Caption competition

[airborne_artist]

"No, I'm sorry, you've boarded the wrong flight. This is not a Beech Staggerwing."

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Without further ado, he was in early, and it was the one to beat (and topical to boot!)

SATCOS WHIPPING BOY with

"The Welsh Rugby team make their way home from the World Cup early. Their prop-forward misunderstood his role......AGAIN, and the rest of the team's scrum on the left wing just caused chaos."

Well done, and take it away!

[CoffmanStarter]

Well played SATCO :D

[SATCOS WHIPPING BOY]

Thank you chaps. Give me about 5 minutes and I'll have a picture for you.

:ok:

[SATCOS WHIPPING BOY]

http://i428.photobucket.com/albums/qq5/grimreaper1664/phantom/beagle.jpg

Over to you. :ok:

[DirtyProp]

That plane's a real dog...

[DirtyProp]

Well, we need another one and then we can have a real dogfight!

[CoffmanStarter]

No ... My name isn't Snoopy, it's Von Richtwoofen

[CoffmanStarter]

BEagle at his Wings graduation parade ;)

[CoffmanStarter]

I'm off to a Piers Gaveston do ... what ... what :E

[Danny42C]

It'a real poo(ch) du ciel !
(yes, I know it was "pou", but it's pronounced the same anyway). :=

[Penny Washers]

It's a dog with two tails.

So why doesn't it look pleased?

[Flap Track 6]

New bush airline 'Queensland and Norfolk Terrier Aerial Services' ready for take off ...

[Danny42C]

"Every time he cocks his leg, he does a barrel roll !"

[Buster Hyman]

Aerodynamically, the Sopwith Pup was better as a bi plane.

[Buster Hyman]

A10 replacement.

[Buster Hyman]

Yes, I find that the Desert camo really fools the Cats....

[Big Pistons Forever]

WAAAAAAAIT A MINUTE ! No way am I having anything to do with the CATapult

[Big Pistons Forever]

Oh the shame. I was promised Navy wings !

[PingDit]

"Yes, it may well scare them all off but the goggles are hurting my ears and the cam-gear makes my bum look big!"

[Danny42C]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTylRpVv38TOhTermdZ-SFNKuYPW4_kQziCtUpDQMIoJKgXE-j70rpUrg (http://www.google.co.uk/url?url=http://thepkmnfanfiction.wikia.com/wiki/Muttley&rct=j&frm=1&q=&esrc=s&sa=U&ved=0CBYQwW4wAGoVChMIyrmymfKJyAIVijcUCh1LLgoZ&usg=AFQjCNH2ntsbx1mpRREoFZLvY80EVhNNiA)


Muttley didn't think this was a good idea for dogs after all !

[Buster Hyman]

Well, occasionally I am a taildragger, but once the worming tablets kick in, I'm back on all fours.

[CoffmanStarter]

Buster :D:D:D:D

New keyboard please !

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

So who said a dog can't look embarrassed!

[Stanwell]

I give up!
There's no way Buster's latest contribution is going to be beaten.
Nurse!... Another few Kimwipes, please.

[622]

Northrop say new sensors on their latest drone to be the best....a source has quoted 'They are the dogs b*llocks'

[Flap Track 6]

Kazakstan's first attempt at an indigenously developed fighter was a bit of a dog's breakfast

[Flap Track 6]

The Koreans haven't really got the hang of this unmanned aerial vehicle lark, have they?

[cattletruck]

Korean home delivery.

-------------

Did someone say join the pup on downwind leg!

[E_S_P]

Despite the severe military cut backs faced in Azerbaijan, they still managed to get their new fighter out on time, and under budget - the YAP-3!

[Buster Hyman]

http://i428.photobucket.com/albums/qq5/grimreaper1664/phantom/beagle.jpg

Lets be honest. This isn't the worst thing Nutty's made me wear is it?

[dazdaz1]

Dog....I've had enough of this photo lark, going to phone the RSPCA I'm being exploited.

[WeeJeem]

The guys at the Skunk Works knew that it wasn't going to become a design classic, but they still had some hopes for the new Fly-by-Wire-Terrier.

[Stanwell]

Now, do I get some Sidewinders with this kit or are you just happy for me to look stupid while 'growling'?

[WeeJeem]

Bloodhounds the world over were heaving a communal sigh of relief.

[Buster Hyman]

The RAAF were underwhelmed when their first Growler arrived...

(With a nod to Stanwell there...)

[CoffmanStarter]

I love a good tail chase ... :cool:

[Danny42C]

Shouldn't happen to a dawg !

[Surplus]

Beagles Flies Again.

[PingDit]

"I chew up just ONE of his Airfix kits and now this!"

[622]

I wasn't sniffing his backside..I was practising AAR!

[SATCOS WHIPPING BOY]

CLOSED

There were quite a few that made me laugh out loud (genuinely).

I was expecting lots of mentions of Beagle and CATapults but no one said anything about bone-domes.

Anyway.

The winner for me is BUSTER HYMEN with:

Well, occasionally I am a taildragger, but once the worming tablets kick in, I'm back on all fours.

a close second was 622 with:

I wasn't sniffing his backside..I was practising AAR!


Thank you all for brightening the past few days :ok:


Buster, over to you young man.

[Buster Hyman]

Why thank you SATCO's.

http://cat-pic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013-03-31/cats-in-the-army-9-jpg_1.jpg

[SATCOS WHIPPING BOY]

I think we need to borrow some of those worming tablets the dog in the previous caption competition used.

http://cat-pic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013-03-31/cats-in-the-army-9-jpg_1.jpg

[WeeJeem]

And this, Tiddles, is how we fix the buttered toast to your back.

[Surplus]

You look very toit. Yesh, toit like a toiger. Yesh Yesh Yesh

[622]

Yep, you just dangle it out of the window...when the string goes slack - round out!
Now, just need to get a few more cats and that's your night landings sorted out Hoskins.

[E_S_P]

Sorry Captain, that other kitty escaped. Looks like we will need to forget that CAT2 approach.

[CoffmanStarter]

I say Bloggs it's not the done thing to play with pussy on the Flight Deck :}

[CoffmanStarter]

They say that cats land on their feet when dropped ... well let's try the little bu99er from 40,000' :uhoh:

[SATCOS WHIPPING BOY]

The crew looked forward to completing thirty missions over Germany. However, the reward of pulling pussy was NOT what they thought.

[Kiltrash]

You say that if you survive the war, when you become President this cat will have the run of the White House

Lads.. George is nuts

[ShyTorque]

"Pussy with a string? That reminds me, the wife's off limits this week"

[Flap Track 6]

Hey buddy, can I have your pussy if you don't make it back?

[Flap Track 6]

This here's my lucky pussy. It would be a catastrophe if I were to lose her ...

[Flap Track 6]

Cat thinks: "What's this jerk doing perpetuating feline stereotypes as being easily diverted using a bit of string? Doesn't he realise I'm a fully trained Navigator?"

[PingDit]

Cat: "I could do with that when I'm playing 'Deck-landings' on the mess dining tables!"

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Ok, I pull this string and his Mae West inflates. You two guys back there take the bets on how far the cat goes.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Later, out in the vastness of the Pacific, with fuel reserves dwindling, Zeke and Bud wished they'd paid more attention during the briefing.

[SATCOS WHIPPING BOY]

....and much later on when those fuel reserves dwindled, and the cold Pacific lapped around his ears, Zeke was confused as to why his mae-west had more holes in it than a sieve.

[dazdaz1]

Good for a barter if we get shot down over Korea.

[PingDit]

Cat... "String! Too rough for me, I only play with nice fluffy wool!"

[PingDit]

When they said the uniform'd be a pussy magnet, we should have known that there'd be strings attached!

[Kiltrash]

Maverick and Goose wonderring why the Fleet Carrier had a supply of cats, then were told it was for use as reuseable toilet rolls.

[exuw]

Atomic Kitten entertain the guys on V-Force QRA stand down.

[Danny42C]

Cat: "I think this lot are raving bonkers - but I'd better string along with them !"

[54Phan]

"In spite of reasonably successful sea trials, the Grumman F4F-13, affectionately known as the "Housecat", never entered production......

[Danny42C]

"Where's the cat flap ? I'm outa here !"

[CoffmanStarter]

Goggles ... Check .... String .... Check .... Protective Clothing ... Check ...

Let the Neutering commence :eek:

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Such simple creatures. Give them a piece of string, and they're entertained for hours. Then there's the cat....

[Danny42C]

"I'm a bit bored with this game. Think I'll take a stroll and see if I can knock off a mouse or a baby sparrow or two."............"Oh dear, I never did like water !"

[squeaker]

MOD Procurement under scrutiny as it is revealed the £1bn spent on cats and traps for HMS Queen Elizabeth represents "poor value".

[CoffmanStarter]

The Scots have the Bagpipes ... But here is a pic of the little known ancient Australian musical instrument ... called the Cataplunker.

What's a Cataplunker Sir ? Well ... it's a couple of strings stretched across a cats backside and plucked with your teeth :E

I thank you ...

[exuw]

8 out of 10 cats prefer B52s to AV-8Bs or A-10s

[Burnt Fishtrousers]

" yeah and what with the defense cuts, the only Tomcat we will be seeing on a carrier from now on, is this one.."

[exuw]

Soft kitty,
Warm kitty,
Little ball of fur.
Happy kitty,
Sleepy kitty,
Purr Purr Purr.

Then we set off the Big Bang from 40,000 feet.........

[NutLoose]

Scroggins was always quiet until we realised that if you pulled his string he would issue verbal commands, and now listen to him....

"Is my pie ready yet Nav?"
"When I was on Lightnings"
"And there I was, nothing on the clock but the makers name"
"Hello, I'm a fighter pilot you know""

[NutLoose]

http://cat-pic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013-03-31/cats-in-the-army-9-jpg_1.jpg


"Hey, that's not a conker that's my nut"

[NutLoose]

"Hey, don't pull that loose thread it's unravelling my life vest"

[Wensleydale]

"What do you mean by qualifying for an Amber Flying Cat? I have one already but it is a bit more Ginger"!

[exuw]

[USAF Major in LHS, laughing evilly, to Senior Airman in RHS]

"No, Airman Bond, I expect you to fly".

[Wensleydale]

They thought that it was a misprint when told that their aircraft was armed with a Mouser.

[Wensleydale]

Like the Labour party, they were led by Tom and Jerry.

[Danny42C]

"At least I've enough sense to land on four paws - this lot mainly land on their heads !"

[CoffmanStarter]

Buster and Nutty relax with a spot of remedial therapy at the Home for Retired Aviators & Aero Engineers :p

[Danny42C]

"I tawt I taw a Puddy Cat - but it was the Recruiting Sergeant !"

[NutLoose]

Now that's what I call a worm..

[Arm out the window]

He may look innocent, but if you look at him the wrong way he'll have your privates written off ... that's why I call him 'Cat 5'

[Lafyar Cokov]

Only the pilot on the right was allowed to fly, the one on the left had lost his flying cat....

[Danny42C]

"He's Manx - so we call him 'Cat o' None Tails ' !"

[exuw]

Group Captain Cheshire Cat goes along as observer on the raid on Nagasaki.

[SteveCox]

So Barnes, you want to help the war effort by substituting a cat for our parachute silk as everyone knows cats always land on their feet. Well good luck with that, let us know how you get on.

[Dan Gerous]

Came up on her 6, fired a 3 second burst, shot the witch clean of her broomstick, no chute. Figured the least I could do is look after the cat.

[Buster Hyman]

Slowed down so lets change it over eh?

Third place, 54Phan with the clever;


"In spite of reasonably successful sea trials, the Grumman F4F-13, affectionately known as the "Housecat", never entered production......

Runner up with a disturbing image is Surplus with:

You look very toit. Yesh, toit like a toiger. Yesh Yesh Yesh

But this cap's winner is 622 with;

Yep, you just dangle it out of the window...when the string goes slack - round out!
Now, just need to get a few more cats and that's your night landings sorted out Hoskins.

[CoffmanStarter]

Well played 622 :D:D:D:D

[622]

Many thanks....heres the next!http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb137/viking622/cap%20com_zpsu8n9prfr.jpg (http://s205.photobucket.com/user/viking622/media/cap%20com_zpsu8n9prfr.jpg.html)

[Wensleydale]

Your eyes are too close together...you are obviously a spy and will be shot tomorrow.

[Wensleydale]

"The Duke of Edinburgh is mathematically correct....Damn!"

[Wensleydale]

The CPO misunderstood the Captain's order to measure the width of the bridge.

[Wensleydale]

"Today we check your claim from last night's happy hour that you could smell the CPO's armpits from 5 metres".

[CoffmanStarter]

CPO Fling Poo sizes up the intake of new recruits ...

[CoffmanStarter]

'I have no live rounds or empty cartridges in my possession ... Sir !' ... 'You tell lie, your nose get bigger'

[CoffmanStarter]

The People's Republic of China Military Dress Regulations clearly state that Bogies should not be larger than 5mm ... You're on a 'Charge' Sailor :eek:

[Wensleydale]

Mishearing his superior officer, CPO Ching ensures that the latest recruits measure up to Chinese Nasal Regulations.

[exuw]

Were you with a lady last night, Sir?

Did she want it, Sir?

Is that how long it is, Sir?

Ooh, suit you.

Suit you, Sir.

Ooh.

[Buster Hyman]

No Sir, it wasn't that kind of Tape worm...

[Buster Hyman]

Is that Metric Sir?
WHAT! You dare question if this is Imperialist Dogs tape measure!

[Wander00]

Longest nose on the right, shortest on the left, in single rank SIZE!

[cattletruck]

The Chinese Navy Smell test:
Ren yu smelling poo finger yell out. Roops, my ristake, poo finger is my reft finger.

[ShyTorque]

"Can you guess the next tune, sailor?"

"Colonel Bogey?"

[Flap Track 6]

No, Mr Wong, I said "Measure the recruits' IQ".

[exuw]

The People's Liberation Army Navy ensures that every new recruit undergoes intensive training as to how to tie his snots.

[NutLoose]

Your in the navy now, and men must maintain a gap of under two feet from each other sailor.

[exuw]

Ensign Chang, the lower-deck Entertainment Section's latest recruit, gets measured up for his Fu Manchu moustache fitting by the CPO (Wardrobe).

[Arm out the window]

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb137/viking622/cap%20com_zpsu8n9prfr.jpg

[Arm out the window]

"Only two things come out of Guangzhou, sailor - steers and queers, and I don't see no horns on you ... oh, hang on, yes I do, let me just drop the tape measure a bit and see what we have here!"

[NutLoose]

"Standardisation is nothing to be sniffed at young man"














..

[NutLoose]

The only Korweeea in this mans Navy is in the title, now move over so that fat **** our beloved leader can join you for the photocall.

[NutLoose]

Thinks.... " he is worry about spacing, but I get my owns back, i flaunt my hat band tassles in fwont of my shouwlders"

[Buster Hyman]

Holy Crap, they are all flat!

[NutLoose]

Far to much room Mr O'Leary, we could add at least another seat onto the end of each row on your 737 aircraft.

[SATCOS WHIPPING BOY]

Korean navy chief was bemused that the parade always looked a little skewed. He narrowed the culprit down to being Ensign Won Ki Nohs.

[Arm out the window]

"And I was going for the Guinness record for the longest trail of snot, and I said to Dolly 'Get the camera', because they need proof ..."

(apologies to Derek and Clive)

[Wensleydale]

"...and who are you calling 'Big Nose', Big Nose!"

[Buster Hyman]

Failing the "Brown" test meant that Able Seaman Phlegm was not eligible for promotion this year.

[622]

Slowing down a bit, so judging will be later today!

[Cows getting bigger]

As a rule, I don't put-out on the first date.

[Danny42C]

"Size does matter, sailor !"

[622]

Ok, time to call this one....


..The 622 chuckleometer has been checked and the results are:


Runner up is CoffmanStarter with:


'I have no live rounds or empty cartridges in my possession ... Sir !' ... 'You tell lie, your nose get bigger'


..But the winner is Wensleydale with:


"The Duke of Edinburgh is mathematically correct....Damn!"


Well done Sir, over to you!

[Wensleydale]

Oh dear - I am running out of photographs...however, try this one with a bit of historical context!


https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-0/q82/p180x540/10308371_668183956563206_6796272765838657350_n.jpg?oh=ddbf30 6e6b0f8ba9644905d04a9126f6&oe=56AAEBAE

[dazdaz1]

Do not concern yourself my dear, I assure you it's not a VW

[ShyTorque]

"Hang on to your hats, gents, milady's been on the curry again....Oops, sure enough, there she blows!"

[622]

Well Dear, it's your own fault for telling one of Prince Phillips jokes....and no, I don't know how we will get that flower pot off your head!


(Sorry Wensleydale, stole your idea a little there!)

[exuw]

Ja, mein Liebling, ist vot zer Englischers call a "Shooting Brake".

[Stanwell]

Yes, my dear, the hospitality here is truly impressive.
Now, let's get the hell out of here before these wogs work out who we really are.

[PingDit]

"Jolly good! They've chucked a mattress in the back! We can have a bit of 'rumpy-pumpy' on the way there!"

[PingDit]

"Anyone here know how to remove an ostrich from ones head?"

[exuw]

Shrecklick costume department here at Downton Abbey, don't you think, dear?

[exuw]

Chill out. No need to rush. Sniper Alley won't be along for another eighty years or so yet.

[exuw]

An ecstatic audience welcomes the new team of presenters to the set of the revamped BBC Top Gear show. (Chris Evans not pictured).

[Roadster280]

A salutory lesson in proposing when drunk - the bride was so ugly the groom and two of the honour guard had to cover their eyes.

[CoffmanStarter]

Keep walking my dear ... I've nicked the lamp shade, but I don't think anyone has noticed yet :ooh:

[CoffmanStarter]

I say Sir Fortescue Smythe is that a Charabang ? Most certainly my dear ... Hop in the back and I'll demonstrate :}

[CoffmanStarter]

The Guard of Honour was formed by the Royal Corps of Dismounted Tommy Coopers :eek:

[CoffmanStarter]

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-0/q82/p180x540/10308371_668183956563206_6796272765838657350_n.jpg?oh=ddbf30 6e6b0f8ba9644905d04a9126f6&oe=56AAEBAE

[CoffmanStarter]

Only Seven Fuzzy Wuzzies to see us off ... The Empire is falling apart I tell you Rosemary old girl :}

[brokenlink]

Baron Bomburst realised to his horror that he had set the wrong postcode in Chittys sat nav and this definitely was not Vulgaria!

[Dan Gerous]

I know the corset is rather tight, but they still haven't noticed we've swapped clothes.

[Danny42C]

"Watch out for that Princip feller !"

[NutLoose]

"No my dear, that is his name, Musthapha Shag"

[Wander00]

Right, Sarajevo for lunch

[ShyTorque]

"Well dear, it's called an airbag and it's there to cushion the impact in the event of an accident. Why is it at the back? It's an Italian staff car, we'll be driving in reverse."

[Flap Track 6]

Don't worry, my dear, they couldn't hit an elephant at this distance ...
Yes, but you look like an ostrich
Ahhh

[Arm out the window]

"Tickle your arse with a feather ..."
"What did you say?!"
"Hrrmph, I said, particularly nasty weather."

[ShyTorque]

"Thank God, at last the man from the pest control department is here. When I say "Go!", luv, you open that big white sack on the back of his truck and I'll throw this giant Tarantula on my hat straight in".

[Danny42C]

"Well, I know Salome had John the Baptist's head on a charger, mein liebe, but I think it a bit hard that you had to do the same with that nice young ADC just because he was giving me the eye !"

[Buster Hyman]

Despite a clever disguise, there was no mistaking Sideshow Bob was present...

[Buster Hyman]

I don't care much for modern warfare. Mark my words, once the enemy see me emerging from the trenches at the Somme, they'll show some respect and join me out on the battlefield for a gentlemans fight!

[Buster Hyman]

The chap at the bottom says he's from some Taliban organisation and wanted to be included. I told him to f*** off! As if we need to deal with these desert blighters!

[NutLoose]

"When I die my dear, will you bury me in it, then I will be forever known as Gordon Pasha of car tomb"

[Danny42C]

"Yes, I know that it was supposed to be drip-dry, but I still say that tunic of yours could do with a good steam and press !"

[NutLoose]

"No my dear, you salute them with ones right hand, you use ones left to hold on to ones wallet."

[Buster Hyman]

Well, to be brutally honest Darling, I'll be glad to leave this place. Never, in my entire life, have I stayed at a hotel where the light shades were so low to the ground!
Did you notice some were missing as we left though?

[Stanwell]

Yes, I know my head-dress is wilting a bit.
We'll take a quick detour on the way and get one of those automatic waterers.

[vulcanised]

That damn spray was supposed to make my hair grow!

[exuw]

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Otto.

Otto who?

Ottoman Empire Gauleiter Franz-Ferdinand

[PingDit]

"...and then of all things, I overheard the blighters calling me Bananaman! What's that all about I say?"

[Surplus]

You can say what you like Mildred, but Harrods ain't what it used to be.

[Danny42C]

"Yes, I know that it's 'just the way the mop flops' - but did they have to put it on my head ?"

[Arm out the window]

'My feathers are flopping I'm afraid.'

'Don't worry dear, I slipped a couple of those blue pills in your drink - all will be fine in a few moments.'

[Danny42C]

"Well, at least it's a lot more comfortable to sit on than that damned pickelhaube !" :eek:

[Burnt Fishtrousers]

I know dear, we might be grateful to Willi for sending that sandbag

[NutLoose]

" They say mad dogs and Englishmen only go out in the midday sun, and I can see why my dear, my hat is starting to wilt already"

[CoffmanStarter]

Typical ... A chap puts his SD cap on the hat rack in the Wardroom and some Naval bu99er swaps it for an aspidistra :*

[CoffmanStarter]

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-0/q82/p180x540/10308371_668183956563206_6796272765838657350_n.jpg?oh=ddbf30 6e6b0f8ba9644905d04a9126f6&oe=56AAEBAE

[CoffmanStarter]

Time for a spot of tiffin Rosemary old girl :ooh:

[NutLoose]

Good God, they all look like they are in mourning..

[CoffmanStarter]

Foreign Gentleman holding a Top Hat ... 'You buy dirty postcards ... good price ... special offer, buy one get one free' :}

[DirtyProp]

And this is how the competition for the "fugliest looking hat" started.
So, who's the winner?

[Flap Track 6]

I hate this silly costume - why didn't you let me come to the party dressed as Toulouse-Lautrec like I normally do?

As for you, you look nothing like Emily Pankhurst ...

[Danny42C]

"I hope it's not a VW - I have my reputation to consider !"

[Wander00]

Europe a tinder-box - ridiculous

[Arm out the window]

"Looking at this line-up, I'm starting to think that Darwin chappie may be on to something with his 'evolution' ideas after all."

[zetec2]

Again the gentleman holding the top hat:

Psst, got any nude pictures of the wife ? want to buy some ?.

[Buster Hyman]

Cars here on time, driver nice & neat, and the modern car is clean. I think this Uber service is going to take off!

[MReyn24050]

God! It is hot in this get up and to think they wanted us to wear bullet proof vests.

[Cows getting bigger]

Baron Bomburst seized the opportunity whilst Caractacus Potts had stolen away to slip one Truly's way.

[NutLoose]

"If we have time my dear, we could stop off and have a picnic on that grassy knoll I was telling you about"

[NutLoose]

" Typical, when you want one, not one of them has an alarm clock mosque for sale"

[Buster Hyman]

Yes, of course I brought the Mumified head. See, it's already packed in the back of the car!

[Surplus]

In my day, if they didn't salute properly, they got two written warnings and the third time, they were shot.

Ahh, here we are ... Chitty, Chitty, Bang Bang.

[squeaker]

We'll take a short cut, apparently the traffic's murder..

[Wensleydale]

I'll judge it tonight!

[Buster Hyman]

Nutty and his Husband head off to Wensleys house for the judging!

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Ferdinand's bravado in ignoring threats from the radical arm of the Bosnian Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Ostriches would have tragic results.

[NutLoose]

"He'll take in the sights alright, pistol ones"

[CoffmanStarter]

England's Head Coach, Stuart Lancaster, puts on a disguise and makes a quick exit from Twickengam this weekend :ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::{:{:{:{

[DirtyProp]

"First twit that snickers at my hat will face the firing squad!"
"Dear, is that why our Army has no more Officers?"

[DirtyProp]

Sadly, the grand finale for the blockbuster "An Officer and a Gentleman" was something of a let-down...

[NutLoose]

"God, I don't know about cross dressing, but you make an ugly women Buster, almost as bad as you make as a man"

[NutLoose]

"I'm sorry dear, but when I go I've promised my car to our new driver, that chappy there, I think his name is Heydrich, that's it, Reinhard Heydrich"

[Danny42C]

"D'you think this chap has The Knowledge ? That last driver got us lost - why don't they hurry up and invent satnavs !"

[Wensleydale]

Judging time! Some good efforts although no-one picked up on the newspaper headline: "Archduke Ferdinand found alive. WW1 a mistake". However, I must award the gong to


Squeaker with:
"We'll take a short cut, apparently the traffic's murder.."




Well done all! Squeaker - take it away!

[CoffmanStarter]

Well done Squeaks :D:D:D:D

[squeaker]

Cheers (Cheese?) Wensleydale!

Lets see what you make of this:

http://olive-drab.com/images/army-horses-mules_pack_01_700.jpg

[DirtyProp]

A-10 precursor!
With dual cannons! :E

[DirtyProp]

It works fine, but we still have some issues for the recoil...

[CoffmanStarter]

BEagle trials his new charcoal BBQ lighter :E

[CoffmanStarter]

I look a right ass with this thing strapped to my back :}

[BASys]

The D-1's JATO variant,
required no launch-ramp.

[DirtyProp]

These defense budget cuts have to stop....

[DirtyProp]

State of the art self-propelling mortar/army rations combo.
Only 3 mil per unit and we have a deal.

[NutLoose]

"There will be no muffin this mule."

[NutLoose]

ISIL bring up their artillery.

[NutLoose]

"Well, first we had a VW bug and now we have you Doodle"

[Buster Hyman]

Even Hitler was fooled by VW's latest scam!

(Sorry Nutty)

[Buster Hyman]

Camilla's mid life upgrade failed to improve her looks but managed to let her outrun the Paparazzi!

[CoffmanStarter]

The launch of the Mach 2 Donkey Ride on Blackpool Beach ...

[exuw]

The Afrika Korps showed considerable ingenuity in its deployment of the 8.8 cm Flak during the retreat from Sidi Barrani.

[exuw]

Blow it outta your ass, dude.

[exuw]

Captain Woopert of the 17/23 Wegiment of Donkey Wallopers shows off his prototype battlefield range-finder.

[Wensleydale]

At Aintree, A P McCoy demonstrates the saddle that he used throughout his successful National Hunt career.

[Wensleydale]

The US Cavalry demonstrates the "General Custer" modification to their latest saddle.

[Wensleydale]

The Household Cavalry trials the "Corbyn Modification" for use during the State Opening of Parliament.

[Wensleydale]

A new harness for Dray Horses is put through its paces prior to delivering Draught Bombardier.

[Wensleydale]

Early days in the Colt gun factory.

[Wensleydale]

Language difficulties cause problems for German Immigrants to America during the Gold Rush as Herr Schmidt orders a new Pak Horse.

[Stanwell]

The afterburner option?
Well yes sir.. that's a built-in feature, actually - just requires a nose-bag of curried clover.

[CoffmanStarter]

The Spanish have some very strange religious festivals around Easter time :mad:

[CoffmanStarter]

http://olive-drab.com/images/army-horses-mules_pack_01_700.jpg

[CoffmanStarter]

Yes Sir ... This is our new Dawlish SAFO Mule Mounted Bird-scarer Mk 2a :eek:

[Cows getting bigger]

French mobile artillery.

[Dan Gerous]

Recoilless my ass.

[Pontius Navigator]

When he nods pull the cord.

[CoffmanStarter]

I'm sure the pitot tube should be facing the other way :hmm:

[Wander00]

Bet he will win the Grand National now - only rocket propelled mule in captivity

[NutLoose]

"Damned telescope, all I can see through it is Maine"

[Buster Hyman]

"Thats right fool! Now I'm a flying talking donkey! You might have seen a house fly, maybe even a super fly. But i bet you ain't never seen. A donkey fly,ha ha!"

[Surplus]

With the announcement that UK is to replace the Reaper fleet, BAE reveal the updated Watchkeeper, with 'increased range and payload'

[Mechta]

"Someone you'll want to meet", they said. "Got a nice ass and a pair of big bazookas", they said.

[Danny42C]

"Well, I may not have pride in ancestry or hope of posterity - but I'll sure go off with a bang !"

[PingDit]

"The thing on top Sir? Yes, that's our new Mod, it's actually a sextant for over the horizon targeting!"

[dazdaz1]

Pay attention Dobbin, when the gun fires I promise it'll clear your constipation.

[Flap Track 6]

Sidney Camm was unimpressed with Stanley Hooker's first draft concept for the Pegasus engine.

[Flap Track 6]

After capturing the secrets of the pulse detonation engine at the end of the war, the soviets didn't seem quite sure how best to utilise this new technology.

[NutLoose]

BAe shows off their early development prototype of the MRCA ( Multi Role Combat Ass ) to show how end user requirements can considerably change the final product.

[CoffmanStarter]

Nutty backs up his personal Pinard Stethoscope ready to tune the Turbomeca Adour just out of the picture :E

[CoffmanStarter]

Buster packs up his Cake Whisk after losing 'The Great British Bakeoff' this year :E

[Danny42C]

"It's got a kick like a Mule !"

[DirtyProp]

Good job Scroggins, just one thing: where am I supposed to place the damn saddle??