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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 12th Jul 2022, 17:42
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In Soviet kherson no one can hear you scream
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Old 12th Jul 2022, 20:28
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Old 12th Jul 2022, 20:33
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You can never find a Ukrainian when you want to brew up.
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Old 12th Jul 2022, 20:51
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the cheaper way of filling up a tank...
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Old 12th Jul 2022, 21:30
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"Hello, Green Flag, yes it may well have sand in the engine"
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Old 12th Jul 2022, 21:42
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We should have ordered the mudflap option!

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Old 12th Jul 2022, 22:43
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"Could someone please send a tractor?"
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Old 13th Jul 2022, 01:57
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We're listing to Starboard Skipper!
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Old 13th Jul 2022, 04:22
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You may laugh, but we're still sitting on the transporter.
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Old 13th Jul 2022, 06:52
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These under water Ammo dumps are a lifesaver!
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Old 13th Jul 2022, 08:14
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I didn't think you could get trench foot in a tank comrade sergeant?
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Old 13th Jul 2022, 08:54
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Action Man has put on a lot of weight recently
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Old 13th Jul 2022, 08:56
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Duck....Wha??. .clank. .. Turret Traversing ..now you tell me
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Old 13th Jul 2022, 08:59
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At the Top Gear Technologies Centre the latest go anywhere do anything conversion for a Hovercraft had one tinny weeny oversight.
Hammond was the designated driver, what could possibly go wrong.
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Old 13th Jul 2022, 10:47
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The new CGI Tank Simulator provided an immersive experience.
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Old 13th Jul 2022, 21:28
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Well all was well till I discovered a Tiger in my Tank..
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Old 14th Jul 2022, 00:48
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Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and caldron bubble.
Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the caldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.

Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and caldron bubble.
Cool it with a baboon's blood,
Then the charm is firm and good.

But get this tank out from this ditch,
If you don't, you're a son of a, err, witch!

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Old 14th Jul 2022, 05:47
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T-minus-72 to lift-off.
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"...One ping only Vassilli!"
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Old 14th Jul 2022, 07:42
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'Ang on lads, I've got a great idea...
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