Caption Competition Mk III

[cynicalint]

Stop the peacocking and start fighting!

[fitliker]

All together now...after...one..two.three..
YMCA ...
you mean basa , now I can’t get that song out of my head

“ In the Navy” is the other song from the locals juke box etched into the memory by generous consumption of amber nectar .

[Kiltrash]

At the Edinburgh Military Tattoo the Nepalese* Army perform a close rifle drill....yes all one of them and 14 weapons
* I could have said the British Army but its not at that level of manpower and equipment....yet

[treadigraph]

And so the drably camouflaged Kalashnicock goes into full display in a bid to scare off predators and rivals - and at the same time hopefully impress a hen or two...

[Dan Gerous]

Just what you need on a 6 month Det in the middle of nowhere... Jizz Hands.

(Coat located and I'm off).

[Kiltrash]

Inspector Callaghan voice...
Well Punk do you feel lucky....In all the excitement I can't remember which clips are empty....well Punk??

[Kiltrash]

In the Kalahari Desert the Meerkats find a better defence from the Hyenas

[Confusious]

Star Wars the movie in Nepal.

[Kiltrash]

Acme supply their latest fool proof ' Catch the Road Runner ' system to the Coyotes ....what could possibly go wrong

[Kiltrash]

Dick Dastardly finds a means to prevent that Pigeon from sneaking up on him from any direction..

[Confusious]

Russian Roulette at the Darwin Awards.

[Kiltrash]

Well no, in a previous life I was a LSO on a US Aircraft Carrier,..
The signalling was a bit excessive wasn't it? ..
Well have you ever seen Hank Hoskins land in calm conditions?

[Chu Chu]

Mindfulness brings the humble hedgehog formation onto a whole new plane.

[Chu Chu]

Things are looking very bad indeed, Hoskins. See, I was sent here specifically to find out why you were drawing pay for 14 rifles, and my report will not reflect favorably on anyone. At least, should you wish to take the honorable way out, you have 14 . . . ahem. . .I'm sure you could find the means.

[Kiltrash]

Eton....

[Hydromet]

The NYE fireworks display will be slightly low-key this year.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Well, as 2022 draws to a close here in Oz, I'll pass the baton to:

622 with

The Swiss army have more than just knives!

(A Swiss Army knife reference was the first thing I thought of when I saw the photo)

Their Gurkha Detachment will be delivering the CST momentarily.

Wishing all a prosperous and safe 2023!

[Kiltrash]

...and a happy and prosperous New Year to all..Best Wishes
K

[MPN11]

...and a happy and prosperous New Year to all..Best Wishes
K
Indeed, all the very best to you all for 2023.

[NutLoose]

And seasonal greetings from myself as well, may you all prosper in both life and health, and fill the thread with humorous and winning captions..

That’s humorous, not humourless Buster :p

:O;)

[Kiltrash]

Caption waiting for Picture...
Now that the Big Bash is ( almost ) over, and the Christmas Truce has given peace to the World... let battle re commence 😊😊

[treadigraph]

Happy New Year!

Vlad the Imp: This is a nice room you've given me, Tovarisch, I love being up high - and a balcony too! Gosh, what a vieewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...

[622]

Blimey, thank you ...wasn't expecting it back so quickly ...so will declare it open house to anybody who gets the first pic in!

...And Happy New Year to all!

[NutLoose]

To get it rolling try.


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[MPN11]

Yes, I got these at Shpeksavers …

[Wensleydale]

Get rid of these and pass me my rose tinted ones...

[Wensleydale]

Health & Safety insisted upon the wearing of safety glasses before the Generals were shot.

[MPN11]

“Look, Kyiv is that way. Now just get on with it!”

[Confusious]

That's where I'll hide from NATO if they come looking for me.

But they're bound to find you, it's a psychiatric hospital.

[treadigraph]

My new dacha! You'll observe there are no windows on the upper stories...

[Confusious]

Bloke behind with hands in his pockets thinking: Hopefully he'll win this year's Darwin Awards.

[MPN11]

“You see those bits of Gym equipment? Go use them, fat men.”

[Kiltrash]

Yes, I use them when calculating our losses..... automatically divide what they see by a factor of 100.

[Kiltrash]

No I don't need these when deciding if anyone is off side...they ARE when I say they are.

[Kiltrash]

Now if only you had more men that can handle 14 rifles at once, I would not have to re introduce Conscription...

[Kiltrash]

Normally Mr President small boys do that when they are pretending to fire imitation Weapons....Ah in Las Vagas the Police don't care. Fire first ask questions later.

[Kiltrash]

When I was in the Moscow Olympics I was a great shot...with a bow and arrow....

[treadigraph]

You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

[Buster Hyman]

This is only half of my disguise. Igor, pass me my fake mustache...

[Dan Gerous]

If you think it's that easy being a dicktator, see if you can do any better.


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[Ascend Charlie]

"If I hold the glasses like this, I can burn some ants! Great fun!"
(People standing around) "This guy suffers from the FITH* syndrome."



*FITH= F***d in the head

[Confusious]

Vlad darling, please take your arm out of mine. We don't wany to make the other Generals jealous do we?

[Hydromet]

With apologies to Lord Nelson...
"I see no tractors!"

[Wensleydale]

...then if you line up the ends of the glasses with the top of the spire, you can calculate how tall it is.

[cynicalint]

Wow! These glasses really do have a rose tint don't they!

[Big Pistons Forever]

What ! These eye protective glasses are made in CHINA !!!
You get me some good European ones NOW !

[Big Pistons Forever]

That is the axis of attack, So attack !

UMMMMM President Putin, you are pointing at Moscow...........

[Chu Chu]

And if this attack fails, so help me, I'll make spectacles of you all.

[Chu Chu]

No, no, no. When you couldn't read my reports, I said you should get reading glasses or hold them at arms length.

[Ascend Charlie]

"THIS is how long a Cubit is, OK? Now make it forty cubits by fifty......"

[Kiltrash]

Thank you Mr President for showing us whichOak tree you wish to be burried under when the unfortunate time comes...now we can fit you in a week next Thursday. Won't want to mess about with all the wailing and gnashing* of teeth with lying in State..
* = Cheering and celebrating

[Kiltrash]

No sorry But Winston's trademark was a V sign and Cigar that inspired the Military and Civilians..

[Kiltrash]

Well you drew the line in the sand last week over there, But Zelenskky drones still flew over it...
Well build a wall tall enough to stop them. Got the idea from my great friend Trump...

[Kiltrash]

On a visit to Moscow by the Tottenham team, President Putin solves Harry Kane's goal drought by offering him his glasses 😊

[Kiltrash]

Now I expect you to move that mountain closer to me..

[Kiltrash]

Just before the picture was taken, the Owl flew off. Not wishing to be associated with a Loser...

[Kiltrash]

You might be the President's Caddy, but I still think it's a 5 iron with a fade over the bunker...

[622]

Yes General, I want you to go to that tall building over there and let me know what you can see from the window on the 5th floor

[Dan Gerous]

I'll prove it to you. See that incoming mortar round, Galileo states that if I drop an object, such as these glasses, at the same time, they should hit the ground simultainiously. Fact!


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[MPN11]

”General, I’m assured there’s a working ATM over there in that village. If you’re quick, you can even pay your troops before we destroy it with a drone strike.”

[Kiltrash]

Well thank you Mr Bean ..." I can see clearly now. "
cr Jimmy Cliff...

[Kiltrash]

Well for my personal protection our wonderfull doctors gave me a Viagra injection my arm.....now I cant do anything with it ...
cr Dr Strangelove

[Kiltrash]

General I want my magnificent Mahogany desk from my office in the Kremlin moving 10 foot neared Kyiv.....
cr General Haig...

[Kiltrash]

Fat security guard with the baseball cap thinks....
If you think he's mad now you just wait till he realises what Killroyski wrote on the back of his jacket...

[Kiltrash]

General with the blue cap thinks...
Why do I always get the madman next to me, hope he don't follow me onto the bus.

[MPN11]

“General … go and stand over there. Your pretty blue beret makes an obvious target. Thank you.”

[MPN11]

Lurker in background thinks: “Can we stop drawing lines in the sand and just get on with the Annual Generals v. Politicians Baseball Game?”

[622]

Oh, that area of water Mr Putin ...we call it 'sh*t creek' ...and you are well up it..

[treadigraph]

No... he was well offside. You can't have the linesman shot for that decision.

[Kiltrash]

Not a Caption...
Ah Russian Linesman. That reminds me of the worst day-of my life...
Caption
Enny Meeny Minny Mo....off to the front you go

[Kiltrash]

No the Paparazzi are to stand over there. That's where the fireing squad have their rifles trained...

[Kiltrash]

Find out now who stole my laser pointer

[Kiltrash]

Yes Mr President you clearly have snipers vision.reading that 10 foot high car number plate. Now would you like to drive your Mercedes over the rebuilt Kersh bridge and re open it ..at 3pm tomorrow..we will of course escort you from a safe distance

[MPN11]

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“Look there … Kiltrash has launched another barrage of Captions.”

[treadigraph]

Excuse me, Vladimir Vladimirovich... are you standing in a hole or are you just a short arse?

[Kiltrash]

Captions are mightier than drones

“Look there … Kiltrash has launched another barrage of Captions.”

[Wensleydale]

Captions are mightier than drones

“Look there … Kiltrash has launched another barrage of Captions.”


The penis mightier than the sword?

[Kiltrash]

Lok over there, i think that's Nutloose getting all frothy at the mouth, just 'cause he cant caption his own picture...

[Confusious]

"Quick...put your virtual reality glasses back on, you're starting to talk sense and it really doesn't suit you."

[Buster Hyman]

Look...is that someone coming back? Shoot him!

[Buster Hyman]

Good. This is good. Now show me the other escape routes...

[Buster Hyman]

That man there...he told me that I should've gone to Spec Savers...shoot him too!

[treadigraph]

They call me General Dreedle 'cos I like having people shot!

[Ascend Charlie]

They call me General Dreedle 'cos I like having people shot!
​​​​​​​Umm..I don't think you can do that, Dad...

[Confusious]

That ain't gonna work Vlad, 1 of their soldiers is worth 10 of hours.

[Ascend Charlie]

"When I let these glasses go, they will stay floating in mid-air, because I just passed a law repealing gravity!"
(Man next to him thinks: No, all you passed was a bowel movement...)

[Buster Hyman]

"There! That's Him! That's Kiltrash. I'm sick of his Captions, go get him!"
"At once Comrade Nutty!"

[Wensleydale]

"Why is he using a mobile phone?"

[sealo0]

All together now

Oh, the bland old Duke of Moscock
He had ten thousand men
He marched them up to the battle front
But he only got ten back again

And when they (on their) mobiles, they were up
‘INCOMING’

But when they were dead, they were dead
And when they were only half-way up to heaven
They were neither up nor down

Oh, the bland old Duke of Moscock
He had ten thousand men
He marched them up to hell
And they never came back again

[treadigraph]

Umm..I don't think you can do that, Dad...

(Well, I would click the like button if it had arrived yet!)

Look, I've seen one zillion troops, five thousand practice missile launches, fire power demonstrations by our air force. I ask again: when is lunch being served?

​​​​​​​Lunch? Lunch is for wimps... gulp!

[treadigraph]

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[NutLoose]

Ok, I am going to call this one...

Some lovely captions, mine was along the lines of.
"Well My optician told me I was long sighted, but I can't see a damned thing holding the glasses he provided at arms length."

Scores on the doors and a welcome to our new competitor, sealo0... take a bow.

Buster with
Look...is that someone coming back? Shoot him!

Treddi with
No... he was well offside. You can't have the linesman shot for that decision.

Ascend Charlie with
"THIS is how long a Cubit is, OK? Now make it forty cubits by fifty......"

MPN11 with
“Look there … Kiltrash has launched another barrage of Captions.”

Runners up are Confusious and Buster with
"Quick...put your virtual reality glasses back on, you're starting to talk sense and it really doesn't suit you."
And
Good. This is good. Now show me the other escape routes...

But I am going to award it to Buster :{ with

Look...is that someone coming back? Shoot him!

The CST trophy is on the way, you will have to pay the postage and import duties though..

[Buster Hyman]

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[Buster Hyman]

Well..... what a start to the Year eh!!!!

Thanks Nutty. :ok: Have at it Chaps & Chapettes!


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[treadigraph]

I thought I was to be given a Swordfish to fly, not a rating to ride...

[treadigraph]

No I'm not limp-wristed, I'm just hanging on... honest!

[Kiltrash]

His Batman felt this was easier than cleaning the officers shoesBut your officer is over there Hoskins knee deep in the mud

[Kiltrash]

Think your taking this crazy golf obstacles a bit serious Kilty...

[Kiltrash]

Hurry up Baldrick....lunch finishes at 2

[622]

The first 'full motion' simulator left a lot to be desired!

[622]

My God ...we must be over 400 yards from the shore line....whats your name rating?
...they just call me 'Jesus' Sir...

[622]

Rating "Could you hurry Sir, we need to get you ashore"
Pilot "Its only a few inches.....stop complaining man!"
Rating "Im ok Sir, but Im on Hoskins shoulders and the tide is coming in"

[treadigraph]

You didn't drop your torpedo then sir?

No, I'm just pleased to see you!

[ShyTorque]

Well they did say I was being posted to a carrier…..

[NutLoose]

Just don't bloody salute anyone on the way to the beach..

[Confusious]

"Please sir, don't crack that 'puddle jumper' joke again!"

[NutLoose]

I say Smithers, next time it would be a good idea to balance a G and T on ones hat for me when I return..

[NutLoose]

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[NutLoose]

I say Smithers, I have entered you into the ships Grand National event with me as your Jockey, so you need to get practicing your jumping technique.

[NutLoose]

No Smither's, your waders are probably not leaking, I have just relieved myself into the back of them.

[NutLoose]

I say do I qualify for an OBE for this? On the Backs of Erks...

[NutLoose]

I have found how to speed this procedure up Smithers, Hoskins has put in a requisition for spurs for all of us aircrew.

[meleagertoo]

This Rating sometimes takes brown-nosing the Wardroom a little too far.

[Self loading bear]

Original caption says
“pilot getting piggyback ride to shore”
But shouldn’t it be,
“sailor gives pig a backride to shore”?

[Big Pistons Forever]

I thought that the saying Officers were held up by the men was just a figure of speech.....

[Big Pistons Forever]

Well at least I don't have to carry the observer Lt "Tubby" Bloggins

[Kiltrash]

Yes Mr Hull. Clifton but I refuse to wear a Emu costume for the Squadrons Christmas Panto( Identity correction. )

[Kiltrash]

Sir please can you move your pistol....it's digging me in the back...
I don't have a pistol..or...that's not my pistol

[Kiltrash]

I'm pleased to hear in civi you were a Fireman so this should be simple for you...

[cynicalint]

And thus the RAF was born, Pilots were now to be kept off the backs of the Erks. ( The experiment is still on-going!)

[Kiltrash]

So if 1 rating can carry 1 officer....how many ratings does it take to carry The Queen.??

[Kiltrash]

How Bader really got to his aircraft is finally revealed. None of this British still upper lip and daring do..

[Kiltrash]

My last job sir?? Welli was the stunt coordinator on the Vicar of Dibley show.
thinking Dawn French puddle jumping.😊

[NutLoose]

Blimey Lt Brown, you stick to my back like a bloody Winkle.

[NutLoose]

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[NutLoose]

Look, if Bader can fight this war without using his legs, why shouldn’t I.

[treadigraph]

Shink I had a tot too many lasht night shir...

[Hydromet]

"And this, Seaman Staynes, is why we're called Air Cavalry."

[cynicalint]

Per ardua ad terra.

[Confusious]

Not a caption:
The like button has appeared on Android. :)

[Confusious]

"I must say sir, you have a very small AHEM watch for a pilot."

[Wensleydale]

Come in number 56 - your time is up!

[Chu Chu]

Unbelievable modesty! Any other pilot would just have walked across.

(Nutloose, what did you think of 16240?)

[NutLoose]

Not a caption
Chu Chu,
Very good, they all are, it makes judging difficult, it was close to my long sighted one too.

[NutLoose]

Normally Sir, us Engineers can walk on water, but you’re bloody weighing me down.

[NutLoose]

If pilots really were Gods, you could bloody walk across without getting your own feet wet.

[Chu Chu]

Not a caption
Nutloose, I was just commenting on the similarity to yours -- I'd never complain about the judging itself (especially now that I've had to do it . . .)

[NutLoose]

Not a caption
Nutloose, I was just commenting on the similarity to yours -- I'd never complain about the judging itself (especially now that I've had to do it . . .)

I know what you men, I didn’t think my effort was anywhere near as good as those I chose :)

[NutLoose]

Sir, would you please stop massaging my nipples.

[NutLoose]

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[Big Pistons Forever]

Bloggins you are moving like a Stringbag, step up the pace !

[Big Pistons Forever]

Song playing in the background

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7iCwxZEyVo

[Chu Chu]

Thanks! I would just have walked across the water, but there's a hole in my left sole.

[Chu Chu]

I used to be a pilot too, sir. But my granddaughter Greta convinced me to switch to climate adaptation.

[Chu Chu]

Hoskins was never sure why his father lost his job as a sea captain. But he always followed his advice and took on a pilot when he neared shire.

[Ascend Charlie]

(Singing) "And all that I knew was
A hole in my shoe, which
Was letting in water...."

[ricketyback]

I have formed a new band. It's called 'Jock Strap and his Elastic Band'. Latest song is 'No More Swing'! We are primarily a support group.

[Kiltrash]

He ain't heavy, he's my brother..

[Kiltrash]

Bloody Navy always called in to give the civilians a lift during strike days .

[Kiltrash]

I know it looks like a drum but please stop tapping out 633 Squadron on it...whoever they are...

[Kiltrash]

Well if you have not shown off with the fly past the tower you would have landed when the tide was still in..

[622]

Wait Hoskins..... just need to grab my overnight bag, duty free and golf clubs!

[622]

I blame the mess Hoskins....Jaws was the movie last night!

[Kiltrash]

Rating thinks...
When the captain said to go and pick up the rubbish. I thought he meant the garbage. Did not realise they were brothers that had a colossal fall out ..

[ShyTorque]

Lt “Stretch” Higgins, the Navy’s tallest man, arrives in costume for the Admiral’s comedy fancy dress ball.

[Kiltrash]

Even when he grew up * and became a Pilot* Hoskins could not forget being carried by his long suffering parents when he would just sit down in the mud and refuse to budge till the cry " I wanna carry " was answered in the positive to him...
* Both these statements can't be true.

[MPN11]

In the Army, Staff Officers jump over other Staff Officers' backs. The Navy inevitably does it differently.

[Dan Gerous]

Is this the way for auditions for the latest RN recruitment ad?

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[NutLoose]

Don't you know there is a war on, barrels are in short supply.

[NutLoose]

Damn, my foot is stuck in the plug hole..

[Ascend Charlie]

"Dunno who this Getty bloke is, but he's in more CapComps than Kiltrash!"

[Chu Chu]

Final leg.

[SASless]

Officers....always a burden to be borne by the Other Ranks!

[sealo0]

One small step for man, one giant leap for Officer kind (of)

[Kiltrash]

Wishing not to exert any more energy that absolutely necessary PO Prune for a lift to his next fully re armed and fuelled kite to carry on the fight against the enemy ..

[Kiltrash]

Normally when one parks away from the spot allocated one has to suffer the indignation of walking to the crew room...Hoskins however has a app * for that...
* Other pick you up from any where taxi apps are available.

[Kiltrash]

Pilot explained in a previous life he was the hind legs of a Panto Donkey...
Oh no he wasn't...

[Kiltrash]

Later it was discovered that PO Symington -Smyths claim to have downed 5 Fockers in the morning was nearly a ruse to get a celebratory carry across the field.

[cavuman1]

Hoskins didn't mind giving a piggyback ride - it was towing the floatplane to rotation speed that aggravated him.

- Ed

[Asturias56]

I've used the last of my Kiwi polish so these shoes have to last

[NutLoose]

"Are you sure you are from Uber?"

"Nein, ich bin vom Uboat"

[NutLoose]

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[Paultheparaglider]

Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, batman.

[Confusious]

"That's my wet drills and CRM signed off."

[SLXOwft]

WAFU....

[Wensleydale]

...and for his next trick, Sharkey needs five loaves, two fishes and 5,000 volunteers from the audience.

[treadigraph]

Right... Who mentioned The bloody Village People? C'mon, I'm waiting...

[Kiltrash]

When i called for a Bosun's chair, this was not quite what I expected.

[Kiltrash]

Later it was revealed just how Sharkey 'Jesus' Ward performed the walking on water trick

[Kiltrash]

After the war in Airline Operations it was still the copilot's job to ' carry ' the Captain ....old habits die hard

[Kiltrash]

On Lee-on-sea the fully immersive ' joy ride ' experience proved to be very popular.

[Chu Chu]

Hoskins finally hits on an idea with legs.

[Kiltrash]

Oh do hurry up Simkins, Section Officer Harvey is dressed and ready for me...
She did tell me to delay you sir, She's not finished with 603 Squadron yet

[Kiltrash]

Getty will do anything for a comedy picture...

[Kiltrash]

Hey Buster...Guess this is on its last legs
How did you know my name is Buster??
just guestd...
Guess again...

[Wensleydale]

The Royal Navy deploys its Carrier Task Group.

[Kiltrash]

What happened here rating? when I left we were in the middle of a drought..
Sorry sir fatty Arbuckles bathtub spilled over

[SLXOwft]

An officer should never order you to do something he isn't prepared to do himself, he said. Yeah, right!

[Chu Chu]

A rating in waders. Typical. They promised me a peer was available.

[Dan Gerous]

I told you we could win a race against a float equipped Swordfish

[Chu Chu]

Normally transportation arrangements for arriving aircrew are, well, a little less primitive.

Didn't they the tell you to expect a Ford, Sir?

[Buster Hyman]

Okay, better call this before Kilty wets the bed!

In Third place winning the #PrayForHoskins award...
Rating "Could you hurry Sir, we need to get you ashore"
Pilot "Its only a few inches.....stop complaining man!"
Rating "Im ok Sir, but Im on Hoskins shoulders and the tide is coming in"

Second place winning the Tailhook award...
You didn't drop your torpedo then sir?
No, I'm just pleased to see you!

But, the CST goes to a new winner...
Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, batman.

(Well, it made me larf!!) :D:ok:

If you can't post images, put up the link & one of the 'residents' here will put it up for you. :)

[NutLoose]

Well done, I’d pm him in case he does not see it Buster.

[Paultheparaglider]

Thanks Buster and Nutty. The PM helped. I feel honoured.

And yes please to someone else posting a new photo as I have nothing suitable to offer.

[Confusious]

As treadi took second place my vote goes for him to take the baton.

[Kiltrash]

Welcome Paul and great caption...one for once I did not think off 😊

Caption waiting for Picture... Treadigaph is unfortunately delayed. The Police in Croydon want a ' word '

[treadigraph]

Well done Paul - here's a quicky from me, hopefully it won't lead to the Tower fer me...

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[NutLoose]

Orf with his head..

[MPN11]

POW … “I feel the Farce Harry.”

[MPN11]

Harry … “i dub thee … oh, wait … “

[Stockportcounty]

Can’t see us crossing swords again bro.

[cynicalint]

Stop that! It tickles!

[Chu Chu]

Impressive, but I said Willhelm. My R/C club's doing the Battle of Jutland next month.

[Dan Gerous]

Darth Vader is not my father you ****!

[Dan Gerous]

Arrgghh it's horiible. Put your helmet back on.

[Hydromet]

Careful of the pearl necklace, Will.

[cynicalint]

Well, Harry, you are certainly not a chinless wonder!

[cynicalint]

Look Hoskins, I have built realistic radio-controlled battling robots!

[Ascend Charlie]

Vlodomir Zelensky in the background, has fun with his radio-controlled robots, planning to send them to Russia to defenestrate Mr Putin.


(damn you Cynic, beat me by THAT much...)

[Buster Hyman]

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[Buster Hyman]

BBC One's Playground Insults got out of hand...

[Big Pistons Forever]

Harry, I was OK with the tell all books but I draw the line at the movie rights !

[Kiltrash]

In Central London Madam Tussaud's rework the Royal Siblings....

[Kiltrash]

Richard Osman has a great idea for a Game Show ....Premiers on Tuesday

[Kiltrash]

Greta will be pleased we are using LED not Incandescent

[Kiltrash]

Harry looks realistic but is that Matt Hancock he's tangling with?

[Kiltrash]

The wives of the scientists at the back wonder what the boys are up to now down in the shed...
It's ok he's probably only playing with his Willy...again..

[Kiltrash]

Harry...now if only I had this down in the 'Stan I could have scored more than 25 not out
WIlls...oh you have ALL the fun ..

[Wensleydale]

"Plots have I laid, inductions dangerous,
By drunken prophecies, libels and dreams,
To set my brother Clarence and the king
In deadly hate the one against the other:
And if King Edward be as true and just
As I am subtle, false and treacherous,
This day should Clarence closely be mew'd up,
About a prophecy, which says that 'G'
Of Edward's heirs the murderer shall be."

Richard III, W Shakespeare

[Buster Hyman]

"No Harry! I have the High Ground..."

(Fans will know) :ok:

[sealo0]

Boys, boys, boys can you please play outside, I don’t want anything broken, like that
Dog bowl.

[sealo0]

No, Harry all Grandmama said was “Reflections may vary “ not your face is hairy!

[sealo0]

Ok, I’ll soon finish this lot off , then I can get back to writing volume 116

[treadigraph]

(I'll try and call this around 9am tomorrow, fresh challenge for the new week!)

[NutLoose]

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[NutLoose]

It’s Darth Vader Harry, not Dark Father..

[NutLoose]

Bow down to your future King, Sir Lanceaspot.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

...and this one is for marrying the one everyone likes....

[Dan Gerous]

For Christ's Sake Harry calm down. Even your light sabre is cross.

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[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Oi, Harry, where did you get that from?
I pulled it out of that big stone over there.
Sh*t....You two! If anyone asks, you saw nothing! Right?

[Dan Gerous]

Pete, did you switch off the arming circuit?
Did I f***.

[Chu Chu]

I always wondered where the name of the brigade in that poem came from.

[fitliker]

Use the farce , Duke

[fitliker]

The farce is strong in this one , trained it cannot be .

[NutLoose]

When I said we have the knights swords now all we need is a matching suit, one didn’t expect one to bloody marry one.

[uxb99]

For Christ's Sake Harry calm down. Even your light sabre is cross.

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Are you sure these are Megans vibrators?

[SASless]

In the next Round it shall Balloons on Sticks at five paces.

[Kiltrash]

...and if you think this is bad for William, just wait till his team plays a team 69 places before them in the Cup

[ShyTorque]

Arise, Sir William!

Make the most of it Harry….you’re never going to do that for real!

[NutLoose]

Sorry I broke your necklace, but it will be ok, daddy I’s getting you an Iron Mask.

[NutLoose]

So you were ridden like a Stallion, was it Megan Thee Stallion?

[NutLoose]

So you were ridden like a stallion, I bet that was a donkey ride if I ever saw one.

[NutLoose]

So a Stallion Huh, well in this family you will always be the back half of the Panto Horse.

[Buster Hyman]

How many Taliban did you 'take out' with this?

[ricketyback]

Please Great Leader do NOT touch the red button

Great leader....why not?

It's the ejection button!

Great Leader pushes button.........whooooossshhh!

Thanks goodness you are Ok Great Leader! We did say do not push the red button......why did you push it?

Because I thought you said it was an ERECTION button?

[Ascend Charlie]

"Remember when we "crossed swords" at that urinal?"
"Sure do, mine was bigger than yours then, too!"

[andytug]

With apologies to George Lucas..

"You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the media, not join them! You were to bring balance to the monarchy, not leave it in darkness".....

[treadigraph]

OK, a quick decision, lots or great responses as ever but I particularly liked the prescient hindsight shown by:

Can’t see us crossing swords again bro.

Well done, the CST has been handed to today's courier, R2D2 who is bleeping his way northwards through Croydon's rush hour traffic... I can't watch...

[Kiltrash]

Well done Stockport. Will be up to see you later⚽

[Stockportcounty]

OK, a quick decision, lots or great responses as ever but I particularly liked the prescient hindsight shown by:

Well done, the CST has been handed to today's courier, R2D2 who is bleeping his way northwards through Croydon's rush hour traffic... I can't watch...

Thanks Treadigraph,

Just stomping up a local canal,no pic to offer up as yet so happy to pass it on,

Im back. GL all, barring Killtrash.

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