

[SLXOwft]

I have PMed SV assuming no one else has.

[artee]

I have PMed SV assuming no one else has.
I PM'd earlier - no response. Maybe Big Pistons could nominate a second prize.

[Kiltrash]

May I offer up a quicky. Call in 24 hours unless Sue or BPF come on??
https://cimg9.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune.org-vbulletin/800x450/_130120912_222717af6be4812c64ac9002059d9f3cfef2d96a_d26f7ef4 a5bfb9d397861506bb34e9a679e1c989.jpg

Pr Louis in the Balcony for the Flypast

[SLXOwft]

Louis was disappointed there were no A-10s, as he loves a chopped Hawg.

[NutLoose]

Louis playing out his role as Caesar was just about to give Kiltrash two thumbs down ending his gladiatorial picture posting career.

[Big Pistons Forever]

I am good with leaving Kiltrash's picture up.

My Caption

Buster, Nutty, and an unimpressed sister in their younger years....

[treadigraph]

Prince Louis had his own way of indicating a follow through...

[fitliker]

The children make fart noises now to honour our old Dukes traditional salute to the working class from the balcony .
Traditions must be kept up .

[fdr]

Louis! Stop channelling Clarkson!

[treadigraph]

Up the workers!

[andytug]

"All we hear is.....Radio Ga Ga....."

[Wensleydale]

"My dad used to fly choppers".

[sealo0]

… but but daddy I still want to be a Train Driver!

or

Louis …but but daddy I still want to be a Train Driver

wills …. I’ve told you before stop reading that PPRuNe web site

[SLXOwft]

Mummy, Daddy says this one means insert chocks and tiedowns.

[622]

Louis is announced as honoury Colonel to the Hells Angels!

[622]

Louis's attempt to get a Mexican wave going fails again!