Caption competition

[Buster Hyman]

In Sharons opinion, these new short range Sidewinders were a bloody joke!

[brickhistory]

NERF begins trails of its first AAM...

[NutLoose]

I wonder why the guys call this Gingeminge field?










Sorry..hat.. coat

[clicker]

And that's how Doris got the only two real bangs of her service career.

[NutLoose]

You're pushing credibility a bit there clicker :}

[CoffmanStarter]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v382/toom317/Pprune-comp_zpsf23defc5.jpg

[brokenlink]

"Right, have got the Cornetto in my left hand and the Aldi version in my right, all I need now is Gondolier and canal!"

[PingDit]

Feeling pleased with her performance, Brenda slips away for a quiet smoke...

[cattletruck]

The things women carry in their handbag.

[SASless]

Either Darlene had awfully large hands....or the Reds were going to be hit with a Shark Attack!

[Buster Hyman]

"Where the bloody hell did the string go?"

[CoffmanStarter]

Rampant Rabbit you say :E

[SteveCox]

The two SAS snipers in the ghillie suits could only marvel at whether her bomb looked big in that by the use of hand signals.

[Dunky]

When Doris suffered PMT someone was going to get a rocket, normally right up where the sun don't shine.

[Buster Hyman]

Madonnas new bra is tested on the firing range...

[Steve the Pirate]

Even as she was misappropriating the rather secret weapons, Wendy realised that her pleading "But they were sooo cuuute" might not be a plausible defence at the inevitable Court Martial.

STP

[Dan Gerous]

Ok time to judge.

Runner up is Runaway Gun with

If Stores are all out of the large black ones, I'll just take two of these little white ones instead.


The winner is Crashalot with
The new wing design for lillette's were causing some concern..

Over to you.

[NutLoose]

Damn, I even thought along the lines of that one too, but never posted it :ugh:

Well done Crashalot :D :D :D

Nice to have new blood too. Welcome :D

[CoffmanStarter]

Well done Crashalot ... Welcome also :D:D:D:D

[Kiltrash]

Back to the reserve cap com..............Caption before picture.............

Dave Cameron finds the world does not revolve round him

[SASless]

Obama gives speech to adoring admirers....at the annual Washington Press Club Gala.

[brickhistory]

Hollande looks for property in London...

[Buster Hyman]

Gillard looks for property in London...

[SteveCox]

Snowden looks for property in London

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

Obama looks for Snowden in London

[Buster Hyman]

London looks for snow in June

[Steve the Pirate]

Snowden meets Lucan in Moscow.

[SASless]

A Temporary Photo until the real thing arrives!

Buster might recall his early days in the Mob learning the "Parade Rest" position!


http://cdn.twentytwowords.com/wp-content/uploads/Chinese-Soldiers-in-a-Teambuilding-Exercise-634x396.jpg

[brickhistory]

Queen's Own First Stonehenge (Light)

[Buster Hyman]

George...I hope that's your service revolver in the back of my head...

[jwcook]

China spells out their thoughts to US spy plane pilot.

[Kiltrash]

Bbbbbyyyyy tttthhhheeee lllleeeefffftttt qqqquuuuiiiiccckkk
sorry my throats gone

(troops think Thank god)

[CoffmanStarter]

BY THE CENTRE ... QUICK MARCH ! :}

[CoffmanStarter]

Kiltrash ... great minds and all that ... I'll stand down :ok:

[squeaker]

Whoooa! That was some low flyby!

[Kiltrash]

Austrailia Rugby Test Team pre match bonding session, with special emphisis on ensurring the camera's cant see whose boot was doing the stamping during the game

[CoffmanStarter]

I do hate the need to circulate at mess cocktail parties ...

[Buster Hyman]

ABOUUUUUT FACE!!! Ewwww...

[Runaway Gun]

Disregarding the Navy jokes, I think I preferred bending over forwards.

[son of brommers]

On a visit to China, the great and good at the MOD are shown exactly how big the hole in the Chinese defence budget is.

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

Hi, Hoooo!

Now, where the f#ck's Snow White?

[Danny42C]

Ingenious, these Chinese !

............or

When Father turns, we all turn.

............or

"I've got cramp!"


D.

[SASless]

The Guards Colonel...."Tsk Tsk! I say SgtMajor....have the Men do it the other way around so everyone can have a go!"

[Dunky]

"Wait for it,wait for it".

[Hydromet]

Synchronised limbo dancing almost made it to the Beijing Olympics....

[Buster Hyman]

Catchy name that PLA...has a ring to it...

[EyesFront]

Just checking that no females had infiltrated the troop

[Dunky]

Edit: Oops, never saw photo on previous page.

[NutLoose]

You only gave the guy 1 day 6 hours before gazumping him, has anyone PM'd him to tell him he won?

[SASless]

Nutty....I did say it was only Temporary until the Winner posted....this one is pure fun....and his will be for the competition.

[NutLoose]

Oh....... :ok:

Anyone let him know?

[PingDit]

North Korea demonstrate their interpretation of the Nutcracker Suite.

[clicker]

Confucius say "Confucius confused."

[Buster Hyman]

The Chinese Synchrotron really got going when the quality of the Beef & Black Bean was questionable...

[brickhistory]

The Chinese version of "YMCA" was a bit more manpower intensive...

[CoffmanStarter]

Ah ... The Ring of Confidence ...

With a nod to Colgate :ok:

[Buster Hyman]

Runner up is Runaway Gun with

Lets go RG...

[Kiltrash]

China finally get aquainted with the western management process of going round and round in circles and achieving absolutly sh1t

Sorry just need my morning caption competition offering

Crashalot, where are you? your oportunity to shine? LOL

[Genstabler]

Not having the equivalent of the Red Arrows to axe, the Chinese bean counters came up with an ingenious plan to save the cost of two million military camp beds.

[Crash alot]

Thanks guys :) sorry for delay

Picture comming up shortly

[Crash alot]

Okies, ladies and gents here it is

http://online.wsj.com/media/0922pod12.jpg

Judging friday evening :)

[NutLoose]

I told you we shouldn't have ran through the car wash.

[NutLoose]

WAAF team at the annual Clapton on Sea Skinny Dipping fete.

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

"First time in urban combat, lads?"

[SASless]

"Crikey! A K-9 raises one leg and off they went making like Froggies when a couple of German Bird Hunters wander across the border!"

[CoffmanStarter]

Bog Brush Detail ... Quick March !

[CoffmanStarter]

Washed my combats this morning and can't do a thing with them :E

[Rosevidney1]

Sar'major! Double that crowd to the barbers NOW!

[NutLoose]

"I say Sergeant, what Army are those chaps from?"

"I don't know Sir, but they're certainly not Brazilian's"

[squeaker]

Join the Army, they said.
All the bush you can 'andle they said...

[NutLoose]

"Why do you want to know which of them is female?"

"We'll you know the old saying a Bird in a bush is worth two by the hand"

[CoffmanStarter]

Ah ... Tribbles :}

[PingDit]

Sgt Major:
"SQUAD! HALT! Corporal - when I said get your men spruced up - that's NOT what I meant!"

[PingDit]

The instructor had decided not to allow the latest CSRO Course a shower following the 'finding food on the beach' phase...

[brickhistory]

Your OTHER left!...

[Runaway Gun]

"I'm Chewbacca - and so's my wife!"

[SASless]

"Looking at the Boots....they must be Rocks....judging by their marching!"

[clicker]

The only way to find the winner of the camouflage section of the course was to see who the dog pee'd on.

[NutLoose]

"You '"orrible little 'erberts, you march like f*cking Wombles, you might as well look like f*cking Wombles"

[SASless]

Not yer typical English Oak now are they?

[brickhistory]

What happens when Daleks get wet...





or



Bigfoot had had enough and brought some of his friends...

[Kiltrash]

The latest recruits for Celebrity Big Brother on the shoping test
Who can remain inconspicuos for the longest
================================================
After a day at Glastonbury /British Grand Prix in the wet
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Chinese troops about the British Troops, I dont know they all look so alike to me

[Buster Hyman]

"Is that Prince Harry?"

"Yeah, he's having a bad heir day..."

[WhiteOvies]

Doing covert security at Crufts had an obvious drawback...

[Dak Man]

The latest branch of the military

or

Homecoming parade for the Sherwood Foresters

or

Hoskins, I said girlies........

[Runaway Gun]

"I tell you, that surprise attack would have succeeded if it wasn't for that hedge trimming Babcock employee."

[CoffmanStarter]

Stop rustling you orrible shower ...

[CoffmanStarter]

http://online.wsj.com/media/0922pod12.jpg

[CoffmanStarter]

The new MOD Supplier of Bearskins for the British Foot Guards hasn't quite got the size spec right yet :}

[CoffmanStarter]

Camouflage ... my a$$ ... I can still see you lot :rolleyes:

[CoffmanStarter]

Sarge ... there's a squirrel in here trying to hide his nuuuttttssss :eek:

[Hydromet]

You 'orrible shower! None of you stood very close to your razors this morning, did you.

[dubbleyew eight]

that photo by coffmanstarter is a ripper.

do sniper schools actually parade in their ghillies suites now?

bright shiny rifles will get you identified in an instant.
bright shiny black boots show up on aerial recon really well.

maybe they are the course failures being marched off......

[Dan Gerous]

Maan, dees grass camflage is de best ting eva.

[glojo]

The best passing out parade weez ever as garden cuttings are dumped on the Kings Troop.


'Note how the person on the right is out of step!'

[PingDit]

The latest target recce competition was proving to be a tough one when they only had DMS boot soles to go on...

[NutLoose]

Wait until Jones realises I've changed all the straws on his Gilly suit for Chinese firecrackers..






..

[Buster Hyman]

Pirellis version of the Michelin Man... (See the F1)

[brickhistory]

Roto-rooter SWAT team...

[SASless]

The Irish Army's entry into the All Service Dwyle Flonking Competition failed to ring any Bells.

[Kiltrash]

Last squad of Japanese snipers from WW2 finaly break cover

[brickhistory]

The automatic carwash owner began taking security seriously...

[WASALOADIE]

"Get in step, man on the right"

[Kiltrash]

Fed up with the competition, the society of car wash professionals finaly go on the offensive after the squad's of mobile hand car wash operatives working in supermarket car parks.
( If you have a Sainbury's you will know who I mean)

[SteveCox]

The latest intake at the SBS sniper school get their seaweed pattern ghillie suits.

[ShyTorque]

A typical bunch of WRACs march to their annual body waxing session.

[ilvaporista]

The label on the vitamin supplement did not mention excess body hair as a side effect.

[SASless]

Comment....Shyt.......Now that was Cold!

[CoffmanStarter]

See ... I told you ... Keep Pongos out in the open too long and mold will grow on em like lightning :}

[Steve the Pirate]

In a testament as to how far integration had truly gone in the British Army, the first squad of the newly-formed Queen's Own Burka Rifles double-timed off the parade ground.

STP

[Crash alot]

God judging will be hard...

[NutLoose]

Yup, always is.. :)

[Kiltrash]

Crashalot, great caption, best of the bunch, pity you cant win your own picture
LOL :ok:

[Ascend Charlie]

(From person behind gloved hand on left:)
"Corporal Chewbacca, do you feel like you fit in now?"

"Nyarrrrggghhh!"

[Buster Hyman]

"Wookie Steaks tonight chaps!"
"What are they like?"
"Okay...just a little Chewie..."

[Kiltrash]

It you are such a great bunch of sharpshooters why cant you hit a barn door with a banjo

Sorry guv, me hair keeps getting in my eye's

----------------------------------------------------

After years of remaining inconspicous Nicklas Bendtner finaly realises there IS somthing he is good at

(For those who dont know who Nicklas is, see how good he is at hide in plane sight, he is (allegedly) a Arsenal striker)

[Pontius]

With his army, Cousin Itt was feeling more confident in his quest to oust Gomez from the head of the Family.

[Buster Hyman]

There goes the Jamaican Drug Squad...Mon....

[squeaker]

Conclusive proof at last that not only are the Syrian Army using chemical weapons, but also that the Arabic spelling of "nerve gas" is remarkably similar to "hair restorer".

[NutLoose]

http://online.wsj.com/media/0922pod12.jpg



The Egyptian army offer up another faceless politician for election to President.

[Martin the Martian]

As part of the MoD's participation in this year's Gay Pride events the Army volunteer some soldiers to assist in launching the new dating website howtomeetlumberjacks.com.

[Rocket2]

Hair today, gone tomorrow

[Buster Hyman]

The new menu in the Mess certainly ruffled a few feathers...

[Oceanz]

The effects of not using the white ointment were very apparent

[Surplus]

The Addams Family go to war, spearheaded by the cousins' It.

[Steve the Pirate]

With the government having axed the Frecce Tricolori, the Italian Army's substitute display team, the Fettuccini di Verde, go for an early formation practice. This manoeuvre is apparently called "Fuggire"

STP

[SASless]

"Cool Hand" Luke got quite a surprise when he shook these bushes!

[albatross]

It began to appear to Macbeth that things were going seriously wrong!




" Macbeth shall never vanquish'd be until
Great Birnam wood to high Dunsinane hill
Shall come against him."

[Kiltrash]

What would Dave (Hug a Hoody) Cameron say to quell the fears of the populace now the Triffids are on the march
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Chuck and Camila while visiting the Dr Who set get a makeover into the latest monster
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Border Agency jobsworth's wont let a Muslim through in a Burka, but a squad with AK47's is a different matter, Come on in

[clicker]

Tesco's had finally found a way to make people buy vileda.

[Danny42C]

Damned leylandii get everywhere. (Sorry if it's been used before !)

D.

[SteveCox]

The Welsh regiments finally find a camouflage pattern that allows them to get up close and personal with their 'date' on the local sheep farm on R&R days.

[SASless]

If the Judging doesn't take place soon....the season will change and all this camo will turn brown and fall off and the identity of these Bush Fellas will be known.

[Kiltrash]

Ronnie Barker
What do you mean you want tree fellers??

Ronnie Barker
Not tree fellers three fellows

From the hardware store sketch

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Officer in charge
Run lads the CIA are using Agent Orange in the search for Snowdon

[air pig]

So that's where my DMS boots went.

[CoffmanStarter]

Crash alot ..

I think we need a judgement and new picture ...

Please ...

[NutLoose]

Well he said he was scoring Friday.

[Dunky]

Well he said he was scoring Friday.

Lucky fella, but what about judging CapCom ;)

[622]

They may be rock hard special forces, but watch what happens when I shout... 'SQUIRREL'

[Steve the Pirate]

The captioneer search party head off looking for Crash alot. :E

STP

[Crash alot]

Here it is... delayed as ever

Third place goes to Nutloose

"You '"orrible little 'erberts, you march like f*cking Wombles, you might as well look like f*cking Wombles"

Second goes to Brickhistory with

The automatic carwash owner began taking security seriously...

And first place goes to Shytorque.. who nearly owed me a new keyboard with

"A typical bunch of WRACs march to their annual body waxing session."

Over to you Sir

[NutLoose]

Anyone seen ShyTorque?

[CoffmanStarter]

Clearly a very shy chap :p

[NutLoose]

You should Torque :p

[Crash alot]

Isn't he more usually found lurking in Rotorheads?

[ShyTorque]

Thanks, very much and sorry for being late on parade - some of us have to work for a living and don't always get home much before bedtime! Will find a suitable photo asap, as soon as I get access to my home PC, rather than my mobile phone. ;)

[SASless]

Bloody well right you should be working late.....lots of folks on the Dole are depending on you Mate!:ok:

[NutLoose]

What, he works in a Chippy? :eek:

No probs Shy, one also works for a living, why, only last week one was sawing off a lump of rear wing spar, so I could nail in another section in as it had tin rot.....
:}


:p




..

[ShyTorque]

Having finished my late shift "down the chippy", making the last bucket of mushy peas strong enough to repair Nutloose's wing bodgery...... :E

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y290/shytorque/coastguard_zps85c5f953.jpg (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/shytorque/media/coastguard_zps85c5f953.jpg.html)

[NutLoose]

Well it's flying again, but back to the competition...


RAF award a multi million dollar contract to BAe Sytems who promptly award a multi thousand dollar sub contract to the US coastguard to train RAF Chinook ramp gunners...

******

When I said I wanted to be a Chinook gunner, I didn't mean the bloody salmon.


*****


They say you can judge the size of a mans willie by the size of his motor...... never mind Buster, one can't have everything...




...

[Lafyar Cokov]

"We're gonna need a bigger boat!"

[NutLoose]

As I said, number 56 your time is up, now get off my boating lake..




..

[Runaway Gun]

You may have a big gun, but you deliver a small load.

[brickhistory]

The Coast Guard's dehydrated assault skiff trials weren't promising...

[brickhistory]

The budget for the new Bond film was sparse...

[brickhistory]

Attenborough voiceover: "And here we see an advanced case of Ma Duece elephantitis. Sadly, the inevitable is but a matter of time..."

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

"Number 17, your time is up!"

"Whadda yooz gonna do about.........oh.."

[Buster Hyman]

There was a reluctance to ask the crew of the latest Indonesian fishing boat where his passport was.

***

The conning tower of the new replacement for the Collins Class Submarines was a clever decoy.

[SASless]

Buster busted for Trolling and no good claiming he had a Deuce of a Ma as an excuse!

[Hydromet]

Tony Abbott was convinced he could stop the boats.

[ilvaporista]

To reverse? I just pull the trigger..

[CoffmanStarter]

What a silly punt :E

[CoffmanStarter]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y290/shytorque/coastguard_zps85c5f953.jpg

[CoffmanStarter]

SASless Duck Hunting Texas style :ok:

[Wander00]

How big is the tanker?......................

[Buster Hyman]

Aye, we're sendin' gun boat up river!

[Dunky]

The model for a post independent Scottish Self Defence Force trialled.

[airborne_artist]

"I see no ships".

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

With the Republicans insisting on both budget cuts and an aggressive protection policy, there could only be one result.

[SASless]

John Kerry, who served in Vietnam you may remember, swiftly re-enacts a "Christmas in Cambodia" for dazzled admirers.

[NutLoose]

The USN trials of a cheap and cheerful self contained "Technical" on a roof rack were going well until they found the ford was deeper than expected....

[622]

Sir, I AM trying to get closer...but every time I fire I end up where I started!

[Buster Hyman]

MOD rules out leasing Coast Guard vessel due to lack of space for Cabin Boys. RN saddened, but appreciative.

[Not_a_boffin]

"Charlie don't surf - on MY beach"

[SASless]

The Coasties were swaggering....until the USS Iowa pulled into sight!



















So ended the Big Dick Contest!

[CoffmanStarter]

A picture taken by one of his students during one of F3WMB's "famed" Physics Lessons ...

"Right you lot today we are going to have a practical demonstration of Newton's 3rd Law of Motion ... any questions so far ... be very careful before you speak" :eek:

[CoffmanStarter]

That's what I call versatility ... being able to drive a boat, fire a 50 cal and have a crap all at the same time :E

[SASless]

Nutty heard saying quietly....."Oh Lord....how large the Sea and how small my boat!". (Polite version)

Actual Version "How large my Ma Deuce...how small my.......!"

[NutLoose]

Captn Swartz departs Plymouth sound after the Royal Navy rejected the design on the grounds that there was insufficient room to fit a barrel.

[Neptunus Rex]

:uhoh: Roger the Cabin Boy gets his first Command.

[Dak Man]

Which version of JSF is allocated for this platform?

[Danny42C]

Neptunus,

Wasn't the Cabin Boy "Nipper" (otherwise it won't rhyme - in my version, at least) ?

D.

[Kiltrash]

Mythbusters finally find a place in California where it is not illegal to fire a 50cal, but the viewers are confused exactly what Myth are they 'busting'

Captain of the USS cole finds demotion hard to take

Djokovic finally finds a way to defend Murray's first serve

[Kiltrash]

Captain of HMS Astute looking through the Periscope to his ExO

'Are you sure these are the right corordinates to rendezvous with USS George H W Bush'?

[Wander00]

Well, that is a whole new take on community sailing.

[Kiltrash]

British Waterways Board finally get serious with anglers that dont pay their rod licence

[SteveCox]

The Pprune team entry into Scrapheap challenge speedboat task had the expected wacky means of propulsion.

[Danny42C]

So that's where our old bathtub went !

D.

[Dunky]

After privatisation the Coast Guard fleet suffered some reductions.

[Buster Hyman]

Hardy decided that he would never let anyone ask him to kiss him quick again!

[WannabeCrewman]

The Special Boat Service were forced to decide between a replacement for their Zodiacs and funding the "Creative Writing" class.

[CoffmanStarter]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y290/shytorque/coastguard_zps85c5f953.jpg

[CoffmanStarter]

Buster to star in the remake of the film on Ned Kelly's life :p

[Kluseau]

Recoil means the accuracy is lousy, but the target usually dies laughing anyway.

[Buster Hyman]

Coffman has trouble with the starter...probably just a nut loose...

[Dunky]

A command position can be a lonely place.

[SASless]

Buster today means about 0.4 Knots!

[pohm1]

Pedalo number 4 was about to regret ignoring the 'come in, your time is up' call.

P1

[Steve the Pirate]

Balancing stealth with firepower was clearly proving to be a problem for the US Coast Guard procurement team.

STP

[Dak Man]

Stop Press: Procurement Expansion as Somalian Coast Guard Vessel Budget is Doubled....

[Danny42C]

Damn the torpedoes !

D.

[PingDit]

US DoD offers new carrier package to the UK's Navy in line with latest MoD budget directives.

[Steve the Pirate]

"I said I wanted a boat, a big helmet and to be treated with respect - stupid bloody genie"

STP

[Buster Hyman]

Do Sailors have big helmets, or are they just happy to see us?

[WhiteOvies]

Sequestration sucks....:mad:

[CoffmanStarter]

Alex Salmond begins to panic after watching the proposed Scotish Navy offering post independence :}

[SASless]

Typical Obama Administration response to Border Security problems....Lots of Firepower but no desire to chase violators!

[Burnt Fishtrousers]

Savage defence cuts meant a new meaning of the word "gunboat diplomacy"

[SASless]

"Flank Speed" was limited by the amount of .50 Caliber Ammo carried....but did allow for a very noticeable "Burst" speed.

[SteveCox]

The latest De Agostini part work mean that after 3000 editions and a ton of money the Coast Guard would have a decent cutter, but the starting parts were the usual mismatched set.

[andrewmcharlton]

Realising that Grenada was taken with minimal force the mission to find Agent Snowden in Venezuela was in the advanced planning stages

[Dan Gerous]

I can't wait till the year 2350, when taking out the Enterprise's shuttle really means something.

[NutLoose]

"Capt'n the engine canna take it" ..... "Ohhh I am the Captain"

[Kiltrash]

New 'White Knuckle' ride at Alton Towers opens in time for the skool holidays, but the early reviews indicate excessive vibrations may lead to 'trouser accidents'

[NutLoose]

Well this ones well and truly dead and needs scoring, rescued from mid point page two..

He's obviously off shirkin...... Working again :p

[ShyTorque]

Some really good captions here! :D

Pohm 1 in runner up with:

Pedalo number 4 was about to regret ignoring the 'come in, your time is up' call.

But Steve the Pirate (appropriately named) clinched a great winner with:

"I said I wanted a boat, a big helmet and to be treated with respect - stupid bloody genie"

Please take the floor, Steve!! :D

P.s. Yes, Nutty, I'm away working again! :bored:

[CoffmanStarter]

Congrats Steve the P :D:D:D:D

[pohm1]

Always the bridesmaid....:{

P1

[NutLoose]

Bump from page two... Bet you look reeeeal cute in a bridesmaids dress...... :p

[SASless]

Buster in response to Nutty....Blushingly says....with eyelashes all a flutter....."But....much better out of one!"!

[Steve the Pirate]

Thanks Shy, I'm flattered. Let's give this one a go - if it's been used before I know you'll all let me know.

http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o193/insanity540/funnymilitary1.jpg

STP

[CoffmanStarter]

Strap it on and away you go :E

[Buster Hyman]

Look, it's all about the thrust, and comes from the hips. Here, watch...

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

Lockheed Martin demonstrate the F-35 "Plan B", and prove that the DoD should have read the contract more carefully.

[seekayess]

The latest cost-cutting plans of the British Government!

:ugh:

[NutLoose]

I am one you know, are you two?

****

Irish Air Force UAV's commence take off run....


****

I told you those Iranian Stealth fighters looked dodgy in their pictures, but ohhhh no, you would order them....



..

[Longhitter]

...and it keeps your knob warm, too!

[Buster Hyman]

The Air Force chaps were laughing at the Naval Aviators...right up to the point when they deployed their arrestor hooks!

[pohm1]

"Cleared to land, check two feet down and locked."

P1

[password]

hello fellow human i was wondering whether u could be of any use to me:
i am only 4'11 feet, am i too short to be a amazing pilot? (im only 15 so i will grow:rolleyes::\)

[Buster Hyman]

...Roger knew that after last nights dodgy curry, his vectored thrust could be a little twitchy...

[Oceanz]

Scott and Virgil in the running for a return season

[pohm1]

The Typhoon was replaced when it was found to be too fast to intercept hostile Quidditch players.

P1

[NutLoose]

"Preparing to open my chute.... Roger One, be aware sailors on the stb rear"



..

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

Biggles now understood why all the lanky gits were posted AD and all the shortarses went mud moving.

[Dunky]

"Christ two, give me some warning when you're about to drop a 'flare'".

[Dan Gerous]

I seem to have some sort of hydraulic failure, my joystick is leaking.

[SASless]

They said in time I would just "put the aircraft on" when I got used to it.

[Burnt Fishtrousers]

"Those sir are just another pair of trainee jet pilots undertaking a ritual humiliation as their instructors found they spent too much time with their heads in the cockpits "

[Kiltrash]

Buster and Nutty, Commander - in - chief authorises the use of deadly force when weapons lock on Coffman and Sasless

Calls Fox3....(thinks, at last get rid of 2 contestants who are better than me he,,he and I wont get the blame for 'friendly fire')

[Buster Hyman]

"Ah Goose, I think I'm in a stall"
"How many times have I told you Mav...the stick shaker is not a toy!"
"It's a good sta....alllll though Goose...mmm"

[SteveCox]

As the leader called "smoke on go" Hobbs knew why he'd been made to consume so much curry and Guinness last night.

[Runaway Gun]

Mandatory viagra use made it much easier to read maps.

[CoffmanStarter]

You expect me to do a Run-n-Break in these heels :}

[CoffmanStarter]

http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o193/insanity540/funnymilitary1.jpg

[ShyTorque]

"Then I just popped out the airbrakes and he ran right past me!"

[Cows getting bigger]

Something had been lost in translation during the N.Korea/Cuba weapons trade discussions.

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

"Who's ordering us about today?"

"SACLANT. That's why we're in a ferry terminal"

[PingDit]

"That didn't work very well did it No2? The boss specifically told us to keep between the cones during playtime, we'll have to go round again!"

[clicker]

Finally the USCG got some fighters suitable for the .5 cal punt.