Caption Competition Mk III

[NutLoose]

It may well be a microchip, but that will never feed anyone.

[NutLoose]

No ladies, this ring isn't supposed to go on his finger..

[Confusious]

Mother Angelica demonstrates to the new nuns what will happen during their forthcoming flap sealing ceremony.

[NutLoose]

"And that finishes my demonstration on thrust augmentation.."
Hmmm... My old man could do with some of that ponders Doris.

[MPN11]

Flying Helmet and Goggles ... hmmm, mused Colonel von Strohm. "Where is the wet celery?" *


* UK readers will understand ... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%27All...lo!#Characters

[Chu Chu]

When do we get our coupons? Black Friday is coming up.

[NutLoose]

These beer goggles are bloody useless, not a man in sight.

[NutLoose]

Another duff Russian Sparkler..

[Chu Chu]

Good job today, ladies. Next week, we do it overhead in high heels.

[Confusious]

Right, let's go out into the cold, it's nipple piercing time.

[Chu Chu]

Nice work on the bead. But next time, find a better place to leave your iPhone.*

*Other overpriced communications devices are available.

[treadigraph]

Having spent 33 hours tunnelling into the premises from a disused shop across the way, Bitch Cassidy and the Curly-Wurly-in-the-Walnut-Whorl Gang crack the Chocolate safe in Choccywoccydoodah's Brighton Emporium...

[Kiltrash]

No no its quite safe. The C4 is iner. ..

[Kiltrash]

No no I don't need your help, I know it's Knit one Pearl two.....
( whatever that means.....)
Captain, it's a unbreakable code they are talking.

[Confusious]

Oi, you behind me, as much as I'm enjoying it please stop feeling my arse as this is a very tricky procedure.

[Kiltrash]

I'm sure the Colonel said we would be safe if we turned our backs to the blast and put on our goggles....
Yes but to be safe he required all the men to retire behind the lead Shielding and wear tin foil cricket box's

[Kiltrash]

The draw for the FA Cup was in progress. They expect some explosive ties.

[Kiltrash]

Rosie the Riveter finally gets protective clothing....just as they switched to Mig welding...

[NutLoose]

It’s a rush job for some Russian bridge, so just tack weld the joints every 20 foot or so, they should hold unless it has some excess pressure exerted on it.

[Kiltrash]

The tension reached nerve shredding point, no one wanted to miss the creation of the first test tube baby.......There .... Men are at last redundant. Get your 10in rubber personal pleasure device on the way out...