Caption competition

[squeaker]

Dammit! I should have told him how I felt in the Restaurant, that was the right time, now he just looks grumpy and upset..

[LurkerBelow]

The spinoff series from 'Allo 'Allo following the adventures of the 2 RAF Officer escapees in modern Britain finally losses the plot.

[Buster Hyman]

English flags; $7
Replica RAF uniforms; $90
Tickets to the World Cup; $1,500
Drunk Irish tart gets in your photo; Priceless!

[NutLoose]

I say Bertie, now we have our capes, lets set off on the Crusades to bring Christ to the unbelievers...... 10 years too late old chap, we are already there....

[NutLoose]

It is ok Bertie, once we get you out of the left hand seat of the Grob, your neck will soon straighten up again

[Kiltrash]

Understand that with the SDR this is what we now have as camouflage

At least we blend in with the natives

[622]

Bertie...When you first said to me 'do you fancy watching 11 ar$eholes get hammered in London'...I thought you meant we were going to Clapham Common..

[Roadster280]

Targets down, score and paste up..

I'm afraid the non-PC answers have had me laughing this week.

Runner up is 622 with:

Bertie...When you first said to me 'do you fancy watching 11 ar$eholes get hammered in London'...I thought you meant we were going to Clapham Common..

But champion shot this week is Buster Hyman with:

"Damn fine players these African chaps...I say, would you mind calling for my dog Bertie?"
"Certainly Gibson....NI...."


Mr Hyman, you have control!

[Buster Hyman]

Cheers R280! :ok:

http://bp2.blogger.com/_0jhe4AbFCnY/Rv6rlGX-yVI/AAAAAAAAAUc/d6vFFBAXB9U/s400/Bush+Satellite+dish.jpg

[Rather be Gardening]

Although Putin's staffers had persuaded President Bush to venture outside without his tinfoil helmet, they hadn't been able to wrestle the 'alien-deflector umbrella' from him.

[albatross]

It is as we suspected - He's communicating directly with the "Mother Ship" if not the "Home Planet".

[WASALOADIE]

"Mork calling Orson, Mork calling Orson" Nanu Nanu

[squeaker]

The Russian answer to American Star Wars technology was much cheaper.

[NutLoose]

"Look at da stupid American capitalist believing he can receive satellite information on his umbrella, qvick my president, cock da poison pellet in your umbrella and let us show this fool vhat ze glorious Russian motherland can produce"..

[Runaway Gun]

"..what a glor-ious feeling, I'm hap-hap-happy again...."

[Willard Whyte]

"I thought we left all the gag brollies in the Whitehouse for Obama"

[622]

It's a good job that Putin guy isn't around ...damn, I can't even work a brolly !

[Tashengurt]

Who said Bush was too stupid to even use an um..oh.

[ShyTorque]

The Mr. President really shows them goddam Ruskies how to do umbrellification.

[Cows getting bigger]

Putin - "Knob".

[Clockwork Mouse]

The climax of the one-upmanship battle between the two world leaders came when Bush used his portable satellite phone system to order a pizza on leaving the Kremlin.

[monkeymanagement]

"OK, we open the umbrellatron, wait for the signalamulator, and we'll be full size and out of Legoland........."

[toptobottom]

http://bp2.blogger.com/_0jhe4AbFCnY/Rv6rlGX-yVI/AAAAAAAAAUc/d6vFFBAXB9U/s400/Bush+Satellite+dish.jpg

Whooaaa Laura!! I know that beef stroganoff was a bit rich, but really..!

[Surplus]

GB phone home

[PingDit]

"So - what do you think of my new egg-deflector Mr Putin?"

[airpolice]

I was so confident that since I had been able to teach the Bulgarians how to kill with the Ricin tipped umbrella, then teaching GW would have been easy, but he's just not getting the hang of it at all.

[Roadster280]

Vladimir was overheard to say "Hey! When I lent you my best umbrella, it was in A1 condition. If you've broken it, this one's going right up your ass!"

[seekayess]

I hope you don't mind my carrying my own TV Dish -- I don't want to miss CSI!

[NutLoose]

"Gee wiz Laura, ma new best buddie Puti tells me it's a giant collapsable sink plunger, won't that come in hand back home on the old ranch"......... "Yes George"


Or


"It feels like rain George".......... "Heck no Laura, it's probably just the sink overflowing from the waterboarding session I have running upstairs in the oval office bathroom"... ...

[VitaminGee]

Ernie Wise did a much better Gene Kelly impression than you, Comrade Bush.

[FinelyChopped]

Vladimir: "If he thinks that's an anti-ballistic missile shield, there's nothing to worry about."

[Thunderpants]

Ha!! So ya' think ya' can just sneek up on our west coast like that do ya'!?

Well then take that yer pesky aliens!... Heh heh heh....that'll learn em'...

[Neptunus Rex]

Windy Weather for Dummies 101:

"Pee Downwind; Point Umbrellas Upwind."

[smo-kin-hole]

"Look at zee zilly American eediot, all he theenks about are veapons!"

[ehwatezedoing]

Aaaaaahhh....Busting my umbrella again with your fart Marge!

[pohm1]

http://bp2.blogger.com/_0jhe4AbFCnY/Rv6rlGX-yVI/AAAAAAAAAUc/d6vFFBAXB9U/s400/Bush+Satellite

"Mission accompli.......oh gawd dang"

P1

[Buster Hyman]

I think we can wind this one up...

3rd place: Toptobottom
Whooaaa Laura!! I know that beef stroganoff was a bit rich, but really..!

2nd place: Finely chopped
Vladimir: "If he thinks that's an anti-ballistic missile shield, there's nothing to worry about."

1st place: Rather be Gardening
Although Putin's staffers had persuaded President Bush to venture outside without his tinfoil helmet, they hadn't been able to wrestle the 'alien-deflector umbrella' from him.

:D:D

[Rather be Gardening]

Thanks, Buster!

Let's see, how about this one?

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/04/01/article-1004225-00C176BA00000578-125_470x343.jpg

[Tashengurt]

Imagine how badly it would fit if your tits were THIS big!

[TheWizard]

Boris Johnson's new Equality and Diversity Roadshow hits the streets for the first time.
Unfortunately PC Norton was still trying to re-schedule his stylist appointment.

[Runaway Gun]

"WPC Smith, you still haven't quite come to grips with being an Undercover Police Officer."

[Buster Hyman]

"I meant no disrespect Ma'am...Slapper is a term of endearment down here."

[pohm1]

"No Ma'am, we're much better off here than at Millbank House"

P1

[pohm1]

"....and so when I saw the fire extinguisher, I just stretched out my arms, and caught it without a second thought, but I don't want any fuss"

P1

[ShyTorque]

"PC Smith to control....the two escapees from the asylum...yes, the one pretending to be a government minister and the one impersonating a police officer carrying a large invisible goldfish bowl... we're right behind them now; standby!"

[JockMcToff]

"Yes Ma'am, it IS true what they say about black men... that's why we asked you to wear the vest and leave your handbag behind" :E

[Dan Gerous]

With a smirk on his face, Special Constable William Hague approaches Harriet, to give her the bad news. Yes your arse does look big in that.

[Buster Hyman]

"Spot on Ma'am. It is all about the width. I find this usually suffices..."

[hellsbrink]

"Well, ma'am, we gave you the stab-proof vest even though there's no chance of anyone attacking you with a knife because it's lighter, more flexible, and we paid "Wee Jimmy the Nutter" to shoot you"............

[squeaker]

How big does my bum look iin this outfit?

[airborne_artist]

We've been particularly successful in working with Environmental Services to eradicate all the ginger rodents. One of them was this big.

[Goprdon]

Not meant to be funny , just an observation.
I thought it was illegal for a civilian to wear police uniform and so impersonate a police officer. A lawyer should know better.

[Buster Hyman]

This imaginary box of morale is getting heavy Ma'am...

[LBP PC DC]

"I am sorry madam Home Secretary but as part of your Government's cost cutting measures, your new security detail will be cut down to one Superintendent and two PCs - but on the bright side you do get to wear one of our fetching new stab vests!"

[ACW599]

"No, Ma'am, I only got to Grade 5 in accordion. But you should hear me play ragtime piano".

[Chainkicker]

So, you really got a wodge of cash this big from the taxpayer to do up your family home? Wish I had a job like that!

[Thunderpants]

..Well yes of course , most of my boys are jolly good chaps you understand. But I do have to say that there are a couple of em' on there streets right now whom I wouldn't trust to even know how carry out the simplest of tasks, for example.....like.....oh I dunno......say....to even eat a mars bar propely...

[The Nr Fairy]

Yes, the vest is stab proof, and protects the vital organs. Yours is shorter than mine because politicians, we've found, have no guts to protect.

[cornish-stormrider]

Yes Ma'am, this vest is proof against small arms as well as knives. If you follow me over here to the range for the demonstration....
Oh, is that a favourite top you are wearing?

[Rather be Gardening]

And on to the next one:

Honourable third to AA with:

'We've been particularly successful in working with Environmental Services to eradicate all the ginger rodents. One of them was this big.'

Laudatory second to Buster:

"I meant no disrespect Ma'am...Slapper is a term of endearment down here."

First place with:

Yes Ma'am, this vest is proof against small arms as well as knives. If you follow me over here to the range for the demonstration.... Oh, is that a favourite top you are wearing?

Take it away CSR!

[cornish-stormrider]

Right bear with me - me thick sootie, might be a few hours before I can upload the file....

[NutLoose]

As a fellow Sootie, all be it Ex RAF but still practicing the trade...... cough cough......

[airborne_artist]

I have control ...

Provide an amusing caption to this photo:

http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll180/airborne_artist/capcomp.jpg

[Rather be Gardening]

Tom Hanks goes downmarket in a budget reworking of the film "Sleepless in the Shuttle"

[ShyTorque]

I've got my Beedee eye on you....

[green granite]

The RAF evaluates a potential Nimrod replacement.

[TheWizard]

and the RAF thought they had problems!!!

[Neptunus Rex]

"Where's the ***kin' gunsight?"

[petetheplane]

Does my bottom look big in this ?

[airborne_artist]

Press release:

BWoS are pleased to announce that the COIN version of the BD-5 is to be bought by the RAF. Whole life cost is estimated at £5,000 per hour, based on 35 hours per year, and 25% airframe availability. The Defence Secretary, Sir Rupert Plumpup t'Pilloes said it was an extremely tightly negotiated contract that offered superb value for money for the MoD.

Note to Editors:

The civilian version of the BD-5 costs £10.35 in Argos. The kit has small parts and is not recommended for children under three years of age, as they may swallow the parts, or even the entire airframe.

[Surplus]

RAAF demonstrate to RN how to sneak aircraft aboard the new carrier.

[ShyTorque]

Pilot report:

Put 50p in slot but engine wouldn't start.

Engineer's report:

Try a £1 next time.

[Buster Hyman]

Now that the Greens held the upper hand in Parliament, the JSF development took a dramatic turn for the worse...

[Runaway Gun]

This military downsizing phase doesn't affect me.

[NutLoose]

Puff... Puff...Must pedal faster.... Puff... Puff

[Buster Hyman]

Joint Prius Fighter.

[NutLoose]

"Tiny Kangeroo down sport, Tiny Kangeroo down"............ "Roger, vacate at the next intersection and return to the apron"...

[Thunderpants]

"Gawd...struth mate....barely enough room in ere' for me to old' my beer"

[monkeymanagement]

"Yes BRUCE1, we did respray it grey, Ooompah Loompah Air Force Orange is a bit visible, and yes we have to leave the 'EX-RENTAL' decal on the canopy"

or

"What was that Skippy? Have I seen that this is No5? Do I want to know what happened to the first 4?"

[nick0857]

"we're almost looking like the RNZAF now!"

[Buster Hyman]

Thunderbird 4 is GO!!!

[500N]

I thought we purchased SUPER Hornet's, not mini Hornet's.

[500N]

And another one, with reference to Australia's ability to NOT buy "off the shelf equipment".

US Defense Secretary
"I know Australia likes to think it has "special requirements" when purchasing defence equipment but strewth, which committee came up with this ?"

[Runaway Gun]

By the way Ladies, that's NOT my pitot tube...

[Surplus]

RAAF puts the Mental in Experimental.

[squeaker]

Well, the theory is that the enemy thinks you are much further away than you really are..

Sounds familiar, how about:


Can you tell what it is yet??

[Runaway Gun]

Small it may be - but it makes my Johnson look bigger!

[Dan Gerous]

Well a WAAF told me size isn't important.

[Neptunus Rex]

"Wow! Does my watch look big in this!"

[Wokkafans]

Clive Sinclair spots an opportunity to convert the Nimrod MR4A into the Sinclair C5 Mk 2 (C05)

[surfmaster]

Light blue touch paper, stand well clear.

[Mend em]

"Come in number 5 your time is up"

PS - NUMBER 5? There's 4 more somewhere?

[Neptunus Rex]

"Roulettes - Smile, Smile - Go!"

[TwoTunnels]

Uncovered-How UAVs really fly.
Ozzies forget to paint the canopy.

[TorqueOfTheDevil]

Honey I shrunk the skids

[Buster Hyman]

Webber figures out how to beat Vettel.

[nick0857]

Who washed my plane in cold water??

[LurkerBelow]

New from Mattel! The latest Tonka toy for grown-ups!

[Buster Hyman]

http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll180/airborne_artist/capcomp.jpg

"Jeez...take off clearance here is slower than getting the Caption Comp judged...."

[Siggie]

Ladies and Gentlemen, thank you for choosing Lilliput Airways, a particularly warm welcome to our small world club members, we'll soon be getting airborne and I'll pass more information in the climb. Cabin crew arm door and cross check.

[Wildpilot]

The F1-11 replacement is here and you only need an LSA license to fly it!

[squeaker]

Don't let him take off! I think the pilot is legless..

[Shlonghaul]

Ohh so now you tell me it says on the side of the box "Batteries Not Included" ....... that's just great!!

[Runaway Gun]

"That's not my RAT, that's my only form of propulsion !!"

[NutLoose]

It may be short and small, but boy can we drag it out to extraordinary lengths in a caption competition.

[green granite]

They cost 10K and we can get 100 on an aircraft carrier.

[EuroPPL]

"November Zulu Golf requesting departure"
"Zulu Golf, Are you short?"
"Zulu Golf *********!"

[Runaway Gun]

"Trust me, the Air Hostess is onboard."

[dhc1chippymunk]

After the sale of HMS Invincible fell through, the Australian navy looked at other projects. 28 years later, their 5th generation fighter is now available.

[Buster Hyman]

New Aussie Action flick Bruce Bond, 007 was full of nifty gadgets.

[Rather be Gardening]

The hunter-killer James Bondi studies Julian Assange's photo before take-off; "That's what happens when Aussies go bad".

[TheWizard]

I have control ...

Provide an amusing caption to this photo:

http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll180/airborne_artist/capcomp.jpg


Any chance of providing a result??!!

[toptobottom]

OK chaps, I happen to know that my old mucker Airborne Artist has other things on his mind at the moment, so I have control - let's get things moving again with this one... :ok:

http://i851.photobucket.com/albums/ab71/prooner/military-flight-542.jpg

[ShyTorque]

And the in-flight movie today is:

"Gordon Brown - what I did for the armed forces"

[toptobottom]

Michael O'Dreary reports a 40% increase in capacity and a 98% reduction in customer complaints since the introduction of Nitrous Oxide dispensers on all long haul flights...

[judging at the weekend :)]

[Buster Hyman]

Guy bottom centre....

"Err, that would be me that farted Sir..."

[Tashengurt]

The veterans soon regretted taking up Vladimirs offer of a trip to the Moscow Theatre.

[NutLoose]

http://i851.photobucket.com/albums/ab71/prooner/military-flight-542.jpg

Man second row from the bottom right side ............. " Cor it is true, you can give yourself a bl*wjob"


or

Dizzy girl, bottom row........


"Hey, according to this girl in Playgirl, she has slept with over 100 guys, 20 minutes ago on here I to was asleep with over 150, so, what is so special about that?"


or

Man second row from the bottom left side..


"ohhh yea, spank that monkey.. who's your daddy....who's your daddy!"


Or

"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today in the presence of our Lord to".........

[Buster Hyman]

C-17: $400 Million dollars
Plane full of Soldiers: $50 Million dollars
Invading Afghanistan: $1 Trillion dollars
Reading a book whilst next to the only female passenger: Priceless...

[Cows getting bigger]

OK you lot, I'm not going to switch off the lights until someone owns up for the Wikileak stuff.

[TheWizard]

"Ladies and gentlemen, we will soon be making our descent into Afghanistan. Please remember to adjust your watches by turning them back 500 years"

[Siggie]

http://i1007.photobucket.com/albums/af197/Philaitch/c17.jpg
The Chap in 4C looks familiar.

[Buster Hyman]

"I just gotta be me....."

[squeaker]

"...RAMP?..I dunno, press it and see if anything happens."

[Runaway Gun]

"Are we there yet?"
"Are we there yet?"
"How much further?"
"Are we there yet?"

[red.zebra]

Hilary Clintons' latest keynote speech goes down a treat

(add your own punchline)

[Buster Hyman]

Ryanair introduces Business Class.


* * *


Pvt. Nobbs suddenly wonders which one is the Sky Marshall....

[Dan Gerous]

Looks like some of them had the fish :\

[Runaway Gun]

"Has anyone seen Private Wally?"

"Where's Wally?"

[Arm out the window]

"If you bastards on the outside don't wake up and start rowing, we'll never get there!"

[LurkerBelow]

The in-flight feature "Carry on Private" seems to have lost its popularity on its third running...

[Rather be Gardening]

Julian Assange was about to get a whole lot of new friends to play with.

[622]

Captain B'stard was just waiting for the last troop to nod off before opening the PA and screaming...'ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh...we are going down..':eek:

[D John]

Not really in the caption comp, but wonder....

how many hours does it take a C-17 to fly from Iraq to the USA?

how many toilets does a C-17 have?:uhoh:

cheers,

-D John:ok:

[Mend em]

DJohn

a) too many

b) not enough

[toptobottom]

http://i851.photobucket.com/albums/ab71/prooner/military-flight-542.jpg

"Flight number 666 to Afghanistan is now ready for boarding. Will all insomniacs, women and turtles please go to the gate first with your boarding passes ready for inspection.".

[Buster Hyman]

Skipper...we've picked a hell of a flight to start the Michael Moore Film Festival on!

[toptobottom]

Manufacturers of Alton Towers' new "Whiplash Wipeout" supersonic theme ride finally conceded that pulling 9G in the loop was probably taking things just a little too far.

[Runaway Gun]

"The Rohypnol seems to have worked Captain. You go ahead and choose first."

[toptobottom]

...Captain? CAPTAIN??! For Pete's sake - Captain, WAKE UP!!!!!

[Buster Hyman]

FIFA enjoying Australia's video for their 2022 bid....:suspect:

[EyesFront]

The troops didn't react well to the Captain's announcement that in-flight entertainment would be a live performance by James Blunt

[toptobottom]

Well it's almost the weekend in Blighty and this one seems to have run it's course (and I'm about to go to the pub), so..

Honourable mention to Buster's
FIFA enjoying Australia's video for their 2022 bid....http://images.ibsrv.net/ibsrv/res/src:www.pprune.org/get/images/smilies/cwm13.gif


Runner up is ShyTorque's
"Gordon Brown - what I did for the armed forces"


But this week's jackpot winner is Cattletruck's :
"Did I leave the oven on?"

:D:D:D

Over to you Cattletruck... :ok:

[Siggie]

http://i851.photobucket.com/albums/ab71/prooner/military-flight-542.jpg

Everybody waited patiently for the next Photo.

[Buster Hyman]

That'll be Cattletrucks seat in the bottom right corner there....

[Buster Hyman]

"What the ...? Find yer own friggin cover you lot!"

[fltlt]

" I think we are going to need a bigger truck"

[Buster Hyman]

Random Breath Testing...Lilliput Militia style.

[Siggie]

Thailand police car takes left hand turn too quickly, chaos ensues.

[Cows getting bigger]

Don't worry chaps, there's a C17 full of reinforcements on the way.

[toptobottom]

"So, that's 3 chocolate Cornettos, 4 mister whippies - 2 with extra flakes, 2 FABs, 1 strawberry choc-ice and 6 diet cokes? Anything else?"

[squeaker]

World Record attempt for "Most Solidiers in a Toyota in Under 30 Seconds" starts badly when nobody can find the keys.

[Rather be Gardening]

Plod couldn't help wondering what the odds were of a whole platoon of troops getting an attack of agoraphobia at the same time.

[Dan Gerous]

To hell with waiting for the AT home, anybody want to share a cab?

[LBP PC DC]

Guy waving at the back: "Come on, there's room for plenty more up here!"

or

Surprised looking guy near to the front "What do you mean the rounds for that rifle can pass through an engine block?!"

or

"Look, if Jeremy Clarkson can't destroy one of these what chance does one nutter with an old AK47 stand?"

Sorry for the multiple entries but its a great picture :}

[Buster Hyman]

When I count to three, charge!
Is that ON three, or after three?
No, on three.
Okay, one, two, three, charge?
Yes.
But that's on four.
No its not.
Yes it is. You mean one, two, and then charge as you say three right?
No...wait, you're confusing me...umm...

[PingDit]

Guy at the back:

"OK Guys, this is definately the one that's been handing out the tickets!
On the count of three, we're all gonna take out his red and blue flashy things on the roof!"

[Runaway Gun]

"C'mon Officer, share the donuts."

[NutLoose]

"Ok, we want you to pose so we can build an Iwa Jima type memorial like the Americans have, we will add the flag later"

or

http://lh5.ggpht.com/goldhck/SES50mu2zAI/AAAAAAAABIs/Ol7aeuj1ptQ/wm-Lets%20Hide.jpg

Despite PC Smiths best efforts at translation, the Singaporean Traffic Police special task force still could not comprehend the use and deployment of the Stinger, a device consisting of a row of little pr*cks used to deflate a vehicle tyre.

[WannabeCrewman]

After the 200+ artillery rounds to land on the Island had destroyed pretty much any cover available, South Korean Marines grew increasingly desperate...

[TorqueOfTheDevil]

Even after a week's solid practice, the air cadet camp still couldn't get the hang of the 'YMCA'...

[Buster Hyman]

Imbeciles! How can I say "We have the place surrounded" when, clearly, we don't?

[Tashengurt]

By a strange quirk of genetics, all Koreans are terrified of red lights.

[albatross]

He ordered us to advance forward but this car is in the way - request instuctions.

[EyesFront]

One way or another, Boss Hogg was determined to stop those goddamned pigeons from cr*pping on his car

[Neptunus Rex]

"Sorry boys, this is not the NAAFI wagon."

[Thunderpants]

Ok...look, you lot can ave' the flashy lights on the top if yer' want, like but stereo and the ub' caps are mine...

[Buster Hyman]

In the tradition of U571 & Pearl Harbour, Hollywoods film version of Tianamen Square was way off!

[Siggie]

Buster,

I had this lined up ready to go:

"Chang, get that damn radio working, I've not seen anybody in the square for years now"

but thought it might be too vague.

[Buster Hyman]

Nothing's too vague for the Caption Comp! :ok:



"Goddamned recruits! Can't tell the difference between a fart & an artillery round!"

[India69]

Every Body Down ...... F16 Inbound To Do A Precision Strike On Terry T

[TheWizard]

It was quickly established that none of the recruits had paid attention during the theory lesson on Fire Control Orders or Cam and Conceal.

[toptobottom]

http://lh5.ggpht.com/goldhck/SES50mu2zAI/AAAAAAAABIs/Ol7aeuj1ptQ/wm-Lets%20Hide.jpg

Yikes! The magnets on these fancy new electric cars are more powerful than I thought!

[toptobottom]

"HE'S BEHIND YOOOOOOU!!!"

The guys didn't miss an opportunity to rehearse for the officer's Christmas panto.

"Oh no they didn't!"

"OH YES THEY DID!!"

"OH NO THEY DIDN'T...!!" :}

[Buster Hyman]

Commander: "It's Godzirra! Fire at will!"
Will: "What? WAIT!!!"

[toptobottom]

"That's correct - when I nod my head, you shoot it..."

[Siggie]

The Julian Assange snatch squad was infiltrated by a Wikileaks cameraman.

[EyesFront]

Word on the street was that the Australian cricket selectors were on their way, looking for able-bodied volunteers for the third test

[Rather be Gardening]

"I thought this Lynx bodyspray was supposed to attract females!"

[NutLoose]

ET, Phung We and Chung Lee "Phone home"

[PingDit]

An honour indeed!
Here's my effort.....

http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n608/PingDit/Shootinthecopter2.jpg?t=1292092904 (http://javascript<b></b>:void(0);)

[Buster Hyman]

Long gone are the days when all a Cavalry man needed was a pistol & one bullet to show some mercy...

[Rigga]

And then the helicopter says..."Call that a gun?"

or

"Own up to who owns the big hat or the Chopper gets it!"

[Buster Hyman]

The 7th Cavalry finally defeats an Apache.

[The Nr Fairy]

"Next time people damage a cab in unauth'ed wazzing, the 'enemy fire encountered' will have hit the person responsible.

[Cows getting bigger]

Airman back left - "Has anyone told Lootennant Chuck that the minigun is powering up?"

[airpolice]

The latest friendly fire incident was, even for the Americans, hard to defend as an accident.

Or

Horseplay with firearms is never going to end well, someone will get hurt.

[squeaker]

Interrupted whilst doing the washing up, the Captain was furious to hear that someone had tried to fly his Kiowa Scout through a narrow alleyway.

[Siggie]

The kindest act for the anorexic Huey.

[LBP PC DC]

"I don't care what the EngO says, every good cavalry officer knows the only way to deal with your injured mount is to shoot it!"

[Tashengurt]

At least someone knows where the brains in this outfit are!

[Rather be Gardening]

Chiefy's compliments and he would rather Sir logged the fault.

[Runaway Gun]

"Cover your eyes Gentlemen, you don't want any Cobra Venom on them."

[ShyTorque]

"Cavalry man forced to shoot helicopter (while colleagues watch) by giant alien mutant Ninja hat invasion".

[larssnowpharter]

'And what's more I'm going to keep firing until the barsteward who nicked my surfboard owns up.'

[622]

The latest US 'friendly fire' incident is caught on camera.

[Buster Hyman]

Clearly, there were issues with the Captains IFF...

[iRaven]

At long last the Lone Ranger put Airwolf out of its misery...

[smo-kin-hole]

For whatever reason, the earth finally stopped repelling this grotesque device, and now NOBODY knows what to do with the fecking things!

[NicKM91]

At first we weren't quite sure what the captain had in store when he said "she'll go out with a bang"

[Runaway Gun]

The Captain ensures that his Mission Report was correct regarding heavy enemy contact.

[lomapaseo]

They finally resort to the use of starter pistol to get the damm thing started

[PingDit]

Some valiant efforts but as I've got to go away for a few days, I'd better give the results now:

In 3rd place is I'd rather be gardening with:

'Chiefy's compliments and he would rather Sir logged the fault.'

In 2nd it's Cows getting bigger with:

'Has anyone told Lootennant Chuck that the minigun is powering up?'

But the clear winner is Buster Hyman with:

'The 7th Cavalry finally defeats an Apache'

A good effort to everyone else, take it away Buster!

Ping

[Buster Hyman]

Why thank you Ping...

http://www.upgradetravelbetter.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/little-people-pulling-plane.jpg

http://www.notmytribe.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/midgets-pulling-plane.jpg

[Tashengurt]

Must be Christmas, the Red cross are here!

(or wasn't that the picture?)

[Lima Juliet]

I believe Buster was trying to post this...

http://www.upgradetravelbetter.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/little-people-pulling-plane.jpg

Buster please confirm...

[Lima Juliet]

OK

"Wannabe Midget in Dungarees hides at back of charity pull"...

or

"Ryanair's Michael O'Leary sinks to new depths"...

[Runaway Gun]

Well I know I asked for 'a little squirt of power' to taxi, but....

[PingDit]

Following short finals, a short takeoff was requested....

[TorqueOfTheDevil]

For the first time on record, the movers at Brize Norton were helping an aircraft get under way...

[Buster Hyman]

I believe Buster was trying to post this...
Correct. Thanks Leon. I can see mine quite clearly for some reason, but I often get the little cross...1 demerit for Tashengurt! :=

;);)

[Tashengurt]

Sorry Buster. I've been watching too much Colditz!
Back to the caption;

"Tell them if they don't pull I'll sell them to Peter Jackson!"

[surfmaster]

You idiot, I said dwarf throwing competition, not dwarf towing..........

[NutLoose]

"Ladies and Gentlemen, This is your captain speaking, Sorry for the delay but unfortunately we are returning to the terminal as we appear to have a little problem with the Nose undercarriage".

[Buster Hyman]

Sorry Buster. I've been watching too much Colditz!:p:p:p.......

[Diesel_10]

Pulling fiercely, Wally said to Fidgit "And now we have the Most Fabulous Object in the World, consult the Map of Time and Space for a hole near Marana !!"

Apologies to Time Bandit Fans :8

[622]

Willy Wonka's private jet is towed out.

[Siggie]

Qantas wasn't sure about the 380's replacement engines.

or

Santa hoped that the reindeer strike would be over by the 24th; the elf training program wasn't going too well.

[StbdD]

http://www.upgradetravelbetter.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/little-people-pulling-plane.jpg

"We are drifting to starboard Nigel. A squidge more voltage on the Red circuit please."

[MostlyHarmless]

"I don't care if he has got a membership card, there's something not quite right about Blue 12..."

[Roadster280]

The idea of mechanisation hadn't yet reached the ramp at Lilliput airport.

[toptobottom]

Surfmaster's

You idiot, I said dwarf throwing competition, not dwarf towing..........


:D:D:D:D

[ShyTorque]

ATC: "Clear to push back and start!"

Captain: "Push back....? Bugger!"

[Rather be Gardening]

A whole bunch of Nicolas Sarkozy's relatives turned up to wave him off at the airport.

[TheWizard]

The dwarf look-alike agency was promoting it's new pulling techniques, with mini Anthony Worrell Thompson and mini David Seaman determined to take the lead.

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

..wondered why I'd never seen any tow trucks when overflying Davis-Monthan?!
It's the new US program; Short Height Operational Renewable Transport-Aircraft Relocation & Storage Establishment

[The Nr Fairy]

Chap in red, second from front, left hand side:

"How far is it to Oz ? I'm knackered already !"

[Siggie]

and where's the yellow brick taxiway?

[Dan Gerous]

With apologies to Walt

Ho Hi, Ho Hi,
It's off to work we fly.

[squeaker]

Elves called in to help out when Santa's reindeer call a wildcat strike on Christmas eve.

[Rather be Gardening]

When Ronald eagerly opened the 'Dwarfs in Drag' website, this wasn't what he expected to see.

[toptobottom]

http://www.upgradetravelbetter.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/little-people-pulling-plane.jpg

OK, who farted?

[LBP PC DC]

Scientists prove how many dwarves it takes to stop an airliner being blown backwards in a strong wind.

[Cows getting bigger]

"Brakes off?"

"Naah :E"

[green granite]

The delivery of the conveyor belt was behind schedule

[ShyTorque]

OK folks, relax...sponsored pull's off for today. We've just had a complaint about us not wearing Hi-viz vests...

They're saying it goes against the Elfin Safety Act...

[Buster Hyman]

Halfway down page 2 is no place for the Caption Comp, so I'd better call this one...

Third place, and with a pun Tommy Cooper would be proud of, ShyTorque:
OK folks, relax...sponsored pull's off for today. We've just had a complaint about us not wearing Hi-viz vests...
They're saying it goes against the Elfin Safety Act...
Second place, Rather Be Gardening with the very clever:
A whole bunch of Nicolas Sarkozy's relatives turned up to wave him off at the airport.
First place goes to Surfmaster with:
You idiot, I said dwarf throwing competition, not dwarf towing.......... :D

[surfmaster]

Gee thanks Buster, will post pic tomorrow night (Zulu +11) if that's ok?

[surfmaster]

OK, see if I can work out how to do this:

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/surfmaster/IMG_0113.jpg?t=1292741633

Caption away.......

[Buster Hyman]

Is it me, or are these heli-decks getting smaller?

[green granite]

Can we have 2 dozen lobsters and 6 crabs for the Mess please?

[Rigger1]

I’m not sure this is quite what they meant when they said “let’s give it a boat hull like the SeaKing”.

[TheWizard]

The Coastguard were pleased with their new novelty weather vane

[ACW599]

"We're still not on the step, Captain. I'll ask them to pull us up a bit more".

[Siggie]

The Queen Elizabeth receives her organic air wing.

[LBP PC DC]

US Navy excahange visit to RN's newest carrier gets off to a bad start.

[airpolice]

"I'm just pointing out that if you had your sails up, this would go so much better."

[Runaway Gun]

"So much for Lt Dougal's proof of 'small ship far away equals large ship up close' theory."

[PingDit]

Helo to Coastguard Captain:

"...I'm terribly sorry captain but the submarine's hiding under your vessel and we ARE dropping the torpedo"

[ShyTorque]

Helicopter:

"Ooh, stoppit, you're tickling!"