Caption Competition Mk III

[NutLoose]

And here is your made to dress like a Pratt award..

[NutLoose]

As you can probably tell, we were expecting the pissed tart in row 6a to win.

[Ascend Charlie]

"Now, Ah've......head....the tahm of mah lahf....and Ah never felt this way before..."

[Kiltrash]

After a particularly uncomfortable flight for the passengers the Captain and First Officer decided to send the Autopilot into the cabin.....defiantly got to lighten the atmosphere.

[Kiltrash]

Peter Crouch* demonstrated his signature moves when the IFE broke down...
* other celebrities that think they can dance are available.

[Kiltrash]

After the inaugural NZ1 flight landed in Auckland, no adverse reactions were found....

[Kiltrash]

Now we have your attention, your Cabin Crew will demonstrate the safety features of this Aircraft...

[Kiltrash]

Normally a Stag Party heading for Prague take a blow up sheep with them...so the Hen Party decided to follow ....

[Kiltrash]

The past winners of I'm a Celebrity start to gather in South Africa. .. wearing their winners crown and sash...

[Kiltrash]

Having misunderstood the dress code for Strikers , ...the Flying Pickets start to gather at Euston ...

[622]

Welcome to the new friendly face of customs....

..Now bend over and 'brace brace'!!...

[Buster Hyman]

Unfortunately, he ended up losing in the Semi Finals by standing too close to the Baggage Carousel

[Chu Chu]

Disturbed by the burgeoning trend of passengers forgetting to deplane, the cabin crew decides to make an example.

[Kiltrash]

Good try Sergie, but how did you know the KGB would not let you off the aircraft ??

[Kiltrash]

Well I was not in a rush, did you not notice the busses to take us 20 yards to the terminal? ?

[Confusious]

So the blonde landed on my lap and I didn't 'stand up'. Why all the fuss?

[Confusious]

[Confusious]

See there are winners, look what I won on a Ryanair scratch card.

[fitliker]

This years grand prize winner of the North Croydon semi-annual glory hole princess competition enjoying her all expenses trip to the world championships at the Forth Road Bridge gentleman’s facilities , gets another free trip for staying on her knees during the landing and not standing up or chomping down . Second prize was new safety glasses .
Several military recruiters were on hand in attempts to meet their new diversity quotas , the nautical branch has offered a personalized barrel with it’s own disco ball , the aerial recruiters offered mile high experiences , but unfortunately the trench diggers made the best offer with big dark slits filled with rough fellas who are mostly inexperienced with the wicked ways of the world .

[Buster Hyman]

How the Captain thinks the crew sees him…