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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 28th Sep 2022, 08:18
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The Bexhill-on-sea* home guard prepare to repel the Russian Asylum Seekers
* it was going to be Croydon, however that fair city / Town has enough problems anyhow.
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Old 28th Sep 2022, 08:20
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Nato forces are deployed to the Laars Checkpoint
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Old 28th Sep 2022, 08:26
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Welcome to Luton...
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Old 28th Sep 2022, 09:54
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Polish your shoes soldier.

Clean your teeth sir, your breath stinks.
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Old 28th Sep 2022, 10:26
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I don"t care what you think. If i say you're part of the BAME quota, you will just get on with it, MISS!
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Old 28th Sep 2022, 11:12
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I said the bolt Bernie, use the bolt...
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Old 28th Sep 2022, 11:15
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Well think of someone you really hate then... apart from me.
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Old 28th Sep 2022, 11:17
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Peebles, with bandy legs like those, you should be in the ruddy cavalry...
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Old 28th Sep 2022, 11:17
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Listen 'ere Monkhouse, if you do not charge, I will charge you and it will be Outhouse duties Laddie!
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Old 28th Sep 2022, 11:19
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DO YOU REALLY THINK I ENJOY SHOUTING AT YOU?

Yes Sarge...

BUGGER, I'VE BEEN RUMBLED...
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Old 28th Sep 2022, 11:53
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I dont care if you signed up for a comedy film.......it's off to Ukraine for you Comrade!
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Old 28th Sep 2022, 13:07
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Is this the ukraine thread private nutloose? Do i look like i care about iranian instructors?
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Old 28th Sep 2022, 16:48
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I know this a 1950's b&w low budget film but put your heart into it Ptv Guiness, never know David Lean might see it and pick you up. ...
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Old 28th Sep 2022, 16:56
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“You don’t like me shouting? Well, Monkhouse, exactly good do you think you’ll be with that rifle when I’m not there to shout “Up a bit, left a bit - FIRE!” ?
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Old 28th Sep 2022, 17:25
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Ooh matron, show me your best buttstroke.
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Old 28th Sep 2022, 17:36
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At times like this, Captain Yossarian had fond memories of his USAAF squadron mates and even missed General Dreedle...
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Old 28th Sep 2022, 18:17
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There's the bastard who stole my book of jokes.
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Old 28th Sep 2022, 19:18
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"OK, Mister Lah-de- Dah Gunner Graham, show me what your Hewniversity Heducation is all about!"
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Old 28th Sep 2022, 22:09
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Next in line, puzzled: "That's odd. His mouth is moving and all that, but he's not making any noise."
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Old 28th Sep 2022, 22:12
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Don't forget to put your ping pong ball in his mouth as you go past Nobby. You might win a Teddy Bear.
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