Caption Competition Mk III

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Oi, Harry, where did you get that from?
I pulled it out of that big stone over there.
Sh*t....You two! If anyone asks, you saw nothing! Right?

[Dan Gerous]

Pete, did you switch off the arming circuit?
Did I f***.

[Chu Chu]

I always wondered where the name of the brigade in that poem came from.

[fitliker]

Use the farce , Duke

[fitliker]

The farce is strong in this one , trained it cannot be .

[NutLoose]

When I said we have the knights swords now all we need is a matching suit, one didn’t expect one to bloody marry one.

[uxb99]

Originally Posted by Dan Gerous

For Christ's Sake Harry calm down. Even your light sabre is cross.

Are you sure these are Megans vibrators?

[SASless]

In the next Round it shall Balloons on Sticks at five paces.

[Kiltrash]

...and if you think this is bad for William, just wait till his team plays a team 69 places before them in the Cup

[ShyTorque]

Arise, Sir William!

Make the most of it Harry….you’re never going to do that for real!

[NutLoose]

Sorry I broke your necklace, but it will be ok, daddy I’s getting you an Iron Mask.

[NutLoose]

So you were ridden like a Stallion, was it Megan Thee Stallion?

[NutLoose]

So you were ridden like a stallion, I bet that was a donkey ride if I ever saw one.

[NutLoose]

So a Stallion Huh, well in this family you will always be the back half of the Panto Horse.

[Buster Hyman]

How many Taliban did you 'take out' with this?

[ricketyback]

Please Great Leader do NOT touch the red button

Great leader....why not?

It's the ejection button!

Great Leader pushes button.........whooooossshhh!

Thanks goodness you are Ok Great Leader! We did say do not push the red button......why did you push it?

Because I thought you said it was an ERECTION button?

[Ascend Charlie]

"Remember when we "crossed swords" at that urinal?"
"Sure do, mine was bigger than yours then, too!"

[andytug]

With apologies to George Lucas..

"You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the media, not join them! You were to bring balance to the monarchy, not leave it in darkness".....

[treadigraph]

OK, a quick decision, lots or great responses as ever but I particularly liked the prescient hindsight shown by:

Originally Posted by Stockportcounty

Can’t see us crossing swords again bro.

Well done, the CST has been handed to today's courier, R2D2 who is bleeping his way northwards through Croydon's rush hour traffic... I can't watch...

[Kiltrash]

Well done Stockport. Will be up to see you later⚽