Caption Competition Mk III

[NutLoose]

You think you have problems? look, I have Ray Bans and a fancy yellow dialled big watch and can I get into pilot school?

[Buster Hyman]

"Good, good! Everyone is doing well. Now, we get to the best part of Sundial School! Achmed, grab Nutty's Viagra!"

[SLXOwft]

*** Bad Taste Warning ***




'...g'day mate!'

[NutLoose]

And be polite when the Germans come around and put their towels out on you..

[NutLoose]

Take that you son of a beach!

[Kiltrash]

Wagner is glad to be re located from Ukraine to Africs ....better to get sunburn than frostbite

[Kiltrash]

Geneva Convention on treatment of Prisoners of War don't apply here...oh shit Ahmed there's Tic Tok...

[Kiltrash]

....and finally...
VAR review downgraded the straight Red card for violent conduct, ... to a ticking off...whose been a naughty boy then...

[Confusious]

Just two more whacks and I'll get the colour of your balls to match your sun tanned mush.

[ShyTorque]

“This is the only dirty magazine you’re going to see from now on!”

[cynicalint]

Are you sure this is what is meant by cock, hook and look?

[Buster Hyman]

“No gays in ISIS! I swear, I’ll find out which one of you is bent!”

[sealo0]

Putting that copy of Playboy down your front won’t help you now

[Chu Chu]

Figures. I get sentenced to the stocks, and they go medieval on me.

[Hydromet]

OK. Judgement day. Honourable Mentions to, in no particular order the usual suspects
.

Originally Posted by Kiltrash

Lower....if you want to get under the barbed wire..

​​Buster Hyman​​​​​
“…and, as you can see Gentlemen, this angle gives the bomb a lovely spread across any Plaza…”

Originally Posted by NutLoose

And be polite when the Germans come around and put their towels out on you..

But the CST goes to that 'orrible little man, Fitliker, for

Originally Posted by fitliker

Spoken in my best attempts at a Windsor Davies impression:
Never seen such a blatant display of poofery , in my day we fixed bayonets for sand dancing and used real rifles not Russian noise makers

The CST will be waltzing its way across the sands to you shortly.

[fitliker]

My grovelling apologies , ladies and laddies . Time for an open House ?

[Kiltrash]

If I may as a third looser offer up.. blatantly stolen from another thread...

[treadigraph]

"Hello my Anson" said the Duke of Cornwall

[sealo0]

That’s better than Kennington palace, not to worry Buck House next!

[sealo0]

Thanks for arranging the visit Will’s , Megan & Harry will be so pleased with their new lodgings