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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 5th Oct 2022, 19:00
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Putin decides to keep his bug out plane a bit closer to home…..
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Old 5th Oct 2022, 19:02
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Well the boss did say we had to stay close to home base
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Old 5th Oct 2022, 19:03
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Wow the visuals out of the new simulator cockpit are amazing. They look just like real !
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Old 5th Oct 2022, 19:23
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In Russian Airforce when we crash we don't bother with trying to avoid the hospital/ school/ orphanage.



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Old 5th Oct 2022, 19:30
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Liz Truss has proudly announced that those living on C wing are no longer in fuel poverty.
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Old 5th Oct 2022, 20:17
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When Ilyushin grafted the ultra-wide body onto the aircraft fuselage, they realised that they forgot about the nose-wheel well.
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Old 5th Oct 2022, 21:06
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"Is it an Ilyushin?"

"No - It's Real."
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Old 5th Oct 2022, 21:20
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Putin tries to kill off the research bureau's new design by pushing it out of the second floor window.
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Old 5th Oct 2022, 21:40
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It's not easy finding ideas to make a few Rubles from redundant aircraft. Aeroflot's Airbnb is one of the best though. Tea and coffee on tap, and two slides for the kids to play with.
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Old 5th Oct 2022, 21:50
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Sorry Captain, when you said look up and look through the window I thought you meant......
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Old 5th Oct 2022, 22:00
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The Russian Air Force Club, @128 Piccadillski add a bit of home from home realism...
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Old 5th Oct 2022, 22:02
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Having landed at Andrews they did not need the extra long ladder to get the President to the tarmac..
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Old 5th Oct 2022, 22:04
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When a plastic surgeon changes career to building designer
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Old 5th Oct 2022, 22:23
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The CVR revealed that NutLoose and Buster were engaged in a heavy slanging match about the Caption Competition and not focused on their flying. Chief pilot Kiltrash will make a further statement about the CVR content.
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Old 5th Oct 2022, 22:33
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Not many councils would approve that kind of building extension, even if it was for new toilets , kitchen galley , and soundproofed for testing toys for those mile high clubs that are rumoured to exist on those long flight through Siberia .
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Old 5th Oct 2022, 22:37
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What happened to our new Russian domestic airliner program ?

Well the fuselage design team left for Georgia, the wing design team left for Turkey, and the engine design team were smart. they left for Latvia before the border closed.

Well at least we have the cockpit design team right ?

Ahh No, they were all drafted and were last seen in Kherson……
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Old 5th Oct 2022, 22:40
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The set for the new action adventure film, escape from Moscow
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Old 5th Oct 2022, 22:54
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The building found that, while defecating, the nosewheel played havoc with its piles.
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Old 5th Oct 2022, 23:06
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Top marks for passenger capacity and comfort, but it glides like a brick.
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Old 6th Oct 2022, 05:38
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Russian designers take their cues for multi-storey aircraft from Airbus, however their aerodynamic skills still need some polishing.
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