Caption competition

[Arm out the window]

"To go up, I push the bar down. To go down, I push the bar up. To roll left or right, I ... I ... , ah f@#k it!"

[Rocket2]

John Edgley's initial design for the new Optica Mk VI seemed to be lacking in detail

[jwcook]

http://i1004.photobucket.com/albums/af162/CoffmanStarter/image_zps57ac7d35.jpg

The aiming reticule was fantastic mused Pierre, unfortunately there wasn't any weight margin left for the gun.

[NutLoose]

Ok, I get the stop gap idea and I congratulate you for thinking of it, but how do I drop the sonobouy?

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

Yes, yes...I realise making the entire thing out of Cardboard is inherently stealthy, but there's a problem your Dreamland design department in the Nevada desert may have overlooked.

[toptobottom]

Pierre was stumped. Nobody told him the new glass cockpit needed a USB adapter for his 16GB SD Card.

[CoffmanStarter]

Last orders please ... Judging tomoz 09:00 BST :ok:

[NutLoose]

Pierre demonstrates the latest French aircraft the L'mon Juicer mk1

[ShyTorque]

This time Pierre, the Famous French Fighter pilot, aiming for the coveted "Double, Double Top", was a little disappointed to score a mere pair of Bullseyes.

Or:

"BULLSEYE! Now where's me goldfish"?

[brickhistory]

Craft's owner: "But that's a priceless Farman!"

Pierre: "Not any more..."

[airborne_artist]

"And the great thing is that it makes the Wiggins Aerodyne look almost graceful."

[ShyTorque]

MOD procurement department food processor, delivered slightly late but on budget.

[EyesFront]

Make it ugly enough and the ground will repel it...

[Buster Hyman]

Pierre needed to add a little more pixie dust & Wonder Womans invisible plane would be ready!

[CoffmanStarter]

Judging time ...

Well done everyone ... good to see some new call signs having a go :D

1st ... RBG with ...

Major Won Kee was not looking forward to telling the Beloved Leader that his only combat aircraft would be lucky to reach the airfield boundary, let alone Washington.

2nd ... F3WMB with ...

BAe non-exec Director: "How on earth does that fly?" BAe CEO "It doesn't, and doesn't need to. We make all our money in the development phase!"

3rd ... WO with ...

Screw the rest of the performance figures, it's roll rate is incredible!

You Have Control Rather Be Gardening ... PM on it's way :ok:

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Best regards ...

Coff.

[Rather be Gardening]

Thanks Coff! Here we go ......

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2011/1/29/1296321584555/Ed-Miliband-visits-Afghan-008.jpg

[Buster Hyman]

Hello Kabul. We're from the Church of Jesus Christ and Latter Day Saints...

(Who is it btw?)

[Tupperware Pilot]

Tinky Winky says to Dipsy and Laa-Laa "have you guys seen Po?"

[Surplus]

You get a better class of suicide vest at Gieves and Hawkes.

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

"Imshi! Abdul, fire the RPG!!!"

"Don't be stupid Mustafa, If he gets into power he'll destroy Britain far faster than we can!"

[airborne_artist]

"I never thought I'd see penguins in Afg."

[smujsmith]

Hang on Grommitt, we haven't got our helmets yet!

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

" The troops are gonna love this. The promoter said he couldn't get The Steve Miller Band, but apparently this guy's just as good. Rock On!"

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2011/1/29/1296321584555/Ed-Miliband-visits-Afghan-008.jpg

[pohm1]

"Spineless and gutless? Worry no more with our new patented upper body support."

P1

[SASless]

A Wokka lives up to its name....'Trash Hauler"!

[airborne_artist]

Ed was hoping it would all go to plan. The last thing he wanted to have to do was call his brother Dave just after he joined International Rescue.

[NutLoose]

This is my entry.....

Spot the difference contest :-


http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2011/1/29/1296321584555/Ed-Miliband-visits-Afghan-008.jpg

http://i536.photobucket.com/albums/ff321/taylortony/image-3_zps7708dc56.jpg

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

Loadie to troops "Right Lads, The PM's just ordered an immediate Afghan pullout - we're to leave these civvies here & get airborne ASAP."

[622]

Last PAX out to Groundcrew:
'So you wear the ear defenders to protect you from the constant whining noise?'

'Yes Sir...but he's nearly gone now.'

[Dan Gerous]

Wow, it's just like on the telly. Sand and everything.

[Rocket2]

Forces guy thats pointing saying to his mate " Whose gonna tell 'em that their rucksacks go on the other way round?"

or

Millibland was unimpressed when he asked if he should have a helmet & was told by his mate that surely his mother told him it was removed a few days after he was born!

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

Grumpy Protection Officer "No helmet in every sense, which means he'll never get to run the country....in my experience one has to be a complete dick to do that."


....

Grumpy Protection Officer at the back thinks "Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right....."

[CoffmanStarter]

I've brought my bucket and spade ... can we make some sandcastles now ... can we ... can we ...

[CoffmanStarter]

Don't worry chaps ... if we get stuck out here my brother now works for International Rescue ... he'll have Thunderbird 2 pick us up in no time ...

[CoffmanStarter]

Shoot the b@st@rd he's going for the detonation cord on his vest bomb ...

[Buster Hyman]

"Right lets...hang on...this isn't Downing Street..."

[CoffmanStarter]

Roger that Hereford Ops ... He's just landed ... Now what were the instructions in Mrs T's last Will and Testament :E

[Buster Hyman]

"Smile & wave boys...smile & wave..."

[CoffmanStarter]

Are we there yet ?

[CoffmanStarter]

Nutty @ #17466 ... Nah you'll have to give us a clue ... is one of them stuffed ?

[Cows getting bigger]

Ed confused IED with IDS when accepting the offer to lead the IED Clearance Team.

[Longhitter]

"I know that military personnel hates politicians, but do we really need to wear these?"

[Buster Hyman]

Ok. I know I said we should blend in, but these lap bags are for added precaution for our passports & stuff.

[PingDit]

Milli: "Right then, where's that helicopter they promised us?"

[NutLoose]

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2011/1/29/1296321584555/Ed-Miliband-visits-Afghan-008.jpg

Ohhhh blue bibs... Is it lunchtime... Is it.... Is it.


******


Do we get a helmet?..
Arn't you politicians?
Yes we are...
Then in that case mate, no you don't, we only protect vital organs.

*******

Why are they Blue?
They are the ones brought out by the Cameron party last month.
They are awfully light
That'll be because when Cameron heard you were coming out, they took the plates back with them, but told us to loan you the covers.


*******


..

[CoffmanStarter]

And the 2013 Gormless Git Award goes to ...

[CoffmanStarter]

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2011/1/29/1296321584555/Ed-Miliband-visits-Afghan-008.jpg

[brickhistory]

"People of Earth, we come in peace..."

[ShyTorque]

So when exactly does the tide come in, and where is the ice cream van?

[Buster Hyman]

"Gort, Klaatu barada nikto!"

[WhiteOvies]

Chinook Pilot to Loady:

Jesus, if that bloke was any more of a chopper we'd have had to undersling him!:}

[clicker]

"Wow, you didnt tell me the snow changed to sand here in the Falklands summer."

[Buster Hyman]

"Wait. This doesn't look like a State Funeral!"
"Not yet...hop in the box please...there's a good lad"

[airborne_artist]

"The nice man in the back of the helicopter said he'd give me one of his pies when we've landed. Can I have it now please?"

[Buster Hyman]

"Hello. I'm Mr. Ed!"

[CoffmanStarter]

Look everyone ... if I hold my arms out like this and run down the tarmac making a whooshing sound ... I'm an airybuzzer. Do you want to see my airywhisker impression as well ?

[CoffmanStarter]

With a nod to Cricodile Dundee ...

"Shoot the dopey b@st@rd!"

[CoffmanStarter]

Don't call me Shiriey ...

[CoffmanStarter]

Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around my eyes, look into my eyes ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... you're under!

[Rather be Gardening]

Some brilliant captions - tricky one to call!

Honourable 3rd to Airborne Artist:

Ed was hoping it would all go to plan. The last thing he wanted to have to do was call his brother Dave just after he joined International Rescue.

Scintillating second to Buster:

"Wait. This doesn't look like a State Funeral!"
"Not yet...hop in the box please...there's a good lad"

Fantastic first to Fox 3 with:

Grumpy Protection Officer at the back thinks "Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right....."

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

"....here I am, stuck with a photo to find"

You're very kind.

and since the whole world is going to the dogs, here's one to welcome our new Overlords

http://i1303.photobucket.com/albums/ag156/RickXI/tjD4L_zps058c5d8a.jpg

[Rather be Gardening]

Takeaway delivery for Beloved Leader.

[Big Hammer]

Why is my seeing eye dog barking so loudly?

[CoffmanStarter]

I've got the landing zone coordinates ... Fido here has the GPeeS :E

[CoffmanStarter]

http://i1303.photobucket.com/albums/ag156/RickXI/tjD4L_zps058c5d8a.jpg

[CoffmanStarter]

Skipper ... The Nav and his handler have just departed :p

[Dunky]

The new Scooby-Doo film has a harder edge to it.

[CoffmanStarter]

Is this picture about Snow Drops :E

[CoffmanStarter]

No ... No ... You idiot ... When I said deploy FIDO I was referring to our Fog Intense Dispersal Operation :ugh:

[ShyTorque]

Rucksack - Check!
Lead - Check!
Feeding bowl - Check!
Biscuits - Check!
Meat - Check!
Bed - Check!
Muzzle - Check!
That's you sorted.. Here Fido - Walkies....!

Parachute - Che... Oh, bu**er!

[622]

Noooo..don't throw the ball out of the rammpppppppppppppppppppp.

[Dan Gerous]

FFS Fido, couldn't you have gone before we left?

[Ubehagligpolitiker]

Fenton, Fenton, Fenton!

[pohm1]

"So, how is life on the new airborne RAF Police Dog Section?"

"Ruff."

Ba-boom, tish...

P1

[pohm1]

"..well it started off as a spot on my back."

P1

[pohm1]

Trooper Smith was about to find out the hard way not to let Rover chew on the rucksacks lying in the hold.

P1

[Buster Hyman]

Snoopy decides to take the Red Baron down with him this time.

***

Mate, I told you. Interfere with Rex one more time & you're out the door!

***

See my thumbs? It's MAGIC!!!!

***

Sadly for Rex the Wonderdog, there were no trees or lamp posts out here or as far as they eye could see!

[SASless]

Leg Humping hits new heights!

[Wander00]

I'll teach you to deprive me of a promising career (You ALL know of that Apocryphal F6442 on an RAFP NCO, don't you.................)

[Buster Hyman]

BEagle gets his wings.

[brickhistory]

Dog: Whataminnit, you said you wanted a SEAL!

or

Dog: If I'da only known when the Dog Catcher said it's the pound or join the service...

or

Dog: Don't be late on the round-out, Hoskins!

[pohm1]

"Dawg-gone."

P1

[airborne_artist]

Dog: Don't be late on the round-out, Hoskins!

"But this is my first time landing a tail-dragger, Sir!

[NutLoose]

"Want to see something funny? here, throw David Blunkett's guide dog a choccy drop off the ramp"..

[NutLoose]

http://i1303.photobucket.com/albums/ag156/RickXI/tjD4L_zps058c5d8a.jpg

[NutLoose]

Sorry...We chopped the Cavalry Scouts as part of the sequestration cuts and replaced them with guide dogs.

[Dan Gerous]

OK I've set the auto pilot for Pigeon HQ, get me out of here Dastardly

[SASless]

Phideaux just simply loved his Bacon Bits but his Handler just would not Jump... thus the Jump Master figured a sinister method of getting Trooper Jones launched at the right time.

[Surplus]

RAF Dog Handler joins the 'Mile High' Club,

and the 5000 foot club,

and the 4500 foot club,.........

[NutLoose]

Are you sure that's Barking Sands? It looks like snow to meeeeeeeee......

[brickhistory]

And thus Pink Floyd's inspiration for many songs...

or


All in all, Blondie would've preferred the cyanide pill...

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

Some great ones so far...

"If that dog farts once more.....RIGHT......OUTSIDE!"

[NutLoose]

Von false move and the ze dog Ze gets IIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttt.......

[brickhistory]

My, what they can do with prosthetics these days...












Take your pick for who's thinking it.

[cattletruck]

Dog: Buggah, not a tree in sight. I'm gonna have to bite the nav's nuts for that.

[CoffmanStarter]

Fetch!


.

[CoffmanStarter]

I hope you've packed my tennis ball ...

[Surplus]

'That's a funny looking monkey on the parachute harness.'

RAF Dog Handler "That's no monkey, that's an Alsation!"

'I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to your dog.'

(Eye thank ewe, I'm here til Thursday, try the veal.)

[CoffmanStarter]

Surplus ... Norwegian substitute veal ?

[andrewmcharlton]

Man: ADEPT HALO FIDO complete, Over....

Dog: WOOFTER

[NutLoose]

Is that Annapurna down there?... No it's the Karakoram and that's K9

[Cows getting bigger]

Dog: "Did you pack the poop-scoop? You know how particular these Scandinavians can be about their snow."

[CoffmanStarter]

http://i1303.photobucket.com/albums/ag156/RickXI/tjD4L_zps058c5d8a.jpg

[CoffmanStarter]

One small step for man ... One giant leap for a canine !

[CoffmanStarter]

Remember ... No matter how desperate you are don't eat yellow snow !

[CoffmanStarter]

Don't worry ... he loves it ... as a puppy he loved to chase cars with their tailgate open !

[Buster Hyman]

After waiting a long time to exit the Herc, the Loady asks..."Why the big paws?"







:ugh:sorry.

[Surplus]

Coffmanstarter.... I'm sorry that was the last slice.

[Plastic Bonsai]

When the lead goes slack - that's when I pull the cord.

Or

Yes I've got my reserve strapped on in front of me... buuugggerrrrr!

[Dak Man]

Armed Forces take dogging to new heights.

[SteveCox]

It was fido's turn to pull the rip cord so rather unfortunate that the loady had muzzled him and not told anyone....

[NutLoose]

"Tie me kangeroo down sport, Tie me kangerooooooooooooooooooo"

"OUT!!!!!!"



..

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

Judging tomorrow 1200Z.

translation
"Grr, woof, woof, bark, grr"

[squeaker]

Canine therapy: if your dog is always pestering to go out, give him a reason to want to stay in!

[CoffmanStarter]

I may be a distant relative of the fox ... but I don't like bananas :E

[CoffmanStarter]

Just shows you how misleading those recruiting posters can be ...

I signed up for two square meals a day in my own dog bowl, the odd bit of explosive sniffing and maybe bite one or two a$$e$ whilst seeing the world ... now look at me ... strapped to human jumping out of an aeroplane God knows where !

Well only five years to retirement :ok:

[NutLoose]

"Nooooo I can't reach round to lick my balls in this get up"









..

[CoffmanStarter]

And that's just the paratrooper :E

[Dan Gerous]

Dog to handler, "What's a meat bomb?"

[Buster Hyman]

Who let the dog out? Who? Who-who-who?

[SteveCox]

The guide dogs for the blind charity thought they would let the dog see how some of the money was raised in a sponsored parachute jump.

[Cows getting bigger]

How come I've always got to strap this knuckle-head between me and my parachute?

[dragartist]

The MAA said it was OK but we ignored the RSPCA.


(on a serious note is that one of ours [UK] the floor looks pretty much C130K but I don't recognise the parachute)

[Cows getting bigger]

I recollect the Germans jumping out of aircraft with dogs when on winter exercises in Norway.

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

Choccy drops and a new ball for......

Trap 3 - Rather be Gardening, with the topical

Takeaway delivery for Beloved LeaderTrap 2 - Dunky

The new Scooby-Doo film has a harder edge to it.Trap 1 - Big Hammer

Why is my seeing eye dog barking so loudly?

Take it away, Mr Mjollnir


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http://themetapicture.com/media/funny-sign-dogs-Canada.jpg

[NutLoose]

Congratulations :)

[Buster Hyman]

http://cdn-static.zdnet.com/i/story/30/40/154927/skeleton-at-keyboard.jpg

[54Phan]

Rad haz from a monitor? No way, Jose. Now this electronic cigarette, that's an entirely different matter, make no bones about it!

[SASless]

It appears Buster has been eating his own cooking!

[Buster Hyman]

Nah. Just borrowed Nutty's x386 for a while & am waiting for Windows 95 to load...

[CoffmanStarter]

More like a bad case of RSI :E

[Big Hammer]

Thanks all, so if I have read this right I won at last!

Sorry for the delay.

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSj8Cj-kengV7pdrUak2S_yA_PA_NNtr9r2cge3LRJvjThDzpjl:www.historyofwa r.org/Pictures/lancaster_S-Sugar.jpg


Judging when it has run its course.

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

The BBMF Lanc prepares for its 'Goodwill' visit to Pyongyang.

[Buster Hyman]

Top of wing: "So, it's a four engined Manchester...it'll never work."

***


Brylcream delivery for a Mr. Gibson....

[622]

Can any body else hear something ticking?...:ooh:

[SASless]

See here....I told you so....written right here...."This Side Up"!


Or....


See here Rupert...you don't need no Foxhole for your ride in this thing!

[622]

Look mate, I don't care who you are...if it doesn't fit in the jig by the check in desk, then you can't take it on as hand luggage!

OR

Mr Gibson, here is you excess baggage bill.

[Dak Man]

Chap bending over on the wing - "Does my bomb look big in this?"

[WhiteOvies]

Early trials of the Small Diameter Bomb proved conclusively that integrating it onto the F-22 was going to be tricky.

[ShyTorque]

"You shop, we drop!"

[brickhistory]

Irony Squadron prepares for another go...*












*look at the squadron code

[CoffmanStarter]

With tensions building in the South Atlantic again ... the BBMF begin their work up for possible Black Buck II missions :}

[CoffmanStarter]

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSj8Cj-kengV7pdrUak2S_yA_PA_NNtr9r2cge3LRJvjThDzpjl:www.historyofwa r.org/Pictures/lancaster_S-Sugar.jpg

[CoffmanStarter]

That ain't going to bounce Chief :=

[CoffmanStarter]

ISTAR this lot Mr Hitler ...

[CoffmanStarter]

Skipper ... The Wado aircrew feeder truck has arrived ... sausage rolls I'm afraid as they've run out of pies again :uhoh:

[CoffmanStarter]

Sarge ... Some of these bombs are marked "For Future Use Only - 1980s Falklands" ... Now that's what I call forward planning :ok:

[Dak Man]

BBMF sent to South Korea.

[CoffmanStarter]

Sugar ? One lump or many Mr Hitler :ok:

[CoffmanStarter]

Bloody Hell Sarge ... Whatcha mean we've got twelve hours to mod the BBMF Lanc to a Shack so we have a MRA stop gap should the balloon go up in NK ?

Get your spanners out Nutty :E

[NutLoose]

Oih mate, no cookies on this one, the pilots fat enough as it is.

[NutLoose]

Hey, no need to bomb this up, it's U/S, can't you read, it's painted on the bloody side.

[NutLoose]

"You know, one day they'll only be two of these things left flying, and I can't bloody wait"

[clicker]

"Can't be 100 not out, the ashes don't start until July and the aussies don't know how to bounce a ball yet."


(Photo looks like its PO-S R5868 ex 83 Sqdn RAF and 467 Sqdn RAAF)

[NutLoose]

"Are you sure about this? They told me we were supposed to be dropping poppy petals over Westminster"

[SASless]

Nutty....."Popping Metals.....Popping Metals!"

[Buster Hyman]

Here's yer problem. The IFF isn't working. That's why we shot Bader down.

[CoffmanStarter]

Skipper ... Shall I sign off the 700 with the galley microwave u/s ?

[Buster Hyman]

Skipper...our Scottish Ground Engineer mumbled something about 'the bairns cannae take it' and then he went & ejected the warp core...

[cattletruck]

Fuel, check.
Bombs, check.
Catering, :mad:.

[Surplus]

Maggie wanted her remains to be scattered over Buenos Aires, Bomber Command was happy to assist.

[Buster Hyman]

Tired of being constantly ridiculed in the Caption Comp, the BBMF take matters decide on a pre-emotive strike on Pprune Towers.

[54Phan]

"Yes Bloggs, THAT'S where you attach the skyhook!"

[NutLoose]

So you crawled out on this wing to 'av a go at putting the engine fire out and that's where you lost the fire extinguisher.. VC? More like tech charge me lad, we can't 'ave any old 'erbert losing one of 'is Majesty's fire extinguishers, I mean where would we be then, there's a War on you know".


NORMAN JACKSON VC (http://www.victoriacross.org.uk/bbjackso.htm)

JAMES ALLEN WARD VC (http://www.victoriacross.org.uk/bbwardja.htm)

[ShyTorque]

(Man on wing to man on ground, stage left):

"Dig faster - we've got another sixty to bury after this one!"

[Big Hammer]

Lots of good ones here, judging tomorrow approx 19:00 GMT

[SASless]

That Man! Stop! You are supposed to "Arm" the aircraft....not the Bomb...you Nitwit! (Heard shouted just before everyone but Bloggs was seen to scamper in many directions.)

[Kiltrash]

Desparate measures taken to raise the bombs when the hoist goes tech

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

"Is that The Times? RAF Security here. Look, the description "On an airfield, somewhere in the East of England" is no longer covert when we've only got one left!"

[NutLoose]

" One day we'll build bombers that haven't the range to reach targets in Italy without refuelling, and then well scrap the tanker fleet so they cannot get there without the Italians themselves helping us"

Rest of the men

"Hahahahahaha ha hahahahahaha "

[simon brown]

"I'll tell yer what sarge, if we keep doin' this for much longer 'elf n safety 'l 'ave a bleedin 'art attack"

[SASless]

The RAF Bomber Command is no longer "US".




http://www.pointshooting.com/lancast.jpg


(Thinking a photo of a Treasure doing her thing doesn't hurt!)

[Big Hammer]

Nice pic Sasless.

Right bombs away for

3rd 622 with

Can any body else hear something ticking?...http://images.ibsrv.net/ibsrv/res/src:www.pprune.org/get/images/smilies/icon25.gif

2nd CoffmanStarter with

Skipper ... Shall I sign off the 700 with the galley microwave u/s ?

But the winner is.......................................................

Nutloose with a very topical

"Are you sure about this? They told me we were supposed to be dropping poppy petals over Westminster"

Take it away Nutloose.

[CoffmanStarter]

Well done chaps ... Way to go Nutty ! Him downunder won't be happy :E

[Buster Hyman]

No, it's ok. We need to let him win one or two to keep him interested...

[NutLoose]

:O Thanks guys, will sort out a Piccy for you. And thanks Big Hammer for an excellent picture, also welcome to the caption contests :ok:




..

[NutLoose]

Ok, let's get the ball rolling :). Sorry for the size, the site I have used, their images are big


http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g64/PoorOldSpike/Photos%20Two/Ger-uxb-Grong-nr-Namsos-NorwAp40.gif:original

[ShyTorque]

"If it is a poppy, why is it ticking?"

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

"Capt'n B, I 'ave a cunning plan..!"

[Dak Man]

"I say old chap, is this the Bombay branchline..."

[lomapaseo]

This throwaway would make a great souvenir next to my fireplace.

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

"You know Chalky, if it went off, accidental-like, we wouldna have t' guard it anymore. And the NAAFI bar opens in 'alf an 'our."

"Hand us that rope"

[Buster Hyman]

...and you're sure this is where the reinforced bunker was Sarge?

***

Cor' Blimey! That look like one of 'em smart bombs Sarge. He must be right clever to make his way 'ere then!

***

Yes Jenkins, it is a bomb. Well done. Now...are you sure you want to pull that sting Jenkins?

[NutLoose]

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g64/PoorOldSpike/Photos%20Two/Ger-uxb-Grong-nr-Namsos-NorwAp40.gif:original

[Buster Hyman]

"You're right Jones. They won't like this up 'em!"

[CoffmanStarter]

O just cover it with some earth and let NetWork Rail find it in 2013 :rolleyes:

[CoffmanStarter]

Cpl Wint and Sapper Kid ... Le Bomb Suprise :eek:

[airborne_artist]

"And look, it says on the side "To Arthur, love Margaret""

[CoffmanStarter]

Is it one of ours or one of their's ... I think it's one of ours Sarge ... Phew ... that's alright then ...

[622]

Definately German Hoskins...Dropped in at first light and claimed the best spot on the beach! :E

[Buster Hyman]

Is this what them RAF chappies were looking for in that last caption comp Sarge?

***

Blimey, those Gerries are clever. This must be one of those V2 rockets we keep hearing about.

[PingDit]

"Are you sure it's a suppository Bill? - Christ! If it is, I really don't want to bump into old Fritz!"

[Dunky]

"'Ere Bert, how much do you reckon we could get for this down the scrappies then".

[clicker]

Sarge says that we have to take it to the police station. If its not claimed within 31 days then its ours to keep.

[Onceapilot]

"Just missed me bleedin' head!"


"Good job it ain't gorn-orff mate"

OAP

[CoffmanStarter]

OK Jones I reckon if I cut the red wire then the green followed by the yellow and blue ... we should be safe. How you going to do that Sarge ... the picture is in Black and White :suspect:

[CoffmanStarter]

30 Seconds after this picture was taken the following Station Announcement was made ... "click ... screech ... fiz ... MIND THE GAP PLEASE ... fiz ... screech ... click".

[Buster Hyman]

Hmmm...looks like this one's gone off the rails Jones!

[CoffmanStarter]

I think that's what the Japanese call a Bullet Train :}

[brickhistory]

The producers decided to update the premise of Land of the Giants to a more modern theme after the Zeppelin pilot show didn't screen well...

[CoffmanStarter]

And I've just had my toenails painted :hmm:

[Big Hammer]

Don't be stupid Jones, Tampax have not been invented yet.

[CoffmanStarter]

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g64/PoorOldSpike/Photos%20Two/Ger-uxb-Grong-nr-Namsos-NorwAp40.gif:original

[CoffmanStarter]

You should have seen the size of the bleedin chicken that laid it :eek:

[Jhieminga]

http://www.swamp.com.au/strips/9849c.gif

[NutLoose]

The next bunch of pikie's that try to steal this copper cable will get a surprise when they haul it in.

[CoffmanStarter]

Buster are you thinking what I'm thinking ? Yep Nutty ... it certainly looks like BEagle's trusty old Weber BBQ :E

[Kiltrash]

That Barnes Wallis must be a genius, They sent us out to recover his bomb from the beach, this must be it, but for the life of me I cant see how on earth it would bounce!

[cattletruck]

There's ya problem. It says down here in real small print "Made in North Korea".

[LurkerBelow]

I hope you realise that if this thing goes off then I don't think our flak jackets are going to be of much help...

[CoffmanStarter]

Must have happened when the RPAS Crew took a coffee break :E

[EyesFront]

Thank f**k they gave me a helmet, but I'd feel so much safer if I had a hi-viz jacket too

[Buster Hyman]

Now, what would Bear Grylls do in this situation?

[dazdaz1]

Billy Butlin's first holiday camp opening. Problems on first day.

Daz

[ACW599]

"What's Smart Water, sarge?"

[toptobottom]

"Lucky it's only your foot it's broken - could've landed on your head!"

[andrewmcharlton]

"****"

"Yes Sarge, when it started ticking but I couldn't help it"

[cattletruck]

"Half our luck Fenton to draw the two longest straws."

[Buster Hyman]

"Bratwurst?"
"No"
"Knockwurst?"
"No"
"Extrawurst?"
"Knock it off Jones"

[squeaker]

You're worried? It's on my bloody foot!

[airborne_artist]

F35 you say? Effing useless I say if the bomb drops in the wrong place and doesn't even go orff when it does drop.

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

Can't be an American bomb- their flyboys always claim a DH.

[Kiltrash]

Should have gone to Specsavers


(if they need to get this close AND bend down to see what it is!)

[Big Pistons Forever]

I agree ! It IS perfectly sized to fit up the arse of the Supply Sargent

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

"So why did it end up here?"

"That's obvious - bent fin, see?"

[Buster Hyman]

"Another case of Friendly Fire I'd say Sir. Lucky there was only one bomb eh?"
"Yeah, I guess the crew of that Enola Gay realised their error & stopped the rest falling"

[622]

On the plus side Hoskins, you can cancel that Doctors appointment for the ingrowing toenail.

[CoffmanStarter]

That's very odd ... My helmet seems strangely attracted to it's rear end ... Mine too Sarge ... Brace yourself lad :E

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g64/PoorOldSpike/Photos%20Two/Ger-uxb-Grong-nr-Namsos-NorwAp40.gif:original

[airborne_artist]

"Pull my finger".

[NutLoose]

Ok.... pending me not falling asleep on Monday evening, we will score it then, if everyone's happy :)

Some very good entries so far :)

[airborne_artist]

"Was the pilot perhaps a little late on the round-out Sarge?"

[NutLoose]

"Well I thought it was a Jag Sarge toss bombing, but it turned out to be Sharkey in a RN Harrier Tosser Bombing"

[CoffmanStarter]

Naughty boy Nutty :E

Weigh Anchor !

[Buster Hyman]

Their CO had warned them about "knee-jerk" reactions, but this time they couldn't help it!

[LurkerBelow]

Jenkins - just move your right foot a couple feet and snuff out that fuse would you - would make me feel a lot more safer...


or


Well its definitely a MK1A time delay fuze - I would say given there is about 20 feet of fuse the bomb squad has about 2 hours to sort this lot out...

[bowly]

"Pitkin. PITKIN. How did the SF insertion trial go Pitkin?"

[Runaway Gun]

"What are the chances hey? It landed on both of your feet."

[Pontius]

"Yeah, I was going for one of them bum grafts like that J.Lo woman but it was just my luck I had a dyslexic doc"

[Buster Hyman]

Why are we whispering Sarge?

[Rocket2]

Hells Bells - first we find an old skeleton with a bent spine & neck, now this! Do the same thing & bury it - no one'll ever find it.

[Burnt Fishtrousers]

"Why didn't it go off sarge?"

"Just another flash fly boy flying too low son"

[Hempy]

"Nuffin a swift whack with a 'ammer won't fix"

[airborne_artist]

"Bounce? I've seen bricks with more bounce than this thing 'ere. That Mr Wallis has got a bit of work to do Sarge".

[CoffmanStarter]

Somebody called Suarez just dropped it off Sarge ...

[SASless]

Darn nice paper weight for the Boscombe Down Boffins I should think!

[NutLoose]

And the winners is

andrewmcharlton

"****"

"Yes Sarge, when it started ticking but I couldn't help it"

2nd place

Fox3WheresMyBanana

"You know Chalky, if it went off, accidental-like, we wouldna have t' guard it anymore. And the NAAFI bar opens in 'alf an 'our."

Equal thirds because I couldn't decide

clicker

Sarge says that we have to take it to the police station. If its not claimed within 31 days then its ours to keep.


EyesFront

Thank f**k they gave me a helmet, but I'd feel so much safer if I had a hi-viz jacket too


CoffmanStarter

O just cover it with some earth and let NetWork Rail find it in 2013


Well done everyone :D

[andrewmcharlton]

Blimey !! I'm honoured, thought moments like this were but a pipe dream.

Hope this one hasn't been used before.....

Good Luck Everyone !!

http://www.funatiq.com/images/crazy-soldier-on-a-camel.jpg

[iRaven]

Honest, Sarge, there I was having a pee and this camel just backed onto me...:\

[NutLoose]

Ohhhhh Buster, you're so big.....

[iRaven]

Singalong now...

"Oh, the, sexual life of a camel, is stranger than any might think...

...at the height of the mating season, it tries to b^gger the sphinx..."