Caption Competition Mk III

[cynicalint]

Calling tomorrow afternoon so we can have something for the weekend.

[NutLoose]

Bloke in the blue suit looking right..

"Christ, one's banged out already."

[NutLoose]

The question is who is in the frame for the next shock horror story..

[Confusious]

Dad, I've just seen this RAF advert on Facebook Marketplace.

Flight simulator: No longer required, so free to a good home. Buyer must dismantle and collect.
Ad edit: 2 missing seats.

[ShyTorque]

"Oh no, Red 1's been on the curry again - we're back in a toxic environment!"

[treadigraph]

OK, so you said the Reds were downsizing in three ways. Now there's only seven of us, we're stuck with this contraption instead of Hawks, so what's the third way?

Have you ever heard of Skegness?

[ACW599]

Leaked BRIXMIS imagery of the Wiggins Aerodyne showed that it had a crew of five and used unconventional techniques for achieving stability and control.

[cynicalint]

Special mention for bravery goes to:
AWC599
"Hey, look guys, that's Wiggy over there on the dodgems with that fat bird. Give him a wave".

Runner-up for keeping up to date with the news is:-
Confusius
Dad, I've just seen this RAF advert on Facebook Marketplace.
Flight simulator: No longer required, so free to a good home. Buyer must dismantle and collect.
Ad edit: 2 missing seats.

And winner for being too close to the truth is:-

CAEBr
The initial MFTS proposal to meet the 90% sim training target is seen to be a bit dubious

[CAEBr]

Thanks. Having taken a pop at the Flying Training debacle with that one, lets try something less controversial.

How about recruitment !

Have a go at this

[Confusious]

Good morning, now I understand that you all identify as computer keyboard keys.

[Wensleydale]

I'm afraid that those with "F" for fail will not get through - you are too white.

[Wensleydale]

We've lowered the entry age to 14 in the hope that some of you may qualify as aircrew before you reach 30.

[treadigraph]

Well, I am sorry but unfortunately none of you are suitable for aircrew training. However we have also assessed you for careers in motor racing...

[Confusious]

Nudge, nudge. "Here's another two in the bag for our Wiggers old bean."

[Confusious]

F1 - "Sir, if this helps, I've just had a positive oestrogen test."

[Dan Gerous]

Good afternoon trainees, I'm Mr Control, and this is my colleague Mr Alt. You're all deleted.

[Kiltrash]

The five judges deliver their verdict on the Air Commodore, and discard his Lawers plea for clemancy

[Kiltrash]

OK so on a show of hands it's 5 for tea and 2 for coffee. As we outrank you it's Coffee all round then.

[Kiltrash]

Sorry to get through selection 3 off you will have to black up, 2 change sex and produce birth certificate showing you were born in East Africa. ....said the recruitment panel dressed in blue

[NutLoose]

Well my great, great, great, grandpapa came from India, so I should meet your quota.