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Old 25th Dec 2022, 06:25
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While touring the Marks and Spencer training facility Charles showed a particular interest in the Bra measurement and fitting class...


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At the Husband Shopping Crèche the management have to be creative when the Telly and WiFi breaks down.
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...and finally before we have a Family Christmas..

The Royal Couple take a particular interest in the " How to examine your self for Breast and Testicular Cancer "
One Ladyboy needed

Ps Merry Christmas PPRuNe....ers
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I see the waxwork model of you is coming along nicely Camilla, though I have advised them to take a blowlamp to the breasts and let them sag.



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*** Not A Caption ***

Happy Christmas to you lot. Thanks for the laughs!

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Happy Christmas to you lot. Thanks for the laughs!


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And from me
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Big Ears, 'is 'orse, and the dairy maid what was caught in the churnin' room when the temperature plummeted.
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A Very Merry Christmas and a Healthy, Happy and Prosperous New Year to ALL!

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HM: “Fancy being thoroughly buttered tonight, dear?”
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No wonder the Greeks want these back so badly.
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Apparently her name is Marge.
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Old ads...

"You'll never put a better bit of butter on your wife..."

"I can't believe they're not bigger..."
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At least they left somewhere for the butter knife
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Normally there is a responsible adult required to be present when the Met do a strip search....however this was only a tanning exercise
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Unfortunately Santa miss read the Prince of Wales letter that he hopes his dad would have a unfortunate incident with a 96 pound slippery (f)eel
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Go on give it a lick .... Salted, Unsalted or Fish...
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I always wondered what they meant by EEC butter mountains...

Or

It's intervention butter - I fondle, 'er indoors slaps...
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"But when my brother said 'Spread 'em', he was toast!"
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Charles! Butter fingers!
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See Cam...that's where they're supposed to be! Then one doesn't strain one's back so much reaching down.
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