Caption Competition Mk III

[Chu Chu]

Whose round?

[Kiltrash]

Herr Klopp frantically searching with his assistant for a formation that works for Liverpool.

[Kiltrash]

In preparation for the State Funeral, plans are issued for where the Horse Guards will leave their droppings.

[Kiltrash]

'ere Sarge, I have found Kiltrash's secret plan for domination of the Cap Comp....

[cynicalint]

The recruiters have sent us these new targets to hit. You must avoid the white bits!

[treadigraph]

Say Captain, you're holding the map upside down...

[MPN11]

I'll just double check this, but I'm pretty sure you've won the giant Teddy Bear.

[622]

I don't get it Sarge......if the enemy are this big we don't need to shoot them...surely, can't we just stamp on them?

[treadigraph]

Well, I gotta say, Croydon is a darn good place for FIBUA practice...

[NutLoose]

Apparently these are the final designs in the RAF’s beret replacement programme as part of their on going uniform updates.

[NutLoose]

[Buster Hyman]

Well, I think this colour would like nice in the Kitchen, but perhaps something more colourful for the hallway. What do you think?

[NutLoose]

We’ve had to redesign the targets from the Russian charging towards you, after it was found in all likelihood they would actually be running away.

[622]

Hoskins...we really need to talk!....couldn't you just use a girlie magazine like all the others?

[NutLoose]

Well I like it, but I recommend you get the wallpaper up before the missus see’s it.

[NutLoose]

You need to be more accurate, when we cut it up we are going to have problems lining up the holes with the nail in the sh*tter.

[Buster Hyman]

Hank. Stop reading the Babushka Dolls instructions, makes us look like idiots.
Whats a Babushka Doll Biff?

[NutLoose]

Well I can’t make heads nor tails of the instructions, it’s the last time I order a f**king rocket launcher from IKEA

[NutLoose]

It’s total gibberish, but we aim to scatter them around as we believe the Taliban will pull their beards out trying to decipher it.

[622]

Chuck: So, what do you think of my proposals for the mission?

Hank: Its ok, just lacking details.

Chuck: Yep...I was just using bullet points!