Caption Competition Mk III

[MPN11]

Remind me … what’s a ‘dimpled chad’, Sergeant?

[cavuman1]

If it takes half an hour for half a mule to walk half a mile, how long does it take a drunken grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a rotten dill pickle?

- Ed

[Kiltrash]

Congratulations Smithers, you have collected all the McDonald * Monopoly Stickers....this guarantees you a Heart Attack...

* Other high fat high sugar and high salt fast food menus are available

[Kiltrash]

Congratulations Smithers, you have collected all the World Cup 22 Paninni stickers for the England team..... How are you gonna break the news to Harry Kane he's not on the flight ??

( Yes i know Scotland didny qualify....im not bitter and twisted ..)

[Kiltrash]

Congratulations Kwasi, you have produced a full proof plan to get the Generals desk three foot towards Baghdad.... I'll submit it up the chain of command ( and claim the credit )
Just remember if it prooves disastrous you must have a subordinate to throw under the bus. .

[Kiltrash]

Sniper takes off his left glove and prepares to challenge the instructor to a duel....

[Kiltrash]

Err no, this does not explain just why there is a Double Base behind us leaning on the wall...

[Kiltrash]

You had better make yourself scarce, you have just shot the Admiral's pet Jellyfish.

[Kiltrash]

Congratulations Sergi ypu have just got rid of 2 Generals and 6 Majors....President Putin was running out of windows....

[MPN11]

OK, Kwasi, that’s OK. Next test is advanced Economics.

[Confusious]

Stand by your beds.
Will call it tomorrow at 23:28:31 Nay Pyi Taw local time.

[treadigraph]

On this side we have the eight most wanted male [redacted] terrorists. On the other side are the eight most wanted...

[ShyTorque]

I’ll certainly bring some booze to your party but there’s no way I’m wearing a silly hat!

[Chu Chu]

So what do you think of my proposal for a new graphic novel?

I'm sorry to say this, Hoskins, but honestly it's full of holes.

[Kiltrash]

Towards the end of World War 3 Zephram Cochrane's proposal to fold space and create a wormhole to 'discover ' faster than light travel, was initially met with scepticism

[Kiltrash]

One bullet and 16 holes, how on earth did you manage that??
Its all in the folding, I learnt that during my last tour in Japan...

[Kiltrash]

Body armour that's as light as a feather....
Yes sir, trouble is it only fits Action Man Sir..

[Kiltrash]

The AAIB later reported that even though all the holes did not in this instance line up, the accident was inevitable

[treadigraph]

Have you ever done a Rorschach test before Kiplinski?

[Kiltrash]

No Sarge I've used the scatter gun but I don't think I've hit Nay Pyi Taw.... who ever that is.