Caption Competition Mk III
Yes Mr President you clearly have snipers vision.reading that 10 foot high car number plate. Now would you like to drive your Mercedes over the rebuilt Kersh bridge and re open it ..at 3pm tomorrow..we will of course escort you from a safe distance
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“Look there … Kiltrash has launched another barrage of Captions.”
Gnome de PPRuNe
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Excuse me, Vladimir Vladimirovich... are you standing in a hole or are you just a short arse?
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Gnome de PPRuNe
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort
Age: 60
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They call me General Dreedle 'cos I like having people shot!
"When I let these glasses go, they will stay floating in mid-air, because I just passed a law repealing gravity!"
(Man next to him thinks: No, all you passed was a bowel movement...)
(Man next to him thinks: No, all you passed was a bowel movement...)
All together now
Oh, the bland old Duke of Moscock
He had ten thousand men
He marched them up to the battle front
But he only got ten back again
And when they (on their) mobiles, they were up
‘INCOMING’
But when they were dead, they were dead
And when they were only half-way up to heaven
They were neither up nor down
Oh, the bland old Duke of Moscock
He had ten thousand men
He marched them up to hell
And they never came back again
Oh, the bland old Duke of Moscock
He had ten thousand men
He marched them up to the battle front
But he only got ten back again
And when they (on their) mobiles, they were up
‘INCOMING’
But when they were dead, they were dead
And when they were only half-way up to heaven
They were neither up nor down
Oh, the bland old Duke of Moscock
He had ten thousand men
He marched them up to hell
And they never came back again
Gnome de PPRuNe
Join Date: Jan 2002
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(Well, I would click the like button if it had arrived yet!)
Look, I've seen one zillion troops, five thousand practice missile launches, fire power demonstrations by our air force. I ask again: when is lunch being served?
Lunch? Lunch is for wimps... gulp!
Look, I've seen one zillion troops, five thousand practice missile launches, fire power demonstrations by our air force. I ask again: when is lunch being served?
Lunch? Lunch is for wimps... gulp!