Caption Competition Mk III
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As you can probably tell, we were expecting the pissed tart in row 6a to win.
After a particularly uncomfortable flight for the passengers the Captain and First Officer decided to send the Autopilot into the cabin.....defiantly got to lighten the atmosphere.
This years grand prize winner of the North Croydon semi-annual glory hole princess competition enjoying her all expenses trip to the world championships at the Forth Road Bridge gentleman’s facilities , gets another free trip for staying on her knees during the landing and not standing up or chomping down . Second prize was new safety glasses .
Several military recruiters were on hand in attempts to meet their new diversity quotas , the nautical branch has offered a personalized barrel with it’s own disco ball , the aerial recruiters offered mile high experiences , but unfortunately the trench diggers made the best offer with big dark slits filled with rough fellas who are mostly inexperienced with the wicked ways of the world .
Several military recruiters were on hand in attempts to meet their new diversity quotas , the nautical branch has offered a personalized barrel with it’s own disco ball , the aerial recruiters offered mile high experiences , but unfortunately the trench diggers made the best offer with big dark slits filled with rough fellas who are mostly inexperienced with the wicked ways of the world .
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"... and congratulations on escaping Conscription. Welcome to Turkiye, where many goats await you."