Caption Competition Mk III

[SLXOwft]

Man in green anorak to man in red anorak, 'We've found the grace and the space but I'm bruggered if I know where the pace is."

[Buster Hyman]

Are you sure these were the plans for the 2022 McLaren?

[Buster Hyman]

Okay, so we've nailed the weight reduction requirements, now what?

[Buster Hyman]

I swear. All I did was press the 'Up' button on the hoist!

[622]

No Chief....can't finish the next bit until we get issue 788 of 'Jaguar...build it weekly!"

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

It began as a "nuts and bolts" restoration. About now is where the money ran out.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Well you see sir, Hoskins here has mixed up the paperwork, so we're not sure if we're pulling this one apart, or putting it back together.

[Ninthace]

SEngO: When I said to move Bravo Yankee to the other side of the hangar. I did not mean one bit at a time!
JEngO: But we can't find the towing arm, sir.

[Chu Chu]

Finding that the reassembly procedures are written in French, Hoskins decides to wing it.

[Chu Chu]

Looks like we're gonna need some taller jacks.

[Chu Chu]

Now we just fill in the gap, and we'll have room for an Upkeep under each wing.

[Kiltrash]

... and here today in 'The Repair Shop ' we appear to have a particularly challenging project, brought in be Lcr Sharky - Ward.
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...and today on 'Money from Nothing ' Claire has picked up from the scrap yard what appears at first sight to be a load of [email protected] Lets see what useful item she can make of it...and sell to a gullible person....on ebay

(Other auction sites are available )

[Kiltrash]

... this one?, well its going onto a plinth and will be used as a gate guard, In Toxteth...

[Kiltrash]

Normally we arrogantly use this for the SEngO to embarrass the apprentices, but in this occasion we will need the suggestion box.

[Ninthace]

Originally Posted by Kiltrash

and today on 'Money from Nothing ' Claire has picked up from the scrap yard what appears at first sight to be a load of [email protected] Lets see what useful item she can make of it...and sell to a gullible person....on ebay

Not a caption
A lamp - it's always a soddin' lamp.

[treadigraph]

[treadigraph]

I've been wielding my span-ner
On the Wing Co's Jaguar
When he finds out he'll do his nut
And kick me hard right in the butt

[fitliker]

The first time they put together they were left with two bolts , so they took it apart and put together again and they had three bolts left over .
Only the cunning artificer laughing in the corner knows where the mystery prank bolts came from

[MPN11]

Flash
from 17 sqn
to airfix.
Send more glue.

[Kiltrash]

Michael Caine voice...
" Your only supposed to blow the [email protected]@dy doors off "