Caption competition

[TyroPicard]

Hey Big Piston, who you callin' a donkey? I'm a mule......

[racedo]

Buster's date for the game.

[racedo]

Buster wants to have words with Match.com on his requirements.
The "Nice Ass" requirement may have been slightly misunderstood.

[racedo]

Someone forgot to use Hair remover this morning.

[racedo]

Get off your ass and drink your milk...

[Buster Hyman]

I am not suggesting that Buster has a big ......
If the cap fits...

[NutLoose]

Isn't that something women stick up inside themselves Buster.... Seems about right :E

[Danny42C]

"We couldn't afford remounts for the Blues and Royals - would this do ?"

[Longhitter]

"Jeez army life sucks! Weeks without seeing any women, and you get a boner when you spot one cheerleader. Good thing I have this cheesy sign to cover up..."

[cattletruck]

Why the long face?

[racedo]

Ass thinking "I haven't seen a another Ass in months but if have to date Buster this evening then so be it"

[racedo]

These men haven't seen a female in 200 days, oh boy need to be careful.

[racedo]

"Going uncover" they said
"Tickets to the big game" they said
"Front row seat" they said
"Meet all the celebs" they said
"No more volunteering" I say

[TyroPicard]

When he saw the rest of the cadets Harvey realised he hadn't quite got the hang of dress down Friday....

[Dan Gerous]

Jeez where did they get these uniforms from, Walmart? The guy in the horse is better dressed than me.

[nutnurse]

Not exactly an army but thistle have to do for now...

[Wensleydale]

Confusion reigned at the ball game when the mascot arrived with "Army" written on his leggy.

[Surplus]

Why does he call you Donkey?

"He-Haw, He-Haw, He-Hawlways calls me that."

Sorry

[racedo]

Navy were worried about the reputed 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse attack and realised it was more Donkey Attack.

[racedo]

Coach said he admired Don Quixote as the person from history he would most like to meet.

Army Intelligence searched and utimately found "Donkey Hote".

Coach cried.

[Danny42C]

Lord Haw-Haw is reincarnated !

(may appeal to those of a certain age).

[racedo]

All right, nobody move! I've got a dragon and I'm not afraid to use it! I'm a donkey on the edge!

[FLCH]

He ate an onion for lunch, went on to be known as "The piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes".

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

"That donkey must be female - there no bulge in the shorts"

"No, he's male..sort of. Anyway, how's your hotdog?"

"Chewy"

:E

[Wensleydale]

"I hope they don't go into extra time - I have to give rides on the beach in an hour."

[nimbev]

Having got one of the cheerleaders pregnant, Buster had to find a way to get to the game without being recognised.

[racedo]

Chairman of Joint Chief sits with the people he commands.

[racedo]

Buster felt he may have overdone use of his Baldness cure........

[CoffmanStarter]

Relax ... It's only a Pantomime Horse ... "Oh no it isn't" :)


Well it's nearly that time of the year ...

[racedo]

Buster was happy with his cheap date, at half time she went and munched on some turf.

[racedo]

It wasn't that she looked like a Donkey that worried Buster so much as he had been out with worse, it was that she smelt like one that upset him.

[racedo]

Donkey hoped Army would lose to Navy, he wanted to go home with a Sailor who promised an introduction to some sea men.

[Boudreaux Bob]

Nutty just had to bleat the news on his Bull Horn....as Buster was feeling Mulely.



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[Danny42C]

Rocinante was feeling in the mood to tilt at some windmills !

[CoffmanStarter]

The Shergar mystery is finally solved :eek:

[squeaker]

Can someone pass me a megaphone please?
I'm a little horse...

[Cows getting bigger]

Does my bum look big in this?

[brickhistory]

Rocky XIV...

[ShyTorque]

"I might look stupid dressed in a donkey suit, but at least it fits, not like these cheap tracksuits!"

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"No, Madam, I'm not really pleased to see you - that's just the back end midget's big nose in my shorts!"

[nutnurse]

"Right! Time to drag on the donkey! Attach its little aluminium ashtray, CQMS, please!"

[Big Pistons Forever]

Laugh all you want, my donkey suit fits better than that dudes tan flight suit !

[Big Pistons Forever]

Army getting ready to lose to Navy..........Again !

[racedo]

Thank God its not Christmas or I would be wearing the :mad: Antlers, have a Red Nose stuck on and Tinsel shoved up everywhere.

[racedo]

Stand to attention for the CiC they ask, hell been standing to attention all day looking at the cheerleaders.

[racedo]

Best part is I get to change in the Cheerleaders locker room and they help me get all of it off.

[PingDit]

"...and when I find out who put superglue around this bloomin head...grrr..."

[Boudreaux Bob]

The American Army's try at establishing a Household Cavalry was nothing to shout about.

[Wensleydale]

The Army's mascot seemed a little tense as the results of the analysis of meat in the stadium's burgers was released over the PA.

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

"Only two things come outta the Louisiana swamps ; gases and asses. Which one are you, boy?

Report to the Gym 0500 Saturday for Mascot Duty."

"YES DRILL SERGEANT !"

[racedo]

Hey Dopey, are you with me to give Snow White a going over, as she said she had game tickets for us but we had to dress up.

[cattletruck]

Do you think Army would notice that we're all out of fox suites?

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Looks like burritos for dinner.

[CoffmanStarter]

Buster ... Stop horsing around and get that onesie off and get yourself on the pitch :hmm:

[Surplus]

Lady on the left: "I met him on an internet dating site, we never met before the wedding, he said he was hung like a horse."

[racedo]

Keep telling them I am from Kenya and they saying to me "Wear the Fox Hat".

[racedo]

Hey one of my ancestors was owned by José and Maria, he was a carpenter and they had a son called Jesús.

[racedo]

Buster and leading lady were taking a break from new Disney movie "Beast and The Beast"

[Danny42C]

(Can't believe it's come this far before this cropped up - must be getting old !)

"No - it's not just my First Field Dressing !" :8

[Buster Hyman]

New week, new pick. Last call folks. I'll judge it tonight AESST.

(This will give people time to edit Buster out of their captions & replace it with Nutty...if they want to win of course...)

[racedo]

After visit to Indian reservation and a night with the ladies an Old Indian Chief calls Buster and pronounces his new Indian name "Shohun nas Fon".
Buster pleased when told in Apache it means "Hung like a Donkey", however he was with Utes and it means there "Small even for a midget".

[Boudreaux Bob]

Buster, aka "Two Dogs" pondered the Meaning of Life as he knew Small but did not know a Midget.

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

"That's a great costume Buster. You look like a complete ass!"

"What costume?"

[Buster Hyman]

Some great, 'non winning' entries there guys...:D

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

"You ass-ked for it!"

[nimbev]

Buster got worried when he overheard some Sicilian looking guys saying that the Godfather wanted another horse's head.

[Boudreaux Bob]

Only a Whinny for Buster this time!

[Buster Hyman]

Ok, lets call it...

Honourable mention to Surplus for:
Lady on the left: "I met him on an internet dating site, we never met before the wedding, he said he was hung like a horse."

Runner up to Bob for:
The American Army's try at establishing a Household Cavalry was nothing to shout about.

But this weeks winner, with extra points for a lack of gratuitous use of my moniker goes to Squeaker!
Can someone pass me a megaphone please?
I'm a little horse... :D

[CoffmanStarter]

Well played Squeaks :D

[squeaker]

Thanks Buster! Glad I managed to break through there...

Try this:
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[Buster Hyman]

Yes, he'll do for Command school.

***

Thank Gawd I finally got this off my back!

***

Missing Michael, Bubbles decided to join the Marines.

[brickhistory]

The other white meat...

****************************************************

Doc, you're gonna need a longer tape measure...

**************************************************

Take your hands off me you damned dirty doctor...

[Danny42C]

"Will I get Flying Pay for this trip ?"


or


"If you pay peanuts........"

[brickhistory]

Mutual of Omaha stag films...

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

Orbit done; where's my banana?

[Buster Hyman]

Bubbles: "Wait...wait....ahhh, much better. Thank Gawd we used a Nappy eh?"

[PingDit]

Chimp:


..."and your chest waxing technique leaves a lot to be desired old chap!"


or


"So you've fitted a roller skate on my right foot, what's going on the left, a bloomin pogo-stick?"

[Buster Hyman]

Why yes, I do have the right stuff. It's in this handy packaging that I'm wearing....

[nutnurse]

"It's time to put on make-up,
It's time to dress up right,
It's the WIWOL show tonight!"

[nutnurse]

"Shrek! ShreK! SHREK! I'm a handsome donkey not a monkey! What have you let Rumpelstiltskin do this time?

[nutnurse]

"That's another fine mess I've gotten myself into."

[NutLoose]

Well you did say you needed a monkey to do a real sh*t job.

[NutLoose]

Arms longer than lower limbs.... It's the Regiment for you sonny.

[NutLoose]

Able to spread her limbs at the drop of a hat, it's the WRAC for you girly

[Buster Hyman]

Right turn Clyde.

[Boudreaux Bob]

The RAF about to prove it is possible.

[CoffmanStarter]

Oi mate ... Who are you calling a Stick Monkey :mad:

[CoffmanStarter]

Trials begin on re-mustering RAF Regiment Personnel as Aircrew :}

[CoffmanStarter]

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[CoffmanStarter]

Pass me the Monkey Wrench my Nuts are Loose

[ShyTorque]

Keep your hands off me, you idiot! When I said take the A.P. out, I meant autopilot out, not take the APE out!

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Army helicopter pilot: "Oops, sorry! I thought you said get yourself briefed for a "Nappy of the earth" flight."

[Buster Hyman]

Lower...lower...that's it...ahhh...cheers mate.

***

I'd like to send a cheerio to John Glenn....

[Wander00]

Kiss me, Hardy.

[airborne_artist]

"You hum it, I'll play it".

[Hempy]

George W Bush passing his ANG medical

[HAS59]

If it's perfectly safe why don't you send Allan Shepherd instead of me?

[racedo]

No, I don't have Ebola.

[racedo]

Remember we are all related, some closer than others..............eh Doc.

[racedo]

When I land will Apes be in Control ?
If so I hunt Charlton Heston.

[Wander00]

Hey, why don't you send a dog, the Russians sent a dog.......

[Buster Hyman]

Bubbles made a miraculous recovery after surgery to remove the cymbals from his hands.

[NutLoose]

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Small, overly white teeth and a naff haircut with the gibbering of a baboon, i'd say an ideal replacement for Richard Hammond on Top Gear

[NutLoose]

"And if it fails I will get 72 Virgins when I enter paradise? so why aren't you going?"

[Roadster280]

Trials begin on re-mustering RAF Aircrew Personnel as Regiment :E

[NutLoose]

"Gottle of Geer, Gottle of Geer"

[ShyTorque]

"Apart from the usual gibberish on the radio, not a bad first check-ride, Bloggs... Welcome to RyanAir!"

[Danny42C]

"You'll never believe what I saw up there !"

[dazdaz1]

If you attach those electrodes to my goolies I'll bite your hand off, and where's my cup of PG-Tips

Daz

[brickhistory]

I'll have a word now with the SOB what designed the shock implant...

[Danny42C]

"I've got 98% of your DNA already, and a full grown chimp is five times stronger than a man, so watch it !"

[racedo]

Whadda mean I am not going to the football, Buster promised me I was his date, bet he bring some nice piece of Ass instead.

[racedo]

Least the Aliens didn't do this when they visited the Zoo.

[racedo]

Look its Donkey going to space not Monkey, Monkey go to army Navy game.

[CoffmanStarter]

Since when did the London School of Economics come within the 'catchment' area of the University of London Air Squadron :E

[CoffmanStarter]

That's Astrochimp Ham to you mate :cool:

[CoffmanStarter]

So we'll wrap him in a little metal box, put a few switches and flashing lights on the front and call it NAVWAS :uhoh:

[nutnurse]

"It's all very well saying, 'Groom this chip,' you won't believe what I just found on the internet."

[nutnurse]

"Carefully, now, one cough could start her."

[nutnurse]

"A bit unstable on lift-off there, Hoskins."

[ShyTorque]

"I'm a celebrity, get me out of here!"

[nutnurse]

How Sandhurst cadets are measured for the Sword of Honour.

[Wensleydale]

I did not ask you to exchange two ape knees for a penny!

[nutnurse]

Barber Shop, No. 2 Reception Unit, RAF Cardington, 1960.

[vulcanised]

So, which one of you is my dad?

[CoffmanStarter]

Whadda mean I'm short on Functional Reach :eek:

[ValMORNA]

NCO aircrew chap finally gets his commission.

[Boudreaux Bob]

Usually Buster just showed his butt....

[Big Pistons Forever]

Scran, consumed
Shower, done
****, just a sec...................................................

Pre takeoff check Complete !

[racedo]

Are you the most clever humanoids ?
Oh hell the planet is :mad:.

[racedo]

Hey Tarzan and Jane, you lied to me.

[racedo]

hey I have though up a new social media, its called Chimpbook.

[Buster Hyman]

RAF heritage week went further back than people expected.

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

Chief Doc "Help standing up and a nappy, Ham? You joined those other AeroMed course idiot pilots in 6 pints of Brown and a curry last night, didn't you?"

[CoffmanStarter]

Will Sir be requiring Elastoplast around the knuckles ... :ooh:

[racedo]

So it the Royal Marines medical always this easy ?

[622]

Yes mate...you would have the same expression if I stuck a thermometer up your backside to!

[nutnurse]

Great whines from Nappy Valley.

[brickhistory]

The corner crew warmed up their champ for the World Speed Texting bout...

[racedo]

So explain again Molecular Disaggregation.........
Er No you supposed to be the doc me the chimp.

[racedo]

No, I don't want to go to the Army Navy game.....

[nutnurse]

The hitherto secret ingredient in the Uckers New Rules is revealed.

[nutnurse]

"Pardon me, boy. Is this the Chattanooga Choo-Choo?"

[nutnurse]

"Where are my crayons?"

[brickhistory]

As you can see Carruthers, the effects of long-duration spaceflight, illustrated here by Col Flagg's condition, aren't entirely understood...

[Buster Hyman]

"What's that Chimp wearing?"
"Depends...."

[racedo]

When I was launched the Planet was Run by Apes.

[CoffmanStarter]

I think we might need to crank down the centrifuge a tad ...

[Danny42C]

"I've just heard what happened to Laika - can I PVR w.e.f. yesterday ?"

[racedo]

Will they make a movie about me......................

[racedo]

Drill Sargeant said he needed a volunteer to be famous, I sneezed and now I get shot into space.

[CoffmanStarter]

There I was happily flying over Kent yesterday evening, trucking some car parts North, when I got bounced by the RAF :E

[racedo]

Starring with Ronald Reagan gets me this gig, let him go and I will do his career.

[CoffmanStarter]

"Ooo arrr ooo ackkk !"

No sorry old boy ... I don't quite understand your banter :}

[Big Pistons Forever]

Heh Heh Heh Heh, I bet the chimp won't be smiling anymore when they tell him he will be flying in a Indian SU 30 :E

[racedo]

Why can't I play NFL like the rest of my family..............

[NutLoose]

I can't remember eating that.

[NutLoose]

She reminds me of a WRAC I knew, pushed her up against the wall and she spread them while grinning like a Cheshire Cat, hairy too I seem to remember.

[ShyTorque]

So it the Royal Marines medical always this easy ?

Yes, but sorry to say you failed the spelling test.

[NutLoose]

Paras for him then :E

[nutnurse]

"Have you ever noticed it's always got diced cat in it?"

[CoffmanStarter]

When I said ... "Give me a monkey" ... I was expecting 500 notes :ooh:

[Buster Hyman]

So, if you pull his left arm, I'll pull his right arm, and then we'll have a Monkey Wrench....
BWAHAHA...Oh Smithers, your jokes are just like Nutty's.

[racedo]

Lets see if Gillette is the best a monkey can get.

[racedo]

Bath im Immac* and lets see what he looks like................

*(Other ladies hair removal products are available)

[cattletruck]

How would you like to work for Sir Richard Branson for peanuts.

[Dan Gerous]

Of course I'm happy. I'm getting out of these cramped quarters, for somewhere with more space.

[DITYIWAHP]

Day 1, CFS ground school.

"Hello, I'm your new instructor. Appearances can be deceptive, I know, but I really have done some operationally relevant stuff in the past... honest. And I've a cousin who went into space!"

[squeaker]

Judging time shortly!
Lots of good (re)entries..

[nutnurse]

Wg Cdr Spry returns to duty after the brain transplant.

[FinelyChopped]

You can teach monkeys to fly better than that!
Oh.

[racedo]

If I don't make it as a space cadet can I become a fast jet pilot instead ?

[NutLoose]

We use him as a pull through on the ships main gun.

[Surplus]

'Dad, do you know there's a scientist on my foot?'

"You hum it, son, I'll play it."

[Danny42C]

"Seeing what's happened to Mr Branson's latest effort, can I withdraw my volunteer request for this job ?"

[racedo]

Yes I have just come back from ISIS, I was a Dessert Monkey.
er Don't you mean Desert ?
Nope I was next after the Lamb.

[NutLoose]

ROFL

That means

Rolls On Floor Laughing Danny :E

[squeaker]

Judging time! Lots of great entries again, hard to pick a winner.

Third to Nutloose with:
"Arms longer than lower limbs....It's the Regiment for you sonny."

Second to Brickhistory with:
"Doc, you're gonna need a longer tape measure..."

But the Winner is Cattletruck, with the topical:
"How would you like to work for Sir Richard Branson for peanuts?"

Over to you, Cattletruck!

[cattletruck]

Thanks Squeaks :ok:

Lets try this one.

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[CoffmanStarter]

Don't foam us ... We'll foam you :E

[CoffmanStarter]

Yep ... VMC on top :E

[NutLoose]

Health and Safety finally wins

[NutLoose]

If DHL did aircraft packing, they would be the best packed away in the hangar helicopters in the world.

[NutLoose]

Good God Chief, what did you eat? that fart is still lingering even now.

[CoffmanStarter]

Well Boss we've cracked it ... we wind up the rotors to about 2100 RPM pour sugar down the intakes ... and Bob's you're Uncle enough candy floss for Families Day :ok:

[Tashengurt]

Soft and fluffy, it's Blackhawk down.

[Buster Hyman]

Real pilots tuck their aircraft in at night.

***

Well, that's the last time Rover pees on our choppers!

***

Yeah, we should break through this fog bank any second now.

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

"What does this button do?"

[racedo]

Er its drop of foam per 10,000 gallons of water, not the other way round.

[racedo]

New engineering boss said she would clean this place up, next would be some fluffy cushions and throw pillows.

[racedo]

16th year old trainee on 1st day told not to take top of barrel, being a teenager anything forbidden has to be done.

[racedo]

Pilot Snuggle had heard of low cloud but this was a bit ridiculous.

[NutLoose]

"So Boss, what makes you think Jones is down there having a crafty fag in the back of one of the cabs?"

[NutLoose]

The Squadron was dismayed to find out that under the private initiative programme they had been outsourced and would be rapidly absorbed into the Tampax training wings.

[NutLoose]

You did say you wanted the cabs ready expresso Boss

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

Captain Flack suspected the Trumpton Fire Brigade wouldn't get invited on too many more Exchange Visits.

[ACW599]

"Bloggs, I asked you to do a comp wash. What did you hear me say?"

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

"..and when you've cleared the hanger, you are going to find a Mexican janitor with a very soggy cigarette"

[Buster Hyman]

I honestly don't know what it is about that Pippa Middleton but...boy, oh boy...I need a cigarette.

[Roadster280]

"Bollocks!"

[Roadster280]

"When I said put the cabs to bed, I didn't mean for you to lay a fluffy duvet for them!"

[simon brown]

"Typical innit sarge, if I worked for the civvy public sector i'd be out on strike as the temps dropped to -5 indoors"

[Buster Hyman]

Press conference for the DEA's largest ever drug bust goes horribly wrong when Blackhawks accidentally started.

[Hempy]

Apples latest ios 8 had some initial issues saving ALL the helicopter to 'the Cloud'..

[CoffmanStarter]

Bloggs ... I told you not to hand Polish the pitot tube to vigorously :}

[CoffmanStarter]

So that's what the iCloud looks like :8

[CoffmanStarter]

So this is the new stealth technology ... we strap on a synthetic cloud and hover about a bit :rolleyes:

[CoffmanStarter]

Sarge ... I can't find the silver lining ... shall I go down to the stores now for a tin of striped paint :ugh:

[brickhistory]

Theme from 'Jaws' comes to mind...

[brickhistory]

Told to make the airfield presentable for the Royal visit, the airfield manager took liberties with snow removal...

[Big Pistons Forever]

Exercise complete, obey all further alarms......

[brickhistory]

Attenborough voice on:


And here, we see remarkable photos from inside the womb...

[Danny42C]

"I told that concrete-pouring truck Johnnie to stop it - honestly, Chief !"


Nutloose (your #26622),

Thank you for the kind words. Commiseration on your third place (judges obviously biased). Better luck this time !

Danny.

[racedo]

It wasn't me.....

[racedo]

Scouts Bob a Job day was going well.

[racedo]

Gladys came up complaining that she kept falling over and men were jumping on her.
"But Gladys you have not been in hangar yet", at which point Gladys was running down the stairs wearing only a :)

[racedo]

"Smithers is this your way of covering up the prang on our nice new helos before the boss appears........"
"Er Ye.....eessss sirrrrr"
"Well, Good thinking that man"

[brickhistory]

How UAV helicopters are made...

[CoffmanStarter]

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[CoffmanStarter]

Ibiza Foam Party ... That's so 80's :rolleyes:

[CoffmanStarter]

So are we sure it was just the standard citric acid, baking soda and soap mix in Trap 1 :eek:

[PingDit]

"Just so I can be clear on this Chief, once they're fully covered, they'll fly quieter?"

[NutLoose]

"Someone's got to have a word with Buster about his dandruff, this is getting ridiculous"

[PingDit]

Chiefy: "I just didn't expect them to arrive with this much polystyrene packaging boss!" :{

[squeaker]

Starbucks fight back after military boycott.

[squeaker]

Right laddiie, you're on a charge!
Latte on parade...

[CoffmanStarter]

Maybe we should have applied the rotor brake before unloading the seized drugs Sarge :\

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

"Gentlemen, it isn't often we get the whole Corps together. I'd like you to toast our new facility with the beercans our helo's just shipped in......................"


FSSST!!!!!!

[nutnurse]

"GOOOD dogs!"

[nutnurse]

"The bloody slugs in here are getting bigger by the minute!"

[nutnurse]

"I know I said think outside the box, Cpl Driftweed, but that didn't mean not using all the parts."

[nutnurse]

"Got a chit here, sir, says the other parts were needed for fixing the AOC's central heating."

[nutnurse]

After Capt. Ginger's return to the donkey wallopers, many practical jokes, in various stages of preparation, were found lying about for months.

[nutnurse]

"I say, REME person, just take a squint at the flagpole and see if the bloody air troopers have stuck our bags up there again..."

[NutLoose]

Ok fire them up and we'll put them through the spin cycle.

[Buster Hyman]

Bad news I'm afraid. The Base was carpet bombed last night and there's shag pile everywhere!

[Big Pistons Forever]

Prince Harry 's exchange posting to the US Army Aviation Brigade was short lived.....

[Big Pistons Forever]

Why yes today was the last day of my mandatory service, why do you ask ?

[Big Pistons Forever]

Good god NO ! This could never have been a maintenance tech's mistake, this HAD to be a ISiS Attack !

[NutLoose]

Ok chief, you can tick off the Air Con max cooling flow checks as satis

[Hempy]

Ok, thats the 'Mentos in the Diet Coke' trick taken a tad too far lads.

[nutnurse]

The sound stage for a new version of 'USA Air' comes into operation.

[nutnurse]

"If that's the end-result, what do these bloody creatures eat?"

[nutnurse]

Captain's Rounds on board HMS Inedible.

[nutnurse]

"What's this? Another NASA scam?"

[nutnurse]

"We've overspent our budget, Chief. Just keep those aircraft feather-bedded until the new financial year."

[nutnurse]

An Apache version of 'Grandmother's footsteps'.

[brickhistory]

Bloggs completely cornered the mothball market...

[Big Pistons Forever]

YOU IDIOT ! I said "foam to safe" Not "safe to foam "

[racedo]

The attempt to attract Paris Hilton to an open day may have got out of hand.

[racedo]

Govt's War on drugs taken to new level.............. let them come to us.
Afterall Attorney General Holder's Fast and Furious worked !!!!

[racedo]

Janitor downs brush and says "Sod Off I'm not cleaning that".

[racedo]

Sarge
"I can explain...................... er forget it where is the brig"