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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 30th Sep 2022, 15:39
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"... and congratulations on escaping Conscription. Welcome to Turkiye, where many goats await you."
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Old 30th Sep 2022, 16:24
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Miss October accidentally drank a bottle of Acme Instant Hair Restorer while down-route. She thanked her colleagues for their inclusivity and agreed that perhaps she should indeed have gone to Specsavers.
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Old 30th Sep 2022, 17:45
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I ain't going home with that trophy, I'd look like a right dick!
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Old 30th Sep 2022, 17:49
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Here's the bad news Jeremy, we diverted to Dubai.
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Old 30th Sep 2022, 18:32
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Thanks but adequate, bloody adequate, I've left one praying for more, one smiling from ear to ear and the other one crying in pain. You can stick your triple mile high trophy.
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Old 30th Sep 2022, 22:33
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NOT A CAPTION!
Welcome to Hilarity Airlines Flight of Fancy. This is your Captain speaking. Please prepare to return your seat backs to their upright position and continue to submit amusing captions. Judging tomorrow 2000 hrs. UTC. Now, would one of you bring me a drink? Make it a double!

- Ed
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Old 30th Sep 2022, 23:30
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“Well Nutty, I don’t know where you heard the rumour that we’re recruiting flight engineers but here’s something for trying…”
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Old 30th Sep 2022, 23:40
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The Long COVID side effects were a cause for concern…
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Old 1st Oct 2022, 00:03
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Yes, yes! I know I have contaminated that entire batch of white paint by dipping my hands in. But in my defence, I was looking for the CST...and you had it all the time!
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Old 1st Oct 2022, 05:14
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Were you truly wafted here from paradise?

Nah, Luton Airport...
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Old 1st Oct 2022, 06:55
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Ahhh, a drama Queen, you must be our pilot.
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Old 1st Oct 2022, 07:31
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Kiltrash was most surprised his ' Friends ' in PPRuNe had remembered his birthday after all...



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Old 1st Oct 2022, 07:32
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HMTQ takes her last flight
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Old 1st Oct 2022, 07:39
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....and finally as I'm off grid most of today

The Ukrainian entrant for Eurovision 2023 prepares to get off in Glasgow.
or
The Leader of the Green Party complained (s)he had to take a plane as all the trains are on strike just in time for the conference season...
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The leader of the Conservative party regretted doing a press conference at Sellafield earlier today
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Old 1st Oct 2022, 10:19
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Kiltrash's birthday surprise left him a little out of kilter...

(Happy birthday!)
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Old 1st Oct 2022, 10:57
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In Ryanair’s latest attempt to speed up unboarding the last man sitting is being reverse motivated.

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Old 1st Oct 2022, 19:16
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After Korean and Iceland air had a ding on the taxiway, AAIB reported reported ALL passengers were seated and cabin secured ....photography evidence later cast doubt on the accuracy of the report.
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Old 1st Oct 2022, 21:13
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The Coffman Starter Trophy finally gets brought out into the light. ...the statue is not too bad either 😊
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Old 1st Oct 2022, 22:03
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Thinking: If that thing comes any closer then I'm gonna do a swift Wil Smith swipe on him.
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Old 1st Oct 2022, 23:49
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Everyone wins an "Adequate" trophy, but the "More Than Adequate Coffman Starter Trophy" goes to Confusious with:

"Thanks but adequate, bloody adequate, I've left one praying for more, one smiling from ear to ear and the other one crying in pain. You can stick your triple mile high trophy."

Please clear and dust some space on your mantelpiece, Sir!

- Ed
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