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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 3rd Jan 2023, 07:11
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Thank you Mr President for showing us whichOak tree you wish to be burried under when the unfortunate time comes...now we can fit you in a week next Thursday. Won't want to mess about with all the wailing and gnashing* of teeth with lying in State..
* = Cheering and celebrating
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Old 3rd Jan 2023, 07:14
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No sorry But Winston's trademark was a V sign and Cigar that inspired the Military and Civilians..
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Old 3rd Jan 2023, 07:18
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Well you drew the line in the sand last week over there, But Zelenskky drones still flew over it...
Well build a wall tall enough to stop them. Got the idea from my great friend Trump...
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Old 3rd Jan 2023, 07:22
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On a visit to Moscow by the Tottenham team, President Putin solves Harry Kane's goal drought by offering him his glasses 😊
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Old 3rd Jan 2023, 07:46
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Now I expect you to move that mountain closer to me..
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Old 3rd Jan 2023, 07:49
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Just before the picture was taken, the Owl flew off. Not wishing to be associated with a Loser...
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Old 3rd Jan 2023, 07:51
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You might be the President's Caddy, but I still think it's a 5 iron with a fade over the bunker...
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Old 3rd Jan 2023, 08:06
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Yes General, I want you to go to that tall building over there and let me know what you can see from the window on the 5th floor
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Old 3rd Jan 2023, 11:52
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I'll prove it to you. See that incoming mortar round, Galileo states that if I drop an object, such as these glasses, at the same time, they should hit the ground simultainiously. Fact!



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Old 3rd Jan 2023, 14:01
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”General, I’m assured there’s a working ATM over there in that village. If you’re quick, you can even pay your troops before we destroy it with a drone strike.”
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Old 3rd Jan 2023, 14:29
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Well thank you Mr Bean ..." I can see clearly now. "
cr Jimmy Cliff...
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Old 3rd Jan 2023, 14:32
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Well for my personal protection our wonderfull doctors gave me a Viagra injection my arm.....now I cant do anything with it ...
cr Dr Strangelove
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Old 3rd Jan 2023, 14:35
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General I want my magnificent Mahogany desk from my office in the Kremlin moving 10 foot neared Kyiv.....
cr General Haig...
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Old 3rd Jan 2023, 14:37
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Fat security guard with the baseball cap thinks....
If you think he's mad now you just wait till he realises what Killroyski wrote on the back of his jacket...
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Old 3rd Jan 2023, 14:40
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General with the blue cap thinks...
Why do I always get the madman next to me, hope he don't follow me onto the bus.
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Old 3rd Jan 2023, 14:46
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“General … go and stand over there. Your pretty blue beret makes an obvious target. Thank you.”
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Old 3rd Jan 2023, 14:54
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Lurker in background thinks: “Can we stop drawing lines in the sand and just get on with the Annual Generals v. Politicians Baseball Game?”
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Old 3rd Jan 2023, 14:59
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Oh, that area of water Mr Putin ...we call it 'sh*t creek' ...and you are well up it..
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Old 3rd Jan 2023, 16:18
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No... he was well offside. You can't have the linesman shot for that decision.
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Old 3rd Jan 2023, 16:57
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Not a Caption...
Ah Russian Linesman. That reminds me of the worst day-of my life...
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Enny Meeny Minny Mo....off to the front you go
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