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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 13th Jul 2021, 09:19
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Man in green anorak to man in red anorak, 'We've found the grace and the space but I'm bruggered if I know where the pace is."
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Old 13th Jul 2021, 09:52
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Are you sure these were the plans for the 2022 McLaren?
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Old 13th Jul 2021, 09:53
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Okay, so we've nailed the weight reduction requirements, now what?
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Old 13th Jul 2021, 09:54
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I swear. All I did was press the 'Up' button on the hoist!
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Old 13th Jul 2021, 10:40
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No Chief....can't finish the next bit until we get issue 788 of 'Jaguar...build it weekly!"
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Old 13th Jul 2021, 11:33
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It began as a "nuts and bolts" restoration. About now is where the money ran out.
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Old 13th Jul 2021, 11:39
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Well you see sir, Hoskins here has mixed up the paperwork, so we're not sure if we're pulling this one apart, or putting it back together.
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Old 13th Jul 2021, 11:46
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SEngO: When I said to move Bravo Yankee to the other side of the hangar. I did not mean one bit at a time!
JEngO: But we can't find the towing arm, sir.
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Old 13th Jul 2021, 13:08
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Finding that the reassembly procedures are written in French, Hoskins decides to wing it.
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Old 13th Jul 2021, 13:22
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Looks like we're gonna need some taller jacks.
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Old 13th Jul 2021, 13:23
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Now we just fill in the gap, and we'll have room for an Upkeep under each wing.
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Old 13th Jul 2021, 15:45
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... and here today in 'The Repair Shop ' we appear to have a particularly challenging project, brought in be Lcr Sharky - Ward.
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...and today on 'Money from Nothing ' Claire has picked up from the scrap yard what appears at first sight to be a load of cr@p. Lets see what useful item she can make of it...and sell to a gullible person....on ebay

(Other auction sites are available )
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Old 13th Jul 2021, 15:46
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... this one?, well its going onto a plinth and will be used as a gate guard, In Toxteth...
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Old 13th Jul 2021, 15:50
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Normally we arrogantly use this for the SEngO to embarrass the apprentices, but in this occasion we will need the suggestion box.
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Old 13th Jul 2021, 16:21
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Originally Posted by Kiltrash
and today on 'Money from Nothing ' Claire has picked up from the scrap yard what appears at first sight to be a load of cr@p. Lets see what useful item she can make of it...and sell to a gullible person....on ebay
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A lamp - it's always a soddin' lamp.
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Old 13th Jul 2021, 16:30
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Old 13th Jul 2021, 16:40
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I've been wielding my span-ner
On the Wing Co's Jaguar
When he finds out he'll do his nut
And kick me hard right in the butt
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Old 13th Jul 2021, 17:34
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The first time they put together they were left with two bolts , so they took it apart and put together again and they had three bolts left over .
Only the cunning artificer laughing in the corner knows where the mystery prank bolts came from
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Old 13th Jul 2021, 18:18
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Flash
from 17 sqn
to airfix.
Send more glue.
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Old 14th Jul 2021, 05:51
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Michael Caine voice...
" Your only supposed to blow the bl@@dy doors off "
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