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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 25th Oct 2021, 13:04
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The Scottish suicide squad deploys to Dover.

(Apologies to Python, of course.)
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Old 25th Oct 2021, 15:03
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Insulate Britain are moved on by the totally uninsulated brigade.
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Old 25th Oct 2021, 16:06
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After 90 days on maneuvers without ' company ' the sighting of a Haggis prompted much extended excitement. ..
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Old 25th Oct 2021, 16:11
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At the Boy Scout Games in Edinburgh the practice for the ' Hop Skip and Jump ' progressed well...
Yes but why the rifles??
Moto dear chap, Moto...
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Old 25th Oct 2021, 18:18
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Here are the votes of the Caledonian jury.

There are some excellent entries - well done. However, having spent a five year posting in Lossiemouth, the winner must be Hydromet with:

Originally Posted by Hydromet
"...and if this doesn't frighten them into surrendering, we'll send in the bagpipes."
Please accept the CST together with a copy of Dougie Donnelley's autobiography and complementary tickets to the White Heather Club.
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Old 25th Oct 2021, 20:42
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There are some excellent entries - well done. However, having spent a five year posting in Lossiemouth, the winner must be Hydromet with:
who did you upset?
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Old 25th Oct 2021, 21:04
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Donno but perhaps there were some worried sheep 😊
Ps well done Hydromet
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Old 25th Oct 2021, 22:06
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Thank you all, that was a great picture that invited some fine captions. I shall try to find a worth successor.

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Old 25th Oct 2021, 22:32
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OK ladies & gentlemen, have a go at this one.




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Old 25th Oct 2021, 23:29
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I told you it was bad idea dumping that spent fuel overboard.
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Old 26th Oct 2021, 00:06
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“Look at the size of that watch! It must be a pilot whale!”
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Old 26th Oct 2021, 05:42
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Pretty large crew for a 737......
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Old 26th Oct 2021, 06:43
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Flipper was so fed up with being filmed by tourists, he ordered a digital video camera from Amazon...
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Old 26th Oct 2021, 06:50
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...followed by SPLASH! and "you did that on porpoise!"
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Old 26th Oct 2021, 07:49
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"Errrr Skipper, I think you might be speeding again!"
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Old 26th Oct 2021, 07:58
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Im sorry Flipper, but you have been given an ASBO, so you will have to wear the tag until the court agrees otherwise!
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Well obvious init, I'm a bottle nose and this is my opener...
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Old 26th Oct 2021, 08:09
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Out the way, Orcas right behind me, thinks I'm a sprat.....
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( in Russian ) Well it totally confuses the sonar on Vigil...
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Old 26th Oct 2021, 08:21
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Well normally it's the " Hi Cone ' that I get tangled up in
( To save you looking it up, Hi Cone is the UK name for the plastic thingy that is used to hold 4 beer cans together in the shops
.. in a previous life it was one of the things I was involved in designing. .so it's all my fault..)
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