Caption Competition Mk III
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Great South East, tired and retired
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"This target shows the bullet entering top left, exiting bottom right to go through another target, does a 180 and comes back through again - did you get that rifle from Lee Harvey Oswald?"

I don't understand why these are always full of holes. They don't look a bit like road signs.

I have your scores here Simpkins. ..
12 kill shots
17 near miss
1066 totally missed the target
96 we can't even find where they went..
I suggest if you want to go and kill the bad guys you get a job as their camp cook.
12 kill shots
17 near miss
1066 totally missed the target
96 we can't even find where they went..
I suggest if you want to go and kill the bad guys you get a job as their camp cook.

Join Date: Mar 2010
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Not a Caption … I’d love to know the Match Conditions! I’ve done a fair few US Mil Competitions, and they can be very complex in terms if timings, fire positions etc.

Alas, no more fellow captioners.
In strict order of the chuckleometer, here are the results:
Winner:
Second:
Third:
Congratulations to andytug, the new holder of the CST.
In strict order of the chuckleometer, here are the results:
Winner:
Congratulations to andytug, the new holder of the CST.

Join Date: Feb 2006
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If no show you should hand the reigns over to Buster as second place man...
Did I really say that...............



Did I really say that...............






Join Date: Mar 2010
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Putin blames Ukrainian ATC.

Join Date: Mar 2010
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Hoskinsi vaguely managed to get the NLG in place, with some assistance. The rest of the check-ride was a FAIL.
