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Yes, if you are very good we swap your sandals for proper shoes and boots
Obviously a Lancaster tail gunner. ...i mean have YOU ever tried to sqeeze into his workplace. ...
Yes but the point of the broom??
Well we don't want to give him anything as dangerous as a 50 cal to point at Jerry...
Yes but the point of the broom??
Well we don't want to give him anything as dangerous as a 50 cal to point at Jerry...
...and finally...only for tonight before you all get too excited..😊
In the England dressing room Gareth Southgate tries on different disguises so he can later slip past the waiting reporters ..
In the England dressing room Gareth Southgate tries on different disguises so he can later slip past the waiting reporters ..
When the suspended animation bomb went off, the gentleman in front was reading proctological instructions to the gas-masked individual, who was attempting to remove the broomstick from the ushanka-wearing victim who was standing behind the fellow carrying the suspended animation bomb and its instructions for detonation..
- Ed
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Well I've brought Corbyn's Labour manifesto, so I am sure to get Officer training.
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It says here, we will hit them with gas and then sweep them from the field of battle, that's where you come in Number 4.
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I have the list of the essential items we need to Crowdfund before going into Combat, it also says we must pay 20% of all funds recieved into the account of Sergei Shoigu to pay for our Mobilisation.
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I see we are billeted in the Airmans accomodation, as there are no carpets that do not reach the walls, they have compromised and shortened the curtains instead.
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I'm telling you, this floor ain't level
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It says here we are to report to a Captain Mainwaring
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It looks like I am to join the army, you three are posted to SOXMIS(S)
