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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 2nd Oct 2022, 19:51
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Herr Klopp frantically searching with his assistant for a formation that works for Liverpool.
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Old 2nd Oct 2022, 19:55
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In preparation for the State Funeral, plans are issued for where the Horse Guards will leave their droppings.
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Old 2nd Oct 2022, 19:57
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'ere Sarge, I have found Kiltrash's secret plan for domination of the Cap Comp....
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Old 2nd Oct 2022, 23:08
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The recruiters have sent us these new targets to hit. You must avoid the white bits!
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Old 3rd Oct 2022, 05:54
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Say Captain, you're holding the map upside down...
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Old 3rd Oct 2022, 08:42
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I'll just double check this, but I'm pretty sure you've won the giant Teddy Bear.
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Old 3rd Oct 2022, 08:53
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I don't get it Sarge......if the enemy are this big we don't need to shoot them...surely, can't we just stamp on them?
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Old 3rd Oct 2022, 09:00
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Well, I gotta say, Croydon is a darn good place for FIBUA practice...
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Old 3rd Oct 2022, 11:17
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Apparently these are the final designs in the RAF’s beret replacement programme as part of their on going uniform updates.
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Old 3rd Oct 2022, 11:22
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Old 3rd Oct 2022, 11:23
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Well, I think this colour would like nice in the Kitchen, but perhaps something more colourful for the hallway. What do you think?
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Old 3rd Oct 2022, 11:24
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We’ve had to redesign the targets from the Russian charging towards you, after it was found in all likelihood they would actually be running away.
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Old 3rd Oct 2022, 11:33
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Hoskins...we really need to talk!....couldn't you just use a girlie magazine like all the others?
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Old 3rd Oct 2022, 12:01
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Well I like it, but I recommend you get the wallpaper up before the missus see’s it.
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Old 3rd Oct 2022, 12:06
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You need to be more accurate, when we cut it up we are going to have problems lining up the holes with the nail in the sh*tter.
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Old 3rd Oct 2022, 12:27
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Hank. Stop reading the Babushka Dolls instructions, makes us look like idiots.
Whats a Babushka Doll Biff?
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Old 3rd Oct 2022, 12:57
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Well I can’t make heads nor tails of the instructions, it’s the last time I order a f**king rocket launcher from IKEA
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Old 3rd Oct 2022, 13:08
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It’s total gibberish, but we aim to scatter them around as we believe the Taliban will pull their beards out trying to decipher it.
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Old 3rd Oct 2022, 13:13
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Chuck: So, what do you think of my proposals for the mission?

Hank: Its ok, just lacking details.

Chuck: Yep...I was just using bullet points!
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Old 3rd Oct 2022, 13:26
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Remind me … what’s a ‘dimpled chad’, Sergeant?
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