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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 3rd Oct 2022, 13:26
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Remind me … what’s a ‘dimpled chad’, Sergeant?
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Old 3rd Oct 2022, 14:12
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If it takes half an hour for half a mule to walk half a mile, how long does it take a drunken grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a rotten dill pickle?

- Ed
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Old 3rd Oct 2022, 14:43
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Congratulations Smithers, you have collected all the McDonald * Monopoly Stickers....this guarantees you a Heart Attack...

* Other high fat high sugar and high salt fast food menus are available
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Old 3rd Oct 2022, 14:45
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Congratulations Smithers, you have collected all the World Cup 22 Paninni stickers for the England team..... How are you gonna break the news to Harry Kane he's not on the flight ??

( Yes i know Scotland didny qualify....im not bitter and twisted ..)
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Old 3rd Oct 2022, 14:52
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Congratulations Kwasi, you have produced a full proof plan to get the Generals desk three foot towards Baghdad.... I'll submit it up the chain of command ( and claim the credit )
Just remember if it prooves disastrous you must have a subordinate to throw under the bus. .
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Old 3rd Oct 2022, 14:54
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Sniper takes off his left glove and prepares to challenge the instructor to a duel....
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Old 3rd Oct 2022, 14:56
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Err no, this does not explain just why there is a Double Base behind us leaning on the wall...
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Old 3rd Oct 2022, 14:58
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You had better make yourself scarce, you have just shot the Admiral's pet Jellyfish.
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Old 3rd Oct 2022, 15:01
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Congratulations Sergi ypu have just got rid of 2 Generals and 6 Majors....President Putin was running out of windows....
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Old 3rd Oct 2022, 16:36
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OK, Kwasi, thatís OK. Next test is advanced Economics.
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Old 3rd Oct 2022, 16:50
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Stand by your beds.
Will call it tomorrow at 23:28:31 Nay Pyi Taw local time.
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Old 3rd Oct 2022, 17:07
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On this side we have the eight most wanted male [redacted] terrorists. On the other side are the eight most wanted...
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Old 3rd Oct 2022, 20:48
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I’ll certainly bring some booze to your party but there’s no way I’m wearing a silly hat!
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Old 4th Oct 2022, 00:31
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So what do you think of my proposal for a new graphic novel?

I'm sorry to say this, Hoskins, but honestly it's full of holes.
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Old 4th Oct 2022, 06:12
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Towards the end of World War 3 Zephram Cochrane's proposal to fold space and create a wormhole to 'discover ' faster than light travel, was initially met with scepticism
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Old 4th Oct 2022, 06:14
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One bullet and 16 holes, how on earth did you manage that??
Its all in the folding, I learnt that during my last tour in Japan...
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Old 4th Oct 2022, 06:27
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Body armour that's as light as a feather....
Yes sir, trouble is it only fits Action Man Sir..
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Old 4th Oct 2022, 07:51
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The AAIB later reported that even though all the holes did not in this instance line up, the accident was inevitable
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Old 4th Oct 2022, 08:18
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Have you ever done a Rorschach test before Kiplinski?
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Old 4th Oct 2022, 08:24
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No Sarge I've used the scatter gun but I don't think I've hit Nay Pyi Taw.... who ever that is.
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