Caption Competition Mk III

[Kiltrash]

Top Gear presenters were given £3500 each to buy a convertible and travel to Bethlehem
When they got there were surprised to find Baby Stig waiting for them..

[Kiltrash]

Having gone shopping for Christmas* Mr and Ms C list celebrity descide to take their Chelsea Tractor down the King's Road..
* I was going to say Cheese Shopping in a veiled nod to Wensleydale

[Chu Chu]

The tank might have had its shortcomings, but the commander was infallible.

[Chu Chu]

Okay, Hoskins, okay. Anyone could have misheard when I said pontoon. But didn't it occur to you to ask what a Pope would know about unfinished bridges?

Ever been to Avignon, sir?

[Kiltrash]

Damn picket lines not going to stop us getting to the Maternity Ward...
or
Waters having broken at zero dark thirty the panicked husband grabbed the first set of car keys he could find..

[Kiltrash]

Not wishing to be type cast, Carrie Fisher took any acting jobs to show her full talents

[Kiltrash]

In Nicosea, Archbishop Makarios tours the front line

[Hydromet]

Praise the lord and pass the ammunition.

[Buster Hyman]

No, I said Abraham not Abrams!

[Chu Chu]

Cut off and outnumbered, the Division evacuated under the guise of Swiss Guards.

[NutLoose]

[NutLoose]

Baldrick I think your cunning disguise may work, the Boche will never suspect a Priest and his head Choir girl Bob in drag to be an armoured advance.

[Confusious]

No Dorothy, I'm not taking directions off someone who can't find their way when there's only one road.

[ShyTorque]

The CSE show panto team didn’t get many laughs last Christmas so this year they really mean business.

[622]

Hoskins .....when I said we are going into this mission on a wing and prayer .....I didn't mean fetch an angel and a vicar!

[Kiltrash]

Men, and cross dressers ( whatever they are ) of a certain age visit Bovingdon.
or
At the Luton Motor Museum the Mayor leads the convoy to invade Croydon
Or as I'm bored with this picture now
Fed up with being unable to blow the little piggies house down, Woolfie descides to bring up the heavy equipment

[NutLoose]

Walk on water?, my dear girl, we can walk over anything.

[NutLoose]

It's alright making tracks, but i am running out of places to stick em..

[NutLoose]

Just call me Ben....Ben Sherman.

[NutLoose]

It's alright Megan, I will have words with my dad about the limousine when we get to the Coronation