Caption Competition Mk III

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Is that an IL-18?
No, that's the address.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

You think this is strange? Go around to the back yard.

[Kiltrash]

Honey I shrunk the hanger

[Kiltrash]

This always happens when the inflight movie is ' Debbie Does Dallas "

[Kiltrash]

" Planning Permission? Where we're going Marty we don't need no stinking Planning Permission.

[Kiltrash]

Luton* Council regret to announce that due to cost overruns with the DART that the Airport will have to close with immediate effect. However the stranded Aircraft have been impounded and repurposed in Council Estates. ..
( * I don't think Croydon has a current airport )

[Kiltrash]

Captain .....Wtf that was not there this morning when we took off....
​​​Co Pilot .....So that's a quick build housing development

(Based on a true story...
Outside Woking was a 6 way cross roads and
one night the Council put in a roundabout.
Instant accident next morning in the rush hour and the local paper reported that's what tbe driver said to the Police )

[sealo0]

That conservatory salesmen did not tell me that he trained as a airframe draughtman.

[treadigraph]

Originally Posted by Kiltrash

(Based on a true story...
Outside Woking was a 6 way cross roads and
one night the Council put in a roundabout.
Instant accident next morning in the rush hour and the local paper reported that's what tbe driver said to the Police )

Not a caption... Six Crossroads Roundabout at Horsell? Hate driving round there, reckon most of the other cars I encounter are driven by people who work at McLaren... Croydon doesn't have an airport but the site has twice been used as for airshows subsequent to closing (and the late Dennis Kenyon tried to persuade me to organise another there while he was still flying - quite what he thought I knew about organising airshows is a mystery...)

[treadigraph]

The brick sh!t house at the back is just an Ilyushin...

[treadigraph]

With strategic materials in short supply due to sanctions, Russia's replacement programme for its moribund fleet of Western airliners turns to more traditional construction materials...

[treadigraph]

...and the top deck is traditionally the preserve of opposition politicians and dissidents...

[Wensleydale]

Another example of a co-pilot "bricking it".

[Kiltrash]

Correct Treaders. This happened when I was living in Addlestone with a daily commute to a secret underground establishment that if I told you about I would have to kill you 😊
...and back to your normal programme..

However as the museum had not removed all their exhibits in time Speedy-E-Builders put up the block of flats.
The site foreman told the reporters that he had orders to build them there and as you know orders are orders... .
am thinking Bruntingthorpe with this one 😊

[Kiltrash]

Knock at the door. ..
Is Mrs Kiltrash in?
Well ... she's in the stimulator. ..
Stimulator? Don't you mean simulator? ?
No, have you not seen where i put the Joystick? ?

[Kiltrash]

....and children, today we look through the...round window

[Kiltrash]

It's a lot less bovver with a hover.... see we can hide our new Vertical Take off and Landing in a urban environment. We got the idea from our Spies at Dunsfold.

[Buster Hyman]

Sergei...I realise that the Engineers have signed it off, but I have a bad feeling about these cheap Chinese parts...

[NutLoose]

No, I live around the back in a second floor flap.

[NutLoose]

Russian luxury flat for sale with indoor toilet and galley kitchen



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