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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 2nd Oct 2022, 09:35
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Nice shooting, Soldier. That's got rid of Napoleon.
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Old 2nd Oct 2022, 09:49
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My map reading's not the best, but it seems that we have a couple of hills before we get to the bottle shop.
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Old 2nd Oct 2022, 10:04
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Well no wonder Joe couldn't read the Auto Cue!
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Old 2nd Oct 2022, 10:05
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I gotta give it to ya, that's pretty good from an A-10!
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Old 2nd Oct 2022, 10:36
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Yeah, after eight bottles of gin, I might be seeing flying saucers too...
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Old 2nd Oct 2022, 10:58
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I know it’s drastic, but sometimes, ya just gotta pop that pimple!
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Old 2nd Oct 2022, 11:38
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"So, this recipe says 8 bottles of tequila, a pile of salt and a bigger pile of lemons..."
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Old 2nd Oct 2022, 12:14
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The Warmington-on-Sea Homeguard, hey? Good shots!

They were aiming for different target, sir!
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Old 2nd Oct 2022, 12:30
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After misunderstanding the request to "bring some bottles for the punch," Steve wanted to crawl under a rock. Luckily, he was dressed for it.
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Old 2nd Oct 2022, 12:31
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Joe found his colleagues' input invaluable as he invented a new toy for his son and twin girls. Afterward, no one could remember who suggested the name "Lite-Brite."
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Old 2nd Oct 2022, 13:27
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Excellent shooting soldier, you'll soon be able to shoot your wife and her lover with one shot - you just have to wait till she's giving him head.....
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Old 2nd Oct 2022, 14:01
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Well done Soldier, 6 Hajibs and 2 Burkas...
NOW the suicide vests your next target ...
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Old 2nd Oct 2022, 14:04
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Hank and Frank looked forward to when the Fair Shooting Gallery came to town.. they could live out thier dreams instead of being a boring refuse cart driver
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Old 2nd Oct 2022, 14:07
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Nice grouping Soldier, unfortunately this is NOT your target....we can however use your virgin target again..
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Old 2nd Oct 2022, 14:12
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Soldier....What do you make of this???
Instructor. .. ( folding ) Well i can make a flower or a broach...
cr Tower scene in Airplane
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Old 2nd Oct 2022, 15:28
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In today's Army, there is another meaning to "having a good afternoon in the Butts".
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Old 2nd Oct 2022, 16:06
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Ah Mr Oswald, with groupings like these I can confidentiality say you leave the Army as a Sharpshooter. Now i hear your going to live in Dallas.??
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Old 2nd Oct 2022, 16:13
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Met Armed Police assessment. ... well done PC Hoskins but all 9 targets were actually innocent flowers sellers or children. You have to be a bit more selective....
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( Any Southern State ) Excellent marksman shooting trooper. Now all you have to do is introduce a firearm near the perps hand
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Old 2nd Oct 2022, 16:17
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Sir why do all the potential perps wear helmets and body armour can we not please just shoot to, oh I donno, just non leathal incapacitat them??
Good God no this way they can't dispute your version of events, and remember to delete the video footage.
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Old 2nd Oct 2022, 17:02
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Whose round?
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