Caption Competition Mk III
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It may well be a microchip, but that will never feed anyone.
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No ladies, this ring isn't supposed to go on his finger..
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"And that finishes my demonstration on thrust augmentation.."
Hmmm... My old man could do with some of that ponders Doris.
Hmmm... My old man could do with some of that ponders Doris.
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Flying Helmet and Goggles ... hmmm, mused Colonel von Strohm. "Where is the wet celery?" *
* UK readers will understand ... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%27All...lo!#Characters
* UK readers will understand ... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%27All...lo!#Characters
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These beer goggles are bloody useless, not a man in sight.
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Another duff Russian Sparkler..
Gnome de PPRuNe
Having spent 33 hours tunnelling into the premises from a disused shop across the way, Bitch Cassidy and the Curly-Wurly-in-the-Walnut-Whorl Gang crack the Chocolate safe in Choccywoccydoodah's Brighton Emporium...
I'm sure the Colonel said we would be safe if we turned our backs to the blast and put on our goggles....
Yes but to be safe he required all the men to retire behind the lead Shielding and wear tin foil cricket box's
Yes but to be safe he required all the men to retire behind the lead Shielding and wear tin foil cricket box's
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It’s a rush job for some Russian bridge, so just tack weld the joints every 20 foot or so, they should hold unless it has some excess pressure exerted on it.
The tension reached nerve shredding point, no one wanted to miss the creation of the first test tube baby.......There .... Men are at last redundant. Get your 10in rubber personal pleasure device on the way out...
