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Old 4th Jan 2023, 17:16
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I say do I qualify for an OBE for this? On the Backs of Erks...
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Old 4th Jan 2023, 17:18
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I have found how to speed this procedure up Smithers, Hoskins has put in a requisition for spurs for all of us aircrew.
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Old 4th Jan 2023, 17:36
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This Rating sometimes takes brown-nosing the Wardroom a little too far.
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Old 4th Jan 2023, 17:37
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Original caption says
“pilot getting piggyback ride to shore”
But shouldn’t it be,
“sailor gives pig a backride to shore”?
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Old 4th Jan 2023, 18:01
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I thought that the saying Officers were held up by the men was just a figure of speech.....
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Old 4th Jan 2023, 18:03
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Well at least I don't have to carry the observer Lt "Tubby" Bloggins
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Old 4th Jan 2023, 18:21
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Yes Mr Hull. Clifton but I refuse to wear a Emu costume for the Squadrons Christmas Panto( Identity correction. )

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Old 4th Jan 2023, 18:23
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Sir please can you move your pistol....it's digging me in the back...
I don't have a pistol..or...that's not my pistol
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Old 4th Jan 2023, 18:26
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I'm pleased to hear in civi you were a Fireman so this should be simple for you...
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Old 4th Jan 2023, 18:28
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And thus the RAF was born, Pilots were now to be kept off the backs of the Erks. ( The experiment is still on-going!)
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Old 4th Jan 2023, 18:29
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So if 1 rating can carry 1 officer....how many ratings does it take to carry The Queen.??
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Old 4th Jan 2023, 18:31
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How Bader really got to his aircraft is finally revealed. None of this British still upper lip and daring do..
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Old 4th Jan 2023, 18:32
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My last job sir?? Welli was the stunt coordinator on the Vicar of Dibley show.
thinking Dawn French puddle jumping.😊
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Old 4th Jan 2023, 18:51
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Blimey Lt Brown, you stick to my back like a bloody Winkle.
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Old 4th Jan 2023, 18:54
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Look, if Bader can fight this war without using his legs, why shouldn’t I.
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Old 4th Jan 2023, 19:02
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Old 4th Jan 2023, 21:16
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"And this, Seaman Staynes, is why we're called Air Cavalry."
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Old 4th Jan 2023, 21:41
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Per ardua ad terra.
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Old 4th Jan 2023, 21:52
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Not a caption:
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