Caption Competition Mk III

[Confusious]

"I must say sir, you have a very small AHEM watch for a pilot."

[Wensleydale]

Come in number 56 - your time is up!

[Chu Chu]

Unbelievable modesty! Any other pilot would just have walked across.

(Nutloose, what did you think of 16240?)

[NutLoose]

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Chu Chu,
Very good, they all are, it makes judging difficult, it was close to my long sighted one too.

[NutLoose]

Normally Sir, us Engineers can walk on water, but you’re bloody weighing me down.

[NutLoose]

If pilots really were Gods, you could bloody walk across without getting your own feet wet.

[Chu Chu]

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Nutloose, I was just commenting on the similarity to yours -- I'd never complain about the judging itself (especially now that I've had to do it . . .)

[NutLoose]

Originally Posted by Chu Chu

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Nutloose, I was just commenting on the similarity to yours -- I'd never complain about the judging itself (especially now that I've had to do it . . .)

I know what you men, I didn’t think my effort was anywhere near as good as those I chose

[NutLoose]

Sir, would you please stop massaging my nipples.

[NutLoose]

[Big Pistons Forever]

Bloggins you are moving like a Stringbag, step up the pace !

[Big Pistons Forever]

Song playing in the background

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[Chu Chu]

Thanks! I would just have walked across the water, but there's a hole in my left sole.

[Chu Chu]

I used to be a pilot too, sir. But my granddaughter Greta convinced me to switch to climate adaptation.

[Chu Chu]

Hoskins was never sure why his father lost his job as a sea captain. But he always followed his advice and took on a pilot when he neared shire.

[Ascend Charlie]

(Singing) "And all that I knew was
A hole in my shoe, which
Was letting in water...."

[ricketyback]

I have formed a new band. It's called 'Jock Strap and his Elastic Band'. Latest song is 'No More Swing'! We are primarily a support group.

[Kiltrash]

He ain't heavy, he's my brother..

[Kiltrash]

Bloody Navy always called in to give the civilians a lift during strike days .

[Kiltrash]

I know it looks like a drum but please stop tapping out 633 Squadron on it...whoever they are...