Caption competition

[Buster Hyman]

"...and that is the Pacific fleet Comrade Putin. On the port we have a flotilla of Tugs, Tenders, and Tankers."

[Danny42C]

"What do I do to get an Upgrade ?"

[pohm1]

'When I was a lad, this was all fields.'

P1

[ShyTorque]

David Cameron calls them the white cliffs of Dover. I prefer to think of them as the white cliffs of Putingrad.

[Tashengurt]

"Keep going captain. I only need a Typhoon to finish my Eye spy book!"

[CoffmanStarter]

"Right that's the Ukraine sorted ... Now let's head north Captain and have a look at Lithuania, Latvia and Estonia" :eek:

[dazdaz1]

They all want to kill me, why am I flying in a Comet with the Mk1 window design, I see cracks!!!!

[Danny42C]

"This is a bit boring, but think of all the lovely Air Miles piling up !"

[Tashengurt]

These Bears are plusher than you think on the inside.

[MPN11]

"The Daily Mail doesn't mention bloody ships, just liposuction and cleavage."

[Buster Hyman]

Comrade. Which IFE channel has Pussy Riot on it?

[Fantome]

When I play battleships . . . I play battleships

[Danny42C]

"Where are all these Tornados and Typhoons I'm supposed to be seeing ?"

[cattletruck]

The RN Fleet - blink and you'll miss it.

[NutLoose]

Scoring tonight as Surplus seems to be missing on parade... ;)

[Fantome]

Navy minister said while you're over there Vlad you should inspect the fleet.
It won't take long. Did it.

[Buster Hyman]

I wonder which one is the Sky Marshall....

[NutLoose]

And the winner is Arm out of the window with the first Battleship reference


"Get Obama on the secure line and pass this message: 'J14, I sink your battleship!"

Runners up are Coff with

"Pilot to Nav ... You worked out where we are yet"

And Wensleydale with,

"Is that the Estonian Navy? I'll have some of that!"

[CoffmanStarter]

Well played AOTW :D:D:D:D

[Arm out the window]

Thanks very much Nutty, & CS for the kind words! Sorry it's taken a day or two to get my backside into gear, but here's my contribution - hope you like it...

http://i1150.photobucket.com/albums/o607/eacham1/PNGDude.jpg?t=1424510690

[CoffmanStarter]

Excuse me, but is that a Didgeridoo I see :}

[CoffmanStarter]

Buster ... Put your clothes back on there's a good chap :ooh:

[CoffmanStarter]

And this is 'My Friend Fred ...' :E

[CoffmanStarter]

Fox3 has finally found his Banana :}

[Cows getting bigger]

This is my rifle, this is my gun.

[NutLoose]

Ahhh I do love this sheepskin seat cover's, I haven't had a decent wipe in years...

[Buster Hyman]

No, I'm holding the "Control column", my joystick is for IFE.

[NutLoose]

My name? It's Coneon the Barbrastafarian

[NutLoose]

Yes I ordered the express delivered 99 cone with flake, but you know what, I'm no longer hungry.

[Wensleydale]

Even I will not resort to "The civilian rescue authorities take over yellow chopper duties".

[NutLoose]

Now that's what you call a Horn on...

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

Despite evidence from facial recognition software, Prince Andrew continues to deny...........

[Fantome]

http://i1150.photobucket.com/albums/o607/eacham1/PNGDude.jpg?t=1424510690
lukaut draivim balus liklik taim nau tasol

kwantas bihain

lukim bikpela kok wanpela pailat


(no doubt old PNG hands could improve on that rough rendering)

[CoffmanStarter]

"Requesting MATZ Penetration" :}

[ShyTorque]

The copilot used to complain it was all stick and no carrot. So now he gets no stick but a lot of carrot.

[CoffmanStarter]

Humm ... lipid residue ... nice :yuk:

[Surplus]

And here we have the cockpit.

........................................

The co-pilot wasn't going to fall for the 'polish my scrimshaw' trick again.

[ShyTorque]

What, that? It's my crash helmet.

[Buster Hyman]

WOOP, WOOP...PULL UP, PULL UP...
Ok...if you insist...

[Buster Hyman]

Are we going via Suez, or around the Horn?

[CoffmanStarter]

I understand this chap was a vacuum cleaner salesman before he became a pilot :E

[NutLoose]

I heard that the SDSR was pairing pilots back to the bone, but this is getting ridiculous.

[Buster Hyman]

Chicken or Beef Captain?...Oh, someone's already taken your order.

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

The rotary recruitment crisis deepens...

[dazdaz1]

You give me ice cream and I won't eat your brains.

[CoffmanStarter]

http://i1150.photobucket.com/albums/o607/eacham1/PNGDude.jpg?t=1424510690

[CoffmanStarter]

Look ... It's supposed to have a "Remove Before Flight" streamer attached to it :}

[CoffmanStarter]

The FRC's definitely specify ...

Pressure Head Heater ... .... ... ... ON

:eek:

[racedo]

Pilot wasn't known as Top Banana for nothing...........

[racedo]

Banana doing the split with Wrens became a new game....

[racedo]

Er What happens when you rub it ?

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

So, how could you spot a pilot before they had big watches?

[CoffmanStarter]

He's clearly got a too tighter grip on the stick ... a bad habit to have :E

[NutLoose]

There we were, low level over the bush, we just hopped this Rhino and it took a swing at us, But I don't think he hit us though....

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

There I was, nothing on the cock but the maker's name....;)

[Wensleydale]

When I said that we would be carrying an underslung load.....

[Buster Hyman]

Rodger, the Pilot, instantly regretted his lisp when he told the Native to "sit" in his seat...

[Wensleydale]

When the Australians said that they agreed for a WSOp exchange for seedcorn we didn't think that they meant this!

[Wensleydale]

The Australians misunderstood the requirement for a Cat and Trap apparatus.

[Surplus]

The co-pilot stopped smiling when he found out he was the in-flight meal.

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

LP Cock.....Sorry, HP Cock.

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

This Big-Spinning-Palm-Tree-Belong-Mrs-Queen.

[ShyTorque]

"I don't think that you should have asked him for a '99'...!"

[Buster Hyman]

Like all true Pilots, he was ready for his lap dance when he got to the gate...

[Danny42C]

"Yes, I'm quite partial to a bit of long pig !" :*

[NutLoose]

"Yes that's right, the name is Benny, and you say you know my distant Falklands side of the family?"

[Arm out the window]

Loving your work, posters ... the hour of judgment cometh...

These were just a couple of the chuckle-inducing ones that I really liked:

Fox3 with So, how could you spot a pilot before they had big watches?

Nutloose with Ahhh I do love this sheepskin seat cover's, I haven't had a decent wipe in years...


but for straight-out funny political incorrectness I give first prize to:

Dazdaz1 with You give me ice cream and I won't eat your brains.

Take it away Dazdaz!

[CoffmanStarter]

Well played Dazdaz :D:D:D:D

[dazdaz1]

Please forgive me for my late reply. A post in the next hour.

[dazdaz1]

Hope it works.......

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b9/dazdaz1/b4e403ff91cb5f2ca52488cf1f2f7537_zps39869e87.jpg (http://s16.photobucket.com/user/dazdaz1/media/b4e403ff91cb5f2ca52488cf1f2f7537_zps39869e87.jpg.html)

[Dougie M]

after landing Czech Liszt - For Poles Ooops

[CoffmanStarter]

EFATO ? ... too right ... I nearly did :E

[Rigga]

Now, about your understanding of Ground Attack...?

[TyroPicard]

Dear Mum,
I'll be home at the weekend with some laundry...

[ShyTorque]

So...it says here, wheels down for landing? Damn!

[NutLoose]

Hehehe, just wait until the AAIB check the fuel contents and find I've taken a dump in the fuel tank.

[Neptunus Rex]

"I thought coarse pitch was where we played Rugger - until I discovered Smirnoff!"

[NutLoose]

Dear Sir, have force landed west of Dunkirk and behind enemy lines.... Wish you were here.

[CoffmanStarter]

Sod it ... I'm going multi :hmm:

[CoffmanStarter]

I was just following orders ... the Boss said "put it through the weeds" ... so I did :ooh:

[CoffmanStarter]

Don't worry lad ... Every one you walk away from is a good one :)

[ShyTorque]

"Bugger! Here's me, right in the running for the caption competition...." :{

[CoffmanStarter]

I say that was an incredibly flat spin don't you know :ooh:

[ShyTorque]

"At least, because it's still WW2, I won't have to get a new propellor from Germany".

[Arm out the window]

I never understood that QNH / QFE thing until now!

[CoffmanStarter]

^^^ :D ^^^

[ValMORNA]

I come home on leave and find this thing parked on my lawn. Some people just have no regards for other's property!

[Wensleydale]

Now, where was I... Oh Yes....


"Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of earth,
And danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings;
Sunward I've climbed, and joined the tumbling mirth.......

[Danny42C]

"Boss isn't going to like this !"

[WIDN62]

He said "Sit down here and tell them you were the pilot" and then he ran off into the woods.

[Wensleydale]

The end of Legal Highs in Lincolnshire!

[NutLoose]

So it's let me ze, 2.2 Lbs to ze kilogram and nots ze other vay, ****z un Hitlerz, zat iz why I am here..





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[nimbev]

It was all in one piece - honest. I just turned my back for a moment and those bloody souvenir hunters must have climbed over the fence.

[pohm1]

Yes dear, it's a suprise to me too, I thought I'd planted carrots.

P1

[Buster Hyman]

...And that's where the expression "Plough the field" originated from."

[Buster Hyman]

"Gibson? Karol here...Karol, from the Polish flight...yes, that's it. Gibson...who made your legs for you? I need a new kind of pair quickly. Oh, and do you know any Propellor manufacturers while you're at it?"

[Wensleydale]

If you think that this is bad...you should see the other guy!!

[cattletruck]

Well, whadayaknow, the grass IS greener on the other side.

[Wander00]

Aw, shucks!

[Tashengurt]

Apparently the vb stands for very broken.

[NutLoose]

Hmmm I don't remember eating that!

[Buster Hyman]

Bugger. The Hurricane crews will have a field day with this!

[54Phan]

"Dear Mum, learning to fly is turning out to be a little more complex than it seemed......"

[Big Pistons Forever]

Survey and re-demand, I mean it works for pencils.......

[Big Pistons Forever]

B*ugger I am going to miss lunch !

[Big Pistons Forever]

One more and I am going to be an enemy ace...

[CoffmanStarter]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b9/dazdaz1/b4e403ff91cb5f2ca52488cf1f2f7537_zps39869e87.jpg

[Danny42C]

"Well, I suppose I could claim "one confirmed" - it'd make a start !"

[Buster Hyman]

Damn! Out of warranty.

[NutLoose]

Damn Scousers, it was on its wheels when I parked it last night...

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

Laughter-silvered wings, my @rse!

[NutLoose]

There I was, nothing on the clock but the makers name.... And then I realised there was indeed nothing on the clock..

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

'Now, what was the number of that truck driving school?'

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

Just my luck, I'll have to go for a 'Hats-On', and I haven't even got my hat.

[CoffmanStarter]

'Quebec Hotel Victor requesting QDM' :uhoh:

[NutLoose]

Hmm where to start....... Defects, aircraft slow to accelerate, prop vibration, tyres flat...

[Wensleydale]

NFF! ............

[vulcanised]

Have they invented bodyfiller yet?

[Buster Hyman]

When I said you'd be fine after a bit of Spit & Polish.....ummm...

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

Future Fighter Controller :E

[Big Pistons Forever]

Snag # 1: Flaps fail to extend due to close proximity of ground

[Big Pistons Forever]

Dear Mum

After a ripping good show the last few weeks I was rather brought back to earth today and so I have a bit of time to pen a letter. It seems Wing Co's admonition to "beware of the Hun in the Sun" has a modicum of truth.....

[NutLoose]

Boscombe Down evaluation report 1944/04. Top Secret...

Whilst I concur the engineers have rectified the appalling access problems on this particular aircraft type I raised in report 1944/03, One concludes that it has brought up other significant problems to the type and hence negates the advantages it brings..



..

[superq7]

You should see the other bloke.

[Danny42C]

"♫... If you go down to the woods today..... ♫"

[Buster Hyman]

I'm telling you, there's something out on the wing! Why doesn't anyone believe me???

[Danny42C]

"Vat is zees Form 765c ?"

[Buster Hyman]

Susannah York will be along shortly....aaaaany minute now...

[pohm1]

The mess that Plt Off Farquar found himself in that fateful Friday, was not the mess he'd hoped for.

P1

[SteveCox]

Oops, that worked fine in the Hurricane I had last year.

or

As usual Hoskins was a little late on the round out.

[jetslut]

So, ...I'm on the wing, now for that prayer...

[Tashengurt]

"Sorry boss. I was distracted by that pretty red firework!"

[pubsman]

Well, I suppose I've got time to read this manual now!

[CoffmanStarter]

"Undercarriage lever a bit sticky, was it, sir ?" "Well, yes, as a matter of fact, it was !" "Well, I wouldn't tell the CO that, sir. Not if I were you."

From a certain film ... :ooh:

[dazdaz1]

Dear entrants, The results will be published at 16:30 today. I must admit, it's more of a challenge to judge the entries than post a caption entry.

[dazdaz1]

3rd 54Phan..."Dear mum, learning to fly is turning out to be a little bit more complex than it seems"

2nd NutlLoose.. "Damn scousers, it was on it's wheels when I parked it last night" I fear you might receive a pm from Stevie G.

1st...WIDN62 "He said sit down here and tell them your the pilot" and then ran off into the woods"

:D To all entrants.

Over to you WIDN62

[54Phan]

Congratulations, WIDN62!

[CoffmanStarter]

Nice one WIDN62 :D

[WIDN62]

Sorry for the delay. I never thought I would win - I would like to thank my Mum and Dad, etc.
Hopefully this works - if this has been used before, Open House!
http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j34/WIDN62/1981b6b4-73e5-4318-b9d6-47ca2f6d262d_zpscmhqmmnc.jpg

[Big Pistons Forever]

- When you absolutely positively have to get it there......

- The gate guardian from in front of XX Fighter Wing HQ was last observed flying West.:E

- Typical fighter puke, when the heavy lifting needs doing he was nowhere to be found

[NutLoose]

MOD manages to arm Chinook on the cheap in the Air to Air mode.

[Buster Hyman]

(*Liam Neeson voice) "Release the Phantom!"

[Buster Hyman]

"Go get some easy kills" he said, "A bunch of defenceless choppers coming over the border" he said...have you seen the new Chinook countermeasures???

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j34/WIDN62/1981b6b4-73e5-4318-b9d6-47ca2f6d262d_zpscmhqmmnc.jpg

SDSR15 "efficiency" measures meant the Chinook Towed Decoy was not quite what had been promised.

[Buster Hyman]

Hoskins suddenly felt uneasy when Joan Armatrading's Drop the Pilot came over on the radio...

[Danny42C]

"What the heck's that ?"

[MOE EDSK]

The initial joy over the MoD announcement that the RAF would retain its VTOL capability even after the phasing out of the Harrier soon gave way to a feeling of utter humiliation when the first details of the project emerged.

[CoffmanStarter]

When I play 'Conkers' ... I play 'Conkers' :}

[ShyTorque]

An RAF spokesman explained that "illegally parked" VW Beetles were now too valuable to drop at air shows.

[622]

'The Phantom of the Choppera'

[Wensleydale]

The Royal Navy trials begin as they try to work out just how they will get an aircraft airborne from the deck of their new carriers.

[CoffmanStarter]

What bait did you use ?

[CoffmanStarter]

And this week on 'Extreme Fishing with Robson Green' ...

[NutLoose]

"Seven greens down and locked"....


++++++++++++


"Skip, does this make us a CH-51?"

[NutLoose]

The RAF's secret fly by wire F-4 was revealed to the public.

[cattletruck]

Now that's a short field take-off.

[NutLoose]

"We seem to have some ghosting on the radar return.... ahh that'll be a phantom image"

[Stanwell]

Righto chaps, now get ready while I light up those Speys..

[CoffmanStarter]

Cor ... Airfix Super Flight Deck for big boys :ok:


For those who need reminding ...

Airfix Super Flight Deck (http://www.stuffwelove.co.uk/superflightdeck.htm)

[Longhitter]

"B*gger, we forgot to bait the hook..."

[CoffmanStarter]

Right Nav ... When the Chinook boys release us ... I'll be wanting the Air Start procedures from the FRC's PDQ :eek:

[ShyTorque]

"When I said my nose needed a wipe, I didn't mean against a tree!"

[Roadster280]

"Watch this!"

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j34/WIDN62/1981b6b4-73e5-4318-b9d6-47ca2f6d262d_zpscmhqmmnc.jpg

"We...found it. Honest! It was just sorta lying by the runway"

"That's not OC 29's version of events. I've just had an earful down the 'phone. And where's the bloody radome?"

"On its way to Glasgow, judging by the lettering on the side of the truck we bumped into. :O"

[Danny42C]

"It just followed me home, honest, Mummy ! Can we keep it Mummy ? Please, please, Mummy !"

[Wensleydale]

The F4 was being flown by Smithers....he's just been posted to fly the BBMF Spitfire....

[Dan Gerous]

Hoskins wasn't chuffed when his Boss asked if he wanted to fly Phantoms.

[Donkey497]

Why you should never frighten or surprise a heavily pregnant Wokka........

[Buster Hyman]

Only one Pilot has the balls for this job...

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Martin Bakers new seat testing rig had one major flaw.....

[Danny42C]

"Look what the cat's brought in !"

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

A MoD spokesman strenuously denied that the contract to provide the Chinook force with a "Look down, Shoot down" capability had been awarded to the lowest tenderer.

[CoffmanStarter]

Bloggs ... I told you to rig the RAG horizontally not vertically :ugh:

[NutLoose]

"Right, which Nimbies house was it that said not in my backyard?"

[CoffmanStarter]

Jeremy Clarkson takes delivery of his latest garden ornament :}

[Danny42C]

"We're going to use it as a Gate Guardian in front of the MOD building in Whitehall !"

[Hydromet]

Professor Dork's experiments with anti-gravity finally seemed to be bearing fruit.

[WIDN62]

Judging this evening!

[Wensleydale]

88 miles per hour!!

[Vendee]

McDonnell Douglas have announced that trials on their new F4 high lift device are "encouraging".

[dazdaz1]

Just a thought skipper, I presumed it was water were suppose to drop over the forest fire?

[WIDN62]

Many honourable mentions, but...

3rd Coffman Starter with "Extreme Fishing with Robson Green"

2nd Danny with "It just followed me home, honest Mummy etc"

And the winner is

Fox3 with "We...found it. Honest! It was just sorta lying by the runway"

By the way, the runway was RAF Stanley - it landed short and hooked on to the end of the PSP matting rather than the cable and trashed the rear end of the fuselage.

Congrats Fox3 - you have the con!

[CoffmanStarter]

Well played Fox3 :D:D:D:D

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

Many thanks; try this then

http://www.heapsoffun.com/pictures/20110624/funny_military_tank_1009.jpg

[Tengah Type]

It always does that in the cold weather.

[CoffmanStarter]

Clearly a case of Flaccid Barrel Syndrome :E

[CoffmanStarter]

Don't let it drag in the snow ... It'll get frostbite :}

[Tashengurt]

"I said get it in defilade!"

[Tashengurt]

Nellie the elephant on national service

[NutLoose]

We call it Buster....

[NutLoose]

"It's for the Army gay rights parade float"
"It's a bit limp isn't it"
"precisely"

[NutLoose]

IKEA won the MBT competition..

[NutLoose]

"Ok so it's cost £1billion, is over budget and late, but do you not think the new BAe stealth tank contract has lost something in its development.?"

"Ahhh you mean it's operation capacity, well, we have thought about that and are working with the MOD to issue a new £5billion contract to address those failings"

[Danny42C]

"Bad case of Brewer's Droop, I'd say ! " :(

[ShyTorque]

It'll be OK once we give it a wipe down with oil of Viagra... :ok:

[Big Pistons Forever]

I got PVR'd out so I know exactly how it feels.

[Buster Hyman]

Yes, we did call it Buster, because it has potential. Our last one, the Nutty, only had a .50 Cal on it...

***

Quick, ask Nutty if we can borrow his 'Swedish' pump?

[pohm1]

Sorry Sarge, that's as full as we can get it, the boss was round earlier and took all the hot air.

P1

[Stanwell]

Well y'see, he was out playing games with his mates - when along came an A-10.
I think it may have pricked his ego.

[Buster Hyman]

Don't see many Snow Leopards around these parts...

[Wensleydale]

The brigadier ordered it after seeing "50 Shades of Grey".

[Wensleydale]

Jeremy Clarkson unveils the new decoy vehicle for Top Gear's next expedition to Argentina.

[NutLoose]

"Cameron's ordered 100, they're dirt cheap and they say they have found a way to manipulate the figures so they show up on the British Armies strength."

[Burnt Fishtrousers]

Tommy the Tank was left feeling rather deflated after the latest round of defence cuts. The Fat Commander had told him he will spend the rest of his days on a concrete plinth outside Tidworth barracks

[CoffmanStarter]

http://www.heapsoffun.com/pictures/20110624/funny_military_tank_1009.jpg

[CoffmanStarter]

Wait until it sneezes and I'll treat it for a common cold :}

[CoffmanStarter]

Give it a good rodding through ... that usually works :eek:

[CoffmanStarter]

Yep ... Fill em up with Helium and tether them down the West Coast at 30,000 feet ... That'll put the fear of Chi$t up the next Russian Bear Crew :}

[Danny42C]

"Your turn on the footpump, Hoskins !"

[dazdaz1]

In this scene, Yogi and Boo-Boo climb in the tank, Yogi lets one 'rip' and inflates the tank..... Mr Spielberg!!! Your a genius!!!!

[ACW599]

"We don't really know but it usually perks up when it sees an APC".

[Danny42C]

"Try giving it the Kiss of Life, Hoskins !"

[nimbev]

When they are deflated we can get 250 in a single C-17.... then Cameron will be able to claim that the RAF is capable of moving the whole of the EU Rapid Reaction Force just by itself. That should keep those US Generals quiet until after the election.

[Danny42C]

"Well, it has been in stores since 1944, you know"

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

The little bugger with the air rifle got the tank, but I've managed to save the missle launcher. Now go and get a patch.

[Buster Hyman]

The very tank that was depicted in the final scene of Fury showed just how inept the SS were in the war!

[NutLoose]

It was a main battle tank until this government deflated its ego.

[Danny42C]

"I think I've got a puncture repair kit on the bike. I'll have a look"

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

Some good ones so far - keep it up (fnarr, fnarr)


"No wonder it's drooping, all he gets from 'er next door is Grumbles.

[Danny42C]

""Either thou art bewitched with blood of frogs new dead,
Or jaded camest thou from some other bed"........ Ovid (Ars Amatoria)



(As the last two or three sessions have prematurely rung down the curtain, leaving me with a quiverful of unused arrows, I'm going to watch it this time !) D.

[Buster Hyman]

When I told the RAC I had a flat on my Tank, they laughed & hung up!

[cattletruck]

Whaddaya complaining about, the job ad said "get to blow up artillery", now start a huffing and a puffing.

[squeaker]

Defence spending cuts leave army feeling badly let down.

[NutLoose]

"And this is our latest product, it's a tank themed tampon for issue to the WRACs"

[NutLoose]

I told you not to get that WRAC to blow it...up, she's sucked the life out of it..

[CoffmanStarter]

What kind of lube did you use Corporal :E

[Wensleydale]

Defence spending was reported to have risen after the affects of inflation were taken into consideration.

[MOE EDSK]

This knocked-out Serbian Tank near Djakovica shows that even the latest Russian military hardware is no match for NATO´s superior weaponry.

[Wander00]

Ann Summers group try new line in inflatables

[Buster Hyman]

We named our tank Mae West.

[Danny42C]

"Will it have to be taken off, Doctor ?"...."No, it'll drop off after after a day or two"

[NutLoose]

So that's what MP speak means when they say they will reduce the size of the tank force but still retain the numbers.

[Hydromet]

Just like the last inflatable I bought from Ann Summers - it went down on me too.

[NutLoose]

If you look under the drivers hatch you will find George, he holds the inflation tube in his hand.

[Buster Hyman]

"Ahh, no wonder...it says here Insert at other end!"

[Danny42C]

"Now look what you've done, Hoskins !"

[CoffmanStarter]

No Corporal ... This isn't a situation where we'd use Ardrox for penetrative testing :}

[Wensleydale]

The Doctor Who script writers are upset when the latest batch of Daleks arrives from the makers at the BBC.

[Danny42C]

"I don't know what effect this will have on Putin, but by God it frightens me !"

[Big Pistons Forever]

"Not fit for service" is so judgemental. After all we are the new kinder gentler military. How about we report that the state of the tank dummy is currently "inflation challenged"

[Danny42C]

"It's no good, you'll have to carry it back to the nearest garage air line - it's only about 50 miles". Don't be too long". :(

[Buster Hyman]

The cost of inflation has affected our capability somewhat...

[Fantome]

http://www.heapsoffun.com/pictures/20110624/funny_military_tank_1009.jpg

Fred, I'm sure I hear a hiss. Not now don't have a piss.

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

OK, let's not stretch this one out ;)

Third - Pump Boy - Wensleydale
Defence spending was reported to have risen after the affects of inflation were taken into consideration.

Second - Compressor Operator - ACW599
"We don't really know but it usually perks up when it sees an APC".

First - King of the Blow Jobs - Hydromet
Just like the last inflatable I bought from Ann Summers - it went down on me too.

A free Puncture Repair kit for you, Hydromet.

[Hydromet]

Deeply honoured, thank you. I shall seek an appropriate picture and post it shortly.

[Hydromet]

Sorry folks, I'm having problems posting an image, so take it away ACW599.

[treadigraph]

It's a free Picture Repair Kit Hydromet needs I think...

[ACW599]

>Sorry folks, I'm having problems posting an image, so take it away ACW599.<

Coming up shortly...

[ACW599]

Try this one... Hydromet to judge when ready.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v327/gw4frx/Husky%20vertical.jpg

[Stanwell]

A bit early on the round-out there, Hoskins.


Great pic, ACW.