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Old 5th Jan 2023, 16:03
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I've used the last of my Kiwi polish so these shoes have to last
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"Are you sure you are from Uber?"

"Nein, ich bin vom Uboat"
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Old 5th Jan 2023, 16:39
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Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, batman.
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Old 5th Jan 2023, 17:38
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"That's my wet drills and CRM signed off."
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Old 5th Jan 2023, 18:54
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WAFU....
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Old 5th Jan 2023, 20:46
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...and for his next trick, Sharkey needs five loaves, two fishes and 5,000 volunteers from the audience.
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Old 5th Jan 2023, 20:52
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Right... Who mentioned The bloody Village People? C'mon, I'm waiting...
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Old 5th Jan 2023, 20:57
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When i called for a Bosun's chair, this was not quite what I expected.
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Old 5th Jan 2023, 21:00
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Later it was revealed just how Sharkey 'Jesus' Ward performed the walking on water trick
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Old 5th Jan 2023, 21:02
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After the war in Airline Operations it was still the copilot's job to ' carry ' the Captain ....old habits die hard
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Old 5th Jan 2023, 21:07
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On Lee-on-sea the fully immersive ' joy ride ' experience proved to be very popular.
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Old 5th Jan 2023, 21:46
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Hoskins finally hits on an idea with legs.
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Old 6th Jan 2023, 12:06
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Oh do hurry up Simkins, Section Officer Harvey is dressed and ready for me...
She did tell me to delay you sir, She's not finished with 603 Squadron yet
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Old 6th Jan 2023, 12:09
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Getty will do anything for a comedy picture...
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Old 6th Jan 2023, 18:05
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Hey Buster...Guess this is on its last legs
How did you know my name is Buster??
just guestd...
Guess again...
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The Royal Navy deploys its Carrier Task Group.
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Old 7th Jan 2023, 09:03
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What happened here rating? when I left we were in the middle of a drought..
Sorry sir fatty Arbuckles bathtub spilled over
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An officer should never order you to do something he isn't prepared to do himself, he said. Yeah, right!
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Old 7th Jan 2023, 11:21
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A rating in waders. Typical. They promised me a peer was available.
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