Caption Competition Mk III
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Ok, I am going to call this one...
Some lovely captions, mine was along the lines of.
"Well My optician told me I was long sighted, but I can't see a damned thing holding the glasses he provided at arms length."
Scores on the doors and a welcome to our new competitor, sealo0... take a bow.
Buster with
Look...is that someone coming back? Shoot him!
Treddi with
No... he was well offside. You can't have the linesman shot for that decision.
Ascend Charlie with
"THIS is how long a Cubit is, OK? Now make it forty cubits by fifty......"
MPN11 with
“Look there … Kiltrash has launched another barrage of Captions.”
Runners up are Confusious and Buster with
"Quick...put your virtual reality glasses back on, you're starting to talk sense and it really doesn't suit you."
And
Good. This is good. Now show me the other escape routes...
But I am going to award it to Buster
with
Look...is that someone coming back? Shoot him!
The CST trophy is on the way, you will have to pay the postage and import duties though..
Some lovely captions, mine was along the lines of.
"Well My optician told me I was long sighted, but I can't see a damned thing holding the glasses he provided at arms length."
Scores on the doors and a welcome to our new competitor, sealo0... take a bow.
Buster with
Look...is that someone coming back? Shoot him!
Treddi with
No... he was well offside. You can't have the linesman shot for that decision.
Ascend Charlie with
"THIS is how long a Cubit is, OK? Now make it forty cubits by fifty......"
MPN11 with
“Look there … Kiltrash has launched another barrage of Captions.”
Runners up are Confusious and Buster with
"Quick...put your virtual reality glasses back on, you're starting to talk sense and it really doesn't suit you."
And
Good. This is good. Now show me the other escape routes...
But I am going to award it to Buster
withLook...is that someone coming back? Shoot him!
The CST trophy is on the way, you will have to pay the postage and import duties though..
Have at it Chaps & Chapettes!
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I thought I was to be given a Swordfish to fly, not a rating to ride...
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No I'm not limp-wristed, I'm just hanging on... honest!
Rating "Could you hurry Sir, we need to get you ashore"
Pilot "Its only a few inches.....stop complaining man!"
Rating "Im ok Sir, but Im on Hoskins shoulders and the tide is coming in"
Pilot "Its only a few inches.....stop complaining man!"
Rating "Im ok Sir, but Im on Hoskins shoulders and the tide is coming in"
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Gnome de PPRuNe
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You didn't drop your torpedo then sir?
No, I'm just pleased to see you!
No, I'm just pleased to see you!
Avoid imitations
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Well they did say I was being posted to a carrier…..
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Just don't bloody salute anyone on the way to the beach..
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I say Smithers, next time it would be a good idea to balance a G and T on ones hat for me when I return..
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I say Smithers, I have entered you into the ships Grand National event with me as your Jockey, so you need to get practicing your jumping technique.
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No Smither's, your waders are probably not leaking, I have just relieved myself into the back of them.