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Old 25th Nov 2022, 23:15
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Old 25th Nov 2022, 23:17
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Worse case of worms \ lice* I’ve ever seen

* other infections available.
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Old 25th Nov 2022, 23:18
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You said bring zer bangers, how vos I to know you meant firevorks.
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Old 25th Nov 2022, 23:23
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The world's clumsiest mohel shows the results of bris ceremonies gone awry.

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"Now you zee, ze coloured vuns are bigger zan ze vhite vuns. Any hooker vill confirm."
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Ladies , my super power is the sausage .
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If Some super markets could get away with horsemeat in pies for years it is no wonder Shergar was never found , but you can be assured the mystery meat in these treats never ran in the Grand National .
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"I am likely to go bang at any moment!" "Are you sure you are wearing a real suicide vest, Fritz?"
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A sure fire winner in the next session of "Hide the Sausage!"!
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When the boys had a whip-round to send Pierre back from the front for a damned good porking, this was not what they expected.
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On my God, here comes Frank and his furters
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Playing pin the tail on the donkey with the prisoner was the highlight of the week.
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Sorry Blackadder, the underpants on the head and pencils up the nose were much more plausible than being hamstrung.
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When the NAAFI wagon was u/s, Jacques stepped up to the plate.
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On his way back from a magnificent victory in the FA Cup Kiltrash celebrated with a big bang feast
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You want a pizza? What the **** is that ??
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Deep Fried ? No I only do Mars* Bars that way..
* other high fat heart attack inducing snacks, for the male off, are available
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Tug of war anyone? Nah, not fussed on pulled pork!
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I saw all the empty casings, and said "why not"?
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Have they been smoked?
Not yet, but I've been skinning these bad boys all night.
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