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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 21st Oct 2022, 23:04
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I see that Airbnb has a new listing.

It's close to central London and is great for short stays...

#10 Downing Street.
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Old 22nd Oct 2022, 03:47
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Liz in her Kamikwazi get up
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Old 22nd Oct 2022, 03:50
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If I joined the RN what rank would I start at

Well 3 weeks ago I would have said Cmdre

2 weeks ago Commander

Last week, Leading Seaman

Today you would be lucky to be considered a very Ordinary Seaman…
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Old 22nd Oct 2022, 06:06
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Wow!! This is great, no pressure no responsibility no stress, I should have resigned weeks ago..
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Old 22nd Oct 2022, 06:10
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Palitoy descide on reflection, it was perhaps foolish to base their latest Action Girl figure on the PM.
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Old 22nd Oct 2022, 06:11
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"No! I said that we needed a new photograph for the "Armed Forces Relief Trust"!
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Old 22nd Oct 2022, 06:15
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After the Prince of Wales had been towed back to Rosyth for repairs the Captain felt it could not get any worse, then he opened a signal from Headquarters that the PM was comming for a photo shoot....
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Old 22nd Oct 2022, 06:18
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After the photo shoot they all retired to the Sharky-Ward Stateroom for drinks
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Old 22nd Oct 2022, 09:56
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Ooh yes, I see myself as a Maverick.

Millions agree with you I'm sure!
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Old 22nd Oct 2022, 10:12
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As the crew says you have well and truly screwed them in the last 44 days, they intend to return the favour and put you in the barrel.
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Old 22nd Oct 2022, 12:15
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Look at what we found on the FOD walk skipper!
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Old 22nd Oct 2022, 17:08
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Why the enigmatic smile ma'am ?

Just thinking about the strike package that is on the way to a certain resort in the DR !
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Why the enigmatic smile ma'am ?

I was thinking about the words in that enigmatic speech " I had a dream" ....
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Old 23rd Oct 2022, 06:50
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Ma'am you need to return immediately to London...
To London what is it??
Its a large city in the South of England but that's not important right now, you have to announce your intention to run for PM. You need to save us from another Boris term as Leader..
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Old 23rd Oct 2022, 09:32
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After the photo shoot the PM turned round and headed towards her chopper back to the mainland. Without realising that Kwasi had put a post it note on her bum.. " .KICK HERE "...
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Old 23rd Oct 2022, 09:37
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When Liz got back home her husband said...
..and how was your day dear ??
or
What's for dinner??
or
Tbank God your home, the dishes / Ironing / hoovering have built up the last 6 weeks
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Old 23rd Oct 2022, 10:12
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Originally Posted by Big Pistons Forever
Why the enigmatic smile ma'am ?

I was thinking about the words in that enigmatic speech " I had a dream" ....
The Gordon Brittas version...
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Old 23rd Oct 2022, 10:16
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I'll have to call this now folks, so ...

3rd is Cavuman with.. It turned out that Liz was an Eddie The Eagle Wannabe all along.

2nd goes to Nutloose with... I’m here to take part in the Keel Hauling Ceremony, whatever that is..


1st place goes to Wensleydale with... "No! I said that we needed a new photograph for the "Armed Forces Relief Trust"!

Unfortunately you'll have to wait a while for the trophy to be delivered, as the delivery drivers turn to be PM is due soon.
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Old 23rd Oct 2022, 12:45
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Off we go again...


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Old 23rd Oct 2022, 13:09
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Rear gunner Hoskins was warned about flashing (his torchlight).
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