Caption competition

[Danny42C]

"What goes around - Comes around !"

[Danny42C]

The Wheel of (mis)Fortune ?

[Danny42C]

"Faites vos jeux, Messieurs !"

[Danny42C]

"No, Hoskins - the idea is to line your Firing Party up !"

[squeaker]

Jeff's stiff neck felt much better for his alternative therapy magnetic collar, but there were some unforeseen side effects.

[squeaker]

"All I said was, we should give Wenger another season to see if he can win the title.."

[Pontius Navigator]

Early acupuncture was not risk free

[MPN11]

To Man on right ... "Don't look at the bloody camera. You'll have someone's eye out with that!"

[ShyTorque]

Corbyn suddenly realises his personal folly in dismantling nuclear defence.

[SASless]

I say Lads...it were the guy WEARING the Hat that cancelled Christmas Leave!

[Ascend Charlie]

The penalty for farting on parade was a bit unreasonable.

[c52]

Now perhaps you understand why the difference between radius and diameter matters!

[andytug]

"Ah, so *you're* the Irish firing squad I've heard so much about!"

[SATCOS WHIPPING BOY]

andytug finally relented to Ppruner peer pressure and ended his "drawn-out" caption competition 5 weeks earlier than he had planned.

[SASless]

Hyphen-Smyth realized there was no way to escape his turn in the barrel!

[SATCOS WHIPPING BOY]

Chaps, can you carefully back away please, I think I need to sneeze.

[Buster Hyman]

.......Mother!

[Big Pistons Forever]

Trumps 100 th day, a picture really is worth a thousand words......

[Big Pistons Forever]

Umm, I think the new drill manual needs a few tweaks......

[Big Pistons Forever]

Oh Ok Ok fine, I agree the Weber really is beautiful !

[Buster Hyman]

In hindsight, General Blamey thought it'd be better to disarm the men before criticising their Kokoda campaign...

[Danny42C]

"It is a far, far better thing I do ........!"

[Danny42C]

"Hang on, chaps - I haven't had the Condemned Man's Last Breakfast yet !"

[DirtyProp]

http://i63.tinypic.com/2ujns6a.png

We're from the CAA and this is a ramp check.

[Danny42C]

"Get out of that, Houdini !"

[Danny42C]

"More than three's a Mutiny !"

[Danny42C]

"About - Face !"

[Buster Hyman]

Just then, a little wee came out.

[Danny42C]

"You're in the Army Now -
The Cook has ruined the Chow ! "

[Dan Gerous]

No you idiots. Hedgehog formation... pricks to the outside!

[albatross]

"Perhaps if I duck really quickly while yelling 'FIRE' I might just be able to escape!"

[Dan Gerous]

If the head comes off, it's all over.

[racedo]

Yup, I did get to know all your wives when you were on exercise.......

[racedo]

Baldrick, BALDRICK.............................. we need one of your cunning plans

[racedo]

No, I am not sharing the last ROLO.

[racedo]

Scared ..........no.
Scared is being at a Ladies night with strippers on stage.................. whole new meaning to scared.

[squeaker]

Welcome to the United Airlines Complaints department. How can we help you?

[Buster Hyman]

Why yes, the reception is much better now. Thank you.

[Buster Hyman]

Broadsword stuck in Danny Boy...Broadsword stuck in Danny Boy...

[Danny42C]

"Never mind - I'll wake up soon and find it was all a Bad Dream !"

[Danny42C]

"The Death of a Thousand Cuts ?"

[Danny42C]

"OK, OK, - I won't play 'The Bugle Boy's Rag' at Reveille any more - I promise you !"

[racedo]

Ok, I give in, I will take hirstute Sandra with the man hands and B.O. to the Mess ball.

[racedo]

No I don't have the Wifi password

[SASless]

Bloggs quickly learned how prickly some Spams could be when Banter was ill-consceived.

[Sepp]

The Shadow Cabinet demonstrates its utmost confidence in Jeremy Corbyn.

[Pontius Navigator]

This won't hurt, just a little prick

[Penny Washers]

Well, after a busy Sunday (12 posts), Monday went completely quiet, and so far Tuesday is equally flat. So perhaps it is time for some results, which I will get round to tonight.

Meanwhile, I can tell you who has placed second. I was much amused by DirtyProp's entry "We're from the CAA and this is a ramp check" but the prospect of the CAA being that well organised, and carrying weapons as well, was just too horrible to contemplate. So, sorry, DP, but it comes in as a very worthy second.

More tonight.

[Monarch Man]

"Ok....who farted?"

"Which one is Spartacus?"

[Danny42C]

"Et vos, Brutus !"

[DirtyProp]

Darn! So close.....


This school's tradition of the students "honouring" the Chief Instructor has to go....

[DirtyProp]

What could possibly go wrong...?

[DirtyProp]

Honestly, I didn't bust the minimums this time!

[Danny42C]

"Ring-a-Ring of Roses ......!"

[Pontius Navigator]

OK, I get the point, you don't have to go through security

[Pontius Navigator]

Now remember chaps, safety first, no pressonitis.

[Penny Washers]

So - judging time for the photo of the man who thought it was a good idea to get Wives and Girlfriends all to meet together . . .

Quite a lot of Jeremy Corbyn jokes, any one of which deserved to win, but in fact the winner is Racedo, with "No, I am not sharing the last ROLO."

A drone carrying the Coffman Starter Trophy is on its way to you . . .

[racedo]

Ooops missed this one...... :)

Homoured to have won the CFS twice recently.

[racedo]

http://crazyhyena.com/imagebank/g/funny-military-chicks-on-the-beach.jpg

[racedo]

Keep it clean.............................yeah right :E

[SATCOS WHIPPING BOY]

When you said we would get to play with something that really bangs and and is often associated with batteries ...THIS is not what I had in mind.

[ShyTorque]

"Yes, you can play with my weapon but only if you fire blanks.."

[SATCOS WHIPPING BOY]

The phrase "bangs like a belt-fed wombat" did spring to mind.:E

[Ascend Charlie]

One of those goes off like a belt-fed mortar...

[Buster Hyman]

I don't think this is what he meant when he said we'd send a gunboat up river...

[Buster Hyman]

This is what the crews pictured when told they were doing weapons testing at Bikini Atoll.

[Buster Hyman]

"Get the gun...Point it at the deck!"

*Some will get the film reference...

[SASless]

The latest Issue of Rape Whistles to the first Female SAS Troopers seemed to fit the Regiment's reputation!

[Big Pistons Forever]

Women on the left.

Mine is safer because it has a little red condom......

[Buster Hyman]

Honestly Sarge, I only asked if they'd like to try my helmet...

[PingDit]

Girl on right:

"OK Dave, you've had your sexy photo-shoot, can you unstrap this bl00dy tripod from my right leg now?"

[Wensleydale]

"...No- it's not 'C*ck up and look'".

[DirtyProp]

Our weapons are bigger than yours - maybe.

[DirtyProp]

Sarge, I can't open fire! Can we surrender now? Pleeeease??

[DirtyProp]

Weapons of mass-distraction.

It had to be said.....

[Buster Hyman]

The most successful Pirates ever! Never fired a shot.

[DirtyProp]

Strangely enough, those people kidnapped by these pirates refused to be saved.
Go figure...

[Wensleydale]

"But Sarge! You said to go and find a Splash Target!"

[Pontius Navigator]

Lay down your arms and surrender to me

Yes please Mam, can I surrender more than once?

[Chef Bruz]

Boats and Ho's...

[cattletruck]

"Just make sure it only fires blanks" she said.

[DirtyProp]

If it flies, floats or :oh: ......

[Pontius Navigator]

Do you have any live rounds or empty cases in your possession?

I will have to do a strip search

[c52]

Common photographic faults - #7 in a series of 20

Getting the lighting wrong.

[andytug]

Since the new tropical uniform for the wrens came in male recruitment has soared........

[Danny42C]

"The Female of the Species is More Deadly than the Male ......?"

(Kipling).

[Danny42C]

"Are you sure the safety catch is on ? ... We don't want it to fire prematurely !"

[Danny42C]

"I think it's a bit too big for me !"

(Rabelais, thou should'st be living at tis hour).

[Danny42C]

"How many rounds did you say was in your magazine ?"

[Danny42C]

"If it won't fire, pull the cocking knob and try again ....!"

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

The last photograph taken in-service by former Leading Seaman Bloggs.

[Buster Hyman]

http://crazyhyena.com/imagebank/g/funny-military-chicks-on-the-beach.jpg
Is it just me or did the Zodiac get a little straighter?

[pasta]

"You can only fire continuously for 10 seconds, then you have to stop and let the barrel cool down."
"Don't worry, I'm used to that..."

[Pontius Navigator]

Bosun, put those two sailors on a charge, improperly dressed, no life jackets.

[MPN11]

The new Dress Regulations introduced by CNS met with universal approval.

[Buster Hyman]

Prince Philip liked the new Britannia so much, he called it quits on his official duties!

[Penny Washers]

Lightweight body armour must have improved enormously over recent years.

Why did my bullet proof vest never look like that?

[DirtyProp]

The new recruiting ad for the Navy Seals turned out to be a smashing success.

[DirtyProp]

This is gonna be the fastest mutiny ever!

[squeaker]

Corporal Smith had been warned that Lariam might cause hallucinations, but right now he didn't care.

[Danny42C]

"I think it needs a good blow-through !"

[DirtyProp]

Hoskins, is that a gun in your pocket or you're happy to see us?

[c52]

Common photographic faults - #15 in a series of 20

In this photograph of the sea and skyline, the photographer did not notice an obstruction in the foreground.

[JAVELINBOY]

With us as your support crew your Channel swim is going to be a record breaker.

[Hydromet]

Common photographic faults - #16 in a series of 20

Over-exposed and under-developed.

[Wensleydale]

Following the news that the junior royals will step up to the plate after the impending "retirement" of the Duke of Edinburgh, Prince Harry unveils the new security detail who will accompany him on his new duties.

[Wensleydale]

New police recruits volunteer in their thousands, as Diane Abbott unveils the overtime perks to add to their £30 per year salary.

[andytug]

Common photographic faults - #17 in a series of 20.

Misunderstanding the instructions. During a wildlife class the pupil failed to understand that tits are in fact a species of bird.

[The Nr Fairy]

No sir, before I walked up to it, it *was* pointing downwards.

[ShyTorque]

This itsy bitsy teeny weeny polka dot bikini was definitely not afraid to come out of the water.

[Danny42C]

"AK 47s for two and a coffin for one ?"

[Danny42C]

"Annies get your guns !"

[Danny42C]

"It's amazing how you find the bullseye every time !"

[Danny42C]

"Look what Daddy's bought us for Being Good Girls !"

[cattletruck]

They're our finest crack shots, approach with caution.

[c52]

This camouflage, although it would work well on a beach, leaves quite a lot to be desired

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

It's plainly obvious. Some oaf has failed to properly rig a baggywrinkle on the boom-vang of the blue-hulled Hufflefuffle 24 in the background. Stands out like dogs b*lls. Surprised no one else has mentioned it.

[SASless]

Two Pair of 32's and a couple of Automatic's!

[Penny Washers]

Our new immigration control officers do not seem to be reducing the number of Muslim men trying to get in.

[Buster Hyman]

http://crazyhyena.com/imagebank/g/funny-military-chicks-on-the-beach.jpg

Boaty McBoat...f*** me!!!!

[Buster Hyman]

Fembots in training

[SASless]

The CIA PsyOps message was garbled....what it meant to say was "We are sending two Virginians!".

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

And what they did send was not two "Virginians" either.

[Pontius Navigator]

Med staff prepare to check Danny's blood pressure




Hat, coat, umbrella

[racedo]

Ok judging time.................

Some sailing close to the wind in this but Buster Hyman is the winner given the week that is in it

"Prince Philip liked the new Britannia so much, he called it quits on his official duties!"

Now proud recipient of CFS trophy personally to delivered by these ladies.............. they have now gained 300 pounds so enjoy ;)

[Danny42C]

" 'Zounds ! - beaten by a better man (again !)"

(Never fear PN, Danny has taken a couple of extra Bisoprolol, and prognosis is good - leave hat 'n coat on peg).

[Buster Hyman]

Well thank you racedo! Very proud to hold the Coffman Starter Trophy again!:ok::ok:

I'll keep the sauciness going...

http://www.naked-air.com/images/flight/ynakedair-010.jpg

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Hey, did you just see what that male flight attendant used to stir my coffee?!

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Ryanair discovers that it doesn't have to stop at just charging for carry on luggage

[Danny42C]

"Cheek-ey !"

[Danny42C]

"Well, it's one way of reducing the AUW !"

[Danny42C]

"Don't let the Crew out of the Flight Deck !"

[Danny42C]

"Anything to declare ?"

[Wensleydale]

A Landing Strip?

[Wensleydale]

Unfortunately for the nudists' holiday to Florida, the aircraft was diverted to Gander!

[racedo]

Cellulite Airlines launches its premium service.

[racedo]

Hooters, TWA and Texas Sky airline to merge.

Hooters and TWATs airline relaunches.

[racedo]

Bloggs double dose of Larium meant he wasn't sure if it was a dream or reality.......................... he had long ceased to care.

[andytug]

"Ah, that's just reminded me where I parked my bike!"

(with apologies to Billy Connolly)

[andytug]

No one dared ask for pushback.....

[andytug]

Bloggs was rather disappointed just to be given a boiled sweet when he asked for something to suck to stop his ears popping.....

[Danny42C]

"Siddown, you old goat !"

[goudie]

Are you saying it's ok to enter the cockpit?


So that's what a joystick looks like!

[SATCOS WHIPPING BOY]

What exactly are the three guys at the front doing? I'd hate to be the clean-up crew when this lands.

[racedo]

Don't ask, Don't Swell

[JAVELINBOY]

I'm going to put the antimacassar on the seat cushion, touch of Delhi Belly don't you know.

[Pontius Navigator]

Bare faced cheek trying to emulate Virgin Airways

[andytug]

"Last time I book a flight at the crack of Dawn"

[andytug]

"Stewardess......could I get a sausage between two buns please?"

[Wensleydale]

When you said that we were flying in the buff, I thought that you meant a B-52!

[Penny Washers]

I'm sorry, Madam, but we have to search everybody for concealed weapons.

[Pontius Navigator]

There are advantages and disadvantages in the express security line at Heathrow. The main disadvantage being the theft of items being scanned.

[Pontius Navigator]

As a further economy measure Ryanair removed aircon packs from its no frills flights.

[Pontius Navigator]

Bare bones and no frills charter

[c52]

At 17.5", these seats are too wide for the tastes of some of the passengers.

[andytug]

For some reason the stewardess was unable to work out why every man on the plane needed help with their seat belt....

[PingDit]

"I'm not too sure either old boy. All I remember is that I was nodding off, and then that lady with an ar5e the size of a small planet walks by, lets one go, and now I can't find my clothes!"

[racedo]

Cabbage Soup and Onion Rings for starters
Curry for main
It was just not going to end well.

[squeaker]

A320 fleet grounded after reports of numerous cracks seen in cabin.

[Buster Hyman]

http://www.naked-air.com/images/flight/ynakedair-010.jpg

I hope its not cash only!
No worries, I've just seen where I can swipe the credit card...

[Dan Gerous]

So sorry old chap, but I need to get my bag from the overhead locker.

[Pontius Navigator]

So sorry old chap, but I need to get my bag from the overhead locker.

That's no way to talk about your wife

[Pontius Navigator]

As the aircraft climbed through 6,000 feet there was a rush for the toilets.

[Wensleydale]

United Airways security personnel will never grab us now!

[Penny Washers]

Stewardesses are reporting a surprisingly high demand for their cocktail cherries.

[Pontius Navigator]

Just a load of boring old farts, look what it did to the passengers up front

[andytug]

"... and in-flight entertainment is available here, here and here..... “

[cattletruck]

Even the best of technique can't prevent skid-marks.

[DirtyProp]

Is it here where I'm s'posed to plug me headsets?

[DirtyProp]

"Ladies and Gents, for everybody's comfort please switch your cell phones to vibrate only"

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

According to the Moving Map Display that just walked past, it appears we're diverting to Hobart.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Ah, I see they were not referring to the aircraft when they advertised this as a wide body service.

[ShyTorque]

"And to complete our safety briefing, in the unlikely event of a requirement to use the emergency evacuation slides after landing, a small bottle of lubricating oil to ease your passage will be found adjacent to your life jacket. Please note that it is a criminal offence to use safety equipment for any other purpose...."

[c52]

"There is a whistle on your life-jacket, however, on this flight, you probably won't need it to attract the attention of any passing sailors."

(Explanation of what the whistle is for heard on an Air UK flight many years ago).

[Pontius Navigator]

What do you mean, only salads and iced drinks?

[DirtyProp]

A Landing Strip?

And plenty of alternates.
Just make sure they're open to incoming traffic.

[Danny42C]

"I reckon Hoskins wouldn't have booked on this Flight if he'd known what Freikörperkultur meant - but then again he might !"

[Penny Washers]

Would you mind turning the cabin heat up a bit?

[simon brown]

"Hey, did you just see what that male flight attendant used to stir my coffee?!"

"Yeah last week I made a complaint against the flight attendant for 2 similar offences"

"...and the transexual attendant the week before for all 3"

[Burnt Fishtrousers]

" yeah the last flight I was on, the attendant had a tattoo of the Mona Lisa on her arse and every time she bend down to get some ice that enigmatic smile became a look of complete surprise"

[Wensleydale]

"...and my wife has a Brazilian passport".

[ShyTorque]

"Watch out, chaps...she's just asked for push-back and start!"

[Pontius Navigator]

And by popular request the in-flight movie will be
Indiana Jones and the Crack of Doom this will be followed by Thunder Thighs are Go or Thunderballs

[SASless]

Bab's was so happy the seatcovers were cloth and not slick vinyl as it made getting up out of her seat a much more sure thing!

[squeaker]

Note in 737 QRH:
"CAUTION Use momentary actuation of the outflow valve switch to avoid large and rapid pressurisation changes"

[Chef Bruz]

"Call me 'Bubbles""....

[Hydromet]

"Call me 'Bubbles""....

We need some bubble wrap.

[DirtyProp]

Playboy Airlines ain't what it used to be anymore...:sad:

[Pontius Navigator]

In the unlikely event of an in-flight emergency please wear warm clothing and have head gear . . . Oh don't bother, anyway it will be easier swimming

[Danny42C]

"Look, Mummy, all the Emperors and Empresses have got no clothes on !"

[Danny42C]

"OWW! - Be more careful with that coffee-pot, girl !"

[Pontius Navigator]

Damn, now where did I put my blood pressure tablets?




*for some reason my autocorrect would have changed damn to Danny :)

[Danny42C]

PN,

Never mind - another twenty years and you'll find the testosterone will have got up and gone !

Danny.

[SATCOS WHIPPING BOY]

The two blokes talking to each other:
- "Those tits are a trip hazard".
- "Yeh, but her backside will cushion the fall".

[Pontius Navigator]

I hope I am around to look for it.

[Danny42C]

PN:

"A man's not old when his hair turns grey,
A man's not old when his teeth decay ....
But a man is ready for his last long sleep
When his mind makes appointments his body can't keep !"

I suppose we should say that .... THESE ARE NOT CAPTIONS

[MPN11]

"Look, Mummy, all the Emperors and Empresses have got no clothes on !"

It would never happen in BA/AA Business Class ;)

[Pontius Navigator]

After due preparation the passengers formed an orderly queue to enter the mile high club.

[andytug]

After due preparation the passengers formed an orderly queue to enter the mile high club.
It's an unusual name, but I can see how she might have got it!

[c52]

Following the success of the laptop ban in pissing off countries in the Middle East, President Trump bans clothes, with the same intent.

[Pontius Navigator]

Age Concern UK would like to thank the passengers on Virgin Air for their kind donation.

[Pontius Navigator]

"Damn, where did I put my change?"

[Pontius Navigator]

"They allow smoking on this aircraft, would you like a cigar? I have a secret stash."

[c52]

Super-super-economy fares: no hold baggage, no hand baggage, no clothes.

[pasta]

Ryanair finally found a way to stop passengers circumventing baggage charges by wearing all their clothes to board the aircraft.

[Penny Washers]

"At the next intersection, bear right."

"Roger, bare right."

[Buster Hyman]

Well, end of the week so probably time to start afresh.

Some terrific entries but my top 3 are as follows...

The irreverent PingDit with...
"I'm not too sure either old boy. All I remember is that I was nodding off, and then that lady with an ar5e the size of a small planet walks by, lets one go, and now I can't find my clothes!"

The spoonerisms of TIEW with...
Hey, did you just see what that male flight attendant used to stir my coffee?!

But the CST for this round goes to...

The tackle tickling Dan Gerous with...
So sorry old chap, but I need to get my bag from the overhead locker.

Oi vei!!!! :ok::ok::ok:

[Dan Gerous]

Thanks Buster, I shall sort out a pic shortly.

[Dan Gerous]

Right then, let's try this one.

http://i67.tinypic.com/9lhcbc.jpg

[JAVELINBOY]

Just get to the point will you, I'm busting for a wazz

[Wander00]

For goodness sake, make your mind up, your place or mine.....

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

I've got a funny feeling I've left the lights on.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

So I'm guessing you must be Flt Lt Bader?

[SATCOS WHIPPING BOY]

"Nah, I can't ever see North Korea using nukes, they haven't got the range".

[SATCOS WHIPPING BOY]

Look, DE-reg in yet another RAF promo photo.




Not a caption:
(sorry mate if you're on here ;-) )

[SATCOS WHIPPING BOY]

Here we see Jeté pilots in training.
"Look, it is plié , pirouette and THEN entrechat; carry on like this luvvy and you'll be flying Tornadoes"

[Buster Hyman]

I feel the need...the need...
Yeah alright, whatever! It's in the bag so just give me the money ok?

[pasta]

And you're quite sure they were training rounds???

[Wensleydale]

We're going to use a Sea Harrier ski-jump for take off. We start at the top of the ramp and run down it so we can get enough speed to get airborne.

[Cazalet33]

When those Indian blokes said they were going to do a son et lumière thing, with smoke, to launch the new Jaguar, I thought: well, y'know...

[MPN11]

"Are you sure we're allowed to smoke in here?"

[dazdaz1]

I'm a big fan Mr Cruise, Top Gun and all that, are you really that short?

[Pontius Navigator]

http://i67.tinypic.com/9lhcbc.jpg

How long do we have to wait while they do the emissions checks?

[Danny42C]

"Never mind, sonny - when you grow up you'll be able to smoke too !"

[Danny42C]

"How am I supposed to get up into the cockpit ? I'm no bird !"

[Danny42C]

"No - it's my turn to lead the section !"

[Danny42C]

"Kick the tyres, light the fires, we'll brief in the air, last man airborne buys the coffee !"

[squeaker]

No, you can't have time off for the Riverdance auditions.

[ShyTorque]

"What's that bright light?"

"It's the Boss's aircraft - he thinks the sun shines out of his a***e"

[ShyTorque]

"Right, they've got the afterburners lit; better go and strap in, we've only got thirty seconds before the aircraft start to move..."

[Danny42C]

"Who was that lady I saw you with last night ?" ... "That's no lady - it was your wife !"

[andytug]

"Yeah, there I was, inverted, 100% cloud, nothing on the clock but the makers name....."

[Buster Hyman]

I'm sure I we parked them here! Bloody fog!

[andytug]

For the last time - Turn that bl@@dy light out!

[racedo]

No, I want to be Maverick this time Nigel, you can be Iceman.......................... otherwise I will tell Mother.

[racedo]

Good job they have lights on, I always get lost in the dark.

[treadigraph]

Kitty litter? Take off? Are you serious?

[PingDit]

"And for a first ballet lesson, it was marvelous! The plie goes like this..."

[Buster Hyman]

http://i67.tinypic.com/9lhcbc.jpg
I thought you said you were a fast jet pilot....oh, look at the time!

[DirtyProp]

For the last time - I am the flight leader, you can be my wingman.
No, I don't think so!
Oh really?

[Penny Washers]

This set for the Eurovision Song Contest should be a real blast - you won't be able to hear the singer at all!

[Pontius Navigator]

Star Wars awakens

[racedo]

No of course they don't fly, they are a deterrent, never supposed to be used.

[HHornet]

Right then, let's try this one.

http://i67.tinypic.com/9lhcbc.jpg
How about:
"Look, I think if we park them in neutral and not reverse, those lights will go out."

[cattletruck]

P1: What are we waiting for?
P2: The gravitational pull of the moon.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

When I said "Smoke On - Go!", I was still running through the pre-brief.

[ShyTorque]

"News just in is that Jeremy has won the election so we can all go home - for good!"

[MPN11]

P1 "I say again, put your left leg in and shake it all about."
P2 "God, this Squadron formation dance routine is complicated ... "

[Monarch Man]

"Ok, like I said this is our new uber secret Anglo-French multi role supersonic Gen 5+ future fighter, it'll run rings around everything and.......hey wait a minute it looks just like..."

"Now pay attention 007....."

"I'm sure I parked my Jag round here Somewhere.....it's green...have you seen it?" "Errr...no, only these two aeroplane thingies"

"Blimey that was a close one eh shags? The alien mothership will never find us in here.."

[c52]

"That menacing darkness behind the right-hand aircraft's tail is a tornado."
- "With respect, it most certainly isn't."
- "Lower-case t."