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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 9th Feb 2023, 15:48
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Look If you don't accept the 0.5% pay rise...you can be replaced
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At St Athan* the dismantlers descide to get rid of Hoskins for doing their job for them..
* Later realised it should, of course been Hurn
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Old 9th Feb 2023, 17:49
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Nutty later realised that it was Buster operating the only JCB...( that had NOT been sent to Turkey..)
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Old 9th Feb 2023, 17:51
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Thank god at the last D check we had painted the plane all white...
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Having been denied his daily PPRuNe input for a couple of days ...Kiltrash desides to get his own back on...himself...
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There HAS to be a transformer quip here, but I will go with " I'll be back." ..
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Old 9th Feb 2023, 17:59
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Having landed on 27L for the final time before retirement the Captain did wish the Fire Service had used the traditional Water Canon salute...
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Old 9th Feb 2023, 18:00
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The Robinson R22 only just escaped the aircraft destruction
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Old 9th Feb 2023, 18:03
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.. and fially...for now...
Zelenskky finally gets Putin exactly where he wants him..
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I like the cut of your jib!
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Old 9th Feb 2023, 18:23
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AI've got a crush on you...
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Old 9th Feb 2023, 19:08
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no... honestly ...the child your wife said is yours and your bringing up till the of 18, really is yours. The different hair colour is purely a scientific anomally....said James (Hewitt )
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Old 9th Feb 2023, 19:57
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We’ve identified the passenger who didn’t buy a scratch-card.
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Old 9th Feb 2023, 19:57
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Looks like robotic servicing as a way to save money isn't going to work.


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Old 9th Feb 2023, 20:02
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‘Ladies and Gentlemen, I’m sorry to announce a short delay to our flight this afternoon. This is due to the late arrival of parts of the aircraft to operate the flight’

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Old 9th Feb 2023, 20:15
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“You were only supposed to blow the”………

we know the rest, don’t we?
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Old 9th Feb 2023, 20:52
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No...I think I can see the problem, there's a stick stuck preventing the jaws closing. Wait a mo I'll just tug it ou....
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Old 9th Feb 2023, 20:55
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Well I used to be a NHS Dentist, but this does pay better ..and I get every weekend off...
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My last job? Well I was the German supervisor that demolished the old decrepit past it worn out dangerous over cramped smelly rusty disgusting over hyped looser called Wemblee Stadium . ...and look what we overpriced the replacement you bought 😂
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