Caption Competition Mk III

[MPN11]

Yes, if you are very good we swap your sandals for proper shoes and boots

[Kiltrash]

Obviously a Lancaster tail gunner. ...i mean have YOU ever tried to sqeeze into his workplace. ...
Yes but the point of the broom??
Well we don't want to give him anything as dangerous as a 50 cal to point at Jerry...

[Kiltrash]

At the Labour Party Conference, A Tory MP tries to sneak in at the back

[Kiltrash]

In the mental health wards they clearly remove the beds due to health and safety concerns.

[Kiltrash]

...and finally...only for tonight before you all get too excited..😊

In the England dressing room Gareth Southgate tries on different disguises so he can later slip past the waiting reporters ..

[Dan Gerous]

You! The Bishop in the Kings square, move or stick to draughts.

[Confusious]

A leaked photo in the Moscow Express showed the level of creativity shown by reservists to escape conscription.
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Sorry, no more from me!

[treadigraph]

So, you put your left leg in, you put your left leg out, in, out, in out, let's get the **** out...

[treadigraph]

We'll try the Blackadder ploy. Fetch two pencils and a pair of underpants each...

[cavuman1]

When the suspended animation bomb went off, the gentleman in front was reading proctological instructions to the gas-masked individual, who was attempting to remove the broomstick from the ushanka-wearing victim who was standing behind the fellow carrying the suspended animation bomb and its instructions for detonation..

- Ed

[fitliker]

From raw recruit to landfill in five easy evolutionary steps .

[Kiltrash]

Staff from Clarence house, soon to be made redundant, are offered the chance to design tbe new Royal Cypher.

[NutLoose]

Well I've brought Corbyn's Labour manifesto, so I am sure to get Officer training.

[NutLoose]

It says here, we will hit them with gas and then sweep them from the field of battle, that's where you come in Number 4.

[NutLoose]

I have the list of the essential items we need to Crowdfund before going into Combat, it also says we must pay 20% of all funds recieved into the account of Sergei Shoigu to pay for our Mobilisation.

[NutLoose]

I see we are billeted in the Airmans accomodation, as there are no carpets that do not reach the walls, they have compromised and shortened the curtains instead.


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[NutLoose]

I'm telling you, this floor ain't level

[Confusious]

Medals will be issued this evening.

[NutLoose]

It says here we are to report to a Captain Mainwaring

[NutLoose]

It looks like I am to join the army, you three are posted to SOXMIS(S)