Caption Competition Mk III

[Chu Chu]

Hoskins was already considering a switch to aquaculture when he saw a fishbed come up on an auction site.

[Buster Hyman]

Could you tell that Ukrainian Farmer that it’s not abandoned, I was just about to do an engine run!

[Buster Hyman]

Oi!!! When I said I was after a Taxi….

[Buster Hyman]

Too close for missiles…in fact, it’s too close for guns too! Switching to verbal abuse!

[Chu Chu]

Sevastopol, Autumn 2023. With the occupier finally defeated, ideas for a victory parade begin falling together.

[Ascend Charlie]

The latest in farming equipment, sowing the seeds of discontent.

[Kiltrash]

...ooohhh Nutty will be excited....get a few pictures of a fast taxi at Bruntingthorpe.....
Wait they put up the new village a bit sharp.

[Kiltrash]

' ere Bert, next left please. The McDonald's drive through please...now one off these switches must fold the wiiinnnngggggsssss

[Kiltrash]

In Northampton, Zelenskky's youthful cousin gets towed to the start line at Santa Pod...

[Kiltrash]

Ken Bloc's coffin is taken on a last Cruise through Basildon*

* I was gonna say Croydon but not even that fair city deserves the treatment fellow PPRuNe' ers give it.

[Kiltrash]

Mathias Rust is removed from Red Square

[Kiltrash]

Fishbed driver stuttering...
It's all rrriigghhttt foorr yyoouu.. yyoouu haaave bbig whheeels ovveerthhesse ccoobblleess. ...

( It's all right for you ...you have big wheels over these cobbles)

[Kiltrash]

Having been pulled over by the Metropolitan Police for a vehicle check on the A40, they were allowed to go on their way. The Police later said they committed no crime as they were on their way for a MOT retest.

[andytug]

"No no, you daft hap'orth, I said buy a MIG welder......!"

[ShyTorque]

A funny thing happened on the way to dispersal…..

[treadigraph]

The driver of the ve-hic-cle was happrehended doin' 150mph up the M1 with 'is rear end on fire. 'Aving issued him with an SP-50, we a-judged it unsafe to allow him to continue and we arranged to remove said ve-hic-cle to a place of safety; unfortunately our towing apparatus proved inadequate for the task, so we co-opted a passing farmer...

[Kiltrash]

In a strange twist the Russian Air Force proudly displays the captured Ukrainian Agricultural machine.....Gonna present it to Mr Putin as he's a ( tractor ) nut

[Big Pistons Forever]

Missing the runway and landing on the road wasn’t the worst of it, the real ignominy occurred when the gate guard wouldn’t let the ground crew tow him in because his ID card was expired

[Big Pistons Forever]

What the Ukrainian drone operator was thinking

“You can run but you can’t hide !”

[Big Pistons Forever]

From the cab of the tractor.

Oi ! This is as far a 500 rubles gets you !