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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 8th Jan 2023, 12:24
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Oi, Harry, where did you get that from?
I pulled it out of that big stone over there.
Sh*t....You two! If anyone asks, you saw nothing! Right?
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Old 8th Jan 2023, 12:24
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Pete, did you switch off the arming circuit?
Did I f***.
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Old 8th Jan 2023, 13:05
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I always wondered where the name of the brigade in that poem came from.
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Old 8th Jan 2023, 14:06
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Use the farce , Duke
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Old 8th Jan 2023, 14:08
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The farce is strong in this one , trained it cannot be .
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Old 8th Jan 2023, 14:43
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When I said we have the knights swords now all we need is a matching suit, one didnít expect one to bloody marry one.
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Old 8th Jan 2023, 18:37
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Originally Posted by Dan Gerous
For Christ's Sake Harry calm down. Even your light sabre is cross.

Are you sure these are Megans vibrators?
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Old 8th Jan 2023, 19:33
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In the next Round it shall Balloons on Sticks at five paces.
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Old 8th Jan 2023, 22:56
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...and if you think this is bad for William, just wait till his team plays a team 69 places before them in the Cup
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Old 9th Jan 2023, 00:24
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Arise, Sir William!

Make the most of it Harry….you’re never going to do that for real!
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Old 9th Jan 2023, 01:45
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Sorry I broke your necklace, but it will be ok, daddy I’s getting you an Iron Mask.
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Old 9th Jan 2023, 01:53
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So you were ridden like a Stallion, was it Megan Thee Stallion?
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Old 9th Jan 2023, 01:54
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So you were ridden like a stallion, I bet that was a donkey ride if I ever saw one.
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Old 9th Jan 2023, 01:56
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So a Stallion Huh, well in this family you will always be the back half of the Panto Horse.
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Old 9th Jan 2023, 03:48
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How many Taliban did you 'take out' with this?
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Old 9th Jan 2023, 04:51
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Please Great Leader do NOT touch the red button

Great leader....why not?

It's the ejection button!

Great Leader pushes button.........whooooossshhh!

Thanks goodness you are Ok Great Leader! We did say do not push the red button......why did you push it?

Because I thought you said it was an ERECTION button?

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Old 9th Jan 2023, 06:01
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"Remember when we "crossed swords" at that urinal?"
"Sure do, mine was bigger than yours then, too!"
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Old 9th Jan 2023, 08:27
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With apologies to George Lucas..

"You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the media, not join them! You were to bring balance to the monarchy, not leave it in darkness".....
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Old 9th Jan 2023, 09:02
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OK, a quick decision, lots or great responses as ever but I particularly liked the prescient hindsight shown by:

Originally Posted by Stockportcounty
Canít see us crossing swords again bro.
Well done, the CST has been handed to today's courier, R2D2 who is bleeping his way northwards through Croydon's rush hour traffic... I can't watch...
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Old 9th Jan 2023, 09:50
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Well done Stockport. Will be up to see you later⚽
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