Caption Competition Mk III

[NutLoose]

In a bid to bolster numbers the RAF arm the Link Trainers.

[fitliker]

Converted from the early versions of hydraulic mechanical bull , apparently still has the various smells of tourists ,strippers and Bullseat Artists

Maybe they can last more eights seconds sitting internally rather than hanging on bare back of the unconverted hydraulic bull .

[treadigraph]

It was such a dog-eat-dog atmosphere at Matthew and Son, staff armoured their office chairs...

[Kiltrash]

As the Circus rolled into town, little Johnny persuaded his dad to upgrade his chances at the duck shooting gallery

[treadigraph]

Knife crime against pensioners in London SE5 had became so rife, Heath Robinson designed the Camberwell OAP Defence Gun Emplacement Runaround (CODGER) - part mobility scooter, part shopping trolley and part instrument of divine retribution.

[Kiltrash]

Martin Bakers first attempt at a Zero - Zero seat.

[treadigraph]

Red Bull breaks your wings...

[Kiltrash]

Captain Old Fart DFC and Bar gets set to take out the village e- scooter miscreants

[Kiltrash]

Farmer John, pops up from the Cattle trough to stop the Rustlers.

[Kiltrash]

...calls to his wife to bring more hot water for his bath, and waits for the shower to be designed

[Kiltrash]

Shouts to the man pushing him....
" Slow down, just over flown the Jaguar."

[Kiltrash]

At the Annual Duxford Show all the aircraft are pushed out the hangers to be proudly shown to the paying public

Hoskins was not happy he drew the Line..Sorry Link
or
Hanger 2 complained this was still " work in progress "

[Wensleydale]

"Bl**dy Cherokees again!!"

[[email protected]]

Boris rolls out his last-ditch attempt to control the Indian variant of Covid 19 in Bolton..........

[Kiltrash]

The Transport Secretary is pleased to announce the shake up of British Rail by providing individual carriage pods.

[Kiltrash]

Well we designed the new fighter round the surplus mine coal wagons when Maggie closed the pits.

[Kiltrash]

On the Golf range Hoskins get a new job collecting the balls. The owner explained this way we got round the requirement to close during collections for employee safety.

[Kiltrash]

Winkle logs type no 489.

[Kiltrash]

Fred and Barney develop the Aerocar. Well it is only 1,000,000 BC.

[Ninthace]

While flying under bridges is a ripping wheeze, you should draw the line at canal bridges, Hoskins.

[NutLoose]

It's the RAF's attempt to recoup some of your training costs, you need to put a shilling in the slot.

[NutLoose]

Bob takes his bog to war...




Don't tell him..

[NutLoose]

We call it the Vickers fun bus.

[NutLoose]

Smithers knew war was not fun, but deep down he knew he was in for a rollercoaster of a ride.

[Dan Gerous]

The rail tracks at RAF Leuchars came in handy when going on leave.

[treadigraph]

Private trains were to be allowed on HS2 and Heath Robinson had just the thing to ensure the track ahead was clear...

[Dan Gerous]

BAe Rep "... and for reconnaissance you can operate a drone from his head".

[Dan Gerous]

Plywood for the airframe, and 2 ply for the crew.

[treadigraph]

How Fred Perry developed such a formidable forehand...

[Dan Gerous]

BAe Rep still on his sales pitch, "...and for short field performance you can use tail gunner RATO, Recoil Assisted Take Off".

[treadigraph]

Q Branch had produced many extraordinarily useful gadgets for his missions but even 007 was at a loss to know how to put this device to good use...

[Ninthace]

Trouble is, after every burst we have to wheel him back from St Pancras.

[Ascend Charlie]

The cleaners always hated going in after Cholmondoley had sat there going "Ttthhhhpppppp...dakka dakka...ttthhhhhppppp..."and filling the cockpit with spit and other precious bodily fluids.

[treadigraph]

Bernie the Bolt goes on holiday...

[cattletruck]

The birth of the BAe business model began by selling children's coin operated ride machines to the military for billions of dollars.

[Kiltrash]

Obviously photoshopped when in hover mode..., no jet efflux on the ground

[Kiltrash]

Maxim takes his MG37 and plans to upgrade to Big Bertha

[Kiltrash]

Dammit...Missed again,... please can you move the fish barrel closer...

[Kiltrash]

Instructor.... Why haven't you fired??
Student... Sir you said to hold your fire till I could see the whites of their eye's.....He's wearing dark sunglasses.

[Kiltrash]

Right lets see how turbulence affects his aim, on the count of 3 all grab the trainer and shake it...

[Kiltrash]

Is this dangerous to fly??
This?? No its the control for the MQ9 Drone in Afghanistan.

[Wensleydale]

I wanted to fly a Sopwith Camel, and all I got was the hump!!

[Buster Hyman]

This is our new reconnaissance aircraft. We call it the Box Brownie.
After the Camera?
No, because we s**t ourselves everytime we go up in it!

[Buster Hyman]

Early rail guns lacked oomph.

[c52]

[[ caption in search of a photo:

Our very own 351st Air Refueling Squadron was awarded the Gen. Carl A. Spaatz Trophy for being the best ARS in the Air Force!
(RAF Mildenhall Facebook page, May 18th)

slightly sorry to post in the midst of a competition ]]

[Kiltrash]

This? Picked it up at Brighton Pier. Think it was used to scare the Seagulls away from your chips.

[Kiltrash]

Dick said the last thing he remembered was getting The Pigeon in his sights, then Penelope swooped past putting him off his aim. Only later on the walk round he discovered there had been a bird strike.

[NutLoose]

The escape from Stalag 15 was thwarted by a lack of resources and a big hedge.

[NutLoose]

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[NutLoose]

The Flat Hat Society was formed after attempting to push "volunteers" into their new weapons of war.

[Kiltrash]

Damm think I just shot away my propellor.

[Kiltrash]

In Brooklands, Aircraftsman Prune was found to be stealing a Vimy, one piece at a time.

[Kiltrash]

Policeman on intersection points duty takes red light jumpers seriously

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

And so son, that's why it's been known as the Guard's van ever since

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Things were at a bit of a stalemate because Hoskins refused to put his feet out into the slipstream and pedal.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Wow! This thing handles like it's on rails!

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Ordered to patrol the Hindenberg Line, Algy had got quite the wrong end of the stick.

[NutLoose]

Algie was thankful that when he was posted onto ground attack he never got Jaguars.

[Kiltrash]

Forgot to shake my medicine this morning, should take care of that.

[ShyTorque]

You’ve all heard about the term fuselage? Well this is a fusesmall.

[NutLoose]

The Central Flying School during WW1 was brutal, when you were chopped, you were chopped.

[cavuman1]

The Sopwith Camel ejection pod was an unqualified success, except for the wheels which had a tendency to roll it into enemy trenches.

- Ed

[c52]

Trainee soldier from A Country Which We Do Not Respect: "And when I want to retreat, can I turn my seat around to face the way I'm going?"

-- "Oh, there's no time for that - we retreat facing backwards."

[Ninthace]

I got this with the first issue of the magazine, only 2 years to go and I will have the whole plane.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Not a caption

For those interested, here's Captain Blackadder having a go in it.

Incredibly realistic flight simulator

[Kiltrash]

VSO off to the left, " I say Mr Hill, it appears your daughter Hazel has sorted guns synchronisation, now if only Ms Shilling could sort the coughing engines..

[Kiltrash]

During the hottest summer ever Hoskins gets ready with the water canon to protect his corn field.

[Kiltrash]

Farmer John takes drastic action to protect his Scarecrow from further damage done by....the Crows.

[treadigraph]

Private Baldrick's only cunning plan of any merit enabled Blackadder to deal firmly with Captain Darling...

[Chu Chu]

Things seem to be slowing down, so I'll call this one tonight (as silly as it seems to call it that).

[c52]

First prototype of the 'mobile lounge' favoured at some airports.

[c52]

"If you can make it work on just one rail, we can call it a 'monorail' and then all practical shortcomings will be forgiven."

[c52]

Young men always prefer to sit at the front of driverless trains and pretend to be the driver.

[c52]

"You've not only run over the marshaller, you've got his head and shoulders caught in your contraption."

[c52]

"When fully developed, it'll be the world's first combine harvester. We just need to add functions for reaping, threshing, gathering, and winnowing."

-- "And lay railway tracks in all the world's grain fields."

[SASless]

Big Bertha....nay Lad this is Lil Burper!

[c52]

"VNE is 25 mph. The only indication you have of speed is that your cap flies off at 27 mph."

[c52]

"Wow, that really is a gap that needs to be minded!"

[NutLoose]

Irish F1 car disqualified for having no wings.

[c52]

"A green light in the cockpit means your undercarriage is safe to land on, so you're going to be stopping soon. A green light outside the cockpit means full speed ahead. Is that clear?"

[Kiltrash]

VSO has a stint as a Pilot, wonders what's so difficult about this.

Now Payroll General..That's a dangerous occupation. You get the weekly wage wrong there is hell to pay. ...
or
Did you really think we would give a desk driver a real aircraft?

[NutLoose]

Combat was going well until the hun deployed leaves on the line.

[NutLoose]

With the hun on the retreat, Wallace deployed Gromitt to go ahead laying track.

https://youtu.be/jrmZIgVoQw4

[MPN11]

When Hoskins finally reached the end of the training pipeline, he found he had been remustered to Admin (Sec).

[NutLoose]

Algie patiently awaited the next edition of the Hatchetts Magazine Build a WW1 fighter.

[MPN11]

Army Medics trial new methods for mass vaccination against Spanish Infuenza.

[Wensleydale]

The first aptitude test to join the battlespace management branch. Are you gullible enough to believe that you are an extra pair of eyes in the cockpit?

[MPN11]

Hoskins mused ... “To think that decades later a new generation could accomplish the same task from a Portacabin a thousand miles away. One can but dream ...”

[Kiltrash]

In a stop gap measure the temporary AF1 for Joe Biden is wheeled out. Due to his age he may not make the planned replacements
Also serves as a final resting place...

[Kiltrash]

Tesla reveal early design for self drive planes. Only cannot outsource the conductor.

[Kiltrash]

....and we bolt on a canopy and periscope and voila a one man submarine.

[Chu Chu]

Lots of great entries on this one. Short of the winner, the ones that made me laugh the most (in no particular order) were:

Trouble is, after every burst we have to wheel him back from St Pancras. --Ninthace

I wanted to fly a Sopwith Camel, and all I got was the hump!! – Wensleydale

And so son, that's why it's been known as the Guard's van ever since – Traffic is Er Was.

"You've not only run over the marshaller, you've got his head and shoulders caught in your contraption." – c52

Combat was going well until the hun deployed leaves on the line. – Nutloose

Army Medics trial new methods for mass vaccination against Spanish Infuenza. MPN11

But one entry not only conjured up a improbably funny scene, but did it with style and panache (or something like that). So the coveted trophy goes to Traffic for:

Cholmondeley-Smythe loitered patiently up-sun, just waiting for a careless Hun to be pushed into range.

The trophy will be dispatched shortly -- just need to get the transatlantic rail link complete and recruit a few more pushers for the relay.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Why thank you sir. SInce I'll then have to wait for the gangers to move on to construction of the transpacific rail link, I'm more than happy to throw it open to someone who hasn't had a go in a while. First in, best....etc.

[andytug]

OK.....how about this one?


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[Dan Gerous]

I find your lack off faith in the ground crews disturbing.

[Ninthace]

Either that Stormtrooper has put on weight or I need new glasses.

[NutLoose]

Hey is that David Prowse?
NAA it can’t be, I thought he was the Green Cross Man..

[NutLoose]

All I asked for was an upload of domestic water, but the tower tells me he has the divine right to supply its location.

[NutLoose]

The force my ass, he’s using that puppeteers rig to control them.

[NutLoose]

If he rubs those two sticks together much faster he’ll light those sabres.

[NutLoose]

Can you tell the man with the bamboo poles McDonald’s is the next door down.

[Chu Chu]

[Not a caption]

You mean Queensland isn't between Germany and Hungary?

Sorry about that, Traffic. I was so worried about putting a wrong name with a caption that I failed to check "location" and made a mistake of continental proportions.

[cattletruck]

The job matching database said it would be a good match.

[NutLoose]

I haven’t heard anyone talking like that since we were NBC black on exercise.

[NutLoose]

Welcome to Liverpool airport, welcome to the dark side.

[Ninthace]

This is not the Gate you are looking for.

[Ascend Charlie]

"Bring me those passengers, I want them alive!"

[Buster Hyman]

"No, this isn't an X-wing. This only has 3 engines"

[Frostchamber]

No Luke, I said don't go any farther

[Kiltrash]

Lisbon Airport welcome the first Covid free flight from England. The handler is taking no chances.

[Kiltrash]

The JT9-d engines are so loud the handler wears all over ear defenders

[Kiltrash]

JB Cooper holds up a Aircraft for the get away.

[Kiltrash]

I was sure the Captain requested a Exorcism...
No it was for maintenance to check the headset when they landed...

[Kiltrash]

Captain to Co pilot. " Why is there a black ghost up in the clouds. Better check the QNH again. "

[Chu Chu]

Rejected concept for Air Cav insignia modernization.

[Dan Gerous]

Get out the way Vader, or we'll switch the radar on.


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[MPN11]

ATC adopts extreme measures to ensure compliance with instructions.

[Kiltrash]

One is a Intergalactic despot, determined to wipe out all sentient life on the Planet, the other is a man who left his hi viz at home.

[Kiltrash]

Don't you see the " X" this is a closed runway

[MPN11]

... in an airport far, far away ...

[Kiltrash]

Do you think this is a appropriate time to ask him where the forklift is?
(cr Airplane the Movie)

[Kiltrash]

The Star Trek convention lands and is greeted in Las Vegas....
Meanwhile Star Wars 10 opens in Los Angeles without one of its main characters

[Kiltrash]

Prince Harry promotes his latest TV blockbuster..." The Me You Cant See "

[MPN11]

You will wait here ... until you have received your Covid Test ...

[Chu Chu]

Keep your shirt on. I'm not the first pilot that's landed at the wrong airport.

That's as may be Hoskins, but only you could land in the wrong galaxy.

[Ascend Charlie]

"Look, Chewy! It's Anakin Skywanker!"

[ShyTorque]

I don’t care if he is my father, where’s his hi-viz vest?

[treadigraph]

Cultural appropriation? You mean this isn't Gatwick?

[treadigraph]

We're all going on a Starwars holiday...

[treadigraph]

Dan-Dare meets Starwars...

[NutLoose]

Find her, find Princess Layover.

[NutLoose]

Give us a drum roll Darth..

[SASless]

Reckon those Dowsing Rods are reacting to my Bladder?

[Kiltrash]

The LSO gets a job in civi street finds it difficult to fit in.

[Kiltrash]

Mrs Hoskins finds her husbands flight sim has finally taken over his life completely

[Beamr]

someone told Darth Vader that even pilots obey the marshaller and the Marshaller Empire was born.

OR

The Force was strong on Luke, but as Darth Vader found out that even pilots obey the marshaller, the Death Star was saved.

OR

The pilots couldn't be bothered with the Force so Anakin turned to the most powerful method in the universe: marshalling.

[Dan Gerous]

"Hah, do you think a couple of light sticks will stop us"?
"I have faith in the force, and some chocks for back up"


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[cattletruck]

Darth gets very cross when Hans Solo strokes his wookie on the flight deck.

[Kiltrash]

As the British entry for Euro vision returns to blighty in triumph he did not expect such hatred from the Empire

[Kiltrash]

Pilot..." The Empire? The Empire ? The only Empire I know was on the High Street and closed in 1961."

[Kiltrash]

Pilot wrote switched off the computer and relied on the force to achieve the mission. However was met with strong opposition by ATC for flying open skies.

[SASless]

The CAA's latest attempt to halt Aviation in the UK took a sinister turn!

[treadigraph]

The Empire Strikes Back almost as often as French Air Traffic Controllers...

[Kiltrash]

Later Darth wrote a strongly worded note to ACME That they only make Right Handed Light sabres. Did they not know 35 % of all the Sith are Left Handed.. This is grounds for a discrimination lawsuit.

[Kiltrash]

" In the Air ( drumming ) tonight. "
or
If I save up my money I can afford a set of drums.

​​​​

[Kiltrash]

Sacked Black Stig seeks employment at Dunsfold after being sacked dismissed when he wrote a ' tell all ' book.

(ps MUST remember not to use the same word in the same sentence...oh **** ..did it again..)

[Kiltrash]

It's not the Stig, it's the Stig's cousin with a boring normal job.

[Kiltrash]

Vader. .." Well that's a nice trick Yoda "
Yoda..." yes I can be whatever I want to be and here's my Trident "

[Kiltrash]

Vadar in a deep rasping threatening voice.... " Welcome to Minsk, your safety is our main focus. Your aircraft will now be searched for explosive devices "
" We thanks you for your patience and know you had a choice of airlines to fly with "
Pilot...." will this count against my On Time Arrivals bonus? "

[NutLoose]

Having called in the exorcist, attempts were made to finally rid the airport of RyanAir.

[treadigraph]

Who's the daddy?

[NutLoose]

Ohhh crap, it’s the CAA carrying out a ramp inspection again.

[Kiltrash]

Yes on my analogue Ariel on my helmet I can get 4 channels.
Space TV, NASA TV, Mars Rover TV and Space 1999....


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[Kiltrash]

To close for missiles, switching to dark threats of the mind against the week willed.

[Kiltrash]

Pilot thinks, Why is that priest giving us the last rights? on our flight to Vilnius?

[Kiltrash]

Pilot. .." Whew made it somehow after that windshear on finals with 2 engines out, no hydraulic pressure on the green channel and the jack screw collapsed due to no lubrication."
Co- Pilot..." Why is the handler dressed as Lord Vader" ?
​​​​Vader replies ..." Cause they were all out of Grim Reaper outfits..."

[622]

He might be an all seeing dark Lord, but if he looked closely he would see the chocks....so telling us to stop is a bit pointless!

[622]

Pilot " I told the airline that naming this aircraft the Millenium Falcon was asking for trouble!"

[622]

"He said he wants Han and the Wookie....... I assume he means Johanes the Steward and Brenda the hostie who ran out of leg wax last week"

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Him? Dunno. I have heard he used to be a Lord or some such. Supposedly got busted back to the ranks after that Death Star fiasco a few years back.

[Bueno Hombre]

Anyone else banned from Ryanair force down discussion on this forum or only me?

[Ascend Charlie]

"I think he is telling us that Sabre is down, and we need to do manual check-ins."
"Yeah, he looks a little cross."

[622]

"Must be a typo Sir, I requested a couple of replacement SARBE's"

[treadigraph]

MOL won't be letting anybody off until they've coughed up an extra pony for the diversion to Minsk.

[NutLoose]

I'm not sure what he's saying, but I think he said he wants some wookie, or was it nookie? hmmm.....you better ask the Hosties if anyone is willing to take one for the team...

[Ninthace]

"Must be a typo Sir, I requested a couple of replacement SARBE's"
I think he was foiled in his request for SARBEs, He doesn't look very epée about it. Perhaps we shoud be en our garde.

[NutLoose]

Hmmm I'm not sure about the Welcome to the UK part, the rebel green cross is for residents, but the red cross for none residents seems to take you to the darkside.

[Kiltrash]

Lord Vaders Anti Gravity sticks successfully lands the aircraft after the catastrophic mid air collision that severed the fuselage aft of the wings.
Not such a bad lad was he...

[Buster Hyman]

What the… Surely he’s just taking the Sith?

[622]

"Oi Vader, can't you read?...its says Star Alliance...not Rebel Alliance ....you want the star cruiser over there for them!"

[fitliker]

The entertaining results from subcontracting Personal Protective Equipment to a company with theatrical links .

This is not the gate you are looking for .....

[SASless]

The stealth trails of the Dark Star Gate Homing System held great promise for Ryan Air Pilots.

[Kiltrash]

Not a caption

how many more captions about the wrong gate are we gonna get

[Kiltrash]

As Lord Vader worked at Las Vagas he was glad to have a Pith helmet for the summer heat.
or
My what a big helmet you have. Well you know I am 6'12" so everything in proportion
or
As the 8 am Hooters flight landed no one was brave enough to take on Dave and Marshall the attendants themselves.

[Kiltrash]

Due to Covid-19 in Hollywood, out of work actors have to take whatever employment is going.
" Well I have to pay the child maintenance somehow "

[Chu Chu]

If we dress in black, no one will blame the White Russians for this.

[NutLoose]

You are not at this gate, you have never been to Minsk, nothing happened on the flight, you have a full passenger complement, you have never heard of the Men in Black, please look at the Neuralyzer and have a nice day.

[Buster Hyman]

Not a caption

how many more captions about the wrong gate are we gonna get
"Is that really the Dark Lord?"
"No. You can tell by his gait."

[NutLoose]

Luke sees his chance to rid the universe of the dark lord, so shoves both throttles through the gate.

[Kiltrash]

OK if you cant beat them, join them.

Although Luton Airport have planned the expansion down to the last detail, it was only when the first aircraft arrived it was discovered that the Gate numbers had not arrived.
or
Pilot, WTF, he expects me to jump over that Gate?
or
Once we get the sheep off, that Black Collie dog can shut that Gate.

There done and dusted....

[Kiltrash]

That's a cross dresser. ..
how do you know?
Pink light sabre

[Wensleydale]

Darth Vader can't be that strong or he'd have a heavier sabre...

[Kiltrash]

Who nicked my Table Tennis bats..?
Last time you used them you sent the Fleet up the Clyde.....

[Kiltrash]

Skip, what does ' -..- ' mean ?

[Kiltrash]

During the War, a secure means of communicating with the inbound aircraft is finally found. Now just have to work on the range problem. .

[cavuman1]

Mr. Vader fails in his attempt to dance the Village People's YMCA.

- Ed

[Chu Chu]

I think he's cross.

Why do you say that, Hoskins?

Well, the light sabres form the Greek letter chi, which has the same pronunciation as the word "angry" in Mandarin.

[NutLoose]

He says if we stop here they will eventually score it.

[Kiltrash]

Pilot looking out the darkened window...
" Don't think the CIA are messing about with this rendition flight.."
Cabin PA ..." Welcome to Prestwick, be here to re fuel, and before you ask NO you cannot get out to stretch you legs "

[Buster Hyman]

I told you it was odd to be escorted down by Tie Fighters. Is this Belarus or Betelgeuse?

[Kiltrash]

The LSO grades each landing, ( crash in Hoskins case ) out of 100. Anything less than 25 gets the Death Stare.

[Kiltrash]

Bert thinks every day is May the Forth
or
Star wars meets Groundhog Day

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Having completed his ROSO, Luke followed his wallet and swapped his X-wing for a T-tail.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

"Ignore him....stay on target!"

[Chu Chu]

Landing is scored a ten (on a scale of one, two, five, ten).

[NutLoose]

He looks cross...

[Wensleydale]

"Taxi for Lord Vader".

[SASless]

Him making that Cross sign it sure aint the Dracula fellow!

[Kiltrash]

School crossing patrol in Gibraltar stops the traffic to let the children cross.

[Chu Chu]

The Dark Lord summons forth Brood X.

[Chu Chu]

Cummings lays a curse on No.10.

[Ascend Charlie]

The crew of the jet came to a stop, because they were laughing - the front of Darth Flasher's costume was open, he was naked underneath, and it must have been a cold day...

[andytug]

[not a caption] Starting to slow down now so judging later tonight GMT, once I get shopping trip out of the way :(

[Wensleydale]

"You do not know the power of the Air Side"!!

[treadigraph]

Wait there, we'll push you off stand with the first 'andy tug...

[Kiltrash]

Having tracked down the person that's been having an affair with his wife, Mr Vader challenges him to a duel.. None of these namby pamby single shot pistols...it's the 20th century

[Buster Hyman]

Having tracked down the person that's been having an affair with his wife, Mr Vader challenges him to a duel.. None of these namby pamby single shot pistols...it's the 20th century
In the Cockpit however, Take Off power is selected and that was the end of that!

[andytug]

OK, the judges have deliberated, given the UK nul points as usual, and decided....


Honorable mentions to:

Traffic is_er_was: "Him? Dunno. I have heard he used to be a Lord or some such. Supposedly got busted back to the ranks after that Death Star fiasco a few years back"

Frostchamber: "No Luke, I said don't go any farther"

Nutloose: "Hmmm I'm not sure about the Welcome to the UK part, the rebel green cross is for residents, but the red cross for none residents seems to take you to the darkside. "

And the winner is.......

Wensleydale: "You do not know the power of the Air Side!".


The trophy is on its way, but definitely not via Ryanair and avoiding Belarus.....

[Wensleydale]

Thanks AT.

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[Kiltrash]

Prince Harry and Friends get back to barracks after a Jolly Boys Outing.

[Kiltrash]

1946 the Red Caps Motor Cycle Display team give a show at Earls Court.

[Kiltrash]

OK boys that's the wheel changed, now next time don't forget the jack.

[Buster Hyman]

The Mein Camp Follies!

[Buster Hyman]

Fritz always knew he was the third wheel.

[Buster Hyman]

Next time Otto, you get in the side car. You've clearly lost the Battle of the Bulge again!

[Buster Hyman]

We're just keeping up with the Jones's....

[treadigraph]

Zem Cherokees are after me, but I'm sinking a happy songggg!

[treadigraph]

We hear Zer Steve McQueen has jumped zer barbed wire fence... any sink he can do...

[Hydromet]

Fritz was unfamiliar with tricycle gear.

[Kiltrash]

Friday at 10 am, the Bank Holiday starts here...

In Dagenham.... Cologne

[Kiltrash]

Well it was a 4 man bomber crew, But Fritz did not make it back, so the drinks are on him.

[treadigraph]

Schnapps gives you wings... whoaaaaaaaaa!

[Kiltrash]

News spreads like wildfire when it was reported that Unteroffizier Harvey was skinny dipping

[Kiltrash]

Maverick discovers Hoskins was putting speed humps in the runway...

[Kiltrash]

In Monte Carlo, Herr Bottas discovered the wheel would not come off, that did not deter him however, he just redistributed the weight.

[NutLoose]

I think Hermann just farted...

[Chu Chu]

Nein, Nein, Nein, Herr Obersturmführer. The motorcycle may have been leaning left, but we were leaning right.

[NutLoose]

Karl is only smiling because he is sitting on the sidecars machinegun.

[NutLoose]

Vot dust 2 Vorld Vars and von Vorld cup mean?

[Hydromet]

Bit late on der round out, Fritzkins.

[NutLoose]

vatch zer manhol cover, zer may be a Corbyn under it.

[MPN11]

It was obvious that Lieutenant Gruber had been at the Schnapps again.

[Chu Chu]

Fritz, Franz, and Otto share happy memories from the days when there were Schweinfurt bearings for all three wheels.

[SASless]

Hold my Beer.....watch this!

[treadigraph]

Oh Helmut! We have zer leans because Reichsmarschall Göring has fallen out...

[Dan Gerous]

Holy ****, look guys, there's Steve McQueen up ahead.

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[Kiltrash]

On ' The Repair Shop ' BBC 1, 4.30 Weekdays the team reconstruct a sofa and make a speed attempt.

[Kiltrash]

Look lads, three Berlin Double Decker busses watch this..
Well did seem a good idea after 10 Schnapps

[Kiltrash]

Double Decker Bus driver
'Look Evil Kineval and 2 friends on a motorbike...watch this.. '

[Chu Chu]

Deutsche angle.

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OOMPAH, OOMPAH! An a one an a two an a tree:

Roll out ze barrel, ve'll haff a barrel of fun.
Roll out ze barrel, ve've got the blues on the run!
Zing boom tararrel, sink out a sonk of good cheer:
Now's ze time to roll ze barrel, for ze gang's all here!

- Ed

[NutLoose]

Ve call this der Dresdner bank.

[SASless]

Having the same girlfriend was becoming a bit complicated but it saved on travel expense.

[Buster Hyman]

Whoa! We're so used to having Goering as a counter weight....

[fitliker]

Still working out zee bugs in the early trials of the hydrogen powered motorcycles , the hydrogen tanks act like little zeppelins on hot days .
oh the humanity of it

[Kiltrash]

Observer asks, ' why the rush? '
' Well don't want to be captured by those Ivans so off to claim asylum with that nice Mr Churchill '
or
Her husbands home early
or
Someone put a Panzer Tiger in my little tank.

[Chu Chu]

The new commander said he was building the unit into a lean machine.

[NutLoose]

Next time ve put Hauptmann Zeppelin on zer back.

[NutLoose]

I said we could slope off early, For gawd sake, don’t make it obvious.

[NutLoose]

My licence is for motorcycles only, I haven’t passed my sidecar licence yet.