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Bloke in the blue suit looking right..
"Christ, one's banged out already."
"Christ, one's banged out already."
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The question is who is in the frame for the next shock horror story..
Dad, I've just seen this RAF advert on Facebook Marketplace.
Flight simulator: No longer required, so free to a good home. Buyer must dismantle and collect.
Ad edit: 2 missing seats.
Flight simulator: No longer required, so free to a good home. Buyer must dismantle and collect.
Ad edit: 2 missing seats.
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Avoid imitations
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"Oh no, Red 1's been on the curry again - we're back in a toxic environment!"
Gnome de PPRuNe
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OK, so you said the Reds were downsizing in three ways. Now there's only seven of us, we're stuck with this contraption instead of Hawks, so what's the third way?
Have you ever heard of Skegness?
Have you ever heard of Skegness?
Special mention for bravery goes to:
AWC599
"Hey, look guys, that's Wiggy over there on the dodgems with that fat bird. Give him a wave".
Runner-up for keeping up to date with the news is:-
Confusius
Dad, I've just seen this RAF advert on Facebook Marketplace.
Flight simulator: No longer required, so free to a good home. Buyer must dismantle and collect.
Ad edit: 2 missing seats.
And winner for being too close to the truth is:-
CAEBr
The initial MFTS proposal to meet the 90% sim training target is seen to be a bit dubious
AWC599
"Hey, look guys, that's Wiggy over there on the dodgems with that fat bird. Give him a wave".
Runner-up for keeping up to date with the news is:-
Confusius
Dad, I've just seen this RAF advert on Facebook Marketplace.
Flight simulator: No longer required, so free to a good home. Buyer must dismantle and collect.
Ad edit: 2 missing seats.
And winner for being too close to the truth is:-
CAEBr
The initial MFTS proposal to meet the 90% sim training target is seen to be a bit dubious
Thanks. Having taken a pop at the Flying Training debacle with that one, lets try something less controversial.
How about recruitment !
Have a go at this
How about recruitment !
Have a go at this
Gnome de PPRuNe
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Well, I am sorry but unfortunately none of you are suitable for aircrew training. However we have also assessed you for careers in motor racing...
Sorry to get through selection 3 off you will have to black up, 2 change sex and produce birth certificate showing you were born in East Africa. ....said the recruitment panel dressed in blue
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Well my great, great, great, grandpapa came from India, so I should meet your quota.