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Thank you Mr President for showing us whichOak tree you wish to be burried under when the unfortunate time comes...now we can fit you in a week next Thursday. Won't want to mess about with all the wailing and gnashing* of teeth with lying in State..
* = Cheering and celebrating
* = Cheering and celebrating
Well you drew the line in the sand last week over there, But Zelenskky drones still flew over it...
Well build a wall tall enough to stop them. Got the idea from my great friend Trump...
Well build a wall tall enough to stop them. Got the idea from my great friend Trump...
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I'll prove it to you. See that incoming mortar round, Galileo states that if I drop an object, such as these glasses, at the same time, they should hit the ground simultainiously. Fact!
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”General, I’m assured there’s a working ATM over there in that village. If you’re quick, you can even pay your troops before we destroy it with a drone strike.”
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“General … go and stand over there. Your pretty blue beret makes an obvious target. Thank you.”
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Lurker in background thinks: “Can we stop drawing lines in the sand and just get on with the Annual Generals v. Politicians Baseball Game?”
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No... he was well offside. You can't have the linesman shot for that decision.