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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 10th Oct 2022, 11:58
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It may well be a microchip, but that will never feed anyone.
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Old 10th Oct 2022, 11:59
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No ladies, this ring isn't supposed to go on his finger..
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Old 10th Oct 2022, 12:04
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Mother Angelica demonstrates to the new nuns what will happen during their forthcoming flap sealing ceremony.
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Old 10th Oct 2022, 14:45
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"And that finishes my demonstration on thrust augmentation.."
Hmmm... My old man could do with some of that ponders Doris.
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Old 10th Oct 2022, 17:11
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Flying Helmet and Goggles ... hmmm, mused Colonel von Strohm. "Where is the wet celery?" *


* UK readers will understand ... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%27All...lo!#Characters
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Old 10th Oct 2022, 17:25
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When do we get our coupons? Black Friday is coming up.
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Old 10th Oct 2022, 17:41
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These beer goggles are bloody useless, not a man in sight.
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Old 10th Oct 2022, 18:04
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Another duff Russian Sparkler..
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Old 10th Oct 2022, 18:14
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Good job today, ladies. Next week, we do it overhead in high heels.
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Old 10th Oct 2022, 18:14
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Right, let's go out into the cold, it's nipple piercing time.
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Old 10th Oct 2022, 18:16
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Nice work on the bead. But next time, find a better place to leave your iPhone.*

*Other overpriced communications devices are available.
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Old 10th Oct 2022, 18:16
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Having spent 33 hours tunnelling into the premises from a disused shop across the way, Bitch Cassidy and the Curly-Wurly-in-the-Walnut-Whorl Gang crack the Chocolate safe in Choccywoccydoodah's Brighton Emporium...
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Old 10th Oct 2022, 18:27
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No no its quite safe. The C4 is iner. ..
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Old 10th Oct 2022, 18:29
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No no I don't need your help, I know it's Knit one Pearl two.....
( whatever that means.....)
Captain, it's a unbreakable code they are talking.
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Old 10th Oct 2022, 18:32
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Oi, you behind me, as much as I'm enjoying it please stop feeling my arse as this is a very tricky procedure.
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Old 10th Oct 2022, 18:32
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I'm sure the Colonel said we would be safe if we turned our backs to the blast and put on our goggles....
Yes but to be safe he required all the men to retire behind the lead Shielding and wear tin foil cricket box's
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Old 10th Oct 2022, 18:34
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The draw for the FA Cup was in progress. They expect some explosive ties.
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Old 10th Oct 2022, 18:37
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Rosie the Riveter finally gets protective clothing....just as they switched to Mig welding...
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Old 10th Oct 2022, 18:40
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Itís a rush job for some Russian bridge, so just tack weld the joints every 20 foot or so, they should hold unless it has some excess pressure exerted on it.
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Old 10th Oct 2022, 18:44
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The tension reached nerve shredding point, no one wanted to miss the creation of the first test tube baby.......There .... Men are at last redundant. Get your 10in rubber personal pleasure device on the way out...
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