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Worse case of worms \ lice* I’ve ever seen
* other infections available.
* other infections available.
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You said bring zer bangers, how vos I to know you meant firevorks.
The world's clumsiest mohel shows the results of bris ceremonies gone awry.
- Ed
- Ed
If Some super markets could get away with horsemeat in pies for years it is no wonder Shergar was never found , but you can be assured the mystery meat in these treats never ran in the Grand National .
A sure fire winner in the next session of "Hide the Sausage!"!
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When the boys had a whip-round to send Pierre back from the front for a damned good porking, this was not what they expected.
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On my God, here comes Frank and his furters
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Playing pin the tail on the donkey with the prisoner was the highlight of the week.
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Sorry Blackadder, the underpants on the head and pencils up the nose were much more plausible than being hamstrung.
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When the NAAFI wagon was u/s, Jacques stepped up to the plate.