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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 30th Sep 2022, 02:12
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And here is your made to dress like a Pratt award..
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Old 30th Sep 2022, 02:15
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As you can probably tell, we were expecting the pissed tart in row 6a to win.
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Old 30th Sep 2022, 06:28
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"Now, Ah've......head....the tahm of mah lahf....and Ah never felt this way before..."
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Old 30th Sep 2022, 07:58
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After a particularly uncomfortable flight for the passengers the Captain and First Officer decided to send the Autopilot into the cabin.....defiantly got to lighten the atmosphere.
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Old 30th Sep 2022, 08:01
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Peter Crouch* demonstrated his signature moves when the IFE broke down...
* other celebrities that think they can dance are available.
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Old 30th Sep 2022, 08:03
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After the inaugural NZ1 flight landed in Auckland, no adverse reactions were found....
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Old 30th Sep 2022, 08:08
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Now we have your attention, your Cabin Crew will demonstrate the safety features of this Aircraft...
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Old 30th Sep 2022, 08:11
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Normally a Stag Party heading for Prague take a blow up sheep with them...so the Hen Party decided to follow ....
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Old 30th Sep 2022, 08:13
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The past winners of I'm a Celebrity start to gather in South Africa. .. wearing their winners crown and sash...
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Old 30th Sep 2022, 08:15
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Having misunderstood the dress code for Strikers , ...the Flying Pickets start to gather at Euston ...
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Old 30th Sep 2022, 08:28
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Welcome to the new friendly face of customs....

..Now bend over and 'brace brace'!!...
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Old 30th Sep 2022, 09:19
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Unfortunately, he ended up losing in the Semi Finals by standing too close to the Baggage Carousel
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Old 30th Sep 2022, 11:24
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Disturbed by the burgeoning trend of passengers forgetting to deplane, the cabin crew decides to make an example.
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Old 30th Sep 2022, 13:27
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Good try Sergie, but how did you know the KGB would not let you off the aircraft ??
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Old 30th Sep 2022, 13:29
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Well I was not in a rush, did you not notice the busses to take us 20 yards to the terminal? ?
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Old 30th Sep 2022, 13:47
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So the blonde landed on my lap and I didn't 'stand up'. Why all the fuss?
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Old 30th Sep 2022, 13:48
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Old 30th Sep 2022, 13:53
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See there are winners, look what I won on a Ryanair scratch card.

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Old 30th Sep 2022, 14:17
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This years grand prize winner of the North Croydon semi-annual glory hole princess competition enjoying her all expenses trip to the world championships at the Forth Road Bridge gentlemanís facilities , gets another free trip for staying on her knees during the landing and not standing up or chomping down . Second prize was new safety glasses .
Several military recruiters were on hand in attempts to meet their new diversity quotas , the nautical branch has offered a personalized barrel with itís own disco ball , the aerial recruiters offered mile high experiences , but unfortunately the trench diggers made the best offer with big dark slits filled with rough fellas who are mostly inexperienced with the wicked ways of the world .
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Old 30th Sep 2022, 15:37
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How the Captain thinks the crew sees him…
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