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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 22nd Mar 2023, 05:22
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“…and, as you can see Gentlemen, this angle gives the bomb a lovely spread across any Plaza…”
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You think THIS is torture? You should try my Aunt Mable's Apple Pie.
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Old 22nd Mar 2023, 05:55
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This is how we deal with Rats in the Desert....
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Old 22nd Mar 2023, 05:57
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Oh the indignity of it all....being captured ...by the Italians , can I not write home to me mum is was the Afrika Corps...
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Harry later regretted mentioning just how many Taliban he had dispatched...so much easier from (redacted ) feet
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This is how the Met should deal with boy racers / Asylum Seekers ..dreams the Home Secretary
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The search continues for the next General Patton
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OFCOM investigates Saturday night's opening for Strictly Come Dancing.
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The Sadlers Wells Company rehearses a new production of Tchaikovsky's Nutcracker Suite.
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A change has been reported for the graduation ceremony of Metropolitan Police Officers.
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You like butts, huh?
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For a small extra tip, the recruiting officer will make sure you are not judged fit to be conscripted to the Russian front.
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You think this is torture, wait until you meet Shamima Begum
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And that Ch Chu is for not knowing "Little Willie" was the name of the first Tank
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IT'S COCK..hook and look... you won't forget it in a minute or so.
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Look! We're bending over backwards to please you and you're still not happy!
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Son of a Motherless Camel! That’s not how you spell YMCA!
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Hey Sarge, I can see your house from here - I say, what's that your wife is doing with the Colonel?
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