Caption Competition Mk III

[Kiltrash]

Broadsword calling Dannyboy... Broadsword calling Dannyboy...Nope only have 1 bar ...
but I'm standing next to you...

[Kiltrash]

Picked up my son's school packpak this morning...full off Cheese dippers and Apple juice...
What will his teacher think when he gets out 6 clips of ,303 for lunch..
Better give them a call...

[Kiltrash]

Picked up my son's backpack this morning, The one shaped as a car..

[sealo0]

Man on the right: Oh no l’ve just had a text from my wife, she’s leaving me!

other man :Yes, l know l sent it!

[Kiltrash]

Just checked Wiki, Russian Army Insignia, appears your a Airforce Elsan cleaner and I'm a Greese Monkey..

[Kiltrash]

Appears the only way I'll get near a medal is from my son's Happy Meal box..

[Kiltrash]

What pomp what ceremony, they don't do Coronations like we do

[fdr]

Ok, try these Russians.. and Thanks Buster.. :)


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The head of photography of the sequel to the All Quiet on the Western Front" was annoyed with the car parking attendants work to rule.

The sequel was called "WTF was that!!!?"

[jolihokistix]

"It's a message from Putin, says...(?) make sure to give the uniforms back after the recruitment drive photo shoot."

[Chu Chu]

WTF. I ordered you to screen the retreat!

Da! We watch V-Pipe video on Chequers.

[treadigraph]

Just my luck... I've won the EuroMillions, two days after being called up for almost certain slaughter...

[ShyTorque]

That’s strange. I’ve just received a video taken looking down from a drone. It shows a soldier with epaulettes and a flat cap and one wearing dark brown, a helmet and carrying a rifle!

How strange, so have I! Oh shi+ ..!

[Kiltrash]

Amazing how Kindle manage to shrink " War and Peace " down to a manageable size...

[ACW599]

"That Camilla really is a dish, isn't she?"

"Nyet, I prefer Kate, definitely"

[Kiltrash]

Always did have a soft spot for Rosa Klebb....ah how we miss her

[Wensleydale]

Is it a good idea to go organise a re-enactors' party in Ukraine?

[Big Pistons Forever]

Well Yuri, the text was one of those good news/bad news ones. The good news, I just got promoted, the bad news is my new Command is in Bakhmut…..

[Kiltrash]

State news tell their readers of yet another great away victory....for the Red Devils ...

[Confusious]

"Conscript B6 to B7, takes the castle and puts you in check mate General. I've captured your President, watch and learn!"

[sealo0]

Just checking that text message, it says here to assemble at the north entrance to red square 7am 8th may for parade.

but there’s only two of us, better spruce up and get marching then!

[jolihokistix]

"Hey, check this out, I've won the Pprune caption competition this week!"

[Kiltrash]

Damm you Yuri, just sunk my Battleship. Best out of three?

[Kiltrash]

New guidelines from HQ.....
From HQ what is it??
It's a big place way behind the lines that the Generals hide bravely guide us but that's not important right now..

[Kiltrash]

New guidelines from HQ we can arrest protesters just for going about their legal and lawful lives...

[Kiltrash]

Look, I just got a Doctor's Appointment, Can I get to Kiyv by 2pm??

[jolihokistix]

"How do you get bubbles out of your screen protector?"

"Where did you find a screen protector!?"

[Ascend Charlie]

"According to Googleski, there is no way to break through this 123RF mesh fence, even though it looks so fragile. Let's go back to the pub."

[Kiltrash]

Look there's a headstone on offer
" I had right of way at the crossing .."

[treadigraph]

My question was "Do you know the height of the Salisbury Cathedral Spire?"

What did you reply?

"No, but I know the way to San Jose"...

It's the front for us then...

[Kiltrash]

The Cap Comp personal delivery service checks it's details for the next recipient...A Mr T Graph in Croydon....better get more protection then.

[jolihokistix]

"Tovarisch Hoskinnskyi, how do you wind these things up?"

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

A lady in my street knocks them up out of old blankets. Very warm, but a little scratchy. I've just sent you her details if you're interested.

[treadigraph]

Uh oh! We've been rumbled! PPRuNe knows we've been knocking off bits from the BMEWS! Won't be long before the Kremlin does, we'd better scarper...

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Conversational Russian had Babelfish well and truly f*cked.

[Dan Gerous]

We should have got one of those Alexi or Sergie speaker thingy's instead.

[MPN11]

“Nice, but …
… have you seen her mother?”

[cavuman1]

'Phone User 1: "Alexia, vat iz fcuktard?"
Alexia: "Please to be takink selfie!"

- Ed

[Kiltrash]

Seen the latest news? Victory Day has been postponed...for several years..

[Kiltrash]

See how savage the British Police in London were over the weekend? Never happen in our country..

[Kiltrash]

See the luxury accommodation being set up in Falmouth, makes me want to defect...

[Kiltrash]

In a game of Top Trumps in PPRuNe Nutty and Buster compared the number of likes each has.

( I'll leave it up to you dear reader's to descide who has the most. )

[Confusious]

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[Confusious]

"Have you seen the new 'find your nearest nuclear bunker' feature in Google Maps?"

[622]

All the participants in the 2023 'show of strength' agree to swap numbers .... so they can both keep in touch!

[treadigraph]

Havd you got the one with the dog licking the inside of your screen?

[NutLoose]

Ok, last orders please before I crown the winner.. :)

[Dan Gerous]

It's not much of a parade is it!

[SLXOwft]

Comrade General, what3words says we are at ///you're.next.target.
Don't worry comrade private I have asked ChatVVP what we should do next.

[treadigraph]

It's not much of a parade is it!

One tank! No aircraft... At least the Brits had the Red Arrows at their parade, Sergei!

Da! You know what Major? Perhaps it's time to do a bunk...

Da, I think so too. Best not to be around while he takes his swan dive... er, has his swan song...

[Kiltrash]

Oh...ouch...arrgh...
now I know how the women feel with tight straps..

[Kiltrash]

See the advert on PPRuNe for how easy it is in building a six pack...

( Well it does on my screen 😄 )

[Kiltrash]

Well Sergie, after today we may never meet again...
Oh Boris you say that every time we meet..

[Confusious]

So proud watching our great leader's speech today, showing the world that we are the leaders in artificial intelligence.

[MPN11]

“12:34”
”No, 12:38”
”12:34”
”Are you Mac or Android?”

[Kiltrash]

Now we have successfully infiltrated the Ukrainian Citizens being trained by the British Army, we can report back to our leaders, We're doomed... DOOMED we are

[Kiltrash]

Damm cheap Chinese knock off Chips...
These Western Sanctions are really starting to byte

[Kiltrash]

Heads down lads, what we can't see can't harm u....

[Kiltrash]

That's our flights to London booked on Ryanairski...via Dubai, Rio, Aukland, Singapore, Zurich and Dublin....these Western Sanctions are really starting to bite..

[Kiltrash]

There Herr Rust will pick us up in Red Square and fly us to freedom the front line

[Kiltrash]

...and finally, eventually, having toured Croydon and Mariupol I can safely say Mariupol is a LOT safer...now where's the Tripadvisor app

[Kiltrash]

Sorry all but have to get in a mention off....
It says I need to wash at 40deg c at 1200 RPM..

Before Nutty puts it up on HIS Ukraine Thread 😄

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[sealo0]

Hey Sergie I see it nearly Pimms o,clock

[Buster Hyman]

Dmitri. Do you think those Kremlin drones were aiming at your head?

[Kiltrash]

After a particularly heavy night on the Potato wine Sergei and Boris sign-up for Alcoholics Anonymous....only to find they typed in Conscriptions R us..

[Kiltrash]

Ping.. Ping
Both received a Dear Johnski text from Valentino at the same time..

[Kiltrash]

The Russian Actors Union respond to the Kremlin's request for volunteers to take part in the May Day Victory Parade.....
Steady Job guarantee of 5 years work...

[Buster Hyman]

"Vassili. Show me how to do that ping again will you?"

[Buster Hyman]

We're taking no chances! Eurovision is in Liverpool this year!

[fitliker]

Matching on Grindr just before being sent to the grinder

[fitliker]

If you are going to die like WW2 cannon fodder using WW2 equipment it is fitting and appropriate to be properly dressed in WW2 uniforms , nes pa ?

[NutLoose]

Will score this evening. :)

[Kiltrash]

Will score this evening. :)

Nutty instantly regretted that post. Knowing how it had a double meaning..

[Buster Hyman]

Will score this evening. :)
Caption or statement?🤔

[Kiltrash]

So I googledski Stormy Daniels and I got a stiff breeze in Wyoming...can't see what all the fuss was all about with Trump...

[Kiltrash]

Alexa...what a stupid name for a search engine...
Well it's a female name, so it HAS to be correct and have the last word.

[Kiltrash]

It appears my car won't pass ULEZ in London, fortunately there's absolutely no chance of a Visa...

[Kiltrash]

Kiltrash and Buster have a race to see who can shoot Nutloose down first for a inappropriate post 😄
That's enough from me. Have the Milan el Classico to watch after dinner

[SLXOwft]

In desparation Vlad lauches a false badge ('special military') operation.

[NutLoose]

Ok the winner is Confusious with

So proud watching our great leader's speech today, showing the world that we are the leaders in artificial intelligence.

As my entry would have been G 3 damn you sunk my battleship

2nd place I have to give it to Kiltrash with

Damm you Yuri, just sunk my Battleship. Best out of three?

Third place is Chu Chu with

The Ukrainian esprit de corps remained high; the Russians were just phoning it in

[Confusious]

Cheers Nutty.
Let's see what this one brings. :E
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[MPN11]

I call this a "special dental operation", and it won't take very long ... I hope.

[NutLoose]

I don't know who knitted your jumper, but they are sh*t at knitting a straight row.

[NutLoose]

Say ahhhhhhhh....

Ahhhhhhssshoooole

[622]

Oh, so you are Ukranian by birth! ...... well, this won't hurt a bit!

[Kiltrash]

Yes of course I'm a fully fledged Dentist, who were you expecting? the President ha ha

[Kiltrash]

Well this is the NHS you know, however for a small Personal Donation to my Swiss account I can give you Pentothal...

[Kiltrash]

Yes 007ski this is to prepare you for the CIA and FBI should you be caught..

[Kiltrash]

There remember not to crunch the third molar on the left, Or it's a short painfully excruciating death for you.. or was it forth on the right. Maths was never my strong point..

[Hydromet]

Come on Oleg, you know the drill.

[622]

OK Nurse, thats the Gold fillings removed ......open the window will you!

[treadigraph]

The Russian Army has a molar problem - and nobody realises I have dyslexia...

[NutLoose]

A quick rinse with polonium and we're all done...

[NutLoose]

Would you like gas to knock you out? we have plenty now..

[Kiltrash]

Kryton has a new Groinal Attachment to show you

[Kiltrash]

Patient wonders has he really gone to Specsavers?

[Kiltrash]

Well yes this my first extraction since I qualified on a real living person....how did you know??
By all the stiffs in the recovery area..

[MPN11]

Dental Nurse ... "Oh, he's such a funny President!"

[Ascend Charlie]

Putin: "So, this is the anal probe, it's only small, OK? Won't hurt a bit."
Nurse: "He's such a joker, the anal probe is about a foot long, with spikes!"

[Wensleydale]

"So when were you in charge of the spearhead to Kiev?"

[NutLoose]

Yes, I will be performing oral on you today..

[NutLoose]

yes, I am terribly sorry, your normal dentist is currently unavailable, he was last heard of near Bakhmut.

[NutLoose]

And when you wake up comrade you will be Putiniski No 6

[Buster Hyman]

"Comrade, I'll push this right up into your brain if you don't let go of my nuts!"

[Buster Hyman]

Just be glad I'm not the real Putin! He knows **** all about dentistry!

[treadigraph]

If you don't tell me where my tank engines are I'll pull all yer teeth out!

[treadigraph]

Is it safe?

[Buster Hyman]

You remind me of Prigozhin... I hate Prigozhin....

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

OK, I've got this end now. You can let go of the end you're holding in your teeth and I'll complete the pull through.

[jolihokistix]

This is hahaha........... going to hurt you, I mean me, more than it'll hurt you, wah ha ha ha ha haaaaaaa................... Nurse! What kind of gas is that, wooo heeee heeee heeeee?

[Buster Hyman]

"Nyet, I mean No, not Vladimir! I'm Hank from Arkensas, buddy..."

[Buster Hyman]

"Well, long story short, this Drone was hovering over me when it dropped a note...aaand, the rest is History!"

[Wensleydale]

My Generals tell me that recruiting is like pulling teeth....

[Wensleydale]

Not what I meant when I asked the Dentist to "Putin a Filling".

[NutLoose]

Well my Dentistry cannot be as bad as my planning, leading and executing a war.. can it?

[Wensleydale]

When Putin promised more bridgework near the Kerch Strait...

[NutLoose]

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[NutLoose]

By the time i've finished with the drill, your teeth will look like a Ukrainian field, full of craters.

[NutLoose]

Ve half veys ov making you squark

[Buster Hyman]

Too big for Flossing? Nah, we'll make it work...

[Wensleydale]

"Pass me the Novichok".

"Don't you mean the Novocaine?"

"I know what I mean".

[Kiltrash]

At 5000 Rubles a tooth take them all-out Mr Tooth Fairy

[Kiltrash]

You too will be singing like a Canary.....Mr Bond

[Kiltrash]

Sorry we're all-out of Laughing Gas, it's the damm Western Sanctions....So how about a triple Vodka??

[Kiltrash]

Sometimes a man will tell his Dentist what he won't dare tell his wife....So this is the new Soviet Truth Serum ..

[Kiltrash]

The Interviewee turns the tables on the Interviewer to get the Politician to actually tell the truth.

[Wensleydale]

The Interviewee turns the tables on the Interviewer to get the Politician to actually tell the truth.

the hole truth?

[albatross]

“Is it safe?”
https://youtu.be/kzw1_2b-I7A

[cavuman1]

He puts the "mental" in "dental"!

- Ed

[treadigraph]

“Is it safe?”

Is it safe?

Oi! := :p

[Kiltrash]

Shut your mouth, helluva echo in here...in here...in here

[Kiltrash]

Nurse, better get him some soup and a straw.

[Kiltrash]

Well no I have not waited long to see a dentist,.. Said Prince George..

[Big Pistons Forever]

I am not really a dentist, I am just playing one for the TV……actually it’s just like being President.

[Big Pistons Forever]

I thought you just dropped your enemies out the 6 th floor window ?

[Dan Gerous]

Am I boring you?
Not at all Mr president.

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[Dan Gerous]

It's OK, I watched "Little Shop Of Horrors" last night. I can do this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoWom0CCRKM&ab_channel=EntertainmentHeadquarters

[Kiltrash]

Nurse, give him a little prick please....

[Kiltrash]

Think I'll go BUPA..

[Kiltrash]

Well no actually I'm a hairdresser, and this is a nasal hair remover.

[Wensleydale]

"....and I control all the gas supplies".

[Woodsy2417]

Remind me to show you the view from the balcony when I have finished with you.

[jolihokistix]

"Putin? Your whole face has changed!"
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[Buster Hyman]

Originally Posted by albatross View Post (https://www.pprune.org/military-aviation/638840-caption-competition-mk-iii.html#post11433292)
“Is it safe?”

Originally Posted by treadigraph View Post (https://www.pprune.org/military-aviation/638840-caption-competition-mk-iii.html#post11433211)
Is it safe?

Oi! := :p
Is it still safe?

[Kiltrash]

Now that I have you nice and comfortable I will give you a rendition of my latest Eurovision entry,
" We'll be comming, We'll be comming, We'll be comming down the road...When you hear the noise of the Red Army boys,,,, We'll be comming down YOUR road...

I won't add a Utube link as this does not need any explanation..

[Kiltrash]

What a lovely smile you have Sergei, we can soon fix that.

[Kiltrash]

But Doctor, I thought the Enema probe went somewhere else...

[Buster Hyman]

"What you British Agents fail to realise is, ...we have ways of identifying you..."

[Kiltrash]

Look what I found on my Swiss Army knife... did not know about this one

[Chu Chu]

What seems to be the problem?

They say my teeth are sideways, Doc.

Don't worry. I'll soon have them on edge.

[Kiltrash]

Patient thinks... well you've got a steady job can't be replaced with a AI ...
Dentist replies... yes but I can also read minds nothing could possibly go wrong...go wrong...go wrong..

[Chu Chu]

Cool! Cat Stevens on the Muzak.

But isn’t it supposed to say moonshadow?

[sealo0]

Putin: Wagner you say, I’m going to enjoy this!

[NutLoose]

Teeth, who mentioned teeth? I am going to insert this up your nose and perform a frontal lobotomy on you, then you can join my glorious legion of followers.

[NutLoose]

Remember the saying, beware of the boogie man? well I intend to drill from up your nose through your boogies and into your brain... I am that boogie man.... muuuhhahahahahahahahaaaaaa

[Kiltrash]

What was your career path to becoming a dentist?...
Well I initially trained as a Midwife but fainted at the sight of blood...
cr Doc Martin

[Kiltrash]

Well when the President's team asked, who are we to refuse a photo op for him....now can you please sign this disclaimer??

[Kiltrash]

Now, unfortunately, due to patients dying in my chair can you authorise payment before we start??

[Kiltrash]

Yes Mr Treadigaph, I can take your mind off what you are missing on your computer..

[treadigraph]

No longer am I Mr Putin, now I am Mr Pullout...

[Kiltrash]

Well I never, expected to see scantily clad females on your ceiling Mr Dentist..

[Buster Hyman]

No Mr. Bond! I expected you to Floss!

[treadigraph]

I believe you are a spy from the British Dental Association...

[Kiltrash]

In a dramatic role reversal, the President gets the Dentist in the chair for a photo op...
However no one expected Mr Putin to comment on the short dark curly hairs in the medical mans teeth...( Or blond curly hair on his top lip)
The nurse blushes and turns away embarrassed.

[Kiltrash]

In the Moscow Dental School, Putin arranged for sufficient bodyless heads to be supplied...

[Kiltrash]

KGB Operatives go back to old school when seeking information from captured spies..

[Confusious]

I'll call this one later today.

[Kiltrash]

Anesthetics? No them Western sanctions are really starting to bite...
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[Kiltrash]

No you seem to have it allwrong, the tooth fairy doesn't leave you £2 you pay me the practice £100

[Kiltrash]

...and finally, centre back for Moscow FC regretted stopping the free kick with his face....however after surgery was granted " Hero of the Soviet Republic " status.

[Confusious]

Thanks all, loads of high quality very funny captions as always.

Runner's up mention for Nutty and Wensleydale for these:
When Putin promised more bridgework near the Kerch Strait...
Would you like gas to knock you out? we have plenty now..
And again for Wensleydale who is our winner. Your appointment and mulit leg air travel arrangements to Moscow are all in place for the first fitting of the winner's crown. Please collect the CST when transiting Tehran.
"Pass me the Novichok".

"Don't you mean the Novocaine?"

"I know what I mean".
Congratulations Wensleydale, over to you.

[Wensleydale]

Thanks Confusious:

Lets Try........

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[Confusious]

Oops, looks like someone dropped a bollock!

[Kiltrash]

The civil War Recreation society get away from a horse and cart

[Kiltrash]

My conkers better than yours, said Fatty Arbuckle at the lunch break...

[Kiltrash]

Photoshop really needs to try better.i mean you can clearly see the join,.. said Eric

[Kiltrash]

Amazing the factory modification you can get when you order a Ford Ranger, said Hank..

[treadigraph]

No Vasiliy! I said we need to seize some engines for our tanks, not some siege engines...

[Kiltrash]

As the season near the end and Haarland view yet more goal scoring records, he descided on more POWER is what's needed

[Kiltrash]

All went well till the designer tried to get into the multi storey car park ...

[Kiltrash]

Thought Panthers were meant to creep up incognito on their prey

[treadigraph]

Heathski Robinsinski's electric Trank was powered by a pantie grab

[Chu Chu]

Nice idea. But that skinny little arm will never handle the weight of a turret.

[Big Pistons Forever]

Stop your whinging Prigozhin ! The Russian Army has given you all the ammunition you need, said Sergi Shoigu

[Big Pistons Forever]

WTF is that !

Well OK we may be down to having to throw rocks at the Ukrainians but at least it gives you the chance to run away......

[Big Pistons Forever]

I am shocked, shocked to find corruption in the Russian Army procurement process is going on....

[treadigraph]

Well, stone me!

[Kiltrash]

The Mexican army design a one man get over the wall device

[Ascend Charlie]

On it's way to Moscow, to hand Putin his @rse in a sling.

[Chu Chu]

Field observations are confirming the SIGINT: Russian museums have run out of tanks.

[cavuman1]

Having beat a hasty retreat through a log cabin, members of the Daguet Division of the Légion étrangère are horrified that their white flag of surrender has been lost, supplanted by the cabin owner's brassiere.

- Ed

[fdr]

The Swiss accepted repurposing of timber as war materiel, the resultant trebuchet leading to removal of all restrictions.

[Buster Hyman]

Well Sergei, now that we've updated our Tanks, I'd like you to meet the Montgolfier Brothers. They have another exciting new idea!

[Buster Hyman]

That'll buff out...or sand out if the Trebuchet gets hit!

[Kiltrash]

At Bovingdon they adopt a novel way to add scenic glider flights to the offering

[Buster Hyman]

Dammit!!! We've been framed!

[Kiltrash]

The build team from I'm a Celebrity get Ant and Dec's back of the fag packet disign for a challenge slightly wrong

[Kiltrash]

With this we can throw Kiltrash's mobile far far away from him, should keep him off Cap Comp for a few hou

[treadigraph]

How much rock could a rock chucker chuck if a rock chucker could chuck rock...

[treadigraph]

Fred Flintstone goes into the armaments industry...

[Hydromet]

Gunny reckons that if we fire the trebuchet while the tank's moving we'll get even more distance.

[treadigraph]

Right, that's it, no more Mr Nice Guy - you called my mother a hamster!

[treadigraph]

One draw back to the power source - all the elderly woman around here are now going commando, and are keen to demonstrate they are doing their bit...

[Chu Chu]

Hoskins, take that firewood and put it where the sun don't shine.

But Sir, you said we needed a pivot for the assault tomorrow.

[NutLoose]

We call it the pooper scouper, we drag it along the inside of Russian trenches and see what we drag out.

[jolihokistix]

The morale-boosting macho photoshoot at the front lines, with V.V. Putin riding high, all gutsily hairy and barechested, went seriously wrong.

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[Confusious]

We're gonna conker the world with this chestnut.

[Buster Hyman]

Typical crappy Russian maintenance! It's full of termites!

[Kiltrash]

....rs..
phew just made it back.
Dog ball thrower gets Supersized

[cavuman1]

Chercher la vache!

- Ed

[Kiltrash]

At Windsor Castle (or Buck House) the anti Royalists look for a wayover the Trump inspired wall.

[Kiltrash]

Hoskins I think the Rotors for the Ariel tank still needs work...

[Kiltrash]

In these days of Health and Safety, you need to sign this disclaimer before you ride...

[SLXOwft]

I anticpation of the planning committee's latest visit Jeremy Clarkson borrows a couple of props from the Grand Tour stores.

[Big Pistons Forever]

Yuri

I told you not to volunteer for the new experimental artillery unit .....

[Big Pistons Forever]

When I signed up for the "airborne" regiment this is not what I had in mind !

[Chu Chu]

What's with the surprised look? I gave you fair warning that if you screwed up again your butt would be in a sling.

[ACW599]

"Well, Bloggs, that's certainly one way to get your team over the shark-infested custard".

[Dan Gerous]

I hope the wood is seasoned, as this will be an amphibious assault .

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[Dan Gerous]

It doesn't have a redundant hydraulic system, but it does have 4 stretchy ropes.

[Dan Gerous]

I bet you can't fire it straight up and have it land in the drivers hatch.

[Buster Hyman]

Broadsword calling Danny Boy! Broadsword calling Danny Boy….
Go ahead Broadsword…
See, the new antenna works fine!

[Kiltrash]

Initial fears about how Ukrainian peasants could possibley be intelligent enough to use modern Main Battle tanks proved unfounded with one simple modification...

[Kiltrash]

How do you reload?
Reload, ??it's a one shot wonder. When you fire it flips onto its roof

[Kiltrash]

While Ireland dither about signing a bi lateral defence agreement, BAE present a cost effective Tank, if the Conker harvest is as good as expected...

[Buster Hyman]

Do you really think we need a roll cage though?

[Kiltrash]

Listers latest entry in the new season of Robot Wars

[Kiltrash]

...and then we cut the string on the initial Ejection Seat trainer .

[Kiltrash]

Armored Chain Home Lo needs a little bit more work Mr Wallis

[Kiltrash]

Late May Bank Holiday at Duxford, unfortunately was double booked by the Normandy assault and Civil War reenactment societies

[fdr]

Wile-E Coyotes latest delivery from ACME INC

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

When the sanctions begin to hurt.

[Kiltrash]

Having had his Beach Angling long distance record taken from him, Keith Archer descided to up his effort..

[Kiltrash]

At Cardington the Airship Tether was retired after the unfortunate incident with AirLander.

[Kiltrash]

This crane is soo strong, it can even pick up its own back end.

[jolihokistix]

Russian Defense Minister Sergei Shoigu, having inspected the tank production line, never spotted the crafty bodge by the remaining factory workers, and told Putin he was confident that orders would be fully met by Putin's latest deadline.

[Dan Gerous]

Rishi says we can't give you any planes, but you can ping off the missiles with this.

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[Kiltrash]

The President was shocked at the state of the UK's armed forces, said he would see what help his farmers could provide...

[Confusious]

When Putin accepted a dontation of tanks from Italy, he was seething to see that they were all pre-installed white flags.

[Woodsy2417]

" and it can fire two Holy Hand Grenades of Antioch per minute"

[Chu Chu]

It's assessed as improbable that the Russians will deploy their single known Goliath. But if they do, Ukraine's ready.

[Wensleydale]

Its judgement day: for myself, I thought that this proves that the Russians are a load of T*ssers.

...however, the winner is:

When the sanctions begin to hurt.

Well done and the CST is being fired over as I write.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Thanks Wensleydale. I'm going to be incommunicado for a few days, so if it's ok with you, let's mix it up a little and throw it open to someone who hasn't won in the last, oh, 3 months. First in etc. (Disclaimer - I will not be vetting the eligibility of the poster. Reliance on the honesty and integrity (however misplaced :E) of fellow PPRuNers being the order of the day).

[Buster Hyman]

(Disclaimer - I will not be vetting the eligibility of the poster. Reliance on the honesty and integrity (however misplaced :E) of fellow PPRuNers being the order of the day).
Queue the Nutty entry….:}

[artee]

Can I lob this one in?


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[Chu Chu]

He always flew by the book.

[treadigraph]

Waaahhhhh, left my crayons behind.....

[cavuman1]

Pull Back on Stick = Cows Get Smaller
Pull Further Back on Stick = Cows Get Bigger

Here Endeth the Lesson

- St. Edward

[Hydromet]

I don't want to become one of those 'Children of the magenta line.'


Hoskins was chopped from pilot training when they found out that he could read.

[jolihokistix]

"Take a left at the second set of lights..... ok......."

[Kiltrash]

F - 16 training for Dummies