Caption competition

[Milt]

"Mummy is this Daddy's thing that you say goes off half cocked?"

[seekayess]

go to university, this thing will be great on campus.....

Oh Boy!! opsjockey, are you in trouble with shytorque or are you!! :ugh:

[Top Right]

Despite the success of BBC's "How do you Solve a Problem like Maria" and "Any Dream Will Do", the CBeebies spin-off "First Blood - the next Johnny-Boy Rambo" was having teething difficulties, although the accidental shooting of Simon Cowell had improved viewing figures.

[An Teallach]

William Hague has signed up for the Armed Forces Parliamentary Scheme.

[London Mil]

CIA issue latest artist's impression of Bin Laden.

[scottyhs]

Subject to further MOD cutbacks, the govt explores the possibility of recruiting younger generations to be payed in smarties.

Or

JPA ....... Junior Personnel Armed!

[Wyler]

His Nursery Ryhme teacher had always found him odd and a bit of a loner. She had approached the head milk monitor but nothing was done.

[mystic_meg]

...She should've figured out with all my crying that I wasn't happy with that powdered crap, but desperate times require desperate measures - ah! here she comes now, maybe this little sucker will persuade her to offer me some of that lovely draught stuff instead....:ok:

[XV277]

Ooops! Sorry!

[airborne_artist]

XV277 - the protocol is that the challenge is set, judged by by the person who set it, and the winner then sets the next challenge. Could you hang onto your challenge until you win, which could be very soon if you drop off a decent bottle of single malt to oli,_the_original, who is in the chair at the moment ;)

[GasFitter]

A Senior Navy Spokesman said:

"Well, at least if our latest recruits get captured by the Iranians, we'll hand over the SA80s and have a damn good excuse to cry like babies!":{ :{ :{ :{

[oli,_the_original]

XV277, wheres my whiskey??????:}

As noone has posted so far today, you have until 2000 to post anymore captions. Sorry about the lack of notice, even though noones posted:p

Oli

[oli,_the_original]

2 minutes to go!!!!

[oli,_the_original]

In joint 3rd place:

Sharmine - Army weapons expert wins reassembling the gun competion in 4.5 seconds.:ok:

Brickhistory - MOD Film Productions announces its first feature length film, "Honey, I shrunk the squaddie"

and

Scottyhs - Subject to further MOD cutbacks, the govt explores the possibility of recruiting younger generations to be payed in smarties.

In 2nd place: Top Right

with

Despite the success of BBC's "How do you Solve a Problem like Maria" and "Any Dream Will Do", the CBeebies spin-off "First Blood - the next Johnny-Boy Rambo" was having teething difficulties, although the accidental shooting of Simon Cowell had improved viewing figures.

And tonights grand prize winner of the honour of posting the next image: c-bert

with

42 Commando were disappointed when their new Minimis arrived.....

And all that is left for me to say is congratulations and over to you sir....

[seekayess]

What's happenin'? I am missing my regular fix!! Is someone going to do sumpting or what? :}

[oli,_the_original]

I've Pm'd him, but he hasn't logged in since 1645ish yesterday:ugh:

Does anyone know him, and can let him know?

If not, we could maybe go with the pic XV277 uploaded if nothings happened by, say, 1200 tomorrow?

Any other suggestions?

I guess we may just have to sit it out and wait for him:{

[seekayess]

:confused: :{ :{ :mad:

[c-bert]

OK guys! Calm down.

First off I'd like to thank my mother, Jesus etc, etc.

Picture to follow very shortly (I hope).

[c-bert]

And today's picture is.......wait for it......
http://tinypic.com/ix9vno.png
Carry on!

[Pontius Navigator]

And the second mini-carrier makes its debut to join its sister ship launched on pprune last year.:}

[c-bert]

A year ago!? You know this site too well my friend...
Anyway, second attempt then....
http://www.raf.mod.uk/rafcms/mediafiles/0EA9B97C_1143_EC82_2E1BE5C7E4E95B1E.jpg

[Lafyar Cokov]

The design for the new aircraft was hidden as a microdot on Pprune so that it was virtually impossible for the untrained eye to see.

[The Nr Fairy]

Onlooker 1 : "I'm going to show that piccie to my wife".

Onlooker 2 : "Why ? It only spits it out after a few hours."

[RETDPI]

"Barring a few minor fittings , the first A-400M was delivered on schedule."

[Lon More]

It would seem that the costs involved in distribution of our new , large vibrator may be more than we budgeted for

[Top Right]

The scrutineers remained convinced that it would be a cheaper delivery means for Trident than all those expensive submarines

or

Despite achieving the impossible, people still didn't like Movers

[the dean]

'' the cannon will be mounted thus...''

[brickhistory]

The small screen remake of "You Only Live Twice" was a bit lacking.......

[ShyTorque]

"The lady in the back row says she's done and you can switch it off now, thanks".

[An Teallach]

There was some doubt as to whether Ann Summers' take on the Good Year blimp was aeronautically viable.

[seekayess]

Not a very good ad for "No Smoking" there, is it?


or


Folks, I am giving up smoking after this one!

[6Z3]

Each year's entries to the WABC* continue to exceed all expectations.
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*Wardroom Annual Bazooka Competition

[WhiteOvies]

Airbus employees were heard to say " It's F.A.B. Brains"

Aerospace engineers get all hot and bothered over the remake of "Deep Throat".

The RAF were heard to say "...and you can shove your A400M where the sun does not shine", but were surprised at Airbus' response.

[c-bert]

I know it's my picture and therefore my entry will not be judged but...

This year Mrs Jones was in no doubt that her asparagus would triumph at the fete.

[exMudmover]

This thread contains some appalling insults to great men - not just to Harris but also to the aircrew of Bomber Command of WW2.

This poem says it all:


Let them in Peter, they are very tired;
Give them the couches where the Angels sleep.
Let them wake whole again to new dawns fired
With sun, not war. And may their peace be deep
Remember where the broken bodies lie.........
And give them things they like. Let them make noise.
God knows how young they were to have to die!
Give swing bands, not harps, to those our boys.
Let them love, Peter - they have had no time -
Girls sweet as meadow wind, with flowering hair.
They should have trees and bird song, hills to climb -
The taste of summer in a ripened pear.
Tell them how they are all missed. Say not to fear;
It's going to be all right with us down here.

Anonymous

(written in POW camp Marlag 1, Germany
1944)

[6Z3]

exMudmover, Keh?

Interflora launch their "Redwoods direct to your door" summer campaign

[Roadster280]

In a move reminiscent of unscrupulous car dealers, Airbus delivered part of the A400M in what they really wanted to sell.

[clicker]

Finally the US goverment released a picture of the WOMD taken at Seattle 6 months before GF1 started.

[oli,_the_original]

Anger was rife amongst the top brass after realising that they had forgotten to note in the small print that an Airbus Beluga is needed to move the A400M from base to base.

[mystic_meg]

exMudmover's spliffs were so big that the only way to move them was by Beluga

[Rob's Dad]

Now then, now then, boys and girls, oooohhhh.

Sir Jimmy Savill Airways takes delivery of its first aircraft

[ZH875]

The Wren's new toy was put on a plane to Tehran. The crew hoped that it would not switch on in flight, as it was bound to shake the aircraft to bits.

or

Jim's new all electronic Breitling watch had been delivered, the substitute battery he ordered, gave a claimed life of 100 years, now looked to have been a mistake.

[diginagain]

Gesundheit!

[MostlyHarmless]

Matroska airplanes. Inside this one there's a GR4, and inside that....

[seekayess]

Sorry for throwing up on the tarmac! Too many harsh manoeuvres: the Cap'n is an ex-fighters type!! :}

[Hill Walker]

Thunderbirds 6 and 7 were a great disappointment but International Rescue, like the MoD, had suffered from its share of cutbacks.

[Kolibear]

Loading the departure lounge into the aircraft was cutting Ryanair's turn-round time in half

[splitbrain]

With the Skyvan loaded inside the Transall loaded inside the Hercules loaded inside the Starlifter, the final stages of the Russian Dolls fuselage freighting method neared completion.

[GasFitter]

"AIRBUS uncover new 'Russian Doll' sales gimmick!"

"Latest AIRBUS delivery gets stuck and can only be overcome using the Heimlich Manoeuvre!"

[6Z3]

SHARboy sends herindoors a special gift, ahead of his next deployment.

[Lon More]

"I said buy one you get one free ..."

[seekayess]

The Heavenly MO Right then! Open a bit wider and say 'aaaaargh'!!

[PICKS135]

The Nimrod MR4a is displayed in crew rations loading mode

[blogger]

British physicist Stephen Hawking has completed a zero-gravity flight in a specially modified plane.

One hell of a modifcation!

[c-bert]

Right, no posts for a while and as it's been a week I shall announce the winner.

Firstly, for the most baffling post, an honourable mention must go to exMudmover

In 3rd place, with '' the cannon will be mounted thus...'' - the dean

In 2nd place, with "The Nimrod MR4a is displayed in crew rations loading mode" - PICKS135

But this weeks winner, with "The lady in the back row says she's done and you can switch it off now, thanks." - ShyTorque

Congratulations Sir. Carry on.

[ShyTorque]

Here we go:

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y290/shytorque/cid_008501c788c0ba8b05c01f00000.jpg

[Lafyar Cokov]

The new open-plan office allowed the desk officers to relax at work - and the row of 'egg light globes' against the wall gave them the feeling that everybody, including them, had all left for the airlines already..........

[Fluffy Bunny]

The MRA4 crew stations had been designed with much thought to post crew meal comfort.

[ZH875]

After learning that due to budgetary constraints, Senior Officers are no longer permitted to travel Upper Class, Sir Richard Branson proudly launches the all new Virgin Atlantic 'A little bit nicer than cattle class' seats.

[6Z3]

MoD secures substantial Lottery Grant to finance up-market sperm bank at Chelsea Barracks.

[c-bert]

Neo was beginning to regret having taken the red pill...

[sikeano]

Faye and the boys(captured by Iranians) are flying back to Iraq :D
We Fly them in comfort says THE SUN;)

[splitbrain]

With exfoliation corrosion now so deep seated that the pax capacity was reduced fourfold, it was decided that the new VC10 cabin refit may as well make the best of a bad situation.

[ZOFO]

Having to endure her arduous "Field Conditions" tented shelter in Iraq, the young Flt Lt C130 Pilot hoped that no-one would "drop a pencil" and disturb her sleep, and where on earth could she stow the "Samsonite"!



:)

[Dan Gerous]

Vasquez and Hudson relax on the Sulaco, but that would soon change when they arrived at LV426 :eek:

[brickhistory]

The Global War on Terror planners would regret missing the first generation of Borg.......................

[clicker]

Richard was pleased. The disposal system for unruly passengers had removed the passenger without the others ever knowing that the seat had tipped him into the cargo hold.

[blogger]

New anti perv wall fitted to club class seats to prevent cabin crew having to clean up sticky messes from the mile high club

[Roadster280]

It's a tanker too? Bloody hell!

[seekayess]

The NEW 'Bath-Tub Convertible' Class for the well heeled!

[Speedpig]

Brian passed out, unable to raise the fart screen to counter Scary Mary's one cheek sneak.

[FinelyChopped]

First-class passengers can now play on the dodgems after the latest in-flight entertainment refit.

[Wader2]

Mary hoped that no one would notice as she surreptitiously adjusted the seat vibrator to maximum.

Nigel was completely relaxed pretenting not to notice what Mary was doing as the vibratory sensations increased.

[c-bert]

BA had decided to take the unusual step of airbrushing James Bond completely out of the latest spy thriller.

[Wader2]

c-bert, subtle, very subtle, I had to look back at the pic for that one. A winner?

[WhiteOvies]

The latest invention for movers - palletised passengers. No longer 'self loading freight' this gives a much faster turn around time and is officially LEAN!

[Hill Walker]

Woman: 'I didn't pay £950 for Premier Class to be put next to a lumberjack'

(with apologies to any lumberjacks who may be reading, perhaps you don't have your own internet-based rumour forum)

[harrogate]

Virgin's new baths were ****.

[Brian Dixon]

The hospital administrator managed to beat the Government's targets by keeping patients on the waiting list in a holding pattern until a bed became available. :ouch:

[Charlie Griffiths]

The Invisible Man woke up with a start, wondering why he was feeling cold, when he suddenly realized that some b@st@rd had stolen all of his clothes whilst he slept.

[The Nr Fairy]

The kudos of travelling with Ralf Fiennes was wearing off as he'd not let the cabin crew go yet.

[1859sqn]

this is Big Brother..........You WILL vote Labour, you WILL vote labour............................

[Hill Walker]

Amongst those returning to HMS Cornwall, Batchelor was notable by his absence. The 'missing passport' story was just a cover up for the fact that he did not want to be the only one without an iPod.

[India Four Two]

Virgin's new strategy of Upper Class In-flight Dentistry was less successful than the marketing manager expected.

[MostlyHarmless]

Virgin's new baths were ****.
That's gotta be the winner :D

[c-bert]

Anyone going to judge this?

[ShyTorque]

Patience, dear chap - some of us have to work for a living :)

I'll do the honours tomorrow.

[ShyTorque]

I thought about entering myself by repeating the caption from the last one: "The lady in the back row says she's done and you can switch it off now, thanks."

But instead,

Wader2 almost duplicated that with his cheeky little caption:
"Mary hoped that no one would notice as she surreptitiously adjusted the seat vibrator to maximum.

So he's "it" next. :ok:

(The invisible man joke was probably good, too, but I just couldn't see it ;) ).

Wader2, get posting! :D

[Wader2]

Thank you ShyTorque, please bear with me while I try and find out if this works.
http://www.dogexplorer.com/images/stories/dog_picture/dog-picture-military-working-dog-rex-tech-sgt.jamie-dana.022.jpg

[Lafyar Cokov]

"Man Steals image from 'Dog Explorer'"??????

[c-bert]

More worryingly, what sort of image would Dog Explorer host?! :oh:

Go on, type it into Google at work, I dare ya!

[airborne_artist]

Exploring dogs brings some horrible images to mind. Perhaps wader2 is a fan of this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dogging_%28sexual_slang%29)

[Wader2]

Mmm. Interesting.

Let's see if this hot dog one works:

http://www.defence.gov.au/news/raafnews/EDITIONS/4721/images/08-india-sukhoi.jpg

[c-bert]

"Man stares at camera" :E

or

"Maverick was glad he'd gone to SpecSavers"

[larssnowpharter]

'Fer Gawd's sake you silly fecker! I AM saying 'cheese'.'

[6Z3]

Why's there a hellofa draft in my eyes?

[Lafyar Cokov]

Bowling ball has man's face painted on it and sent into space......

or

If this is an ejection seat - why is there half a tonne of steel above me??

or

Call me four-eyes would they........Now I reap my revenge!!!

[c-bert]

"This week's Songs of Praise is brought to you from the space shuttle Discovery"

[airborne_artist]

Jimmy Hill finally manages to hide his identity

[brickhistory]

For Wader2's first attempt:

Obviously, wader forgot to renew his license and the Ministry of Captions did its duty.........


For the second go:

Steven Hawkings' next trip was a bit more adventerous......

[Top Right]

RAF PR Cell to RAF Collection marketing consultants:
"No, we said to use Biggles, not Biggins - so just make sure you stick a mask on him"

[Wader2]

Funny, but I now have the first picture up too.

[c-bert]

Ooooh nooo he doesn't!

[airborne_artist]

wader2 - it might be in your browser's cache, but it certainly is not viewable here.

[Thud_and_Blunder]

Not seeing either pic on Firefox, and certainly not reinstalling Internet Exploder just to satisfy my curiosity here! :eek:

[samuraimatt]

So Wader, if you had to do that again what would you change?

[daze_gone_buy]

Can't see it in IE7 either

[1859sqn]

Bill Gates was kitted out appropriately for testing his new Pentium 5 triple-core processor..............

[sikeano]

An Air Commodore attempting to fly for a change ?
:sad:

[Dan Gerous]

Nah it's not really me.., can I try the gimp mask on again.

[6Z3]

Read my lips, there'll be no more Defence Reviews.

[Lon More]

eye eye .....

[ShyTorque]

Fer Christ's sake - turn the oxygen pressure down....... :uhoh: :8

or,

"I'm the only gay in the cockpit!"
(I'm sure it's Matt Lucas)

[blogger]

Air Commadore Provides photographic receipt to JPAC for flying pay.

[WhiteOvies]

Able to see both at 'work'!! Makes a change, though it lost its sense of humour over 'dog explorer'!

Anyway,
Caption 1 - US Camouflage deemed effective after police dog cocks a leg against a 'tree'.

Caption 2 - Due to poor UK weather the 'RAF Brand' Reactolite aviator shades looked rubbish.

[clicker]

"I didn't know it did that if you pulled the black and yellow handle!"

[GasFitter]

Conservative MP for Devizes, Michael Ancram, makes a play for Shadow Defence Secretary!

[SALAD DODGER]

Christopher Biggins was the perfect candidate to steal the Firefox...

[Lafyar Cokov]

"Are you a glasses outside or inside oxygen mask man???"

[harrogate]

"Richard Whiteley revived with oxygen"

[Wader2]

After a crap photograph,

C-bert - "Maverick was glad he'd gone to SpecSavers"- came close to winning with two captions but was pushed into 3rd place :

by Larssnowpharter 'Fer Gawd's sake you silly fecker! I AM saying 'cheese' but the winner was:

WhiteOvies Caption 2 - Due to poor UK weather the 'RAF Brand' Reactolite aviator shades looked rubbish.

[WhiteOvies]

Thanks Wader,
What's he thinking??:

http://www.af.mil/shared/media/photodb/web/050808-F-2807D-062.jpg

And the original one if it works :

http://www.defenceimagedatabase.mod.uk/FotoWeb/FWbin/preview.dll/45146990.jpg?D=D73E5DFA6642D20A62A4ADB05528E2C1E6B1838E4B40E 5E6C2B5C86BE736D606040E19A6A11E118EE83D0D8C18ACC907A15064026 8C2BC2B6BA0BE589409A282DCF9F890CF2994A2CA9C2A48CD97864694EBF F676A2E1BCD719F9A47B8A87FE19174F2E435DB95BEAA5F8960ED64D1217 F850DB1B9EE274CEE14802727F226A16C8E721377C6A98C85CEA1CCBB7C9 89D58B302206E089131390D3D414DC30481AD9B2A7BD65F49FAB0FB28BDA C7E4B150D294E12B06E268E

[Wader2]

1. Linda gritted her teeth as number 8 pushed

2. Crouch had a hunch that the new biological warfare suit didn't work.

[airborne_artist]

Here is WO's second image:

http://www.hrmconsultancy.net/pprune/fieldgun.jpg


"Sheila was looking forward to her resettlement accounting course. "Double-entry! I'll tell you what it really means"
http://www.hrmconsultancy.net/images/pprune/capcompfield%20gun.jpg

[WhiteOvies]

Thanks AA, beat me to it.
Captions for both or either will be judged!:rolleyes:

[SALAD DODGER]

Does my bum look big in this?

[Kolibear]

Linda won the World Straining Competition with this double hernia and rupture

[brickhistory]

1. The missing Pink Floyd stage prop was finally located.


2. MOD Films 'Xena: Warrior Princess" had a more technical feel than the original

[The Nr Fairy]

1. Quasimodo's great great great great grandson was chuffed to bits they'd relaxed the entry requirement rules for physical fitness, but it was getting a bit warm now.

2. For f**k's sake, it's a small pin and a big hole - pretend it's your wife !

[oli,_the_original]

The strain was evident on Susan's face at having to support a shaft of such girth

[sikeano]

1.With new defence cuts MOD has found new meaning for Uniform Presence in Iraq - Scarecrow's
2.Linda has taken spin the wheel to new heights, No wonder a Crowd has gathered to watch :D

[Dan Gerous]

Pic1: This is what a fart in a space suit looks like.
Pic2:The two chaps behind the bint are thinking "look at the arse on that"

[Sgt Bilko]

Pic 2: "NO LUBE!?! There's always time for lube!!!"

[BattlerBritain]

1. Trials of the latest RAF informal dress code.

2. The Navy show that 3 into 1 will go :) .

[Charlie Griffiths]

Said Bill to his colleague: "I told you it didn't look like a pantomime horse when we hired it..."

[ZH875]

Just out of sight of the camera, someone turned round and started screaming wildly:

"Oh no cried the Seamonster, if they can't get that wheel back on the delivery van, in 5 mins, I will have run out of ciggies."

[splitbrain]

1. Robo Supplier's 2 AA battery powerpack ran flat yet agin

2. (Baldie) - "WEDGIE"

[seekayess]

1. Tony's disguise after letting go!

2. Okay guys, let me show you how it is done!







We are REALLY on slo-mo on this thread, aren't we? :confused:

[WhiteOvies]

seekayess - Will judge tomorrow, not the world's best pics but some amusing non pc answers anyway!

[seekayess]

WO: Just a suggestion, which might make this thead just a teensy bit more on the go!

Results to be posted every Friday AM, new pic up by Friday afternoon. Gives the weekend to everyone to have a blast. The laggards still have till Thursday, when the judging could be done and the results posted the Friday morning.

How does that grab you? :)

[ShyTorque]

All very well for those not working for a living.....not everyone can be on parade near a computer at that time :rolleyes:

[seekayess]

:confused:

ShyT, you slog Saturdays and Sundays too?

Ouch!! :ugh:

[c-bert]

Where as I, on the otherhand, surf, I mean work, all week and go out at the weekends...:ok:

[WhiteOvies]

Apologies for the delay, hopefully the winner will be lucky enough to have a Friday afternoon off!:{

In a very close second Sgt Bilko



But winning is the Nr Fairy with his two captions. Over to you........

[The Nr Fairy]

Ah. Um. Right, try this one.
http://www.militaryimages.net/photopost/data/642/making_tanks.jpg
Judging 0800/230507, or thereabouts.

As an aside, where do you all get your images from ?

[c-bert]

The Army's latest attempt to out-do the Thunderbird's synchro pair wasn't going well.

of

"Good news Sir! It's a boy..."

or

"He just pulled out without looking officer"

[airborne_artist]

Cpl Jones' way of increasing the elevation on the main gun wasn't entirely welcomed by the troop commander.

[WhiteOvies]

Mirror, signal ummm....

The US Army came up with the idea of Tank Tiddlywinks to pass the time.

[Kolibear]

Driver! I've told you before! Do NOT brake everytime a rabbit runs out in front!!!

[daze_gone_buy]

US Army Womens tank assimilation training course no 1..........another success. :ok:

[brickhistory]

David Attenborough voiceover:

"And here, for the first time caught on film, we see the miracle that is Abrams' reproduction..........."

[Roadster280]

"It could be worse. We could have fcuked both of them."

[Big Bear]

Objects in your rear view mirror may be closer than they appear

[Talking Radalt]

Finding a big enough parachute was, to the surprise of the troops, not the only problem with air-dropping an Abrams.

[harrogate]

In a bid to drive down manufacturing costs, the Army accountants tried to get tanks to mate.

[seekayess]

Trying the 'Woman Superior' position, but she slipped!

[ZH875]

Well that's the loadie in the sh*t, why did he have to pickle his load on my tank.?




Two Tanks Prescott paid a visit to the Army's training range.

[Sgt Bilko]

So let me get this right, you were trying to catch Jermy Clarkson driving a Range Rover?

[StudentInDebt]

As the rest of the squad began discussions about what they were going to say to the CO, an undeterred Corporal Knievel was already pacing out where to have the "Ring of Fire" located for the next attempt...

[Pontius Navigator]

Watch out, here comes another one.

[samuraimatt]

Is that my Breitling under there? No, but I can see a staple err sorry stable belt..................

[Ghostie31]

The Yanks get confused when the CO tells them to get the "Half Track"

[clicker]

"Didn't see him mate, was sorting out my camcream that had got smudged"

[sikeano]

Honest Guv, was having a Tea Break when the cable broke..

[Wader2]

"Blake, blake, where the :mad: are you?"

Sarge, Here lies the body of Jonathon Blake,
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake.

[cornish-stormrider]

the abrams flux capacitor modifications trials ran into trouble when they realised 88 mph cannot be guaranteed every time

[clicker]

Mother now knew it was not a good idea to drive her sons company vehicle to show off in front of the neighbouring hillbillies.

[The Nr Fairy]

Am I allowed a caption for my own photo ?

Their gun having jammed, the blue tank crew took "Friendly Fire" to a new dimension.

[GasFitter]

"Sorry guys you've failed! Forget the stone chips on the front, there's a more pressing issue at the rear!"

[GasFitter]

"Give it a 105mm into the sewers .... that should clear it"

[Hempy]

"you were playing tug-of-war with a bungee cord????"

[The Nr Fairy]

Second place to Roadster280:
"It could be worse. We could have fcuked both of them."
The winner, though, with a "how did he come up with that", is Hempy:
"You were playing tug-of-war with a bungee cord????"

Well done - your turn.

[Hempy]

Thanks to The Nr Fairy (im not gonna ask how you came up with that nick).

struggling to come up with something new....

http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k144/h3mpy/mig25_iraq_10.jpg

[c-bert]

Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost (Ir)aq

or

Despite protests to the contrary Tony Robinson was convinced they had unearthed a piece of Saxon pottery.

[TMJ]

I told you dad, it was in the sand...

or

Time Team's discovery forced a reassessment of Roman desert capabilities...

[MostlyHarmless]

George and Tony were encouraged by the latest findings in the search for WMDs.

[cornish-stormrider]

the grow your own aeroplane project was a great sucess

[6Z3]

Guy in the foreground to gal on his left:

Lady, with a shovel up YOUR arse and your right arm blown off, YOU'd need a walking stick too.

[BattlerBritain]

A little late on the roundout Hoskins?

[brickhistory]

This huggy-fluffy 'green' technology is freakin' amazing!

[seekayess]

Latest camouflage method in Iraq: Just bury them under the sand!

[ShyTorque]

Keep digging! Blair's head must be down here somewhere....

[ACW599]

"Well, Bloggs, how did you think that went?"

[6Z3]

Disaster as the Dyson Turbovac backfires during trials.

[ZH875]

"All we need now is 300,000 cans of Red Bull, because I don't think 2 cans will give us Wings big enough....."

[Milt]

"It just won't move. Does anyone know how to start its engine? Oh and by the way, how do we get clearance to taxi?"

[TyroPicard]

Sir, does my berm look big in this?

[PICKS135]

The Iraqi Air Force exhibit at the Chelsea flower show had many visitors

[cornish-stormrider]

The new sandstorm air filters were a great success.

[Almost_done]

The MoDs attempt to bypass the local Councils waste charging scheme almost worked by throwing their toys into the sand-pit.

[GasFitter]

Editors at the 'Metal Detector Monthly' finally vindicated!

[Big Bear]

'Right lads thats the new stealth paint on the wings, now for the rest of the airframe'

[Sgt Bilko]

You can never have too much over-run gravel!

[PICKS135]

I told him he'd never get off the ground without re-heat

[Focks 2]

Nearby US politician: "Did we lose an eaf fifteen??"

[sikeano]

Latest news from Iraq, To combat the Insurgents in Iraq US Forces are planning to use the F15 for Undercover ops,

Whilst this is in process the Blonde asks the Guy next to her "I am bored with the hide the shovel game why don't we move on to Hide the sausage ??" :p

[tutgby]

The US Army's new ground attack asset and CAS bird was not really what they had in mind.

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American forces in Iraq were surprised by a cache of insurgency weapons unearthed during yet another desperate bid to discover WMDs.

[PICKS135]

Bit low on the pull out Hoskins

[ACW599]

"I don't know about you, but it looks like a bit of target fixation to me".

[Toxteth O'Grady]

"Hey, let's leave it there. It's no use in the sandpit anyway 'cos it's not a Chinook!"

:cool:

TOG

[Lafyar Cokov]

After the Iraqi information minister was accused of burying his head in the sand, his 'escape from Iraq plan' was found to have a similar weakness.


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The Iraqi AA arrived quickly to fix the broken down truck.....


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Bit low on the pull out/round out bloggs (Just to continue the theme going.......!)

[Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!]

Unfortunately due to the mix up in the paperwork the stackers were currently trying to work out what to do with the shipment of sanitary napkins - with wings.

[Hempy]

ok, it was a pretty crappy pic so I'll keep it short.

3rd place: ShyTorque; "Keep digging! Blair's head must be down here somewhere...." (apologies to any Ostriches here...)

2nd place: TyroPicard; "Sir, does my berm look big in this?"

And the winner is..

6Z3;"Guy in the foreground to gal on his left:

Lady, with a shovel up YOUR arse and your right arm blown off, YOU'd need a walking stick too."

Over to you 6Z3 :ok:

[6Z3]

Honoured, truly honoured.
Now for something completely different:

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[6Z3]

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http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d6/Rembrandt_Christ_In_The_Storm_On_The_Sea_Of_Galilee.jpg

[RETDPI]

" Oh do stop whingeing, since the last TriStar went u/s this is the best we can do."

[clicker]

"Of course we're getting nowhere, you keep pushing while the aircrew are pulling, don't you blunties know anything about sailing!"

[Big Bear]

I bet the guy in red is regretting those free aircrew rations now.


:E

[sikeano]

As the boat was entering rough waters,Jesus and his disciples were discussing what to do about The middle East crisis, Judas (one wearing the Red jacket)Started to throw up when Blair and Bush were mentioned

[cornish-stormrider]

The new heavy transport aircraft, as advertised by Jervis Media was nothing like the snazzy video.

[Talking Radalt]

On board HMS Spirit of Adventure Andy turned to Terry.....
"We're sinking!"

[Green Flash]

Er, there's 16000 of 'em! How about that bread and fishes trick again?

[diginagain]

"Wadda yer mean, 'The wet-winching display's cancelled'. I paid 25 quid for a ticket."

[Talking Radalt]

(I think this one's gonna run and run.....:E)

[airborne_artist]

"I told you that handing the Future Carrier contract to Jervis would be a bad idea".

[Green Flash]

A rough ride for the plucky crew of the SS Jervis Bay.

(With apologies to the memory of the real HMS Jervis Bay, armed merchant cruiser)

[seekayess]

Sorry! We've just realised the GPS isn't functioning too well!!

[diginagain]

Jervis, Turner and company find themselves up Sh1t Creek without a paddle between them.

Young lad hanging over the rail - "Anyone seen my ipod?"

[clicker]

"This always happens when Moby Dick farts"

[ShyTorque]

Look Tony, you've said you're going - so JUMP!

[ZH875]

The ship ran into bad weather after a number of crew were removed by friendly Iranians and taken for a week long holiday. They could have done with the extra GPS unit.

[Lafyar Cokov]

If you look carefully in the top right of the picture, just under the trailing rope you can just make out the port nav light of the SAR helicopter coming to rescue them......

[Talking Radalt]

If you look carefully in the top right of the picture, just under the trailing rope you can just make out the port nav light of the SAR helicopter coming to rescue them......
Is that a caption Laf, or just an observation?

[brickhistory]

RN's latest 'green' frigate seemed a bit lacking....................


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Finally! The 'Cod Wars' countermeasures ship was delivered.

[Pontius Navigator]

If you look carefully in the top right of the picture, just under the trailing rope you can just make out the port nav light of the SAR helicopter coming to rescue them......

Oh b:mad:r its not a chopper its my JPA receipt.

[RETDPI]

"No it's not! It's a UFO "
Roll the "Spirit of Adventure"

[NRU74]

Heave Ho Chaps
Let's press on to Greenwich before this catches fire as well

[seekayess]

Why didn't you carry your own blanket? I am NOT sharing mine!!

[Lara crofts pants]

Excuse me miss turney - would you mind moving to the other end of the boat!

[Big Bear]

As Ministers deny that the MOD is overstretched, troops delploy to the latest crisis in the last boat left in the RN inventory

[layman]

thank goodness I thought to pack everything in the samsonite

[Milt]

"Furl the top-gallants and be quick about it."

[MostlyHarmless]

Speaking from a bloody big Yacht in the med, Tony denied that the troops where under equipped for the task in hand labeling pictures in the press as "Sensationalist".

[6Z3]

WADI-YA-MEAN YOU'RE NOT THE NAZARETH DUDE!!!!

[The Nr Fairy]

If that pillock with the beard and sandals tries the "man overboard" wind-up one more time, I'm gunna lamp 'im.

[WhiteOvies]

"I can't believe I used up my :mad: AT allowance doing this. I knew I should have gone to the ski champs instead! :*"

Yachtmaster JC to the red coated crewmember - "Suck it up wet pants, if Ellen Macarthur can deal with it so can you!"

[seekayess]

Excuse me Sir! Which did you say is 'Port'? Left or right?? :confused:

[RETDPI]

"As the rest of the crew started to beg, Caz confessed that she had, in fact, left her Samsonite back at the Sheraton."

[Dan Gerous]

This is a nice bit of kindling were sailing on

[GasFitter]

Chap hanging on to the main mast.

"When I said the new Type 45 should have room for a Merlin on the back, I meant a helicopter, not a magician with a white beard!"

[oli,_the_original]

Oh $hit!!!!

[seekayess]

When you need 'em, you can't find 'em! Where is that guy who specialises in parting the sea, then?

[SkyHawk-N]

"After the great success of SoA, 15,000 people are shown enjoying a similar Jervis produced event on behalf of the Royal Navy."
From the Oxford Mail.

[cornish-stormrider]

The latest delivery of the anti sub platform "typhoon hunter" seems to have missed the design brief.

Jervis Media's new live shipping forecast, Lundy, force 3, calm, fair, 10+miles vis etc etc etc. had to be seen to be believed

[VitaminGee]

"I've told you before, and I'll tell you again - Never, ever believe a forecast from Michael Fish!"

[6Z3]

BEagle:Strewth that was close. Any bright ideas?
Jesus: Float-test the chap in the orange surcoat, and henceforth you will have nothing to fear from the Heavenly Thunderbolt.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d6/Rembrandt_Christ_In_The_Storm_On_The_Sea_Of_Galilee.jpg/250px-Rembrandt_Christ_In_The_Storm_On_The_Sea_Of_Galilee.jpg

[diginagain]

Look, stop squabbling about rations, stable-belts, flying pay, accommodation, overstretch, and niff-naff and trivia. We're all in the same boat.

[Green Flash]

And it's sinking ......

[VitaminGee]

Green Flash, :D:D

[splitbrain]

No, now is NOT a good time to discuss your PVR request.