Caption Competition Mk III

[SLXOwft]

I think I qualify for Nutty's invitation.So here is a new target of opportunity. (For non-UK contributors the person on the left is likely to be the UK's next prime minister)

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[treadigraph]

You put your left wing in...

[sealo0]

Mr Hindsight pointing out the bleeding obvious

[Confusious]

My high-vis jacket is not fitting.

[Ascend Charlie]

"Watch out, Delvene, he's going for your right tit!"

[[email protected]]

Kier Starmer - And this is the area where we have stored all Boris' lies for reference in case he makes a comeback.

Lady on the right - You're going to need a bigger hangar.

[NutLoose]

Can't afford that, can't afford that..

[NutLoose]

Sorry, we weren't expecting you when we were told we had a VIP visiting, hence the blue tabbard.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Here at the AIRTC, we think yellow is so yesterday as hi-vis.

[622]

Look love, all I'm saying is why does mine have to be blue......

[622]

Who stole my YoYo ?

[Wensleydale]

"We don't have any sensible policies, so if you can also bring your union members out on strike then we may have a better chance of winning an election".

[622]

Darth Starmer tries to use his powers on the unsuspecting worker....

[NutLoose]

Iv'e been winging it my whole career.

[NutLoose]

So your'e the KFC of the aviation industry, except you just do wings.

[Buster Hyman]

"Not like that...like that!"

[622]

Great ...I will take those wings, now can you point me to the local church ...I need some prayers!

[Buster Hyman]

Doris was annoyed that nobody told her about the elevated catwalk otherwise, she'd never have worn the dress!

[Buster Hyman]

"...and over here, we have a great set of flaps..."

[NutLoose]

Sod the safe and united world crap, show me where you are building our new fighter aircraft.

[NutLoose]

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[MPN11]

"I also play a mean game of Basketball ..."

[MPN11]

"Are you related to Rishi? He wears short trousers too."

[NutLoose]

No, seriously, Corbyn really is only this tall..

[treadigraph]

Lady on the right - You're going to need a bigger hangar.

...to keep all your flip flops in

[Kiltrash]

Yes Nutty was incapacitated in the toilet, having eaten all of Kiltrash's Porridge. So you will have to make do with me...

[Kiltrash]

Lady in the hi viz on the left, or was it right, is proud to be made the next PM of the UK

[Kiltrash]

Sir Kier proudly shows the factory space where he would house the Asylum Seekers to Braverman..

[Kiltrash]

....and this will be the prison we house that mad bit..person who was in charge of the SNP...oh and her husband and treasurer

[Kiltrash]

...at last, i'm famous, I finally get a Cap Comp...all about me...
tomorrow ... THE WORLD ..

[Kiltrash]

This factory makes the left wings, so I'm told, gawd knows where they make the right wings though..DILLIGAF...

[Buster Hyman]

Down there is where the common people work. Work is something they do that generates income for the government. I don’t know exactly how that happens as its rather complicated but regardless of that, try not to engage with them.
okay, the next section involves Unionists! Nasty bunch in there…

[NutLoose]

Stop...right there, okay, can someone please get a photograph of that manhole cover, I would like to send it to my predecessor.

[NutLoose]

Get away... really? you're related to Diane Abbott, who knew, you appear so intelligent.

[NutLoose]

OK...So you will photoshop the person in a wheelchair in here, so I meet the diversity requirements for our parties literature.

[NutLoose]

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[NutLoose]

So let me get this right, he rivets, she bucks, they watch and them over there are on their lunch break, you have certainly got your sexes covered.

Pardon?

[Kiltrash]

Yes, the Local Government elections, I suppose you can't be arsed...said the female with the pineapple on her head..

[Kiltrash]

Well yes I am escorting you round this factory...on May 6th...and no i didn't get a invite either to the Coronation...

[Kiltrash]

Well no we would not have been here if Shy had managed to sort his Mobile device either..

[Kiltrash]

The 'elf and safety Manager in the factory obviously has a sense of humour...😄..( well that's a first )
I mean putting Sir Kier in a Blue Hi Viz..

[Kiltrash]

To show he is a man of the people, Sir Kier explains to the 3 centre backs just how he expects Airbus to beat Boeing in the annual ...we're better than you ..football competition

[Chu Chu]

Hoskins, when I said we needed to call in labor . . .

[Buster Hyman]

"...and on this side are the Prayers. Of course, we will need both to be effective for us at the next election..."

[Hydromet]

Yes, this is where we'll be making the new KFC Labour pack - it's all left wings and a-holes.

[jolihokistix]

And this here is the exact spot where Jezbollah sadly fell over the railings.

[Kiltrash]

The man at the back was sooo glad for his industrial strength ear plugs . I mean have you EVER believed anything a Politician said .

[Kiltrash]

Well I saw Mick Dundee do this with a mad charging Bull once...and this is how I control my Deputy...

[Kiltrash]

Sir Keir pat's invisiboy on the head when it's shown to him... the first combat Terminator will be a game changer when he grows up ...BAE ask for a further £745 m to go into full production

[[email protected]]

And over there is the large naughty step where Dominic Raab will be living.........

[Kiltrash]

...and compared to the London Luton DART terminal this area is positively Palaciel...
or the Croydon Whitgift Centre..

Yes I have been through and used the DART service ..and they paid £300m 😄😄

[Wensleydale]

Of course I don't bully my staff: they are all union members and so they tell me what to do
.

[Kiltrash]

...and here we have the Production line especially developed for Kiltrash Cap Comp Quotes. And very productive it is too...

[Kiltrash]

AHH AHH AHH Staying Alive ...Staying Alive
oh sorry I thought we were here to promote Defribulator kits in the workplace.

[[email protected]]

And on your left, the deep pit of despair where the Tories keep on digging.........

[Kiltrash]

Now that the lower and upper house have moved to ( pick your own town/ village that is not London) I can't believe what they have done with Westminster Hall .

[Confusious]

Don't worry luv, you're probably too young to appreciate my Tommy Cooper impression.

[Kiltrash]

When I was last in New York, I taught the Globetrotters all they knew about ... Cricket .

[Kiltrash]

When I'm in no 10 I WILL have a big red button just here....like my good friend Kim...no need for Letters of Last Resort..

[treadigraph]

...and I built all of those before breakfast...

[Dan Gerous]

There I was, nothing on the clock but the makers name, when I spotted your airfield.

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[treadigraph]

well, an aeroplane is often considered to be a she - even though it might have a penis...

[SLXOwft]

Judging tomorrow evening A.

[cavuman1]

And with a wave of his hand, Sir Kier caused half of British economy to vaporize, followed shortly by his political career.

- Ed

[NutLoose]

Look at that, the shakes went along with Corbyn.

[NutLoose]

Byyyyyy the power offfff Greyskull, nope that didn’t work either.

[NutLoose]

Under Labour our plan is to nationalise the company, throw billions at it to make it one of the one of the worlds leading aerospace companies, then sell it off to some foreign investment company for peanuts, who will transfer the skills and technology abroad..

[Buster Hyman]

"...and further to my credentials & industry knowledge, on our right are the Diving planes for the new AUKUS Subs, and on our left is..."

[Kiltrash]

These are not the Droids you are looking for.

[Kiltrash]

Yes and this explains why the control point of our flying machines is called the Bridge as Cockpit is so un PC...

[Kiltrash]

With regret slaves, oops sorry a simple slip of the tongue, you are of course valued and respected workers, I was unfortunately reverting to Old Labour thoughts.

[Kiltrash]

You expect me, as a Politician, to work weekends??

[Confusious]

Vote for us and I promise that all your family will be welcome.

[NutLoose]

I might be Labour through and through, but look at these nails, they have never seen a days Labouring in their life.

[NutLoose]

By now I would have expected at least a goodies bag hanging on here or even a smart watch.

[NutLoose]

Please stop describing your increase in productivity as momentum, that word conjures up distaste in my mouth.

[Kiltrash]

In the absence of approved PPE that the Government cocked up the supply off you have to maintain a 2 meter exclusion zone.

[Kiltrash]

Yes this is how steady my drinking hand is...never spilt a drop, especially when I'm in a works meeting..

[Kiltrash]

Mrs Starmer washed my left sleeve in Viagra...again.

[Kiltrash]

This is my Bridge hand...no not cards you clot, Snooker.

[Buster Hyman]

"...and with my right hand, I start slapping the... never mind..."

[NutLoose]

They told me I would reach dizzy heights in the Labour Party, but I never expected to reach.. what? Fifty feet?

[Kiltrash]

Can we hurry up please, I have a memorial for Stephen Lawrence followed by a support for Eid in Luton to go to...there is a local government election on so all votes are needed.

[MPN11]

"So I jump off here? OK, goodbye."

[Confusious]

Crikey, your head's in a fuzz, come join us.

[Confusious]

Shh everyone, I'm sure that I almost felt a wind rush.

[NutLoose]

Ok that should just about wrap up the visit, once my Met Police security detail down there have finished rifling through your vending machines for cash and goods for their retirement fund we’ll be on our way.

[Ascend Charlie]

"..and by using The Force, I can make your hair stand on end! Oooh, look at that, your trousers lifted up a bit too!"

[treadigraph]

This is where I keep all my empty promises...

[SLXOwft]

High standard of entries as always but special mentions for:

Nutty : 'OK...So you will photoshop the person in a wheelchair in here, so I meet the diversity requirements for our parties literature.'
Kiltrash: 'Yes and this explains why the control point of our flying machines is called the Bridge as Cockpit is so un PC.' and
'...at last, i'm famous, I finally get a Cap Comp...all about me...
tomorrow ... THE WORLD .'

Special ingenuity prize:
Confusious: 'Shh everyone, I'm sure that I almost felt a wind rush.'

2nd Place
crab@... : 'And over there is the large naughty step where Dominic Raab will be living.........'
The winner is 622 with: ' Who stole my YoYo ?'

The CST will be gliding over to you shortly.

[622]

Many thanks,

Lets go with this...

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[Sue Vêtements]

Hey look. You can see up the skirt of that girl n the previous competition

[fitliker]

Klingons on the starboard bow or Clingons ?

[fitliker]

Nothing like the bracing blast of cold sea water on yer mug to refresh those parts that beer cannot reach .

[Buster Hyman]

Are you sure he's rated for a crosswind landing Bertie?

[Buster Hyman]

I say Bertie! This looks like a hairline crack around the window!
Nothing to worry about Ginger!

[Buster Hyman]

It's no use I'm afraid. I just can't get this Getty Graffiti off the hull.

[Buster Hyman]

Can't we just pre pay the Toll?

[Kiltrash]

Who farted??

[Kiltrash]

Damm decompression in the cabin

[Kiltrash]

I prefer to be sucked off rather than out..

[Kiltrash]

Nope still can't get a signal, is that why I didn't get the UK Arert Message??...
We're in Florida Algy...

[Kiltrash]

No this is not how triplets come out..

[Kiltrash]

I just wish BOAC would just stop changing their colour scheme ..

[Kiltrash]

Is their any way to make this bigger?? ....asked Fatty Arbuckle...

[Chu Chu]

Early tests suggested that emergency evacuation provisions might require further thought.

[cavuman1]

The Irish Findemna triplets exclaimed: "Being born by Caesarian section hasn't had much effect on our lives, other than that when we exit an aircraft, we go out through the window!"*

- Ed

* Idea courtesy of Steven Wright

[Confusious]

As the engineer's strike gathered pace, the management sent a clear message out that they too can get the job done.

[Kiltrash]

Air India learns from the railway.

[Kiltrash]

Japanese metro pusher gets a job with the airlines

[Kiltrash]

621 in a Pan Am 314. One more for the record ...

[Chu Chu]

Tom and Joe will be here soon. But remind my why we're doing this?

The captain said she wanted to have a man in every port.

[Kiltrash]

Jeremy wished he went by Avanti West Coast instead

[Kiltrash]

The Police investigates the Gem theft from the BA Cargo Centre....they think it was a inside job.

[Kiltrash]

The King's Coronation Coach gets a final brush up ...
But it's a plane sir .
Well there's your problem .

[Kiltrash]

No wonder it would not pressurise sir, Hoskins has the contract to be the window supplier. He sent Square ones....again...
think he should have been a Children's TV Presenter

[fitliker]

Someone did not get the memo about a fragrance free work place .

The smell of Brut and beans is just too much for some , for others it is a way of life .

[Kiltrash]

No that's confirmed sir, only nine thousand nine hundred and ninety nine rivits in close formation....still no sign of the mythical Golden one ..

[Kiltrash]

Look at these evenly spaced bullet holes sir, looks like Jerry has the FW109 Synchronization sorted..

[Chu Chu]

Why are you leaving the forward window frame empty?

We have to -- that's the black hole.

[Buster Hyman]

Maintenance Log: Reports from the Cabin regarding sudden shifts to Port on taxi...

[Ascend Charlie]

The Navy's Mardi Gras float was nearly ready, just need some wheels and some more poo**ers.


(That's "pooshers" )

[Wensleydale]

Brian regretted paying extra for a Window Seat.

[jolihokistix]

The inspectors tapped on the boaty hull, struggling over the designation. Should it be a seaplane, a floatplane or a flying boat? And she needed a name!

[Kiltrash]

The first submersible tourist boat for the Great Barrier Reef Experience is almost ready for its first test drive.

[Kiltrash]

Mr Plimsole, why is their a line painted above the windows??

[Kiltrash]

Windows 10 is upgraded to Win11. However some user still can't get their heads round it.

[Kiltrash]

Boaty McBoatface.....now there's a name we didn't expect the Public would vote for.

[ricketyback]

Goodness me Charles - try and cut down on the baked beans and cabbage - that is rotten!!!

[sealo0]

“Good Morning Children on Play School today, we have the Square Window…. With round corners… oh dear designers never change do they!

[Buster Hyman]

The Teachers at the Canine Training Centre really took their job seriously!

[[email protected]]

Lieutenants Johnson and Scrinson decide theirs is going to be the best Taranto Night everrrrr

[[email protected]]

Doors, doors, we definitely should have included doors Carstairs....

[MPN11]

The Navigators were not impressed with their work stations.

[Confusious]

Ryanair passengers can now pay extra to help with the pre-flight inspection.

[Confusious]

Looks like they're all feeling bit under spar.

[Kiltrash]

Damm you MPN....
At Waddington the initial Lancaster Bomb Aimer training batch get ready for the course to start.

[Kiltrash]

Mythbuster look at how to speed up boarding and find having 6 entrances on the right side was the way to go...First customer Ryanair ...

[Kiltrash]

Airbus offer pre landing showers for the First Class passengers at Rose Bay ...only one slight inconvenience to sort out.

[MPN11]

The Boffins had an idea about confusing German radar, but struggled to find a name for it.

[Buster Hyman]

Is he back yet? I'm sick to death of smoking these Kippers every morning!

[NutLoose]

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[NutLoose]

You could always identify the Supermarine Calcutta by the cases of deli belly forcing the pax to take advantage of the fresh air.

[NutLoose]

Ryan air dispense with the windows allowing an extra pax to be carried.

[NutLoose]

Air Rome prepares for the fitment of oars in the Galley.

[treadigraph]

His colleagues were getting more than a little fed up with Fitter Formby's constant recitations of "When I'm Cleaning Windows"...

[NutLoose]

When I booked a window seat I had visions of looking out of it, not sitting on it.

[NutLoose]

Smithers did not like the way the wings had been strapped on, but it explained the label mid cabin saying do not undo the strap.

[NutLoose]

Smithers and several others rued putting their name down for the fish course after being told by the RyanAir steward to put their heads out of the window to catch their lunches.


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[MPN11]

“Size matters”, said Tiny Hoskins after the photo upgrade.

[Big Pistons Forever]

Ahh the good old days of British manufacturing. One worker to fit the nut plate, one manager to supervise the fitting of said nut plate and the union steward to make sure only the designated fitter of nut plates and no one else, was employed on this job.

[Chu Chu]

And if sea levels rise by two meters . . .

[NutLoose]

In those days window wipers were a manual affair.

[Kiltrash]

If this is the effin sponson, just how big is the aircraft??

[Kiltrash]

Cameron was surprised just how clean and free of detritus was the hull of the Titanic after 100 years when he raised it

[Kiltrash]

...and just why would the toilet windows need curtains?

[Kiltrash]

These first class sleeping pods are a great idea, pity they got metric and imperial sizes all mixed up

[Kiltrash]

Mr E Bacon wishes he had not put his name to this design...

[Kiltrash]

At Los Alamos the safety in the early experiments on the pile were perhaps not taken as seriously as they should

[Wensleydale]

"If it was a submarine, I'd be worried".

[Wensleydale]

A design inspired by HMS Victory.

[Confusious]

Cambridge said that winning the boat race next year will be plane sailing.

[jolihokistix]

"My God, this is riveting!"

[Buster Hyman]

Britains own Philadelphia Experiment had the same results!

[sealo0]

Shorty decided this was the result of too many Singapore slings

[Kiltrash]

Well that's the finishing touches all done....now if only the wing, engine, cockpit and tail teams were as efficient as my group.

[Kiltrash]

These Asylum Seekers now upgrade to a monohull speedboat to outrun the Border Farce efforts to stop them..

[Kiltrash]

The AAIB report summaries said that " To many holes all lined up at the wrong time..." And " The accident was inevitable "

[Kiltrash]

Attenborough voice
... and here we see Aviation Museum Curators being born...

*Credit Ryan Szemeski curator USS New Jersey Battleship Memorial and Museum.. and a great chap he is too

[SLXOwft]

With sixty seconds of their observation test left, Smith and Brown still hadn't identified what was missing even though I gave them a big clue by opening mine.

[SLXOwft]

Oi you scruffy herberts, why aren't you wearing your safety caps?

[NutLoose]

Prepare to do a fly by and fire a broadside at them.

[NutLoose]

The Great Waldo announces a World first, the airborne multi barrelled human cannon display team...

[[email protected]]

What do you mean we're going to need a bigger boat???

[[email protected]]

I say Mitchell old man, I know we said we needed a seaplane for the Schneider Trophy but we had rather imagined something a little more racy than this.......

[Dan Gerous]

Well that's one less rivet flying in loose formation

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[MPN11]

Bert carefully wrote … “Emergency Exit, Cut Here” … in his best handwriting.

[Buster Hyman]

Qatar Airways leave no stone unturned when inspecting the paint on any new aircraft!

[Kiltrash]

Have you seen the price for replacement Double Glazed windows....Passenger safety and comfort is our priority..

[Kiltrash]

You can hardly see the join...said Eric ( Morcombe )

[Kiltrash]

With regret the Government cancelled the project.. that's ok said Mr Boeing, we will go with a private venture.

[Kiltrash]

Better hurry up, they are about to fill the tank with water .

[Kiltrash]

So...where's the Whak a Mole hammer ...

[Chu Chu]

There was a narrow window to inspect the age hardening rivets.

[MPN11]

Even at this stage, Hoskins Aviation hadn’t decided on the landing gear configuration.

[Dan Gerous]

Hey Jimmy, this isnae whit a meant when a said a wanted a windy seat.

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[Kiltrash]

Great idea chiefly,,,,telling the wing walkers to wear skirts so the pilot can tell the wind direction..

[Kiltrash]

Hurry up lads, if we want to make the Coronation Flypast .. don't worry there will be another one in a couple of years.

[Ascend Charlie]

"Updating Windows 37 is a pain, I wonder if Windows 98 will be any better?"

[Confusious]

Gosh, this is what happens when one asks the council to fix the portholes in Buckinghamshire.

[sealo0]

Right next job paint it yellow

[622]

OK, beginning to slow up...so will call it later today.

.....last orders!

[treadigraph]

.

.....last orders!
Blimey is it that time already? I only just finished brekkers, haven't ordered a pint yet... :\

[Confusious]

Bloody CAA here nit picking again!

[Buster Hyman]

Blimey Carruthers! This IFE is intense!!!

[Kiltrash]

You still think these holes in your cage will keep us safe from 1million volts Mr Faraday??

[Kiltrash]

Lube ,,, more lube was the cry in almost every episode of Mythbusters.

[Kiltrash]

The AAIB later suggested Mr Magoo was not the best person for final inspection on the assembly line .

[622]

Right ...lets put this to bed and crack on with a fresh one...

As always some great entries .....I could award the CST many times over ....but I have whittled it down to :

Runner Up is Kiltrash with:
Mr Plimsole, why is their a line painted above the windows??

..but the Winner is MPN11 with :
The Boffins had an idea about confusing German radar, but struggled to find a name for it.

Well done ...and over to you!

[MPN11]

Oooh … thank you, 622. Please give me an hour or so, as I’m a bit busy atm. I won’t be long!

[treadigraph]

No rush MPN11, I'm heading down to the pub again, this time I am having a few pints!

[Kiltrash]

Mrs MPN won't let him back to his devices till he has serviced her.
Oh that's a caption I could use later . Damm

Congrats that man..

[MPN11]

My profuse apologies for the delay ... Dinner is served ... damn, it won't load ... Wait. Out.

No, none of them want to load. OPEN HOUSE

:suspect:

[MPN11]

Ah so ... there's the answer [I hope] ... no, I can't upload, even using a screenshot of what I planned to post. Weird!

[MPN11]

Yay ... eventually!

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[Self loading bear]

Rich deposits of rare-earth metals found.

[Self loading bear]

The most decorated IT-helpdesk employees of the month pose together with all time high client. MPN11 takes a relaxed pose but smiles a bit uncomfortably….

[cavuman1]

Ah So! From pot stickers to pot metal! (I ruv my decolations!)

- Ed

[treadigraph]

The Syrups. A new annual international award dedicated those sporting the most implausible hairpiece.

[fitliker]

Real Shuriken go in edge first , those must be the Velcro practice Shuriken throwing stars .

[fitliker]

What are the brown star awards for ? Catching or pitching ?

[Big Pistons Forever]

Daddy, why did my last Birthday party have all different Generals ?

[Ascend Charlie]

To entertain his daughter, Kim Chee, Yung Fat Wun brought in Korea's version of the Wiggles, called The Jiggles. They don't move much. With all those medals on, the old ones can only move their bowels.

[Buster Hyman]

Norks Got Talent finalists Dinner

[Buster Hyman]

The most decorated Generals have figured it gives them a better than even chance against the AA guns.

[Ascend Charlie]

The Maître D' and his 6 best waiters are ready to serve the Fat Wun family.

[jolihokistix]

"Sorry to mention them again, but you really do have a terrific set of norks!"

[treadigraph]

What's Chuck Yeager doing in the picture?

[Kiltrash]

Think Deliveroo got our order from MaccyD slightly Wong...

[Kiltrash]

...and in North Korea this is how even the peasants eat.. in their dreams.

[Kiltrash]

Even the waiter joined them for the group photo....when all he wanted was a doggy bag to take some scraps home for his starving well nourished and cared for family..

[Kiltrash]

Every day another banquet with one of my children....but it appears next Wednesday is free...so we invade Japan then..

[Kiltrash]

Past winners of the Mastels gather for the Champions dinner. Invite the scoregirls as well

[Buster Hyman]

"Not so Ronery now eh Muddaf*ckers!!!"

[Wensleydale]

Another tip for the Employee of the Month.

[Confusious]

Kim's entry for the best decorated table at the local garden fete.

[NutLoose]

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[NutLoose]

Kim Jong Un hosts the annual waiter of the year awards

[NutLoose]

Don't worry ve have noted his black jacket event ewor and he will form part of the evenwings later entertainment

[Confusious]

Due to strained trading relations, Grecian 2000 can only be imported in one colour.

[Wensleydale]

In Pyongyang, it has been reported that the ducks have been replaced in several funfair shooting galleries...

[Wensleydale]

Further evidence of a food shortage in North Korea emerges (although alcohol stocks are said not to be affected).

[Kiltrash]

Didn't expect such a stringent dress code..
at McDonalds..
Or
Monday mess night..

[fdr]

Had they known the medals were aiming markers, the amusement factor would have been lessened.

[Kiltrash]

Well if I'n not wanted at the Kings Coronation, I'll have one mu self..said Harry

[fdr]

What's Chuck Yeager doing in the picture?

trying to sell the F-20 still...

[Confusious]

"Why is there a fat, chain smoking alcoholic on the top table of our healthy living and mindfulness convention?"

[Wensleydale]

Mixed reactions on State TV to the new series of "I'm a General: Get Me Out of Here".

[fitliker]

Just a little Wafer , bomb appetite

[Buster Hyman]

The Barber Shop Octet smiled bravely as the AA guns fired in the lane behind the restaurant...

[NutLoose]

Hmmm, should I push beloved leaders rug forward for him, his sideburns have slipped up awound his forehead

[NutLoose]

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[NutLoose]

Korea hold their first round of Strictly Come Prancing.

[sealo0]

NK line up for the next Completely Pointless Medal Wearing Competition.

[Kiltrash]

Kim reacts to the good news, for him, the next US Presidential Election will be between 2 old....friends... Of his country



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[Kiltrash]

State TV descided on announcing the results first of the 2025 North Korean Free Elections..

[Kiltrash]

The BBC later regretted broadcasting a fresh series of Kim'll fix it...

[Kiltrash]

The Cap Comp judging panel gather excitedly for Kiltrash to stop sending efforts...now if only Google Translate would get the grammar right...

[Wensleydale]

In a new venture, The Pyongyang Sun starts its "Spot the Bullet" competition. Readers have to put a cross where they think the sniper's bullet will land...the closest will win a day's supply of cat food.

[Kiltrash]

The flight and cabin crew of the President's C150 ..