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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 8th Nov 2022, 19:55
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“Oi, tovarich, good try, but that is 2 parking tickets you need … so 16,000 roubles please.”
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Old 8th Nov 2022, 20:06
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"When those Ukrainian drones drop a bomb on the top one, the bottom one will be OK!"
"Maybe so, but everybody in the bottom one is already dead..."
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Old 8th Nov 2022, 20:21
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No, I said take a position on the bank.
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Old 8th Nov 2022, 20:25
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Letís see the turret blow off 832 now.
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Old 8th Nov 2022, 21:33
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Don't mind Hoskins, he's always been a bit backward.
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Old 8th Nov 2022, 21:36
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Before GPS a rendezvous was much safer.
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Old 8th Nov 2022, 21:37
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Just wait until Kiltrash sees the state of the fairway in the morning.
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Old 8th Nov 2022, 21:38
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Old 8th Nov 2022, 21:42
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Sorry, parallel parking has never been my strongest suit.
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Old 8th Nov 2022, 22:33
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Women in combat they said....they can do whatever Men can do.....then Olga proved there were exceptions to that notion.
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Old 9th Nov 2022, 00:31
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How on earth did you get that under there?

It wasn't easy Sir, but you said we should take an under hull position.

Hull down position Hoskins, hull down.
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Old 9th Nov 2022, 00:54
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So, Hoskins, what made you think 832 was a bridge-laying tank?
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Old 9th Nov 2022, 05:16
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During trials, one camouflage pattern proved to be the stand out.
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Old 9th Nov 2022, 05:20
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How can you tell 832 was also a Russian tank?
There are skid marks behind 758.
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Old 9th Nov 2022, 06:31
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Busters water tank has a slight problem.

Ps stay dry and well Buster
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Old 9th Nov 2022, 06:32
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Men of a certain age play with their RC Tanks
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Old 9th Nov 2022, 06:33
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Unused photo op showing Boris / Liz / Rishi's latest car crash on their leaving tour.
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Old 9th Nov 2022, 06:36
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Kiltrash on the adjoining fairway in Croydon GC was heard to mutter about the ' Boy Racers ' tearing up the grass. Glad it's not my home course he told his playing partner Treadigraph
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Old 9th Nov 2022, 06:40
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Help help save me....I just saw a mouse...
Knew it was a mistake employing women as drivers
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Old 9th Nov 2022, 06:45
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Bit extreme of a way Hoskins to demonstrate your patented Tank Trap solution ...
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