Caption Competition Mk III
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Miss October accidentally drank a bottle of Acme Instant Hair Restorer while down-route. She thanked her colleagues for their inclusivity and agreed that perhaps she should indeed have gone to Specsavers.
Thanks but adequate, bloody adequate, I've left one praying for more, one smiling from ear to ear and the other one crying in pain. You can stick your triple mile high trophy.
NOT A CAPTION!
Welcome to Hilarity Airlines Flight of Fancy. This is your Captain speaking. Please prepare to return your seat backs to their upright position and continue to submit amusing captions. Judging tomorrow 2000 hrs. UTC. Now, would one of you bring me a drink? Make it a double!
- Ed
Welcome to Hilarity Airlines Flight of Fancy. This is your Captain speaking. Please prepare to return your seat backs to their upright position and continue to submit amusing captions. Judging tomorrow 2000 hrs. UTC. Now, would one of you bring me a drink? Make it a double!
- Ed
Avoid imitations
“Well Nutty, I don’t know where you heard the rumour that we’re recruiting flight engineers but here’s something for trying…”
Yes, yes! I know I have contaminated that entire batch of white paint by dipping my hands in. But in my defence, I was looking for the CST...and you had it all the time!
....and finally as I'm off grid most of today
The Ukrainian entrant for Eurovision 2023 prepares to get off in Glasgow.
or
The Leader of the Green Party complained (s)he had to take a plane as all the trains are on strike just in time for the conference season...
or
The leader of the Conservative party regretted doing a press conference at Sellafield earlier today
The Ukrainian entrant for Eurovision 2023 prepares to get off in Glasgow.
or
The Leader of the Green Party complained (s)he had to take a plane as all the trains are on strike just in time for the conference season...
or
The leader of the Conservative party regretted doing a press conference at Sellafield earlier today
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In Ryanair’s latest attempt to speed up unboarding the last man sitting is being reverse motivated.
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After Korean and Iceland air had a ding on the taxiway, AAIB reported reported ALL passengers were seated and cabin secured ....photography evidence later cast doubt on the accuracy of the report.
Everyone wins an "Adequate" trophy, but the "More Than Adequate Coffman Starter Trophy" goes to Confusious with:
"Thanks but adequate, bloody adequate, I've left one praying for more, one smiling from ear to ear and the other one crying in pain. You can stick your triple mile high trophy."
Please clear and dust some space on your mantelpiece, Sir!
- Ed
"Thanks but adequate, bloody adequate, I've left one praying for more, one smiling from ear to ear and the other one crying in pain. You can stick your triple mile high trophy."
Please clear and dust some space on your mantelpiece, Sir!
- Ed
