Caption competition

[CoffmanStarter]

No Buster I didn't ... The contraption looked like your mobile phone ... Which I recall has the BCD Ringtone :ok:

[Buster Hyman]

It's a Blackberry...so your analogy is accurate. BCD still rings out when I get a SMS. :ok:

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

In a last, desperate attempt to prop up the Euro, Germany ordered its Leopard 2 replacement from Greece.

[622]

Bloody clampers!

[Buster Hyman]

Fritz was determined to take out the Lacrosse championship...

[ShyTorque]

All the girls had heard the story about Herman being "donkey rigged when it comes to a bang" but few got to see the real evidence.

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P.S. We've had this photo before.

[NutLoose]

Having heard of the successful escape by the British by tunnelling under a wooden horse, Private Schultz shows off the Wooden Donkey confiscated from Irish POW's under which they planned to dig a smaller tunnel.

[clicker]

The guidance system for the suicide donkey bomber still required a little work.

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

After stealing the Nazi technology, the concept of a donkey in charge of Defence was perfected by the British - Geoff Hoon

[CoffmanStarter]

Take that uniform off and stop masquerading as a Donkey :E

[CoffmanStarter]

Germany calling ... Germany calling ...

[CoffmanStarter]

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h223/bbum_photos/PanzerfaustDonkey.jpg

[CoffmanStarter]

Forward Air Controllers aren't that new ...

[CoffmanStarter]

Poor Donkey ... During trials of new Luftwaffe ECM kit, when output was cranked up to full, he became Dongle :(

[CoffmanStarter]

The Hitler Youth learn to use siege ballista in the final months of WII ...

[CoffmanStarter]

I can still only get a 3 Bar signal :}

[Dak Man]

Donkey hotay spotted with his German ass.

[Lima Juliet]

It would appear that I have "porked it" and published a photo that has been subject to a previous competition (new callsign rhymes with 'clucking anchor' :\). Therefore, I shall fall on my sword early and announce the winners:

Bronze Medal: Pohm1 with “The Nazi invasion of Britain was planned to land at Blackpool”

Silver Medal: Coffman with “I can still only get a 3 Bar signal”

Gold Medal: Nutloose with “Private Vilhelm's picture taken prior to being drummed out of the 5th Alpine division, on taking up position on the firing range and the order "cock it" being misunderstood, he brought a smile to his donkeys face but shame on the regiment”

Apologies again, and in the unlikely event of winning again, I will try harder! Over to you Nutloose :D

[ShyTorque]

Sorry, Leon, but someone had to tell you, anyway - but I was enjoying it while it lasted..

I was just going to post:

"Tesco's "beef" burger machine being loaded"

when I saw you'd pulled down the face blind handle, but never mind! ;)

[CoffmanStarter]

Gallant call LJ ... Game on Nutty :ok:

[Lima Juliet]

I like that one as well! :ok:

Anyway, I have PM'd Nutloose, so it shouldn't be long...

[CoffmanStarter]

LJ ... That callsign you mention is already taken by a certain ex RN Sea Harrier pilot :E

[Lima Juliet]

I prefered BEagle's "Bearded Bull$h!tter" :ok:

[Kiltrash]

Boredom mode on'

Damm, just when I was about to post the all time greatest EVER Caption

Guaranteed to have coffee / wine / beer spewing on everyones key board and causing cardiac arrest among anyone of a sensitive nature

The one that has been outlawed by the Geneva Convention as CMD, Caption of Mass Destrustion

That elf and safety descided will not be spoken to crowds of more that 2 to prevent mass hysteria

Ah well keep it till needed

Boredom mode off

Nutloose, where are you?

[Lima Juliet]

Sorry matey :(

[Buster Hyman]

Leon, at 811 pages (in my view), 16,000 replies, and 2 million views...it's a bit hard NOT to re-use a photo! One can only hope that it's more than 200 pages back so people get bored trying to look for the last winning caption!!! :ok:

Having said that...don't let Nutty win again...we never hear the end of it.

[CoffmanStarter]

Cooee Nutty ... We're all straining at the key board ... :eek:

[SASless]

A fill in until the winner wakes up from his Kip!

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/169462_451596894896697_667790708_o.jpg

[Duncan D'Sorderlee]

The RAF's Nimrod replacement programme was found to be wanting.

Duncs:ok:

[vulcanised]

US caught in shock whaling activities.

[ShyTorque]

"Nope, it's definitely too cold for me - go around!"

or:

"Pilot to bridge! Next time Admiral, kindly be a bit more careful when you slam the ship into reverse, will ya!"

[Lima Juliet]

We're gonna need a bigger boat!

[NutLoose]

Give me a chance to post one, it hasn't even been 3 hours.. ok thanks Leon for the privilege, was a suprise so early on.

Lets try this one and hope its not been posted before, scoring a week today or earlier.

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q137/DavidLayne/RAFbrass.jpg

[Tashengurt]

"I say Hodgkins, get your arses off the map!"


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[ShyTorque]

"OK chaps, this is the retirement home where Sharkey Ward lives. Attack at dawn...any questions?"

[Lima Juliet]

Look chaps, it's 1966, and all we have to do for this White Paper is shrink all the ranges by this much to finish the "Fly Navy!" boys for good...

[Lima Juliet]

Out of the 4 Air Officers it was obvious which one was from Coastal Command with a liking for the dairy cream sponge...

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

Oh, come on chaps. 8 stars between us and we can't decide which pub to go to for Sunday Lunch?




*I had one trip with the kipper fleet, and I was passed a piece of Dairy Cream Sponge before the flaps had fully retracted after T/O.

[Buster Hyman]

Nutty's crack team of Captioneers work out a witty retort...

***

Luckily, Air Marshall Buster was on hand to point out that the Heimlich Maneuver was not a Nazi attempt to open a new front in the Ardennes...

***

"...and then chaps, just one final turn and we're in line with the Brylcreem factory. Drop the Para's here & we're set for the rest of the war! Huzzhah!"

[SASless]

It seems the RAF issues Pace Sticks to match the Mental Capacity of the User.

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

"How do these divider thingies work again?"

"F#ck knows, that's nav ****."

[Kiltrash]

One crouching on the right thinks

AHH thank god this is a silent film, just dropped one

-----------------------------------

So according to this map it is 20 paces to the WAAF barracks, cover me Hoskings, going in

[jwcook]

Disaster strikes - the judges disqualify the favourite for going over the edges in the colouring in competition.

[Temp Spike]

****christ me cock itches****

[pohm1]

"So gentlemen, we are in agreement. It will be up-tiddly-up-up, down-tiddly-down-down and back in time for tea and medals."
P1

[Temp Spike]

The wherethefcukarewe tribe, in their natural habitat.

[Temp Spike]

I have shocking news. I cannot read a map.

[Temp Spike]

Hodgkins, this is your brain....

...and...

...this is your brain on Scotch.

[CoffmanStarter]

What do you mean Gibson has been in the Singer Link for 8 Hrs and still can't find the bloody Dam !

[CoffmanStarter]

Now look chaps we're all Coastal Command ... any of you know how to drive a boat so we can take the Navy out the game :E

[pohm1]

"I say chaps, do you think that the day will ever come where these maps can be sourced instantly, freely and easily from an international database, carried on a small slimline portable television like device and overlaid with photos taken from outer space?"

P1

[CoffmanStarter]

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q137/DavidLayne/RAFbrass.jpg

[Kiltrash]

So you say that if we fold the map like so we can bring Berlin within range of the Fighter escort.


No change then Top brass dont have a clue!!

[pohm1]

Brilliant, according to the graph, mine has grown 1/2 an inch since I started tying a weight on it.

P1

[cattletruck]

,,,and that is were we'll find our next supply of brylcreem.

[EyesFront]

Just look for the little pricks

[Buster Hyman]

No, no, no...it's clearly here on the previous page, but cattle truck failed to look!

***


According to this, Tom Cruise will play me in the movie!
Steady on Ol chap, that's not funny at all!


***


Rights chaps. We've been reactivated to help Frenchie do the job in Mali. The clever chaps in Whitehall never promised our good stuff so here's where we can find some surplus gear...a little place called Burma...

[RJC]

Breaking News: CAA proudly announce they are going to bring the Nav exam 'bang up to date using the latest technology and methods'.

[NutLoose]

"Ok now the final redundancy tranche it out of the way and only four of us remain I have come up with a plan
Tubs you being the lowest rank will man Brize Norton our remaining Station, I realise that manning the whole station yourself is going to be a lot of work, especially as you will be responsible for our final aircraft, but I have taken that into account and i will allow you an extra week to prepare for AOC's inspection.
Beaky I am making you AOC and along with Streaky here, you will join me at MOD London where the three of us can oversee Tubs. I realise that with only three of us at MOD to oversee Tubs we are going to be stretched, therefore I have arranged with No10 to employ a 100 strong typing pool to assist us...
Well gentlemen I think that covers all bases... Oh, before I forget Tubs, chatting on the blower to the PM this morning he wants you to deploy our asset to....."


Yes I know I can't enter :sad:

[Lafyar Cokov]

So assuming the villain is on foot - with half an hour since they disappeared - the missing doughnuts must within this circle here.......anyone else have any idea where they might be?

[brickhistory]

Right, here's where the greasy pole was last year...

[EyesFront]

Prime representatives of the winged master-race meet on Mount Olympus, deciding which lucky mortal will be the object of their next prank

[EyesFront]

It seemed so easy when they explained it to us at air cadets - so very long ago - but these grid references can be dashed tricky to work out...

[Temp Spike]

Well she said just point and click but I'm at a loss....

[Tashengurt]

Eeny meeny. F*ck it. Let's close 'em all and go to the pub!


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[Temp Spike]

Keep your meat hooks off or I’ll stick you with this damn thing.

[CoffmanStarter]

Gentlemen ... Dowding and his Fighter Command chaps have got a rather wizard Plotting Table with a lot of pretty young WAAF's pushing stuff around with long poles ... Squiffy can you sort out the table and I'll start interviewing the girls with Ginger over here ... oh and Sammy go have a word with the SWO and get hold of some brooms. Back in an hour and we're operational :ok:

[NutLoose]

Damn good idea of yours to use a weegie chart for planning Willerby, ok, what aircraft type should we retire next?... H........A.......R......R.....I............


.

[Kiltrash]

Bletchley Park have just de coded the carrier pigeon message, yes the one from Surrey, and it clearly comes from Sharkey Wards dad, and it says Jun 5th 1944 Normandy coast, have just taken Omagh Beach single handed pushing onto Paris, catch up when you can.

[CoffmanStarter]

Ahh ... The mystery of the Air Plot ... How do we plot round the corner on to a new heading Squiffy ? :uhoh:

[CoffmanStarter]

Boris Johnson employs a crack team of consultants to work on the new Thames Estuary Airport proposal :eek:

[CoffmanStarter]

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q137/DavidLayne/RAFbrass.jpg

[Kiltrash]

Marshal of the Royal Air Force (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marshal_of_the_Royal_Air_Force) Sir Arthur Travers Harris, 1st Baronet (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baronet), GCB (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_the_Bath), OBE (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_the_British_Empire), AFC (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Force_Cross_(United_Kingdom)) (13 April 1892 – 5 April 1984), to his staff
(crouching right)

Remember in the last days of the Third Reich Adolf Hitler was personally commanding non existant regiments and squardons in the defence of the Motherland, over my dead body would that be allowed to happen to the armed forces of Great Brittain.

[Temp Spike]

No wonder we keep smashing into mountains, this map is completely flat!

[SASless]

Chunky thinking to himself.....I"f this daft bastard doesn't belt up pretty soon....I am going to poop my pants!"

[Hempy]

Right chaps, this Dieppe place looks just the ticket...

[Temp Spike]

The air field is here, but we are going to surprise everybody and land over here....in the forest where Jerry can't find us.....

[Temp Spike]

That’s it? That’s the plan? My Lord, are you out of your fcuking mind?

[CoffmanStarter]

Chunky ... a cork ?

[CoffmanStarter]

And that Gentlemen is how Uckers will be played in my Command ... NO Navy Rules allowed ! :}

[CoffmanStarter]

The Mess Curtains Committee still agonise over which floral design to choose :E

[airborne_artist]

"I like to see quite a bit of leg gentlemen, so this will be the new length of WRAF skirts."

[CoffmanStarter]

In best Mr Cholmondley-Warner voice ...

"Tired of using Nav Dividers and Parallel Rulers ... you need the Brady Mk3 for all your Navigation needs ... a thoroughly British design"

[CoffmanStarter]

Right Chaps ... Which one of us has the silliest sounding name ...

[jwcook]

OK gentlemen that's the plan for the Möhne, Dam, now we just need a non- controversial code name for confirmation of a breach.

Well Sir "GINGER" is bound to cause offence to red heads, but if we could use the same letters and mix them up, we just might have it!!!

[CoffmanStarter]

Nope ... can't be done. Anyway I can't think of any possible scenario where we'd have to get a Bomber down to the Falklands Islands both now and in the future :ooh:

[CoffmanStarter]

News from the Singer Link Sir ... Gibson has found the Dam and want's to know if he can come out now ?

[CoffmanStarter]

With the only serviceable Long Range Bomber left in the RAF ... the BBMF prepare contingency plans to get the Lanc operational should we need to visit the Falklands again :E

[CoffmanStarter]

Cut the map like this Squiffy and there will be enough toilet paper to keep the Mess going for a month ... desperate times Gentlemen :}

[Buster Hyman]

.........Sir?.............Sir?............*ahem*........Sir?

No, I have no f***ing Idea what to do!

[airborne_artist]

"If we move Australia this far each day do you think the Navy will notice?"

[622]

Come on chaps, do try harder...that Wally chap is on here somewhere.

[CoffmanStarter]

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q137/DavidLayne/RAFbrass.jpg

[CoffmanStarter]

So Gentlemen we are all agreed ... both NutLoose and Buster are to be promoted this time around :ok:

[CoffmanStarter]

So the collective noun for a group of Coastal Command VSO's is ...

(1) A flock.

(2) A gaggle.

(3) A murder.

(4) A clot.

(5) Or more controversial ... A flotilla.

:E

[CoffmanStarter]

If we all go dressed like this to next weeks 40's do ... Coffman will rumble us for sure :\

[Buster Hyman]

"That's it, by Jove! We've cracked the cure for airsickness!"

"Is it boredom Sir?"


"That's enough out of you Porkins."

[airborne_artist]

".. and when her nipples droop by this much I'll trade her in."

[Neptunus Rex]

"Dividers and Rule."

[Pontius Navigator]

We really need a navigator

[CoffmanStarter]

Oi Lloydy go make us Air Marshals all a cuppa there's a good chap ... you can have one too :}

[CoffmanStarter]

"When the Moon is in the seventh house and Jupiter aligns with Mars then peace will guide the planets and love will steer the stars" ... "This is the age of Aquarius Sir".

Medics Medics ! ... Squiffy has been using the sextant too much :ooh:

[LurkerBelow]

So you can see that all the sides of an equilateral triangle are the same!

[Buster Hyman]

Nice plan Sir, but are you sure we need to send that many Bombers on the Milton Keynes mission?

[CoffmanStarter]

Bog off Lloydy this is Air Marshal stuff :E

[CoffmanStarter]

Is that a speck of Vegemite I see there on the fold of the map ... naughty Buster :uhoh:

[ShyTorque]

"It's no good, chaps. This is far too difficult for us fighter pilot types to work out. We really do need a helicopter chappie. There's only one thing for it - promote Andy Pulford to CAS!"

Fighter pilot types....."Groan!"

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

"God, it's a barren featureless desert out there"*

"Um, that's the Atlantic chart Sir."





*with apologies to Messrs Curtis and Elton

[5aday]

Then I steered east for 6mins turning north for another 6, then west until I rejoined my original track. I realised much later when I ran out of fuel it turned out to be tea stain on this map. Here. See!

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

"You'd think maritime nav would be easy, but after 5 sorties I hadn't found a single one of those blue lines. They booted me off to Bomber Command after that."

[Big Pistons Forever]

Caption for a bunch of brass hats standing around a chart.

Then: Right, this is the plan for the next phase of the war

Now: If we optimize the synergies obtained from realigning the force structure along this main line of effort, I predict that we can increase the percentage of hard kills through the use of joint force kinetic effects by 11.09 %.

[CoffmanStarter]

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q137/DavidLayne/RAFbrass.jpg

[CoffmanStarter]

Ah ... the Circle of Uncertainty ... we're going to need bigger legs on these dividers Squiffy ... let's have your braces off old chap :}

[CoffmanStarter]

Careful Sir ... when the last chap scratched the mess anti-room table the PMC went ballistic :O

[CoffmanStarter]

OK ... 10nm left of track on a heading of 220' doing 230 kts ... so that's 220' minus Squiffy's hat size divided by Sammy's inside leg measurement multiplied buy the circumference of Lloydy's truss and we'll be back on track quicker than you can blink ... I really don't know why the Nav's make all this stuff so complicated :E

[Ascend Charlie]

While Air Marshal Scissorhands was demonstrating his new fingernail extensions for navigation purposes, Air Commodore Depp was thinking of his grandson Johnny and an entirely different use for them...

[TyroPicard]

Not really an entry, just thought you might like to relive one of the Goon Shows....

Ziss is my plan of attack!
Looks like a nail to me, Sir...
No, it's a tack...

[SASless]

Little did they know how British and French efforts at working on Underground Projects would turn out.

[Buster Hyman]

"...and here is the last place we saw the cheese eating surrender monkeys. Any thoughts where they went?"

[Baron 58P]

"Are you sure that is the closest Pizza place? It seems an awful long way...."

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

The nav team completes the planning for the RAF's remaining aircraft to do its sortie for the month. Another 4 Air Officers are filing the flight plan.

[Burnt Fishtrousers]

"No Sir, getting a larger pair of calipers doesnt extend the range of the Lancaster.."

[MReyn24050]

"You actually cycled that far, Sir? Well done."

[NutLoose]

Last calls for the current competition, seems Coff has run out of ideas :sad: scoring and handing over the reigns Tuesday unless a mad rush of entries. It's been a pretty good turn out :ok:

[Onceapilot]

"Sorry chaps, this is going to hurt us, by my calculations we all live within the personal contribution distance now."

OAP

[EngAl]

Well little fella, you want to drop a Tallboy and I want to drop a Fatboy.
Bad news - I get the casting vote, take one pace forward.

[EyesFront]

In the quest to save money, home-to-duty mileage claims come under ever-closer scrutiny

[Rather be Gardening]

Algy had a strong suspicion that Ginger was deliberately losing each game of Strip Navigating because he loved being the team brew bitch.

[Buster Hyman]

"Shhh....SHHH! ...Was that the Ice Cream truck?"

[LurkerBelow]

I say, playing battleships for real is a lot more harder than the board game - I can see why uckers is so much more popular with the lower ranks...

[CoffmanStarter]

Following on from EngAl's ...

And if you bounce Lloydy and we can finally get Gibson out the Singer Link we might have another mission for you :eek:

[CoffmanStarter]

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q137/DavidLayne/RAFbrass.jpg

[CoffmanStarter]

Final photographic proof that all Air Marshals look alike :eek:

[squeaker]

Doesn't look anything like a bloody giraffe!
We're the worst Pictionary team ever...

[clicker]

Finally the penny dropped and no amount of planning would save them. They would get the axe when nutty cast his vote.

[Buster Hyman]

Porkins, this is above your pay grade, so close your eyes & keep holding the map down like I told you to!

[airborne_artist]

If I promise to put it in just this much will one of you be my rear gunner?

[622]

So the brewery is here, the minibus is there...and the lads are down here....
...damn...they were right we can't organise this! :E

[Lafyar Cokov]

So we can have the main prong of the attack here...on the Lord Mayors float and still have enough men for the Gay Pride parade in Brighton at the same time!!!

[SteveCox]

Do you think this photographer chap has nearly finished as it's damn hard working out where anything is with the map upside down.

[SASless]

Black Buck Raid Planning in session.....it seemed fitting only a single hole marked the Target!

[brickhistory]

The Air Staff placed their bets on where the scale prototype "Flying Bedstead" would land on the map...


or


A Deathstar, you say?! If only we could get the plans for it.


or


"Yes, Porkins, we know you're a pilot. Now take your bloody watch off the table!"

[CoffmanStarter]

And when we get the new issue Woolly Pully we can put our Brevets here :ok:

[CoffmanStarter]

OK chaps ... we're here and the WAAF Block is over there ... slight problem though ... a six foot high barbed wire fence is between us and the girls. I'm afraid you're going to have to sit this op out Lloydy as you're a bit of a tubs old man :(

[Kiltrash]

Up and down the land many a nervious player waited with bated breath for Nutloose's latest ruling

tick tock

[CoffmanStarter]

His light is on :)

[SASless]

But just like the Neighbors.....No one is at home!

[CoffmanStarter]

SASless :=

[brickhistory]

"The last sighting of NutLoose was here. Using 40mph as the fastest he could travel, then he has to be somewhere within this circle..."

[NutLoose]

So many to go through... Mainly coffs, looking now :E

[NutLoose]

Ok the results out a staggering amount if entries are

1st

Temp Spike

No wonder we keep smashing into mountains, this map is completely flat!

2nd

622

So the brewery is here, the minibus is there...and the lads are down here....
...damn...they were right we can't organise this!

3rd

ShyTorque's

"OK chaps, this is the retirement home where Sharkey Ward lives. Attack at dawn...any questions

And finally equally 3rd

CoffmanStarter

Careful Sir ... when the last chap scratched the mess anti-room table the PMC went ballistic

Well done folks and congratulations to Temp Spike :D

[CoffmanStarter]

Good call Nutty ... worthy winner TS :D:D:D:D

[brickhistory]

I hope this is unnecessary, but Temp Spike was lectured to by a mod in Jet Blast and stalked off several days ago.

Don't know if just for that thread, that forum, or the entire site.

Suggest NutLoose put a time limit, then auto award to second place at the end of the limit?

[NutLoose]

Ok will send him an email / pm and see if he is about, as he is states side we will say give him to 8am Thursday morning UK to allow for the time shift between real time and the rest of the World time... That sound fair? If no response by then, we hand it over to 622

[SASless]

This poses a dilemma for me....as TS is on my Ignore list.:confused:

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

For god's sake don't compromise your principles! One of us more liberal types will immediately repost (just the picture, presumably you want protecting from his blasphemous words).

Or you can wait till the repost on the subsequent page.

;)

[SASless]

Sometimes TS just seems to enjoy squatting with his Spurs on.

[Kiltrash]

Cummonchaps, and chapesses

Let the natural order play out, winner posts next, and if does not within reasonable time the honour passes to second and we can all get back to a few well natured quips and banter

Dont take life too serious, it is far too short

simples

[Buster Hyman]

Ok, pre photo caption comp...

Nutty figured that the rash was cleared by vigorous rubbing.

[Hempy]

Buster had always wondered exactly what a Hyman was, until now....

[CoffmanStarter]

Nutty's Nobel Peace Prize acceptance speech was a hoot :D

[SASless]

Buster asked "Why?".....Nut Loose asked "Why Not?"

[brickhistory]

"Yeah, that'll probably buff out..."

[ACW599]

"Just put some oil on it and give it a few strokes"

or:

"Hoskins, if you do that again you'll have to marry me".

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

"Do that once more Edmund, and I'll make it very hard for you"

[Tashengurt]

"it may not be illegal but it certainly is immoral! "


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[Kiltrash]

Kate was SO pleased to welcome Harry back from the front line

[airborne_artist]

"Don't knock it 'til you've tried it."

[Tashengurt]

"A little late on the roundout Hoskins."


(I reckon this caption must be good for about every fiftieth picture! ")


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[NutLoose]

Buster was relieved when the doctor informed him he wasn't an hermaphrodite, but was just sporting a rather large weeping boil...

[CoffmanStarter]

No ... PX24 is not for medical use :E

[SASless]

Nut Loose should know about Buster's weeping boils.:uhoh:

[CoffmanStarter]

That's a novel use of a Borescope Doc :E

[Whisky_Ffox]

That's a novel use of a Borescope Doc

Wait 'til I get the Imperial Adjustable out...

[CoffmanStarter]

Can't wait Whisky F ...

http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/mar2009/0/8/insured-image-1-178342538.jpg

[Kiltrash]

My company SOP states that if the EGT starts to drop feed in a Vindaloo

[Big Pistons Forever]

Maybe it was the Kiltrash that resulted in the Nutloose, but no matter engaging the Coffman Starter will get me going, and even though I am SASless I know this airborne artist can get to Tashengert at Buster speed and better lucky then good my score: Fox 3, so where is my Banana ?

All good fun but everyone knows Big Pistons Rule :E

While we are waiting anybody else interested in contributing a sentence with the most number of user names possible ?

[Buster Hyman]

Buster, Buster, Buster, Buster, Buster, Buster, Buster, Buster, Buster, Buster, Buster, Buster, Buster, Buster, Buster, Buster, Buster, Buster, Buster, Buster,Nutloose, Buster, Buster, Buster, Buster, Buster, Buster, Buster, Buster, Buster, Buster, Buster, Buster, Buster, Buster, Buster, Buster, Buster, Buster, said Buster.

[CoffmanStarter]

Buster is clearly suffering an identity crisis :p

[CoffmanStarter]

Good game BPF ...

Maybe it was the Kiltrash that resulted in the Nutloose, but no matter engaging the Coffman Starter will get me going, and even though I am SASless I know this airborne artist can get to Tashengert at Buster speed and better lucky then good my score: Fox 3, so where is my Banana ?

... But sadly all aircrew retire as they'd Rather be Gardening. Once the weeds are sorted they then spend much of their time searching Totobottom for something else to fill their days. After considerable not so ShyTorque nagging from their "significant others" they decide to get a dog ... So off they go to walk the BEagle for some daily exercise. As you will know BEagles have a low slung Layfar Cokov undercarriage which is a right Squeaker on rough surfaces !

... and the next

[Kiltrash]

Good game BPF ...

Maybe it was the Kiltrash that resulted in the Nutloose, but no matter engaging the Coffman Starter will get me going, and even though I am SASless I know this airborne artist can get to Tashengert at Buster speed and better lucky then good my score: Fox 3, so where is my Banana ?

... But sadly all aircrew retire as they'd Rather be Gardening. Once the weeds are sorted they then spend much of their time searching Totobottom for something else to fill their days. After considerable not so ShyTorque nagging from their "significant others" they decide to get a dog ... So off they go to walk the BEagle for some daily exercise. As you will know BEagles have a low slung Layfar Cokov undercarriage which is a right Squeaker on rough surfaces !

and was that Lightning, Mate asked Sir Toppamhat, yes agreed Courney Mil and while we wait for Temp Spike to re appear on the end of Runwaygun better known as 622....

[SASless]

There is but one Sasless though many claim to be sasless, but they must have a Nutloose to think a Coffman Starter will work on Big Pistons Forever as Kiltrash is known to Rather Be Gardening and petting his Beagles from Toptobottom, while walking along the 622 and doing a Slasher on Buster causing Fox3 to ask where's his Banana to Airborne Artist who waits at the Heliport for Flying Lawyer to confirm Lightning Mate's arrival from Tashengert carrying his Runwaygun and being escorted by Shytorque.

I could go on....but I need a cuppa this morning.

[CoffmanStarter]

Nutty ... Those of us with CapCom OCD need a pic fix ... Temp Spike seems to have had his guns muffled FTB ... 622 seems to be AWOL so let's have ShyT put one up ... otherwise I'm on QRA as equal 3rd :ok:

[622]

OK...here we go then:

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb137/viking622/funny_military_transportation_m10191.jpg

[NutLoose]

Somali equal opportunities in action.

[SASless]

Black Power in its most elementary form.

[CoffmanStarter]

Hurry or the mix will go off :E

[CoffmanStarter]

Engage Rhino Power :E

[pohm1]

French troops struggled to keep up with the pace of the rebels retreat across Mali.

P1

[ShyTorque]

So that's what a Dalek look like with no clothes on.

[Big Pistons Forever]

V1 Rotate !

[brickhistory]

Lacking the donkey of the Wehrmacht, the Mali rebels improvised...

[Tashengurt]

Nothing was safe from the looters



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[Tashengurt]

The spirit of Bader lived on in Mali


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[Tashengurt]

They'd always wanted a `technical`


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[brickhistory]

"The Walking Dead" African-style...






or




The STIG fell on hard times post-retirement...

[Dan Gerous]

Home Jeeves, and don't spare the horsepower.

[CoffmanStarter]

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb137/viking622/funny_military_transportation_m10191.jpg

[CoffmanStarter]

When it starts to rain I hope he understands the importance of ...

V = 8.6 x √P :eek:

[CoffmanStarter]

The Somalian equivalent of the Apache ... Gunner at the front with the Driver in the rear :}

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

"We need more speed!"

"OK, let's loot FootLocker"

[airborne_artist]

"This gun says you will go South of the river. Now get me to Balham and make it snappy."

[CoffmanStarter]

Ahh ... the era of "Three Point Landings" :D

[SASless]

Immediately after the photo was taken, the NAMATU suffered a Flip Flop failure and came to rest in the side ditch rendering the prototype Mobile Anti-Tank Unit non-combat effective.

[CoffmanStarter]

We supplied ISTAR for this :mad:

[Rather be Gardening]

"The sentries report Zulus to the south west. Thousands......er, er....two of them."

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

By 2030, the British Armed Forces had been reduced to two Somalian refugees in a wheelbarrow, and even they weren't happy about it.

[Rather be Gardening]

Winston noticed that whenever he took his grandma to collect her pension, the queues at the Post Office just seemed to melt away.

[Buster Hyman]

M'buku was serious when he said he'd Rather Be Gardening...

***

The Somali Barrow Shock troops were unchallenged for the early part of the war, but the lack of a tail gunner exposed their Achilles heel.

***

When M'bozo heard M'buku was bringing his thongs, he thought it was going to be sexy time!

[Tashengurt]

Don't worry, we've got ultra barrow band radar!


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[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

"The 'engine' has a full horsepower - we feed him Tesco burgers"

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb137/viking622/funny_military_transportation_m10191.jpg

Relocate to Salford???

The Gardeners' Question Time crew 'go postal'

[cattletruck]

Every Somali pirate gets free limo service to and from the port.

[6Z3]

BAE upgrade their Turretless Bradley, codenamed the Wiggins

....the unique double-V hulled Bonus Buster gives Bankers added protection against IED.

[Buster Hyman]

Usain Bolts new career got off to a flyer!

***


Legless Pete loved the new equal opportunity Somali Pirate Squadron.

[pohm1]

Mogadishu Comprehensive School found that sports day's 'parents race' was becoming a little too competitive.

P1

[crwkunt roll]

X!obile: " click click click click click"
Winston: " what did you say?"
X!obile: " I didn't say anything but I'm out of bullets......."

[crwkunt roll]

Hey Malimott you really must work on your face camouflage, a little brown still.......

[CoffmanStarter]

Yep ... as I opened the throttle I began to experience marked nose wheel shimmy :E

[CoffmanStarter]

With Korfa stoked on a diet of Sago Beans for the past month engaging the afterburner was spontaneous :uhoh:

[Sir Richard]

Faster James, there's a sale on at Foot Locker

[NutLoose]

Keep going, we're out running that French Jaguar..

Or

I haven't got windscreen wipers to remove the bugs, quick, open your mouth.



.

[Buster Hyman]

Okay, we are ready for hose & drogue refuelling...

[Kiltrash]

Mogadishu Tower to Bird patrol expedite runway exit and turn off onto hi speedR3

[Buster Hyman]

Dear Friend.

I am General M'bloko from Nigeria's Interior Ministry & I have been searching for a respected colleague to share in a joint venture for a new light tank...

[Wensleydale]

A demonstration of the new Army fitness test for an officer and his batman.

[NutLoose]

Hurry.. There's a queue forming at the Brixton benefits office already.

Or

Wheelbarrow thefts by armed gangs in Somali are rife, a black trade had developed smuggling the said barrows into Ireland.

Or

And before the Red Barrows, we had the Black Barrows, as indeed did the RAF with the similar sounding Red Arrows.

Or

No, a horse goes clippity clop, you go flippity flop
.

[Buster Hyman]

KITT was played"angrier" in the Somali version of Knight Rider, but Hasselhoffs character was spot on.

[Kiltrash]

Daily Wail Online Friday 1st Feb 2013.....

New report into the 2012 Tottenham Riots show just how difficult it was for the Police to identify the rioters

[ShyTorque]

"Hey, Boss this wheel barrow's got something wrong with it, the wheel goes squeeeeeeeeak .............squeeeeeeeak.............squeeeeeak!"

"You make it go squick, squick, squick, now, or you dead!"

[brickhistory]

KITT was played"angrier" in the Somali version of Knight Rider, but
Hasselhoffs character was spot on.



:D


.........................................

[SASless]

Buster's War face passed Muster but Nut Loose's dynamic attempt failed miserably.

[ACW599]

"And -- ROTATE".

[NutLoose]

She canna take it Captain....

[NutLoose]

As all Somali pirates had to start somewhere and to misquote that well known disaster movie..

"Take us to Sea Mr Mad Dog"

Or

Dog turd dead ahead... hard a starboard.

.

[Tashengurt]

In pirate circles he was a big wheel.

[EyesFront]

The new series of Top Gear was handicapped by the reluctance of the car manufacturers to provide new cars for the 'boys' to trash. Clarkson and Hammond duly set off to hunt down the elusive Stig...

[SteveCox]

The Navy get new carriers, the RAF are getting the joint strike fighter but at a demo on Salisbury plain the Army weren't impressed with what they could buy from what was left of the new defence spend.

[brickhistory]

New "Rat Patrol" series...

[son of brommers]

trying to emulate their better known namesakes, the Somalian Black Barrows.................

[SteveCox]

The Somalis had seen the film cool runnin's so thought they would enter the two man bobseigh next year.

[CoffmanStarter]

Oi it's my turn in the barrow mate !

[CoffmanStarter]

Timbuktu ... where the f**k is that ?

[CoffmanStarter]

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb137/viking622/funny_military_transportation_m10191.jpg

[CoffmanStarter]

Apparently BAe have been asked by the Somalian Government to quote for the retrofitting of Maxaret Braking Units for their elite Armoured Barrow Corps :E

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

The 2012 Hackney 'Ethnic Pride' Parade goes awry when the sore losers' RPG-7 turns out not to be a prop.

[Tashengurt]

Apparently BAe have been asked by the Somalian Government to quote for the retrofitting of Maxaret Braking Units for their elite Armoured Barrow Corps

To be made in Barrow in Furness?


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[CoffmanStarter]

Tashengurt :D

[SteveCox]

Gollum decided they could keep the ring, he was quite happy with the RPG.

[NutLoose]

Oih, come back with our rocket..

When they said they were going to reduce the size of the militia, I didn't expect them to cut my bloody legs off.