Caption Competition Mk III
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Welcome to Luton...
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I don"t care what you think. If i say you're part of the BAME quota, you will just get on with it, MISS!
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I said the bolt Bernie, use the bolt...
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Well think of someone you really hate then... apart from me.
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Peebles, with bandy legs like those, you should be in the ruddy cavalry...
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Listen 'ere Monkhouse, if you do not charge, I will charge you and it will be Outhouse duties Laddie!
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DO YOU REALLY THINK I ENJOY SHOUTING AT YOU?
Yes Sarge...
BUGGER, I'VE BEEN RUMBLED...
Yes Sarge...
BUGGER, I'VE BEEN RUMBLED...
Avoid imitations
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“You don’t like me shouting? Well, Monkhouse, exactly good do you think you’ll be with that rifle when I’m not there to shout “Up a bit, left a bit - FIRE!” ?
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At times like this, Captain Yossarian had fond memories of his USAAF squadron mates and even missed General Dreedle...
Next in line, puzzled: "That's odd. His mouth is moving and all that, but he's not making any noise."
Don't forget to put your ping pong ball in his mouth as you go past Nobby. You might win a Teddy Bear.