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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 4th Oct 2022, 11:22
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"This target shows the bullet entering top left, exiting bottom right to go through another target, does a 180 and comes back through again - did you get that rifle from Lee Harvey Oswald?"
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Old 4th Oct 2022, 12:35
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I don't understand why these are always full of holes. They don't look a bit like road signs.
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Old 4th Oct 2022, 12:58
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No I'm sorry but you have scored more Dislikes than Likes from your peers, do try again Simpkins
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Old 4th Oct 2022, 12:59
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A2....Hit
Dang sunk my Cruiser..
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Old 4th Oct 2022, 13:01
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Atlanta Police Tazer Target Practice.....
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Old 4th Oct 2022, 13:06
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I have your scores here Simpkins. ..
12 kill shots
17 near miss
1066 totally missed the target
96 we can't even find where they went..
I suggest if you want to go and kill the bad guys you get a job as their camp cook.
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Old 4th Oct 2022, 15:53
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Gotta say, the Beano is just not as good as it used to be...
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Old 4th Oct 2022, 17:14
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Not a Caption … I’d love to know the Match Conditions! I’ve done a fair few US Mil Competitions, and they can be very complex in terms if timings, fire positions etc.
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Old 4th Oct 2022, 17:57
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Alas, no more fellow captioners.

In strict order of the chuckleometer, here are the results:

Winner:
Originally Posted by andytug View Post
Excellent shooting soldier, you'll soon be able to shoot your wife and her lover with one shot - you just have to wait till she's giving him head.....
Second:
Originally Posted by Buster Hyman View Post
Hank. Stop reading the Babushka Dolls instructions, makes us look like idiots.
Whats a Babushka Doll Biff?
Third:
Originally Posted by Kiltrash View Post
No Sarge I've used the scatter gun but I don't think I've hit Nay Pyi Taw.... who ever that is.
Congratulations to andytug, the new holder of the CST.
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Old 5th Oct 2022, 15:01
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I did PM andytug. Shall we call open house at 17:00 UTC if radio silence continues?
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Old 5th Oct 2022, 15:05
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If no show you should hand the reigns over to Buster as second place man...


Did I really say that...............
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Old 5th Oct 2022, 18:09
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Hoping we've not had this one before
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Old 5th Oct 2022, 18:10
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(Not a caption) Apologies for lateness, busy busy yesterday.
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Old 5th Oct 2022, 18:14
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Simulator for budding Arab terrorists.
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Old 5th Oct 2022, 18:26
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“Crikey! That reverse thrust is a bit pokey!”
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Old 5th Oct 2022, 18:33
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Putin blames Ukrainian ATC.
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Old 5th Oct 2022, 18:35
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Hoskinsi vaguely managed to get the NLG in place, with some assistance. The rest of the check-ride was a FAIL.
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Old 5th Oct 2022, 18:47
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At last, a new elevator in our apartment block!
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Old 5th Oct 2022, 18:50
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When Kevin Bacon landed a 'plane using our home broadband.
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Old 5th Oct 2022, 18:50
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Well, if you miss this flat spot on your walk around then you're fired.

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